Lurker > Nazanir

He even bites his nails when he sees a black lego character.

Man that runs deep.

Introducing, Wilson:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/6/AAUFivAADNQ-.jpg

DeadBankerDream posted...

https://youtu.be/FMlxOCzHZiU

Phil doesn't know what Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of, asks his chat.

Chat correctly states that it celebrates resistance against the French. Phil tells them they're wrong.

Fuck me sideways. Being stupid ia one thing, being dense another. But how does your mind even work for shit like this?

Aaand sorry for the double post:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/3/AAUFivAADM4j.jpg

I am, here is a bit of my collection:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/9/AAUFivAADM4f.jpg

BlackBlueButts posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjusAS5CJW0&t

Basically what we knew already, Kat must have lost her job since he stopped talking about needing to balance around her schedule.

How the hell do you lose a retail job during an economical crisis? Did she shoot a customer or some shit?

Phil and Kat really deserve eachother.

Also:

Phil: I am not gonna release personal information.

Also Phil: releases personal information.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Phills chat: Giggity.

*Pays 100$ to avoid ban*

This is the one thing I still can't wrap my head around. Why the fuck would you pay someone to unban you? I mean, if you don't want me there, bye bye. Maybe other people are more appreciative of my support. But if you don't want it, don't whine and bitch that your support is dwindling.

BlackBlueButts posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH1qKxbViaY

Whoop, here it is. React DSP is here to stay. Wants 450 members to react to TIHYDP or Rambo and Howard calling him out.

Called it, less effort for the same amount of money. He will always try and look for it.

Ideally, people give him money just for breathing.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Doesn't the Alien franchise have 6 movies?

For Transformers, I'd peraonally go with 3 > 1 > 4 > 5 > 2.

DeadBankerDream posted...

https://youtu.be/uzvmK8bi_pM

40 year old man has meltdown about how his definition of 10/10 is the only correct one, having other opinions is a violation of the sacred nature of MATH!, game reviews should be objective, people who don't think so are lying to their audience.

I did nothing wrong. I did everything SCIENTIFIC!

It's hilarious hearing him talk about objectivity, when I feel we can agree that Phil only uses 2 criteria to judge games:

1. It should be easy to play and complete.
2. Make him a lot of money.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Calamity! Dsp is calling all trolls mentally ill (while ignoring how it might make a bunch of his fans feel) and fears super thanks will be taken away from him!

He was also complaining about old videos (5+ years old) being claimed so they aren't elegable for Super Thanks either.

This man really wants money for shit he did half a decade ago.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Wings is NOT ALLOWED to react to DSP's down the rabbit hole. He does not get permission!

I think this is so fucking hilarious. He is literally saying it's okay for him to judge others, but others can't judge him.

I love how Phil says how bad streama "negate" good streams.

Like he can have a good stream, get 200 dollars, and a bad stream of 0 then negates that. Which is absolute bullshit and not at all what negate means. He is still 200 dollars up.

If he'd somehow end a negative stream with -200 THEN the positice stream of 200 would be negated, because he would be back at 0.

I think it's safe to say Phil.has certain expectations when it comes to his streams and income, but that would imply that giving him money is mandatory, which he keeps saying it's not.

I imagine Phil will do this "style" of content more often now. More money for less effort.

Also, he called Wings a clown while wearing the glasses and a Pikachu hat.

Exceptional levels of no self awareness.

Oh god, the Elden Ring stream was something.

Phil was angry at his chat for people not guiding/helping him.

Chat then remebered Phil he was overleveled.

People got banned.

The Phil started stalling, people telling him how to defeat the Fire Giant. Phil refusing to fight this boss went to "tour" the starter area and called people morons for spoiling the boss for him (even though he was angry at people not helping him...).

More bans ensued.

Bullet Witch.

Sunhawk posted...

And why lie?

I imagine it's like breathing for you.

Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't His.

dancing_cactuar posted...

Dude played next to nothing outside of Super Turbo before 2008 and all his gaming knowledge stems from 2008 onward, like when he refers to Fallout 4 playing like a traditional Fallout game or uses Kirby's Epic Yarn as the standard for a Kirby game when almost every human being would use Super Star as the benchmark for a traditional Kirby game.

How hard can it be to Google something for 5 minutes? Watch a Youtube video on the subject, read a wiki, etc.

At least you'll look competent.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Lmao! He called Kirby dark souls because the boss has a second phase.

He is so out of touch it's amazing. Bosses had multiple phases LONG before Dark Souls.

For what is supposed to be his "work" he has little to no knowledge about it.

CE_gonna_CE posted...

NFM

Nice Fuckin Model

honk honk

You're working with a professional here!

dancing_cactuar posted...

Did anyone mention how he said the last movie he saw in theaters was Spiderman Homecoming with his soulmaid, which means:
1. Less than a month after breaking up the Panda he was already seeing other women
2. Not just that, but flying them across the country so they could see capeshit movies
3. That he saw capeshit with her even though she absolutely hates it because of Subaru Man for whatever stupid reason

Something about this picture is really off, not even getting into how she would be cheating on Subaru Man at this point.

Considering how much of a story he made about it during the timeframe when he was pretending to be single, colossal X to doubt on this.

