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TopicRank the last five presidents from best to worst.
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 4:29:10 PM
#19
Clinton
Obama
Bush
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Trump

not including Biden because his term isn't even halfway done.

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TopicCDC to announce eased COVID-19 mask guidelines today
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 4:16:26 PM
#16
DarkRoast posted...
Whenever the CDC says it's time to relax, that's exactly the time to panic.

wait, so doctors don't trust the CDC now? i thought you were putting your full endorsement behind them just a few months ago?

i have no idea what to believe anymore

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TopicWhat's something easy I can do with chipotles in adobo?
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 4:13:17 PM
#2
they're great in chili.

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TopicElden Ring General
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 3:29:19 PM
#30
Irony posted...
Right off the bat the tree sentinel

yeah he tossed my shit around, too. dude kills me in two hits. i don't think i'm supposed to engage him just yet.

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Topic15 y/o who sells PICS to ADULTS is now TERRIFIED cause she has ANOTHER STALKER!!
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 3:25:54 PM
#74
right, it's not ilegal but it's definitely creepy as fuck. but i know you know this and you're only saying that stuff because you know it riles people up. get a life.

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Topic15 y/o who sells PICS to ADULTS is now TERRIFIED cause she has ANOTHER STALKER!!
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 3:21:35 PM
#71
y'all realize this blackpanther59 fellow is on an Oct 21 account, right? don't take the bait.

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TopicI feel sorry for lactose intolerant people
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 3:11:08 PM
#2
cheese is why i haven't gone full vegan

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TopicElden Ring is kicking my ass
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 1:20:57 PM
#2
me too. i knew i'd be sorta squishy by picking Astrologer, but bosses kill me in 2 hits and i gotta heal after every one. this is nuts.

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TopicElden Ring General
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 11:47:44 AM
#15
Compsognathus posted...
I've never played a Souls game before but is full caster a reasonable option, at least for a beginner. It feels like I burn through my FP super fast.

in previous games yes, but i'm not even past the first story boss yet in ER so i can't say for this game. so far, magic has made mobs trivial but isn't OP at all against bosses.

have you tried reallocating your flasks so you have more cyan flasks? or try pumping your "MIND" stat (p sure that increases FP).

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TopicThings you can do while pooping to save time
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 11:18:55 AM
#16
smoke a fatty

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TopicLet's check in on Joy Behar
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 11:17:33 AM
#16
wait, Brutai is back? how have i not noticed his account yet

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TopicLet's check in on Joy Behar
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 10:31:38 AM
#7
ah, well thats refreshing to hear.

that's not the attitude i took from your post about this same thing over on the tails subreddit. over there it sounded like you were trying to "HAHA TAKE THAT LIBERALS" with this, which is why i responded the way i did.

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TopicLet's check in on Joy Behar
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 10:28:33 AM
#4
see, guys, Caution thinks this is somehow a "gotcha" at leftists. damn, man, you really got us. you fucking owned us so hard, i might go completely rethink my entire political philosophy now due to this bombshell

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TopicMalika Andrews is insanely cute
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 10:14:11 AM
#6
dat smile :3

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TopicOfficial elden ring countdown topic.
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 10:12:10 AM
#213
Ratchetrockon posted...
i just need to find more of those "FP" potion thingies

just like DkS3, you can allocate flasks to either HP or FP. do this at a place of grace.

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TopicElden Ring seems... kinda off
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 10:10:22 AM
#9
the only thing that feels "off" to me is that i can't control the height of my jump at all.

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TopicFirst boss that beat your ass in Elden Ring?
Giant_Aspirin
02/25/22 10:08:54 AM
#3
Margit tossed my shit around a bunch last night so i went off and started exploring

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TopicElden Ring General
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 6:59:29 PM
#6
mentioned this in the countdown topic. we should do it.

