Lurker > Jiek_Fafn

Can we say mean things about him because he's not an active user? I want to say that the saturn was a colossal waste of potential that was steamrolled by its competitors, but I don't want to get modded.

Patches is pretty clear on this one
You're...making your way to the Erdtree, no? Well I heard something that might help. A special means of reaching your destination. Have you ever seen an iron virgin? The clunky contraptions are whirlwinds of sickles and spiked wheels...but long ago, they were endowed with a spell of transposition. And get this. A surviving virgin sits at the bottom of the big waterwheel in the Academy of Raya Lucaria. Its transpositional powers fully intact. So, right, if you get caught in it on purpose...It'll chuck you straight at the base of the Erdtree...Or so I'm told...Ha ha...ha ha...

Patches tells you to do it.

Also, it's like a two minute cave with iirc a talisman and some bats in it and a shitty double enemy boss figut. I wouldnt say it's significant. It dumps you out in a very easily accessible area.

Idk
I just ask my mom to order me a tasty drink and I get what I get

Hopefully, the fear of just closing down and moving makes other facilities realize that they're only strong together. If the other facilities are ever going to unionize, now is the best time. Amazon can't handle closing down multiple facilities without screwing themselves over.

GrandConjuraton posted...

Inb4 it goes beyond its stated "purpose" and either uses it to fire people or penalize them

I can almost guarantee there are perks for getting enough "prop" badges in store for this the moment it launches. Which is more or less the same thing.

It might start out with free Amazon swag and grow from there, but youre most likely right if they can get past employee retention problems. Idk if they can though. It would kill their profit.

I'm not sure what's happening in here, but I know it's terrible

LordRazziel posted...

Where did you get managment BBS from worker chat app?

Read the article. It says the intention of what the app is used for. Considering it's made by Amazon for Amazon, it seems to be some dumb "Good job, Steve!" type of pandering. Why would it not be controlled by management?

UnholyMudcrab posted...

I can't imagine those boots taste very good

Piss off. I'm unequivocally pro union for Amazon employees. Youre mad about an app that doesn't even exist atm

UnfairRepresent posted...

"Positive shout outs can't mention restrooms or unions " wut

I assume management is meant to be in charge of it, much like a standard bulletin board/newsletter type thing

Eh, from the description of what they want it to be, it makes sense. It's supposed to just be positive shout outs. If you've ever been in a work Facebook group it just devolves into people bitching nonstop. This is meant to purely be a positive propaganda machine to retain employees. Its like an employee of the month bulletin board. Youd think they'd just have someone be a mod though.

Is she going to sing it to the tune of the Mulan song?

Platinum End

He's the most handsome 50 year old man since Paul Rudd

Wasn't anticipating so much laughter in here when I clicked on this topic

Middle of the road. I had friends that I was close to and mostly stuck to them, but I also got along well enough with everyone else. I got around a lot at that age, so I was apparently likable enough.

@STEROLIZER
Catboy requires further assistance

Ya'll retain your consciousness the next morning? Wtf. I just trudge along like an ant and recall nothing.

Depends
There are things you can get a hyper focused associates in. Near entry level positions that help you get a foot in the door. Tons of nursing things. If you plan on starting your own business, a focused curriculum dealing in that or possibly even in the particular business you hope to open.

It doesn't sound like any of these situation particularly apply to you though.

For those that hate isekai, there's another show that just started about a woman that hunts and kills ones summoned to her world. The JP name is like Virgin Hunter or something.

New Girl
Jess makes up the theme song and sings part of it in the first episode

I am the admin of reddit. My website sucks so I hang out here instead

Heart is stressed due to needing to pump blood further

Like you drove him home after hanging out? That was nice of you

Can't wait for Gogeta to combine both techniques into a light purple hair color. Then we learn that Trunks was using that form off and on earlier in the series.

I try to pay zoomer cashiers in VHS tapes

I'm still playing through stuff from the last one of these. As much as I'd like to kill CHAOS, I'm sure that will be on sale very soon on its own.

You can high key kiss them if they consent

Gather round children, and let me tell you the legend of Pete "Skete" Davidson, slayer of the unholy ass, eater of the holy ass, and liberator of the common woman's ass.

Some say he wasnt actually born by traditional methods. They claim his mother was impregnated by BGE. Others reckon he was created in a lab by a group of drunken lady scientists after a girls night out. Some think he might not even have been real at all. Some sort of group hallucination.

I like to believe that there's a little bit of Pete inside all of us. That his dick is so big that it's deep inside of us always. Filling us with it's everlasting love.

UnfairRepresent posted...

I don't understand

All food commercials make the food look super advertising. It's not just Burger King. All Fast food, resturants, supermarkets etc do it

That's the point in marketing.

You don't make a commercial of an ugly fat girl eating a digusting looking half cooked burger that's falling apart because the greasy 16 year old high school drop out that made it was making 124 of these an hour.

You make it look super nice and delicious. Show off the meat, bun, sauces and veggies

Then pay happy skinny people who don't look like they spend all night wishing they were dead to eat it while smiling and lightly pushing each other.

There are certain rules that the FCC makes them stick to. The lawsuit is alleging that this item is crossing that line. Essentially, there's like 2x as much meat in the sandwich in the ad as there is on an actual sandwich. It's like Subway advertising a picture of a footlong sandwich and saying it's a six inch.

Billyionaire posted...

Please stop spreading false information about how to measure your penis. If you don't know then don't advise others.

Im getting so many conflicting directions. I'm just going to continue measuring my penis as I always have. Idc if it's wrong. I've been measuring mine by it's character.

The true measure of a penis is how it treats someone who can do it absolutely no good. The measure of a penis is what it does with power. If you want to see the true measure of a penis, watch how it treats his inferiors, not its equals.

I'm often very upset by what others prefer to be called. There's this one person at work that's a real demanding piece of shit. He insists everyone call him Steven.

Fuck you, your name is Steve you pretentious asshole! I was in little league with you when we were kids and you were Steve then and you'll always be that. You can't just change it.

No it's not
How are you gonna get anything done while wearing it while women are all over you?

Have you heard about Bruce's vegan brother?
Brocco

Hes relating to it. He mentioned he's a fan of the game recently

Subway subs are about the same quality as the ones at my grocery store, but they're twice as expensive. I know where I'll be getting my crummy subs from in the future.

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. You are now trespassing

I'm onboard. Do you want me start on something big like rent or knock out a bunch of small things like candy bars and guns?

"If you disrespect one of my officers again, I will remove your soul from your fucking body "
*immediately chokes a fellow officer*

What an absolute piece of shit

Agreed
I got my first public bj during Wall-E

Bill & Ted's Excellent Foreskin

I want to fill the world with healthy and beautiful vaginas. That's my gift to humanity

Not fault
I sold mine to a zoo when were close to extinction.

Last of the Dog Foreskin

This is what Id do

Me: I've been playing a lot of Elden Rings and it's really hard.
*Wait like a minute*
*Send dick pics. A lot of dick pics because it's a very hard game*

Maybe they got raptured

Dude got his head punched up, choked and his dick ripped. I'm gonna need more info on how any of this was his fault.

I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's highly unlikely he headbutted the other guy's fists and attempted to break his fingers with his neck and dick.

It definitely happened on a stage. You guys might not have noticed, but my trained detective eyes picked up on it real quick.