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TopicNo body's talking about Brittney Griner. Come on now!
Turtlemayor333
07/06/22 11:37:55 PM
#88
I wonder how many people in this topic also think Ukraine should surrender

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TopicBiden's facing tough times
Turtlemayor333
07/05/22 3:41:17 PM
#6
You can see exactly on the graph where President Biden left the building and President Manchin took over

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TopicBREAKING: Highland Park, IL shooter TAKEN INTO CUSTODY
Turtlemayor333
07/04/22 8:29:52 PM
#4
He wanted Burger King but they were closed so they took him to Wendy's.

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TopicThe share of Americans not having sex has reached a record high
Turtlemayor333
07/03/22 6:22:08 PM
#15
This is all economic. Young people have no money for relationships and that's all there is to it. All the other explanations people (mostly greedy boomers) will come up are a distraction from that main fact.

"You got no money and you got no car? You got no woman, there you are."

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TopicPeople talk about how cheap everything was back in the day, but don't consider
Turtlemayor333
07/03/22 3:15:52 AM
#10
It was still better back then.

Some old senator was talking about how they made 5 bucks an hour when they were in college. That's like 20 bucks an hour today for someone with no degree and no experience.

Now in 2022 there are people making 11 dollars an hour who have degrees.

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TopicThe Nightmare Scenario SCOTUS is Plotting For the 2024 Election Takeover
Turtlemayor333
07/02/22 7:36:39 PM
#9
I don't know how they pull this plan off without their guy already being in the White House. That's the big piece they're missing in this scenario. Biden has zero reason to leave office under these conditions.

The president could even theoretically direct DOJ to arrest the conservatives on the Supreme Court.

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TopicCompare the quality of America to the quality of a video game.
Turtlemayor333
06/29/22 10:22:22 PM
#23
Bible Buffet for NES

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TopicWI Supreme Court rules that board member whose term ended can't be forced out
Turtlemayor333
06/29/22 5:40:36 PM
#5
There is no reason that Biden shouldn't send a thousand soldiers there and remove him by force.

Shit is ridiculous.

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TopicRepubs and Dems See Their Own Party's Falsehoods as More Acceptable
Turtlemayor333
06/29/22 4:05:21 AM
#11
Democrat falsehoods: Inflation will be better in a few months

Republican falsehoods: JFK is about to come back to life

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TopicITT: Things that aren't inherently plot holes and/or bad writing
Turtlemayor333
06/28/22 10:25:03 PM
#5
I'm not sure what category this goes in but I don't like the Dr. Strange spell in No Way Home.

If they were going to cast it, you would expect Strange to calmly go over the rules of the spell and have Peter tell him beforehand about friends/family to exclude. Or just make the magic apply to anybody who found out through JJJ.

Simps will say "It's Strange's character to have no caution and not explain any of this shit." Which is a translation for saying there wouldn't be a movie if they had common sense.

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TopicPutin using an obese retired general that eats 5 meals a day and a liter vodka
Turtlemayor333
06/27/22 8:51:06 PM
#26
This guy went right to action the day McDonald's left Russia

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TopicWho let the morb out?!
Turtlemayor333
06/26/22 6:35:49 PM
#9
Imagine all the people
Morbin out in peace
A-hoo-hoooooo-hoo-hoo

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Topicmaybe I'm wrong, but... (about Ivanka Trump)
Turtlemayor333
06/26/22 5:19:45 PM
#6
I don't really care, do u?

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Topic"lol you wouldnt be able to survive on the streets of Haiti"
Turtlemayor333
06/26/22 4:20:22 PM
#3
*America defenders spike the football and dance after saying we're better than Haiti*

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TopicTrump believes that the overturning of Roe v Wade is bad for Republicans.
Turtlemayor333
06/24/22 9:10:56 PM
#4
Trump got used by the GOP establishment.

He delivered their 3 justices like they wanted. Then none of the 3 wanted to hear his election challenges, but they are getting what they wanted on abortion.

Hopefully they will keep fighting each other over this.

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Topicbeing a conservative justice seems like such a sweet gig
Turtlemayor333
06/24/22 8:57:19 PM
#8
Thomas has said he never asks questions during the argument phase because he already knows his decision before the case reaches the Supreme Court.

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TopicWhat will SCOTUS not go after?
Turtlemayor333
06/24/22 3:05:47 PM
#10
Beer

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TopicMeanwhile, Democrats:
Turtlemayor333
06/24/22 11:47:19 AM
#11
Trump supporters may gladly give away all their money but the left is just going to be pissed off that this is used for fundraising.

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TopicI've been thinking about what the republican endgame is and i think i've got it.
Turtlemayor333
06/24/22 11:38:07 AM
#17
I've been saying this for two years when all the "Nobody wants to work anymore" stuff started with Covid.

I quit my unsafe job two years ago and the thought ran in my mind that Republicans could try to make quitting into a crime.

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TopicYou're an idiot if you think it ends with Roe v Wade. This is just the beginning
Turtlemayor333
06/24/22 11:33:54 AM
#28
There hasn't been much talk about it but I think the first amendment itself is in trouble. Even something like how Trump hated SNL making fun of him. If he gets back in power, I could see the Supreme Court siding with him that their style of comedy is not protected.