Giant_Aspirin posted...
sorry if this was mentioned and i missed it, but do y'all wanna do a network password? /r/EldenRing is doing one, but i think i'd rather hang out with you guys tbh

password: "teamCE" ?

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TopicOfficial elden ring countdown topic.
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 6:14:57 PM
#161
sorry if this was mentioned and i missed it, but do y'all wanna do a network password? /r/EldenRing is doing one, but i think i'd rather hang out with you guys tbh

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TopicOfficial elden ring countdown topic.
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 6:14:26 PM
#160
restarting Steam triggered 'unpacking' for me. almost done .....

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TopicOfficial elden ring countdown topic.
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 6:05:44 PM
#151
Giant_Aspirin posted...
restarted steam and the final download started!

download finished and it still tells me this app is not released >:(

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TopicOfficial elden ring countdown topic.
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 6:04:17 PM
#149
restarted steam and the final download started!

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TopicOfficial elden ring countdown topic.
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 6:03:09 PM
#146
6:02 AND I STILL CANNOT PLAY THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

caps

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TopicOfficial elden ring countdown topic.
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 6:00:47 PM
#142
Steam is telling me it's not released and it's 6:00:30 :(

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Topic1 hour til Elden Ring.
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 5:13:27 PM
#11
Machete posted...
is it seeming like there are ways to make godlike op characters that can break the game? I don't see myself being able to play it if that's not a feasible approach.

Souls games typically have ways to access late-game equipment early, but that requires going to places you "shouldn't be".

typically, magic builds tend to be easier than melee since you can keep your distance.

but i have no idea what ER has in store for us.

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Topic1 hour til Elden Ring.
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 5:06:55 PM
#6
already pre-loaded on Steam
already walked my dogs
once 5:30 hits, imma close my laptop and go eat dinner
then i'm not getting up from my chair except to pee until bed

SO HYPE

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TopicWhich movie should I watch? Eraserhead, Mulholland Drive, or Naked Lunch?
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 4:56:36 PM
#2
if you've never seen any of them, Mulholland Drive.

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TopicSenator Tommy Tuberville, on the Russian invasion of Ukraine
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 4:13:21 PM
#10
>Alabama

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TopicTrumps allowing no pro-Trump talk tonight.
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 1:33:49 PM
#35
somehow this topic title makes sense because with Trump, anything is possible

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TopicReported fighting in Chernobyl
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 1:07:24 PM
#25
Ricemills posted...
is Putin trying to get something from it? like some Uranium stored in there?
fuck, nuclear war is inevitable

idk, Russia already has plenty of nukes

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TopicTexas Gov. Greg Abbot directs DFPS to investigate all trans kids in Texas
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 10:29:12 AM
#30
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Can conservatives please evolve past the stone age, at any point in time?

their entire modus operandi is to resist any and all changes and to regress society as much as possible

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TopicMarijuana tests the cause of trucker shortage and supply chain issues
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 10:00:51 AM
#20
eston posted...
To me it makes sense that they would be tested,

why? testing "positive" does not mean you're high whatsoever. you can smoke a bowl and fail a drug test 2-3 days later. how does it make any sense to care what someone did days ago?

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TopicMarijuana tests the cause of trucker shortage and supply chain issues
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 9:58:35 AM
#18
i'm not sure why everyone is jumping down that guy's throat over that post (#4). i got the impression he posted that in response to this topic not getting the posts/attention he thinks it deserves.

Questionmarktarius posted...
There's no "are you high right now?" test, and the puritanical suspicion that someone is getting away with something is still pervasive.

shrug. there are field sobriety tests that can gauge someone's level of impairment. but punishing someone for simply having THC metabolites in their body is beyond stupid. weed is the only drug you can get in trouble for using weeks after the fact.

meanwhile, compare the cognitive abilities of someone who smoked a J the night before to someone who drank a 12 pack. it's not even comparable.