Yeah I caught that too, he really is a psychopath if you ask me. He either already was talking with Kat or literally the day after Panda left he started talking with Kat and within a month he already was flying her out to him, meaning he spend A LOT of money just to see her.

BlackBlueButts posted...

The thousands he got for his birthday stream is magically all gone.

He can BARELY get by with 5.000 dollars a week.

Phil: forgets his anniversary.

Also Phil: celebrates his birthday for a week.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1510524050707083264?t=qHaBP0eNQKLlwM2b73yNZg&s=19

Again Phil, the moment is over and burried.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1509076764626022401?t=IbqXULqNP7OPhl0zVu4q1Q&s=19

Referencing his viral tweet.

The moment is over Phil....

BlackBlueButts posted...

Dsp is still talking about his recent viral tweet. Dude is legit so proud of a Twitter post.

It's sad to realize that his biggest accomplishment is a single viral tweet.

https://steamcharts.com/app/924970

There is a clear downwars trend in Back4Blood. But it's still active.

Having said that:
https://steamcharts.com/app/550

L4D2 has more than 5 times the players and is very active.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1508665025803653120?t=0a_jep-BbyZryDcJQHU11g&s=19

And Phil will do exactly nothing to retain the new followers.

Phil actually called his birthday a holliday.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1507859705468633088?t=zaw5BkUBTp9TzRsUW7ut2Q&s=19

"Annoying camera"?

What Phil actually means that during the bossfight he decided to facetank while healing ans got destroyed.

And then ragequit thw game.

And Derich got banned again because someone was pretending to be the "real" Derich.

LeoRavus posted...

What kind of lazy shit is this? I had the original back in the day and it turned into a gun. This turd can just move its arms and legs.

https://tinyurl.com/yee9nut9

This is nothing new, there have been Transformers action figures for decades now.

Elite Dangerous
Borderlands
Diablo
Elder Scrolls
Fallout
Final Fantasy
The Legacy of Kain series
Xcom
Monster Hunter
Dark Souls

BlackBlueButts posted...

Phil got triggered when someone suggested not carrying bags but to use his hand cart for groceries.

How the fuck is a simple (and good) suggestion like that so upsetting?

BlackBlueButts posted...

Phil thinks that his detractors must be earning money off tihydp and troll videos, that's the only way that he can see them continue to make them!

If you take a minute or two you can see most detractors don't offer ways to give them moneu, and their channels are too small for monitization.

https://youtu.be/_O1hM-k3aUY

HairyQueen posted...

How does this work exactly? They give you download codes for the digital games or something?

Pretty much yes, you buy the Bundle and you het both an email with the codes and you can access them from your profile page.

I had Satisfactory on my wishlist, so combined with a few other games I wanted made it well worth the deal.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1504620321822846986?t=sDzrgyZrUfGETbxQvzcmJw&s=19

Still angry at Street Fighter V.

Slayer_22 posted...

Still harmless, these people would 100% be exploited by other people or situations. DSP isn't doing something that is actually dangerous, he just attracts those weird enough to give him money and listen to his begging.

Are you defending Phil because people would be exploited anyway?

Just because people are easily manipulated or exploites doesn't mean they should, nor deserve.

Slayer_22 posted...

Overall, DSP is harmless.

However, he is an awful person who deserves no sympathy.

In the end, his horde of weirdos are gonna donate their money to someone, there's no way to stop it. His begging is still pathetic and scummy, but still. Overall, he's harmless. Just an awful human.

He is not harmless at all:

Nazanir posted...

Lazy yes, but that doesn't make him less dangerous. It's become really clear recently that he preys on certain people, he gets them to believe that he is more deserving of their money than they themselves.

An example I will always come back to is PlanetJeff. He was so "entranced" by Phil that he spend (part) of his deceased wive's insurance.

https://youtu.be/HPBrbiaVQVs

Delusional doesn't even come close.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Do not underestimate a manipulator, and how dangerous he is too. fortunate he's lazy as hell.

Lazy yes, but that doesn't make him less dangerous. It's become really clear recently that he preys on certain people, he gets them to believe that he is more deserving of their money than they themselves.

An example I will always come back to is PlanetJeff. He was so "entranced" by Phil that he spend (part) of his deceased wive's insurance.

Picked 4 and 6.

I'm good.

Never did. 1 was okay, the race and the duel of the fates were the highlights. 2 was boring and 3 was pretty good.

My biggest issue wasn't with Jennifer but with her character.

In the Dark Phoenix movie she looked like a cheap cosplay. And then giving the dumb speach how Xavier never had to sacrifice anything while she is the reason he is in the wheelchair.

Also, he really thinks his viewers are dumb as rocks:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1502888148363145220?t=99fmUDgaQbjFTACHhmHztQ&s=19

Zodd3224 posted...

Is he playing Elden Ring yet

He has been for a while now. It's boring as fuck though. It's obvious he is reading guides. Now that isn't a sin or anything, but he acts surprised or like he figured stuff out himself and that kills any enjoyment for the stream really.

A quote from his last stream:

"No, I don't have a scat fetish. I don't make jokes about shit, butts or asses all the time. It's a detractor thing, because they complained about me making sexists jokes, then I stopped making sexists jokes and now they complain about my scat jokes. What's next? Complaining about me making 'Knock knock' jokes? Its stupid, these people can lick my ass!"

Phil is something else.

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