Lurker > TyVulpine

*Girly Screams* Well, now that we've got that out of my system....

Alabama has already banned abortions (except in cases of serious health risk to the mother, and there is no clause for cases of rape or incest). This state is about as red as you can get, sadly.

Rattata.

RedRanger posted...

Seems keeping unborn children from dying would be a literal definition of pro life.

Except once the child is born, the pro-lifers are nowhere to be found to help raise him/her.

littlebro07 posted...

They havent actually cared about the military in decades, if they ever really did in the first place

They care about funneling billions of taxpayer dollars to the military. Republicans are notorious war hawks.

Derwood posted...

How many teams will fit before they have to add another ring?

They changed the ring when the Washington Capitals won in 2018, so with Colorado's win, that makes 5 teams on the ring, with 8 spaces left. They'll change the ring for whoever wins in the 2031-2032 season.

Watch out for snakes!

spikethedevil posted...

So you can only criticise a world leader if youve been one?

There's criticizing, and there's acting immature and calling someone a "geriatric, syphilis brained moron".

Smashingpmkns posted...

Yeah I'm super glad our last two presidents have been geriatric, syphilis brained morons who couldn't find their way out of a Denny's children's menu maze.

and yet, they've done more with their lives than you have....they've served as President of the United States. What have you done?

Pepys Monster posted...

https://youtu.be/dSm7bjGjEwM

This is our president.

Now do Trump forgetting how to close an umbrella, forgetting how to drink from a bottle of water with just one hand, forgetting airports didn't exist during the American Revolution, forgetting where he was and wandering down a tarmac until a Secret Service agent caught him, and he randomly pointed down at the ground.

Helloooooo nightmares.

There they go, tossing Canadians around.

KFHEWUI posted...

Come on Metamucil. Work your magic.

I'm off to do the Monster Mash.

KFHEWUI posted...

Iowa State College... the high school after high school.

https://youtu.be/HnVWXUzlPeY

toreysback posted...

pumaman

He flies backwards!badly.

I'm still waiting for Holodecks.

"Hey, I think your cape is FABULOUS!!!"

Bleuets posted...

Pretty sure taxes are decided by the government, just sayin..

Congress, not the President. Article I, Section 8.

Fade2black001 posted...

He is running away by blaming others for his mistakes. He hasn't done a damn thing about anything

Gas prices are are at record highs and he isn't doing a damn thing about it instead of blaming others like Russia and Covid for the high prices.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/5/AAMAPrAADXMb.jpg

Fade2black001 posted...

He is running away by blaming others for his mistakes. He hasn't done a damn thing about anything

Biden doesn't blame, unlike Trump. And if I may be so bold, what have Republicans in Congress done except point fingers at Democrats while offering nothing on their own to combat the issues? Oh, yeah. Nothing.

Pope_Francis_I posted...

Wrong, Biden scold reporters who ask him tough questions.

Scolding reporters for "gotcha" questions is one thing. Running away when a reporter asks a question that the president can't spin to make himself look good is another thing.

Fade2black001 posted...

And now Biden is doing it as well

He's blaming people for his mistakes and not doing anything about them to fix them.

No, Biden actually answers, he doesn't run away like Bunker Bitch would.

Pope_Francis_I posted...

None of that affects me. High gas prices and shitty interest rates do. Biden fucking sucks, what a disaster

President doesn't control gas prices.
President doesn't control interest rates.
Next whiner, please.

Fade2black001 posted...

Biden loves to blame his mistakes onto others

No, that was Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ysU58vQYE

daftpunk_mk5 posted...

Yeah cause all those factors canceled the construction of the keystone xl pipeline

Do you even know what the Keystone XL pipeline was actually for? And the intended route it would have taken?
The pipeline was owned by a Canadian company, and was to transport tar sand oil, which is best used for making plastic, not gasoline. Also, it would have gone from Canada to Mexico, and thus not affected Americans at all. Also, the route intended would have gone through Native American villages, meaning whole communities would have been displaced, along with forests and endangered species' habitats. But sure, let's focus on the short term and the $$$, while destroying the environment and wildlife that your descendants wouldn't be able to enjoy as a result.

MaxEffingBemis posted...

This the kind of dumbass bullshit that let Nixon get away without any real consequences or accountability. And that set a far worse precedent in our history than anything else thats happened

No, what let Nixon get away was Ford pardoning Nixon after Nixon left office. That prevented Congress or the DoJ from prosecuting Nixon.

daftpunk_mk5 posted...

Trump gave Hilary a pass for way worse. It'd be a dick move for the dems to go after Trump now. And all they're doing is distracting from the fact that they're doing jack shit to combat inflation or gas prices.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/5/AAMAPrAADXMb.jpg

KFHEWUI posted...

For anyone that has Roku, there is a 24/7 MST3000 channel.

Some of today's showings are:

Jungle Goddess
Monster A-Go-Go
The Slime People
Werewolf
Rifftrax: Hilbillys in a Haunted House

Pluto TV also has an MST3K channel, and a RiffTrax channel.

Pope_Francis_I posted...

Damn libs just need to let go

Trumpers need to let go of Obama and Hillary.....

Cave Dwellers and Space Mutiny. (Cave Dwellers was the very first MST3K episode I ever saw)

Derwood posted...

Colorado out there playing video game hockey

On rookie mode

Tampa Bay kept it close, they only lost by a TD!

Kimbos_Egg posted...

pokemon home/gba emulator

You know Nintendos stance on emulators, and atm I dont think they have a GBA emulator in the works for Switch (which would probably cause the price of NSO to go up even more)

DarthAragorn posted...

When's Stadium?

Problem with Stadium would be you cant transfer your Pokmon to it since there is no way to use a Transfer Pak.

Never seen it, and would call a scene from a movie that came out this year classic.

Ending early? If anything, it's way late. In 2018, the Caps won the Cup on June 7. 2019, the Blues hoisted the Cup on June 12. 2021, Lightning won on June 7. (2020 doesn't count since the season didn't end until late September). And they're just starting the Cup Finals now.

Wordle 357 3/6





Funny that that word popped up, as I just finished reading Saturday's strip for https://kevinandkell.com/

We already have six dogs and four cats, so raptor it is.

ICOYAR, hands down.

A Republicans heart?

So the mayor is a closet Republican.

Huntsville, Alabama....

Lokarin posted...

Someone should sue 'To Serve and Protect' as false advertising

More often than not, "To serve and protect" refers to police being bootlickers of companies. They'll protect a privately-owned commercial building before protecting the public.

Nade Duck posted...

what were the father's crimes? unless they were abusing or did a lot of illegal shit involving guns i don't see how this shit would be relevant. seems like a dirty tactic implemented to avoid the actual gun control and mental health issue.

It's what Republicans love to do, blame the parents for something unrelated to what the child did. (See Joe and Hunter Biden)

I wash mine every week.

EyeWontBeFooled posted...

In Tampa, no less.

The game is in NY, not Tampa

Two rich people getting richer. Dont care.

A_Good_Boy posted...

Ani was the chosen one, so him.

Ani couldnt even beat a snot nosed brat raised on a moisture farm on some backwater planet.

No. Kenobi was Master rank, but Yoda was Grandmaster and leader of the Jedi Council.