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TopicMarijuana tests the cause of trucker shortage and supply chain issues
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 9:47:20 AM
#14
Blade_Trinity posted...
Junkies driving 40 odd tonnes while high, yeah, very fucking clever.

are you ignorant, or are you just trolling?

edit: answered my own question:

User Since: Nov 2004 Karma: 537 Active Posts: 9

imagine being such a chicken shit that you hide your gamefaqs.gamespot.com trolling behind an alt

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TopicWould you rather be outside in 124F/51C heat or - 12F/-24C cold?
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 9:46:39 AM
#11
TheOtherMike posted...
-12F is actually not that bad when you're properly bundled up and there's no wind chill. 124F is wildly dangerous even naked, with water, with or without heat index. I'll take the cold, easily. Also, how long are we talking?

this.

throw on some layers and i'd be all set

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Topicafter finishing my first playthrough of Undertale, it finally clicked *spoilers*
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 9:45:39 AM
#52
i fired it up yesterday and made a little progress. i just got to Snowdin. things are definitely harder, having just 20 HP.

but yeah, with ER coming out in LIKE EIGHT HOURS OMG, this is going to get put down. i normally don't abandon unfinished games unless i lose interest, but i've been eagerly awaiting ER for like two years.

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TopicMarijuana tests the cause of trucker shortage and supply chain issues
Giant_Aspirin
02/24/22 9:43:35 AM
#12
testing for weed is so fucking stupid. please get over it.

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TopicChemical engineering is just fancy plumbing
Giant_Aspirin
02/23/22 5:32:57 PM
#4
is the plumbing in Germany really complicated or something?

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TopicWhen you "do the deuce", do you usually look before you flush?
Giant_Aspirin
02/23/22 5:01:08 PM
#10
before to make sure my innards are working properly as well as after to make sure my flusher is working properly.

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TopicScum Abbott Instructed Officials to Overcharge Texans During Power Grid Collapse
Giant_Aspirin
02/23/22 4:56:14 PM
#23
wait, let me get this right. Texas, a deeply conservative state that (claims to) value the power of the free market and all that stuff, has a committee that is ran by the government that controls the prices of electricity in the state? isn't this government regulation over prices the exact fucking thing that these people claim to be ravenously against in any capacity? what in the world .....

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TopicSo Elden Ring is just another Souls game?
Giant_Aspirin
02/23/22 4:32:53 PM
#8
Flauros posted...
Yaaaaaaawn.

that's how i feel about this lazy-ass attempt at trolling. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES EH?

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TopicI'm lucky. And so are many of you. And you shouldn't forget it. Ever
Giant_Aspirin
02/23/22 4:31:39 PM
#4
recognize this as a holy gift and celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing!

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TopicNot gonna lie, Dark Souls/Bloodborne/Elden Ring are all amazing.
Giant_Aspirin
02/23/22 3:56:45 PM
#19
i'm sorry you aren't able to find joy in the games that make so many of us so happy. just accept that they aren't for you, you don't need to go around trying to rain on our parade.

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TopicHoly shit onedarksoul finally got banned?
Giant_Aspirin
02/23/22 3:00:06 PM
#12
why didn't he just comply?

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TopicNYC to lift vaccine mandate clearing way for Kyrie Irving to play home games
Giant_Aspirin
02/23/22 2:26:20 PM
#3
since the vaccine seems to do little or nothing WRT preventing the spread (please correct me if I'm wrong), i'm fine with this.

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TopicTwitter having a melty about having to keep a notebook for Elden Ring.
Giant_Aspirin
02/23/22 2:23:53 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
You don't have to - it's a suggestion.

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1496528354438221827?t=ypkPlGq2acbNi7_MLE71fQ&s=19

ah, i didn't see that original tweet. thanks!

this just makes me more excited.

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TopicTwitter having a melty about having to keep a notebook for Elden Ring.
Giant_Aspirin
02/23/22 2:18:32 PM
#5
why do you "have" to keep notes?

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