Lurker > Turtlemayor333

On June 14th every year the government should send out money as reparations for how Trump screwed up Covid

"Grants for states" makes it sound optional or that the states can steal the money and use it for something else like with Covid.

Any bipartisan deal always turns into a cash giveaway for states or rich people.

The parents are so funny.

There's an episode where Chaz says something about watching the House Ways and Means on CSPAN.

Starfield has no style.

I'm disappointed because leading up to this they kept talking about the majesty and wonder of space. I was hoping for Interstellar: The Game.

It looks dull and drab.

As a shameless hack Bethesda fanboy, somebody who thinks Fallout 3 is better than New Vegas, I think Starfield looks like ass.

These games are fun because of weird characters and quests and exploring towns. There is none of that in sight.

Goldeneye ain't coming

48 times the detail

Todd Howard wrote this

I used it for two months, went back to Windows 10.

Everything on Windows 11 is a half second slower. I don't like the design either but it's possible to get around that. Snapiness and speed is the problem.

Star Wars fans sound like

"I want Legend of Zelda with no mention of Link, Zelda, Ganon, no Triforce and no Hyrule."

I'm glad I watched this, it's actually a really weird story.

It's a bunch of Musk simps building a nonfunctional rocket (slightly larger than a human in size) in his honor. Also the rocket is going to have Elon's head fixed onto it like some kind of Biblical idol statue. They want to deliver the rocket to the Tesla factory's front entrance and wait there until Elon comes out to take a look at it and hopefully approve of their craftsmanship.

Somehow this grand plan is supposed to make a bunch of investors rich by investing in their token, and apparently all this sounded good enough to get coverage on Fox Business.

https://twitter.com/datashade/status/1220198019754315776

Balls balls balls balls balls of steel

Good, everyone stay home

I'll play the Truman Show game

Guile trailer with no Guile theme feels like a bad omen to start on

Blue states need to figure out a modern underground railroad with funding to help these families safely get out of these states.

Stop saying "Texas bad but nothing we can do." There is something they can do.

Joker vs Morbius

They found your fingerprints at the scene, Charlie Brown

They also had the absolute best E3 coverage anywhere. It was a big deal for me to watch every night live and not just watch it later.

Now both are gone.

Those summers were great.

"muh employer, muh workplace, muh company"

This appears to be his personal use account.

I'm very against the Chapelle trans jokes, it seems clear to me those are cynical punching down and most importantly Dave really believes that garbage.

But I'm tired of people who think if you're on the left you don't get to have a sense of humor at all, especially ironic shitpost type humor. It's certainly more toxic than the post.

Trump: "Look at all these idiots go to jail while nothing happens to me. LOL!"

I put that joke in this same category

https://twitter.com/datashade/status/1220198019754315776

It's not that deep

I like how they called it "grit."

They're just missing an f in the title.

They should bring these commercials back, they bring back everything else

The king from Shrek 2

Solar_Crimson posted...

Glad they faced the consequences of their actions, but imagine the others who likely got away with it and will be or have been elected.

Not being able to run isn't a big consequence for massive fraud.

Lock them up.

If you are good and work hard at your job they will care about you

One glass of Bloodborne disappointment juice, please

She could get a job

You guys don't have wallets?

Some people just deserve it and sometimes they happen to be women. It reminds me of all the crying when Sarah Huckabee got kicked out of a restaurant for being a lying hog. Who cares?!

Nobody should waste an ounce of sympathy on them when it could go to so many other worthy places.

If you believe public scrutiny is automatically a bad thing, then there's a system of government for you and that's a monarchy or dictatorship.

Trump is undefeated except when he loses

This looks like it needs two more years development

Supposedly Beto wins with native Texans and loses with non-natives.

Which begs the question who are these scumbags moving to Texas in groves just to vote for Abbott and Cruz.

The entire sequence of events should be investigated by federal agencies, Texas isn't capable.

VigorouslySwish posted...

US republican constituents are LITERALLY the stupidest people on the planet

It has reached the point that they can't put two coherent thoughts together in a row.

"You can't outlaw guns because there are good guys with guns and we need them."
*all the good guys are outside chillin by the door*
"Not their problem!"

"Internet tough guy" posts coming from conservatives who want to arm teachers and make them do this job.

They listen to the rap
It gives them brain damage
With their hippin and their hoppin
And their bippin and their boppin

Republicans regularly make the argument more guns = more safety.

It makes no sense to excuse them for banning guns at any Republican event. They are admitting it's nonsense.

"Investors angry at Madoff"

CryoForceOmelet posted...

How do you get the idea that the existence of the first clause makes the third and fourth clause invalid?

If regulated militias had nothing to do with an inherent right to gun ownership then why did they mention it?

The 2nd amendment is the biggest legal farce in history

"Sorry sweaty, well-regulated militia actually means random unhinged psychopaths"