Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

No sir. I kept my distance.

I got close enough to look at his teeth. Nice little teeth. I now wonder how it feels to get bit by a bat. They look like little mini Foxes or German Shepherds with the ears.

a-c-a-b posted...

I know you're not big into punk, Johnny.

But I know you like this.

https://youtu.be/vKQXVGF2M2s

Fuckin a right I do. I remember the first time I heard it I was following my dad in my car after my mom died and this song came on and I just about lost it.

This is the one that gets me now with my dad because he used to love these fuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZI_WQuacvM

No it flew onto the wall right next to me as I was walking past it.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Get a rabies shot. Now

I didn't even touch the son of a bitch. I was with my brothers neighbors and we were moving the last shit out of my dads room and it just randomly showed up where we were walking and it was clinging to to the wall. They noticed it first and stared at it and looked at me.. I was like "Yeah that's weird". So of course if you google what it means you get this:

They are a sign of a difficult moment coming to an end, allowing closure and healing. The dead bat is a sign of change and accepting that change is inevitable and not always a bad thing. Trust in your insight and intuition, trust in yourself, and know that you will be able to make the best decision for your life.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/6/AAHlKpAADorq.jpg

This bat came outta fuckin no where today at like 1pm.... hung on the wall and crawled on to this. I figured he would have flown away but he was fuckered and died.

Son of a bitch had a set of ears on him. Never seen that happen before and why he chose to land right near me.

Not your punk stuff but I just heard this song just now and my ex was all over this one she used to go nuts every time I played it. I'm also takin this one back because I liked it before I met her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjWd_7OzO84

Questionmarktarius posted...

the greater miracle here is that Smackems isn't purg'd again.

But I keep holding my breath. I often times pass out and hit my head on a glass table and piss in a puddle of my own blood from day to day. This is the way of things now.

.....yesss just a little seme... booze.

a-c-a-b posted...

On a Devil Makes Three kick right now.

I know you like these dudes, Johhny.

https://youtu.be/6-0uj906aWM

Love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi12f5j1VA0

AGHH I'm so pissed my neighbor found a godamn Desert Kingsnake earlier and sent me a video but let it go. I would have loved to have seen that beautiful bastard up close

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/4/AAHlKpAADoaw.jpg

MabusIncarnate posted...

Johnny is the meat in the Yoshi sandwich

That's gonna cost you a star or I get to wrestle around with you and throw you threw a metal fence. Up to you. I don't know how far you'll fall but you'll sign all that way before this occurs.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Not yet, i'm probably gonna tonight. Wife is off at 11 if you wanna Party later, maybe we can find a 4th by then.

I'm in.

CanuckCowboy posted...

How did it take me until now to realize that you guys have been using switch games as coded sex talk this whole time?

Buncha kinky swingers itt.

That's why we're tryin to get ya a switch.

@MabusIncarnate did you see the new B&B? "It was probably that damned Beauford and Bernardo" "Yeah!!! It was Bernarrrrrrrrrrrdo!!"

I'd run out in me jocks as well to save the day.

I almost pissed my pants laughing at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7M6lhzYOow

Oh so you just need to find what works. Youll do it. Took me a minute to find my beloved rum but shes mine til death do us part.... or some crazy lady makes me quit.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Nice. I haven't drank this year, but I been considering it. Just to listen to music by a fire solo or something. Maybe watch a movie after. I usually just take 5-8 shots within 2-3 hours and then stop.

That doesnt sound bad. Whats the problem once you start you cant stop?

You need to join us in Discord... abd that goes for the rest of yas who havent done so yet.

Im drinking beer abd installibg Linux....

Ehhhh I cant tag CableZL

Got the death certificates picked up today. Everything is set up to send both parents back to New Jersey. I looked and the official cause of death was Metastatic Neuroendocrine Carcinoma. Never in a million years would have I have picked that for how he'd go out. That's usually how life works though. But at least that's all done now and I can move on to other things.

One homework assignment to work on now then after that drinkin time. Beer for today since I gotta work tomorrow then Rum for the long weekend.

