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TopicWould you sleep with Team Rocket's Jessie
Mibahlzitch
06/09/22 2:30:59 PM
#17
Yeah I imagine her hair looking more like those last couple pics irl than actually being one solid chunk like that weird first cosplay. Anime is stylized.

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TopicTexas trans teen attempted suicide, parents got turned in for having trans child
Mibahlzitch
06/09/22 4:40:02 AM
#65
this is basically just arresting people for being trans at this point, oh joy, we're saudi arabia now

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TopicThe stability and security of Crypto is amazing
Mibahlzitch
06/08/22 5:42:24 PM
#6
I have no idea what that tweet means, I'm so tech illiterate

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TopicWow, my gf is cheating on me
Mibahlzitch
06/08/22 4:54:54 PM
#95
Seems to me like you should just tell her you have a tik tok account and were just browsing when you found the video and it hurt you. If she is someone you were serious with there's no reason to play stupid games or take a poke at her out of spite. Be a mature adult and tell her that you're disappointed and hurt because you cared for her, but that she's betrayed that trust.

Guilt is a powerful emotion; if you're sincere and she actually cared for you at all that's going to send a more powerful message than making her feel like you're just a jerk and getting her to feel all defensive by engaging in petty revenge and making her feel right to not take your relationship seriously.

People always try to be clever but being honest and saying "you fucked up, I loved you but you fucked up" probably hits people a lot harder than any actual revenge. When you look back and can't find anyone to blame other than yourself, it hits harder. Moreso than being glad you cheated on that angry guy who pulled all this shit.

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TopicSonic Direct in 5 minutes
Mibahlzitch
06/07/22 6:29:09 PM
#45
JuanCarlos1 posted...
Having the luck of your IP becoming a successful movie series rivaling marvel movies....to squander it all making crappy games.
So many companies would kill to have an IP as durable as Sonic. Despite how many failed projects it has, it can somehow still have successful licensing and tie in products like movies and comics and no matter how badly they botch the newest game the next one still gets mainstream attention. Sonic is just made out of Teflon somehow. We all laugh but we still all look at the trailers like they could somehow surprise us..

The most skilled people are on Sonic's marketing team; the funny Twitter account people love to retweet, the way they embrace their fans with stuff like Sonic Mania, doing stuff like putting memeable stuff like Sanic in official works, the sheer amount of Sonic merch out there... Letting people make fun of "Ugly Sonic" in that Chip N Dale movie.. The trailers for dud games like 06 even got people hyped. Although they seem to be having an issue with Frontier..

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Topic5 million bucks, but you're stuck in pick 1-10 before entering
Mibahlzitch
06/07/22 6:26:31 PM
#25
Minecraft sounds pretty doable then if you land in a safeish area I think? Build a house and hide there for a week.

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Topic5 million bucks, but you're stuck in pick 1-10 before entering
Mibahlzitch
06/07/22 5:57:50 PM
#17
Oh damn there it is, I missed it. Thanks for the heads up

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Topic5 million bucks, but you're stuck in pick 1-10 before entering
Mibahlzitch
06/07/22 5:57:09 PM
#14
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

He didn't say one week

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Topic5 million bucks, but you're stuck in pick 1-10 before entering
Mibahlzitch
06/07/22 5:56:14 PM
#13
CrimsonAngel posted...
The money would literally be useless in most of these.


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TopicAll we want is an Onimusha remake and 2/3 remaster
Mibahlzitch
06/07/22 4:02:26 PM
#3
I don't know, there are a lot of different things I want, like Mega Man Legends 3.

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TopicNew pride flags just dropped.
Mibahlzitch
06/07/22 4:01:33 PM
#72
Sir, are you attempting to suggest that love is rational? Since forever we have heard of people talking about fools in love, about how love makes one foolish. Love is nothing if not rational. Math is rational, emotions are messy.

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TopicMemes 20.0
Mibahlzitch
06/06/22 7:22:56 PM
#75
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/8/AAEl66AADT6o.jpg

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TopicAttorney general says schools do not have to accommodate children' gender wishes
Mibahlzitch
06/06/22 6:55:09 PM
#21
Imagine an elementary school making dresses mandatory uniforms and saying " oh they think as boys they don't want to wear those? They don't get to decide that kind of thing here as kids, the attorney general says so" and getting fired immediately


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TopicHow do you pronounce "Arceus"?
Mibahlzitch
06/06/22 6:48:47 PM
#11
I don't

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TopicEverytime NeonOctopus is SUSPENDED, I feel sick to my stomach
Mibahlzitch
06/06/22 4:34:25 PM
#18
Seriously learn the lore Drizzt

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TopicNetflix's One Piece: Set Sneak Peek
Mibahlzitch
06/06/22 3:36:56 PM
#29
I guess the fish head won't be a detachable battle ship if it's going to be a bar with new Zoro scenes at it.

I will say though, even if (when) the show is terrible they could put those sets in a theme park and it would be pretty damn cool. I'd love to explore that Baratie set. Gonna have some cool looking locations at least.