I get we're focused on big things like contraception and gay marriage right now but there's no limit to where this ends.

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TopicYou shoulda just voted for Hillary
Turtlemayor333
06/24/22 10:37:59 AM
#8
JBaLLEN66 posted...
Just own up to your mistakes dude
Did you respond to the wrong post

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TopicYou shoulda just voted for Hillary
Turtlemayor333
06/24/22 10:29:08 AM
#4
I agree but to be clear, 2016 needed to go very differently even if Hillary had won.

Mitch had the power to block Hillary from appointing justices for all four years.

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TopicOkay, which voice casting annoyed you more?
Turtlemayor333
06/24/22 12:15:40 AM
#11
Dear pesky plumbas

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TopicImagine hating on Elon Musk because he's smarter than you lmao
Turtlemayor333
06/23/22 2:51:05 PM
#15
I'm starting to think Elon found a genie in a lamp and wished to be a wealthy businessman.

But the rules are like Aladdin, the genie can't actually make him smart.

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TopicSPOILER TALK for Doc Strange MOM
Turtlemayor333
06/23/22 2:14:10 PM
#15
I liked when they called that guy the smartest man in the universe and he thought he could beat Wanda by stretching

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TopicAppeals court rules that boycotts are not protected by the first amendment
Turtlemayor333
06/22/22 3:23:53 PM
#7
They called it the 1st Amendment because it's the first to get erased

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TopicRe-write an earlier superhero line of dialogue as if it written in the MCU
Turtlemayor333
06/21/22 6:00:57 PM
#4
"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"No but I danced with your mom last night."

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TopicElon Musk's Trans Child Petitions to Drop Last Name:
Turtlemayor333
06/20/22 7:34:38 PM
#3
Elon Musk and the terrible no good very bad month

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TopicFor $100,000 would you wear a Strap-On on your forehead inside Walmart
Turtlemayor333
06/20/22 7:01:57 PM
#2
Just go to the bathroom

Seems easy

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TopicNYT publishes Bush admin member's take against prosecuting Trump
Turtlemayor333
06/20/22 12:32:37 PM
#20
n o r m s

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TopicRemember when Trump tried to schedule a rally on Juneteenth at Tulsa, Oklahoma?
Turtlemayor333
06/19/22 7:01:41 PM
#2
Remember when Trump had a rally and Herman Cain got sick and died

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TopicTuco from Breaking Bad acquires the infinity stones
Turtlemayor333
06/19/22 1:42:34 PM
#11
Tuco saved the planet just so he could keep moving crystal

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TopicBoebert: 'Constitution does not guarantee us freedom or rights. It guarantees'
Turtlemayor333
06/19/22 1:10:24 AM
#4
No authoritarians here

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TopicKitt Fisto: A Star Wars Story
Turtlemayor333
06/18/22 7:13:33 PM
#8
Maclunkey: A Star Wars Story

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TopicWill Americans actually vote Republican mostly because of gas prices?
Turtlemayor333
06/18/22 2:01:35 PM
#54
Gas in other countries is like 9 dollars a gallon

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TopicRemember Harambe?
Turtlemayor333
06/18/22 1:59:06 PM
#2
Remember when Paul McCartney was with The Beatles

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TopicWhere the fuck is our stimulus!?!?!? Everything has gone up in prices!!!
Turtlemayor333
06/18/22 1:45:47 PM
#9
*Prints 12 trillion dollars to save the stock market*
I sleep

*Prints 1 trillion dollars for stimulus checks*
Real shit

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TopicGod damn Titanic really had everything. Romance, Sex, Horror, Comedy, Action
Turtlemayor333
06/18/22 1:30:51 PM
#4
They didn't set anything up for a sequel

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TopicLeaked Amazon memo warns the company is running out of people to hire
Turtlemayor333
06/17/22 11:16:41 AM
#10
Now introducing Amazon Prison Labor

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Topic"Somehow Palpatine Returned"
Turtlemayor333
06/16/22 7:28:05 PM
#20
They will explain it when the series Palpatine comes to Disney +

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TopicGenesis is back baby
Turtlemayor333
06/16/22 6:53:13 PM
#3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHSGsIPMQIo

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TopicKevin Seefried found guilty of obstructing an official proceeding on January 6th
Turtlemayor333
06/15/22 9:23:49 PM
#4
CableZL posted...
In his defense, his lawyer tried to argue that "the flag isn't a symbol of hate to him, " "didn't finish 9th grade," and "doesn't know much about history."
Doesn't sound much different than the average voter

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Topic"This can't be good for the economy"
Turtlemayor333
06/15/22 8:58:34 PM
#2
*aliens invading the planet*

Managers to their employees: Yeah you guys better not miss your shifts, your Burger King family comes first.

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TopicSo Republicans are mad that they have no voice in the Jan 6 hearings.
Turtlemayor333
06/15/22 8:07:23 PM
#7
The only reason people are saying "Wow, these hearings make a lot more sense than the ones I've seen before" is that Republicans aren't there creating chaos every 5 minutes when it's their turn.

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TopicSega has done pretty much everything they can to revitalize the Sonic franchise
Turtlemayor333
06/14/22 1:35:38 AM
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It's hilarious that they won't just make Sonic Adventure

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