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Pretty sure Amazon pays pretty well since theyre a billion dollar company

*laughs in capitalism*

One time I ate a bunch of French burnt peanuts on a road trip and then I pooped and it was super red and I thought I was bleeding internally but then I realized

it was the peanuts

Malcrasternus posted...

Good call on the jalapeno.

I like a good grilled onion on mine personally.

I like a grilled onion, but on burgers I like the nice crispy crispness of a raw onion

I also like butter lettuce but I always throw away the rest of the head and it feels like a waste

You and I have so much in common

One time McDonalds introduced this new pie called the smores pie. It was absolutely incredible. It was like a black and white cookie but the white was marshmallow, and the pie crust tasted like graham cracker.

I was eating at least two a day. I couldnt get enough.

but then I pooped, and my poop was bright blue. Like blue blue. I didnt know how to feel. Ive seen many shades of poop, but not BLUE.

a week later they discontinued the smores pie. I know for a fact thats what it was from, nothing else changed in my eating habits and it was never blue again after that.

to this day it boggles my mind

bevan306 posted...

definitely rushmore

My man!

Life aquatic was one of my least favorite of his. Its just kinda.. boring. Its missing the humor of the other movies.

amazing cast as always though

sutree posted...

I need to watch them all again, and I haven't seen Isle of Dogs or Bottlerocket. But my instinct was to vote for The Grand Budapest Hotel, it's such a lovely movie.

Bottlerocket is good to see his first film, but Rushmore and the royal tenenbaums shits on it so hard its hardly worth watching

isle of dogs is amazing though

Avocado, and there was diced jalapeo mixed into the burger patty.

and the sauces on mine were mayo and homemade bbq, my girlfriend didnt want bbq on hers because shes a traitorous bitch

MabusIncarnate posted...

I watch a lot of movies, and have seen none of these. Maybe whatever wins i'll try.

Wes Anderson movies are those kinds of movies where you can watch ten minutes of and be like this is a Wes Anderson movie

Zikten posted...

I have only see some of those but I really liked Isle of Dogs. Not enough people talk about that movie

It was a great one. Definitely better than fantastic mister fox

just finished the grand Budapest hotel for the first time in a couple years. It really is so good. One of his more complete films with an actual satisfying ending

but its definitely Rushmore for me. Amazing start to finish.

the French dispatch was really good too.

deoxxys posted...

Um TC is kidding right? He has been cast in soooo many movies, good ones too.

* Independence Day
* Men in Black
* iRobot

I wasnt a fan but then there was Fresh Prince of Bel-air

Are you doing that thing where its clearly a joke but youre acting like its not a joke, also as a joke?

Uh, I absolutely did toast the buns

I dont like burnt buns, I like lightly toasted golden brown buns. You cant see that because of the mayo

SiO4 posted...

The Gorgonzola, I guess.

...Let that Velveeta be the last brick of congealed oil, grease, and salt, be the to ever grace your kitchen.

Im a better chef than you

https://i.imgur.com/bwbrlc9.jpg

Uh, rush hour?

SiO4 posted...

What was the cheese?
And why wasn't it Cabot Cheddar?

https://i.imgur.com/uD6gjAn.jpg

Im a bad boy when it comes to cheese

The one on top looks small but its just the perspective

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https://i.imgur.com/drqf5hD.jpg

SiO4 posted...

Well cheese burgers, for starters

https://i.imgur.com/rTzqgU1.jpg

FelineCyborg posted...

Yea the show was wacky and seemed like a cartoon based on a toy or vice versa. So more faithful.

Then they retconned and now buzz lightyear is a real person? The fuck is this?

Its not real

none of this is real

theyre just different stories written by real humans

Faithful.. to.. toy story?

I think you guys may be taking this too seruously

But.. she wasnt the star.. buzz light year was the star

are you confused

Chadwick69 posted...

My local Pot Hocket has become too mainstream

Pot

hocket

Everybody has always been very polite to me at 2 Hot 2 Pockets, my local hot pocket store

FortuneCookie posted...

Did this story really need to be about Buzz Lightyear? He already has two existing sources of mythology. Did we really need a third origin for the character?

It should have just been about her.

Did the movie buzz light year need to be about buzz light year?

what do you guys like on your cheeseburgers

check back in awhile for some cheeseburgers

Okay

WaterLink posted...

I'll never forget that time they put an entire Conway Twitty song as a segment. Like an entire 5 minute song in an episode with a 22 minute runtime.

Hahahaha thats so random

HovaRex posted...

Ugh fuck GRRM.

Fuck the guy who wrote the fake thing because..

You should buy gamefaqs and fix it and make it thrive

I heard it only cost like 60$

WorsCaseOntario posted...

Why not? It's the same concept as the manattees with idea balls

Because theyre two completely different things

I wouldnt watch a show of dall-e, but Ill fuck around with it for a couple minutes

I dont think family guy is funny, but I think dall-e is pretty crazy and has some funny results

they are not at all the same thing

bknight posted...

He's old, he'll be dead soon, he's looking to get paid now, don't blame him.

If hes old and will be dead soon and already has money, why would he not focus on finishing the product over.. more money?

Im between a 10, 10.5, and 11 depending on the shoe brand and how aroused I am

Questionmarktarius posted...

He's voiced by Chris Evans now, so yes by default.

I hope Chris evans says I can do this all day while fucking

bsp77 posted...

The loser guy sitting near me said "Jesus" when they kissed. I was so tempted to rip him a new one (verbally, I mean) right there in the theater.

Its funny because some people see things like that and say why do they have to shoehorn in gay characters? And I always wonder, how can they be used without you saying theyre shoehorned in and not just.. there?

metralo posted...

why

Because hes a hypocritical conservative and Id like for him to hate this movie

I hope Tim Allen hated this movie

All watches are stupid and overpriced

Suolevram posted...

That's the spirit!

All spirit has been crushed and ground up into a fine powder

Who cares were all fucked anyway

For me its tenet followed by cloud atlas

Infinity is a paradox

I only ever played the first one

I found my first gray pube the other day

the good news was it wasnt mine

the bad news was it was in my burrito

shamelessly stolen joke

Blue_Target posted...

Childish Gambino

this one

Dakimakura posted...

That dude is a massive douche, but pretty smart. He would make a good cult leader.

Nah hes way too passive. Hes a very gentle guy.