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TopicSecrets of Dumbledore is actually legitimately terrible, wow
Mibahlzitch
06/04/22 6:26:45 PM
#28
Bio1590 posted...
I tried to finish the movie today but still couldn't bring myself to do it >_>

I just can't believe "btw we're going to randomly clear Grindelwald of all his crimes and let him run in this election that's conveniently happening" is a real plot point.
I mean,they're going to let Trump run for president again in real life.

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TopicImagine spending a week at Walt Disney World with dis group
Mibahlzitch
06/04/22 5:35:34 PM
#26
Hayame Zero posted...
"Not real fans..."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/7/AABfkMAADSZv.jpg
I never understood why the guy was sideways

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TopicLightwarrior11 is SUSPENDED
Mibahlzitch
06/04/22 5:18:37 PM
#23
RealityDose posted...
Just because the system is broken doesn't mean it'll get fixed with new suits
Taking his side? That's a big oof

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TopicHave you ever played Silent Hill?
Mibahlzitch
06/04/22 5:07:28 PM
#20
Tom Clark posted...
Absolutely.

The first is one of my favourite PSX games. It's atmosphere is unparalleled, and while it was rough around the edges I don't think that any of the more polished entries in the series (even SH2 which is usually considered the best) have managed to match it.
Personally I prefer 2 but I agree with you that the first one is quite underrated. It's easily the second best one imo. The third one is also good, if not quite as inspired as the first two. And the room (4) is a really unfortunate game because it's so cool in premise; the room that is your home base becoming terrifying over time, walking through visions and being stalked by a killer.. the atmosphere and story are fantastic and the midn of creativity the series needed after 3 was a wee bit too by the numbers.. but God is it painful to actually PLAY. So many frustrating aspects. Too much backtracking, too many unkillable hard to avoid ghost enemies, the guy chasing you is kind of a pain in the ass.. tbh it's been so long since I tried it I honestly want to give it another try since I'm doing a better job of making it sound cool to myself... But I'm sure why it's frustrating to play would flood back.

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TopicI miss MUDs
Mibahlzitch
06/04/22 3:36:26 PM
#9
You should start a ce mud community

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TopicPro tip: How to get away with any crime in America
Mibahlzitch
06/04/22 3:35:12 PM
#8
DeadBankerDream posted...
When the police reads you your Melinda rights and asks "Do you understand these rights as I've read them to you?" just say "no"

Police can't do shit to you then.
How similar are these to Miranda rights

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TopicWomen over a certain height is unattractive.
Mibahlzitch
06/02/22 4:56:11 PM
#40
CanadianMafK posted...
Im going to guess youre about 5-7 and 1 16th and about 330 pounds

SrRd_RacinG posted...
Much lighter and 3 inches taller.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


https://www.healthline.com/health/average-height-for-men#u-s-height

the average age-adjusted height for American men 20 years old and up is 69.1 inches (175.4 centimeters) during the years 2015 to 2016. Thats about 5 feet 9 inches tall.

The average man is a manlet now?

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TopicKC police shoot pregnant woman w/ hands up 5 times before cuffing her,...
Mibahlzitch
06/02/22 4:50:49 PM
#73
Imit8m3 posted...
Nobody blames guns when the cops shoot people.
Are you shitting me? Tons of people also say cops don't need to be heavily armed.

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TopicHow is bitch still an acceptable curse word?
Mibahlzitch
06/01/22 6:34:39 PM
#25
Aressar posted...
I would breed that bitch.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/0/AAEl66AADSp4.jpg

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TopicUvalde cops no longer cooperating with state investigators
Mibahlzitch
05/31/22 8:10:14 PM
#73
They were willing to cooperate right up until they started actually investigating huh. Like they expected an investigation to be an excuse to declare them innocent of wrongdoing a couple weeks later rather than for them to investigate.


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TopicI have terminal irony poisoning
Mibahlzitch
05/28/22 6:17:17 PM
#35
FL81 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/8/AAOGRhAADRoY.jpg
It's definitely this

His explanation is fine but it's still this. It's too many layers of injokes to ever process. This is the deeply buried fossils of injokes.

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TopicScrew it, let's do drawing requests.
Mibahlzitch
05/28/22 6:12:11 AM
#115
Hambo the Hog posted...
@Mibahlzitch posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AADHstAADRAy.jpg
????

I was gonna call this a dumb request and ignore it, but the post made me laugh.
Would not have blamed you if you did since it was a dumb joke on my part. Impressive funny/creepy pic! Cannot unsee the teeth. Your art is really great! You're now one of my favorite Gamefaqs artists for sure. That's a non ironic compliment, I've seen some cool art here over the years.

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TopicScrew it, let's do drawing requests.
Mibahlzitch
05/22/22 4:26:52 AM
#8
A bikini in a bikini

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TopicShe looks at you and says 'My Scan Visor says there's a gigantic bounty on you.'
Mibahlzitch
05/19/22 5:22:46 AM
#6
Power up to my final form and threaten to destroy the planet.

