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gunplagirl posted...

Some sort of orange Muppet would work, then let a voice actor handle the rest.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Please do not equate my beloved Muppets to that shitstain, please.

I'm so fucking thankful to have bought in August 2020. The market now is a fucking horror.

An ice cold Coke Zero is the way to be.

Also, inb4SodaIsBadForYou

Okay but only if we can go make a shitty skate video in the school parking that we'll never edit, even though none of us can skate worth shit.

According to Google, Michael Jackson would be approaching 64 years old today

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I have two gas station options on my way to work, across the street from each other. One is consistently 40 cents cheaper but is run by a proud QAnon nut job.

I'll gladly pay the extra 40 cents.

I solved today's Redactle (#126) in 8 guesses with an accuracy of 62.50%

Should be 7 guesses, but on guess six I typed both words together because my brain melted or something.

I'm at about 95. Add another 15 or so if we count shorts films.

Less than 10 of them were officially released this year.

As a bartender, I know I'm an NPC or sidequest at best.

I sold my Zune(lol) on Ebay for like $250. The buyer claimed the earphones had "ear debris" on them and wanted $75 refunded. I refused, so Ebay's resolution was that he had to send it back and he got a full refund.

He of course sent back an empty box. Being burned for $250 as a college freshman fucking blows.

I solved today's Redactle (#124) in 1 guesses with an accuracy of 100.00%

Lmao. I had no context, but it's one of my starter words because of all of the physics/science

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Would he be allowed to run as Jon Stewart or would he have to run as Leibowitz?

My wife and I were together for 8 years before we got married, but we started dating freshman year of high school, so...

I met a bunch of people back when i posted on UltimateMetal.

One of the worst bands

Charlie Bit My Finger
https://youtu.be/0EqSXDwTq6U

David After Dentist
https://youtu.be/txqiwrbYGrs

Sayoria posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/1/AAKLOFAADiIX.png

>_> ..... I hate these topics.

I don't know the answer and will likely not care enough to try to get it.

It's a false flag Sayo, you can get this

Thank you for giving her a good life.

Godspeed, BK.

Relient_K posted...

Not sure what that starter word was that could have led to this answer.

One of my starter words is war, which led me to try army.

I solved today's Redactle (#121) in 11 guesses with an accuracy of 100.00%.

Got lucky with one of my standard starter words.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/8/AAFDc9AADhx0.jpg

wHaT'S a CoMpUtEr???

First perfect, but this one is hilariously easy.

Questionmarktarius posted...

is that Mike Judge?
...what are those guys planning?

Fly On The Wall is Spade and Carvey's podcast. Mike Judd was the guest yesterday.

I bet it ends with them all having evil twins

You know, Peter, maybe you really are Family Guy.

Alucard188 posted...

The part that sucks is I've got two cats at home still. It's good that they're still there, but they aren't mine. One is my roommate's, and the other one spends more time with my roommate than me. Mittens was my cat. My cat. Unequivocally. And now she's gone.

It's a horrible feeling. You don't want to hear this now, but you will have a great bond with another cat in the future. It might not be the next one you welcome. It may never be quite what you felt with Mittens. And that's perfectly normal. Be angry. Be super fucking sad.

When you're ready, there an ocean of cute cats that could love you just as much. Or more. When Jenga died, I was sure I could never love a cat as much. While Jenny is still my childhood baby, when we adopted Ember it was as close to having a real human child as i think ill ever get.

We have two cats now. They're cute and I love them. They aren't Jen. They certainly aren't Ember. But that's life, man.

It will be okay. It will fucking suck, but it will be okay.

I solved today's Redactle (#119) in 38 guesses with an accuracy of 42.11%.

Bullshit article again. I got lucky when I uncovered a film directed by David ________. Being a bit of a film nerd helped, so I eventually hit on Schwimmer which led to the answer

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/9/AAFDc9AADhiN.jpg

I have eaten at a Cracker Barrel once. Well, I started to eat at a Cracker Barrel once, quickly stopped, left, and went somewhere else.

The only place I've had worse food was Golden Corral.

Tyranthraxus posted...

Oh man I can't believe this guy doesn't like Republicans

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AARLwzAADheY.jpg

Who could have possibly guessed this?

Which Barry Lyndon character was this again?

ITT : Bald = Walter White

South Side Diet
West Beach Story

I solved today's Redactle (#118) in 125 guesses with an accuracy of 20.00%.

Bad, short article today

gunplagirl posted...

But I'm a submissive bottom, I literally can and will voluntarily give her the power over me at any time because it's what I'm into.

Don't pick a fight with me, you certainly won't come out alive. I'll go right through you and it'll be you who ends up on the floor. Understood?

gunplagirl posted...

She won't just kill me, she wants me to suffer?

I break up with her

She wants you flat on your back. Helpless, tender, open with only her to help. And then she wants you strong again. You're not going to die. You might wish you're going to die, but you're not going to. You need to settle down a little.

Phantom Thread is my favorite film. Alma is my spirit animal.

There's a bidet add that pops up on my Insta with a girl looking into the camera all sultry and sexy. It's the only add I don't report

My favorite color is pink and my favorite music is Taylor Swift and Mean Girls is one of my favorite movies and I want to fuck Charlie Hunnam.

I solved today's Redactle (#117) in 57 guesses with an accuracy of 64.91%.

Not a term I'd normally think of but I'm at least familiar with.