I really wish Football season started this weekend. Far too often we can't get shit face wasted because we gotta work on Monday.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Yea, instead of getting times like that with my dad I have to substitute it with time like that with my kids. I never had a father so ill be damned if my kids don't have a father.

It's funny I have two hotels I am dead set on going back to. Embassy Suites in Los Angeles and Tucson.

It'll absolutely never be the same but I gotta go back at some point in my life.

It makes no sense to anyone but me and that's why I have to go back at some point.

I cleaned out house 7 stars to 2nd place which had 3

Do you guys have crazy liquor and cheeseburger parties?

Anyone for Party tonight? Gonna whoop El Coyo Fucko around again.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Dude your mom is a fucking warrior. Every couple days something forces her into the hospital and yet she keeps marching on.

No shit huh? It's actually quite impressive.

At this point am I that bad?

Smackems posted...

My phone bit the bullet. So it'll be a while before im back in the discord n shit

Its been a really long fuckin day

Well Discord will be quiet...

Hell yeah we could just sit around and live stream shit and commentate on it and FIGHT.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

No, it must remain about Bacardi 151 :(

next one though

Why can't it be both though? I could drink 151 while running active commentary on a Sandler movie?

@CanuckCowboy I'm gonna rewatch breaking bad and then finally go through Better Call Saul.

Smackems posted...

@Johnny_Nutcase

Eh I haven't won that many.

October 11th???? What the fuckis every motherfucker in the state goin there????

Oh yeah. Hmmm Canadian that only knows spanish for some reason might work?

Distance and even better your wife doesnt speak your language. I need me a woman who only speaks spanish. Hard to fight that way right?

My guess is marital problems. My brother lives 2 hours away from his wife here in Arizona. I couldn't do that. No job is worth being away from your loved ones.

Wow my brothers losin his shit. His stupid whore of a gf is stressing him out on top of of everything. He just punched a hole in the wall and broke a picture frame. For the fist time in my life we weren't mad at each other and I actually had to calm him down. I'm about to give his gf the business because she's now actively interfering with mine.

I'd be better if you shitheads would play some Switch with me. Beat the piss outta Coyo Fucko the other night.

To clarify it was in Mario Party...

So that's it huh?

Mr_hulk88 posted...

Ok troll. Have fun

I'm not a troll. I barely post outside of the drinkin topics. I just felt we could have a pointless little argument because It would be fun and you're bein a Cpt. Bringdown about it.

It's all just a pointless gambit of horse shit.

Noooo I just like the argument factor. I'm calling you out for being so concerned with someone talking about their dating life on here and yet you ask us about what body type of women we prefer....

Basically I could say a beaver could beat the piss out of a bear in a fight but fighting about it would be a little worthless wouldn't it? Who gives a shit. But if you wanna keep discussing matters let's go back to the beaver/bear situation what do you think?

Why make a deal out of someone talking about dating? You think he's bragging? Whether they are or not is as irrelevant to us as you making this topic. So why the fuck are you jumpin on the guy when you can be called out for the same non sense horse shit discussion we're having right now? Well which would be about body types until you made a thing about bragging rights.... long story short who gives a shit about all of this? Let's go get drunk and fight in a random persons garage and see what happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-59KZIjNQI

Well neither issue is a big deal. Why did you make one over the other?

Well you're so baffled by why someone can talk about their dating life yet you ask us about what kinda body type we like?

You're username checks out too because i'm guessing you're going to stay STRONG on your stance on this mr hulk man.

Mr_hulk88 posted...

I have no reason to be envious by the way, I just don't feel the need to rub my dating life in people's faces

Well why do you feel the need to ask us what body types we prefer???? Kinda could argue both cases couldn't ya?

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Damn I just need to wait for Mabus to make a topic before I'm tagged.

You have the worst luck with gettin tagged.

Did that shit on the toilet seat really get ya goin?

I almost died twice in the span of one week. Once to a horrific little car accident and then 6 or 7 days later in surgery waking up to a nurse pounding on my chest yelling at me to wake up. I was like ok.

Am I not supposed to be here right now?

You know GODAMN well drunks don't remember shit so you can't possibly tell us you died 85 times.