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TopicTIL the chick who translated MGS2 into English thought Kojima was a hack
Mibahlzitch
05/18/22 9:42:07 PM
#120
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

People said Uncharted was a masterpiece? I thought people said it was an incredibly accurate recreation of a fun indiana Jones style gunning and exploring popcorn movie that was playable. Not high art, but successful at really giving you that playing a light movie vibes

It's not exactly citizen Kane but it's not trying to be. Quips explosions, nasty badguys to shoot, some light puzzleish elements to make you feel like a b movie explorer and wild setpieces. It delivered what it promised.

Neither the deepest gameplay nor plot and a short run time, so it was like a popcorn movie in video game form in more ways than one.

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TopicName useful female anime characters
Mibahlzitch
05/16/22 4:41:18 AM
#44
Bulma's mom

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TopicScenario: You discover your girlfriend has unwittingly hired your ex as her maid
Mibahlzitch
05/15/22 5:26:44 PM
#22
Immediate threesome as my ex realizes what a mistake the breakup was.

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TopicThe crypto bubble popped
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 8:03:02 PM
#101
i wanna buy one dogecoin

thats enough so i can say i have a dogecoin and giggle, which is my true profit

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TopicMajor Melon is probably the best Mountain Dew flavor they've made in years.
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 7:55:32 PM
#9
VampireCoyote posted...
I demand the return of Liberty Brew
that was pretty good.

I miss when Live Wire was sold in 12 packs

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Topic'Avatar: The Way of Water' Teaser Trailer Nabs Huge 148.6M Views on First Day
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 7:52:50 PM
#15
Sictis posted...
Really don't understand the hype behind this series at all.


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TopicThe crypto bubble popped
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 7:37:29 PM
#93
Now's my chance to grab some dogecoins right?

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Topic"I can't be a doxxer if they already posted their IRL information!"
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 5:14:40 PM
#34
ThePieReborn posted...
I would say 1 and 2 are decidedly "no." 3 is closer to a grey area.
I'd say 1 is no (Although if you're conspiring to attack people that's a different crime), 2 is the grey area since you're sharing the information in a context it wasn't intended and 3 is definitely yes because they never chose to make the information public.

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TopicDie Hard 5 really the last Die Hard we're ever getting
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 5:02:49 PM
#2
Maybe someday they can make a die hard movie with a cgi bruce willis

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TopicAlbus Severus is way worse than Rey tbh... *Harry Potter and Star Wars Spoilers*
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 4:52:27 PM
#22
DrizztLink posted...
He absolutely sacrificed Harry's parents.
How's that? I don't recall how their death went down exactly.

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TopicFor all intensive porpoises, it's a doggy dog world
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 4:45:32 PM
#26
DeadBankerDream posted...
You should stop this.
Stop what?

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TopicKnives Out is fricking amazing. *Spoilers*
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 4:44:25 PM
#21
A sequel that's a completely different case and has a new cast besides the detective is actually the best way to do it, a way that's evergreen so long as you have a good new idea for a case each film. Guess it wouldn't hurt for the detective to have some recurring characters too.

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TopicYou can send one 144 character message to your 15 year old self
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 4:34:16 PM
#42
Don't get an English degree, get a more useful college degree. Also invest in Google.

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TopicFor all intensive porpoises, it's a doggy dog world
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 4:33:30 PM
#21
It makes sense if you're saying you want to use something for an intensive purpose. But the phrase is supposed to refer to something that is true for every possible intent or purpose, not just an intensive one.

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TopicFor all intensive porpoises, it's a doggy dog world
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 3:59:44 AM
#13
DeadBankerDream posted...
Wait... that's not the actual saying?
How many puddings have you personally investigated...

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TopicI need a good response to "you should watch the marvel movies!"
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 3:59:10 AM
#36
DocDelicious posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/2/AAYLmLAADOEy.jpg
What's that? Power rangers?

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TopicFor all intensive porpoises, it's a doggy dog world
Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 2:09:28 AM
#4
The proof is in the pudding

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Topicboard ape yacht club looses millions buying imaginary land
Mibahlzitch
05/10/22 3:31:36 PM
#20
kirbymuncher posted...
topic title made me think they intended to buy something and were instead given literally nothing in exchange
The article mentioned a lot of people had that happen in fact; that some issue caused a lot of people to pay and not even get their garbage. And that a fake version of their website also stole a lot of money. As opposed to just wasting it on the real one anyway.

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Topicboard ape yacht club looses millions buying imaginary land
Mibahlzitch
05/10/22 3:28:45 PM
#19
Sounds like you didn't read the article

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Topic"My vote doesn't matter."
Mibahlzitch
05/10/22 3:26:05 PM
#11
Trickfinger posted...
And yet you pay taxes.
They don't let you live in a place other than jail if you try to not pay taxes

Unless you're rich I mean

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