Lurker > NeonOctopus

lmao anyone who had a kid or works in healthcare knows how fucking disgusting childbirth is. NOPE!

GrandConjuraton posted...

I know a way to make modern CE better.

How?

Cheater87 posted...

So Playstation mode. :P

lol

RIP. Old CE was so much better, but I'll still stick around >_>

bsp77 posted...

There is no actual nudity anyway. And I would assume the gratuitous violence is worse for children watching.

Not in America >_>

>_>

<_<

lol

Lake Bell is pretty hot. She has great naked boobs >_>

Here's all the other game rewards to compare:

GTA3: Getting all hidden packages got you every single weapon except the flamethrower at all your hideouts

San Andreas: Getting all 200 hidden packages would get various SMGs, rifles, shotguns, and grenades in all your main hideouts. A little limited, but it still gave you the weapons you'd use the most.

Vice City: You get Armor, a Chainsaw, a Revolver, a flamethrower....with 6 ammo, a Sniper Rifle, a Minigun, and a Rocket Launcher. And a couple of vehicles that spawn on a military base that are a pain in the ass to get to.

No SMG, No Assault Rifles, no Grenades, no Shotguns. So if you die and collect everything there, you still can't do a driveby or use anything simple to use for general combat. The Rocket Launcher and Sniper Rifle are great, but everything else sucks >_>

They seriously couldn't just put any SMG on that list? The fuck

Irony posted...

Remember using it to pirate Pro? Lmao

That was so hilarious

Remember when CJayC got modded lol

as an NFT marketplace LMAO

Get fucked!

ForsakenHermit posted...

D
Most nudists are people I don't want to see naked.

Last time I went to a nude beach, I'd say like 20% of the people there were at least decently attractive women, which is a pretty good number imo >_> Just filter out the uggos, it's not hard

I've been there. It's fun >_>

tl;dw version?

Balls deep

I want Bayo to fuck me

sevihaimerej posted...

I play Senran Kagura in front of my grandparents, they love watching from their urns

lol

Yes, because her naked tits probably look awesome

Pics?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/1/AAUsi-AADcqX.jpg

Imagine paying 2.1 Billion dollars for an NFT

Imagine.

wesastro911 posted...

It really was absolutely stunning for its time. It was the first time such a huge library of certified classics came together for a soundtrack. Not only that, but the radio stations were designed in such an amazing realistic but satiric way to get you immersed. To top it off the formats perfectly fit with the location and sort of things you got involved with in game.

iirc, Lazlow wrote all the radio dialogue for all the radio stations in Vice City

Call the cyber police. I don't give a FUCK!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/9/AAUsi-AADcqV.jpg

Only if she's hot >_>

EDIT: I didn't see post #2 until after I wrote this LOL

I swear if it's Biden vs. Trump again, I'm fucking out of here.

And his likeness to Gackt caused it to be stuck on PSP physical only lol

ViewtifulJoe posted...

Is this going to have microtransactions and entire characters/weapons gated behind paywalls like DMCV?

DMCV wasn't that bad >_> Vergil is only $5 and most of the weapons are just reskins. I think Sweet Surrender and Mega Buster are the only 2 unique weapons, and I honestly never used them. So you aren't missing out by skipping the weapons

Hell no! I love nudity! Everything should have fanservice or such in it >_>

Foppe posted...

The only thing it lacked was the Scarface OST.

Yeah, it's kinda funny that they had Push it to the Limit in the previous game, but not in Vice City

party_animal07 posted...

I connected more with the San Andreas soundtrack

But they also use a bunch of songs from the 80s too lol

Heartomaton posted...

This is an issue that you will correct as soon as possible, or I'll use it as evidence in the case for taking away your title of CE's Titty Meister.

lol you're not the first to tell me that. I might buy the 1&2 pack on Switch later to try them before 3

DipDipDiver posted...

At least use an 80s gif man

https://imgur.com/EkkrAuu

J03can posted...

I've never played bayonetta before but how much "nudity" is there? Is there just careful angles like Austin powers?

I think the most nude it gets is Bayo naked with strains of hair covering her nipples and vagina >_> I haven't played the games before though.

DipDipDiver posted...

It's alright if you like 80s music

https://imgur.com/7o5k5f0

This is one of my favorite gifs >_>

https://imgur.com/hXdl4iw

Flockaveli posted...

THPS2 soundtrack literally changed the entire trajectory of my life.

It's good, but it ain't even close to Vice City

PiOverlord posted...

SCREW NUDITY!

I looooove censorship.

https://imgur.com/7o5k5f0

DipDipDiver posted...

Finally my kids can place angels into guillotines and iron maidens without having to see a naked lady

Truly the American way

Solar_Crimson posted...

Or, you want to play the game while you have family or young children around. (Though granted, the violence and harsh language would be another matter altogether.)

lmao, I don't think Bayo is the type of game to play with family and kids for the other reasons you mentioned >___>

This is the way to censor stuff like this; just make it optional if you're too immature to appreciate it >_>

https://twitter.com/platinumgames/status/1547216944470069248

So that "you can play right in the living room without having to worry about what's on screen... we think "

God bless Japan

That scene where she knocks on the spider is ripped from DMC1 lol

$10 monthly air retention fee for your tires. If you fail to pay, the caps on your tires shoot out and all the air leaks out of them

Emotion 98.3 > Flash FM > Fever 105 > Wave 103 > V Rock > Wildstyle > Radio Espantoso

It's what got me into 80s songs and I've never looked back. It's absolutely unreal how many bangers they got on this soundtrack

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/2/AAUsi-AADckw.jpg

You gotta spend $10 a week to use your rear view mirror. And if you add another $5 per week, you get to use the light dimmer feature on it

Atralis posted...

Nevada introduced a $5 fine for people that went less than 70 mph on interstates that were marked as "55"

That's awesome!

YugiNoob posted...

Automatic transmission is a monthly subscription. Learn manual scrubs

I drive manual so I'm okay with that lol

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