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TopicEverytime I whip my dick out to pee, I think of Harambe
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 1:46:41 PM
#4
Dicks out

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TopicNeonOctopus is pretty vanilla
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 1:46:30 PM
#3
I honestly enjoy vanilla stuff >_> I just like seeing a simple couple having fun sex with each other. No weird shit lol

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TopicRemember rooster teeth?
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 1:44:44 PM
#14
TheGoldenEel posted...
I had an ex who was really into that dumb shit

even had to miss a sick fucken concert that I had tickets for (Sleep with The Skull) so that we could go see their stupid movie in theaters for some one-night only event

my impression of their content is, it was bad
Geez, you were right to break up with him >_> Imagine ditching your girlfriend at a concert she bought just to watch some dumb shit like that

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TopicFemale boxer celebrates her victory by flashing da audience her big sloppers
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 1:41:46 PM
#15
But seriously, as CE's resident Titty Meister, this brings a tear to my eye: Women being empowered by their breasts and having fun with it. It's a beautiful sight: boobs are something to celebrate and love, not something to be feared! This is the world I envision and I think it would bring true peace to society in time

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TopicFemale boxer celebrates her victory by flashing da audience her big sloppers
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 1:40:35 PM
#14
I saw the one from the side (though you can't see the nipple), and I saw the one from the front (but it's so far away that you really can't see anything)

Is there any better angles besides those 2? >_>

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TopicDo you think there is a lot of misogyny on this board?
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 1:37:39 PM
#45
Damn_Underscore posted...
I would agree with you if this was real life or if someone targeted a user here with sexually harassing posts. But theres nothing wrong with posting anonymously on the internet about how you like sex or boobs
This guy gets it

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TopicHypothetical: You can see a man who is invisible to everyone else.
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 12:31:52 PM
#9
"What's it like being able to walk into the woman's locker room and stare titties?"

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TopicDoes Jake from State Farm fuck all the chicks he saves money for?
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 11:40:34 AM
#5
bump lol

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TopicBruh I have a FWB that loves to hook up but vehemently refuses to be serious
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 11:31:42 AM
#10
But that sounds awesome

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TopicWhat would women do if there were no Men for 24 hours
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 11:22:31 AM
#60
LinkPizza posted...
This reminds me of that Family Guy clip where they erased everyone memories to see how they would react. The men got along, and the women were immediately fighting
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGuml-tc75A

Bonus joke >_>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg

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TopicRate these utters
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 11:20:51 AM
#20
Name?

Does she have nudes? >_>

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TopicDo YouTube Creators choose when ads play?
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 11:19:50 AM
#2
I think so. There's videos that only have them at the beginning, and then you see some that literally have an ad every 5 minutes >_>

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TopicDivorced a year later.
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 11:19:07 AM
#2
lmao zero surprise

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TopicDo you think there is a lot of misogyny on this board?
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 11:18:21 AM
#7
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/1/AAUsi-AADgOV.jpg

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TopicI gotta confess, if the RDR2 bathing mechanic was in a JRPG with a girl
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 11:16:31 AM
#21
CyricZ posted...
Is it up to the Yakuza series to provide the full soapland experience?

Of course not. Closest the Yakuza series ever got to that was the aromatherapy massage minigame from Y3, and they haven't done "pervy" minigames in a while.
What was the aromatherapy game? The phonesex minigame in 0 was kinda pervy >_>

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TopicNever noticed before, did Biggs tell Porkins to eject?
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 11:09:40 AM
#6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxBFWMBE2ik

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TopicSneak preview of the iPhone 14
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 11:00:58 AM
#20
I think I only used 30ish gigs on my phone >_>

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TopicWhat would women do if there were no Men for 24 hours
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 10:59:32 AM
#55
UnfairRepresent posted...
True but you're not scared of violence from women are you?
Hell yeah I am >_> I've seen chicks slash faces of other chicks or stab dudes lol. Bitches be crazy and a weapon is still dangerous no matter who wields it.

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TopicWhat would women do if there were no Men for 24 hours
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 10:58:27 AM
#54
Zikten posted...
One time I was walking on a sidewalk at like 9 pm. A lady was up ahead and I slowed down cause I felt like it would creep her out if I came up on her all fast

She looked back at me and then ran across the road and I felt like a jerk

In retrospect I should have just stopped completely and just kinda stood around for 5 minutes so she got way down the road
Bruh, just fucking keep doing whatever you're doing. It's creepy to adjust your behavior to accommodate a supposed perception of yourself from what you think their view is >_> Both those options are wrong. Just live your life

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TopicWhat would women do if there were no Men for 24 hours
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 10:56:18 AM
#52
lol I'm a dude and I'm scared of walking around at night. There's too much violence nowadays >_>

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TopicSneak preview of the iPhone 14
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 10:53:30 AM
#18
There's a point where it's diminishing returns >_> I'm still cool with DVD-quality movie resolution that is only 700MB, instead of some ridiculous Bluray size of 5+GB or whatever. It takes up way too much space on my harddrive for just a slightly better picture. Fuck that

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TopicTop Gun doesn't deserve these record breaking box office numbers honestly.
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 10:50:42 AM
#22
CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
and barely any minorities.
Wut? Like 1/3 of the main cast was minorities >_>

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TopicSneak preview of the iPhone 14
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 10:40:15 AM
#16
Those storage sizes are ridiculous. Who the hell needs 1TB in their phone?! I'd love to see the price on that model

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TopicSneak preview of the iPhone 14
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 10:12:22 AM
#2
lol iphone

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TopicTop Gun doesn't deserve these record breaking box office numbers honestly.
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 10:11:15 AM
#20
I had an erection during that entire movie. It's so fucking good! It deserves everything

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TopicJK Rowling sloppers topic was deleted
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 8:20:27 AM
#70
R1masher posted...
Seems like it wasnt about nips, but whose nips
Boobs do not bear the sins of their owner. They are brought into this world innocent

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TopicWhat if George RR Martin dies before he finishes Game of Thrones
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 7:55:01 AM
#1
What if George RR Martin dies before he finishes Game of Thrones

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TopicDoes Jake from State Farm fuck all the chicks he saves money for?
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 6:20:05 AM
#4
The pizza chick is pretty cute, as is the empanada chick. The meat chick is okay

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TopicEverytime I whip my dick out to pee, I think of Harambe
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 6:19:14 AM
#1
Gotta seize the moment. It'd be disrespectful otherwise

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TopicHackers stole $185k in crypto from Bill Murray after NFT charity auction
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 6:04:17 AM
#1
https://www.businessinsider.com/hackers-stole-185k-fro-bill-murray-after-auctioned-nft-2022-9

The proceeds were supposed to go to charity >_>

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TopicShit like this is why we need gun control
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 5:57:14 AM
#3
Literally all of them need a firearm safety course. That lack of trigger discipline made me vomit.

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TopicI gotta confess, if the RDR2 bathing mechanic was in a JRPG with a girl
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 5:53:59 AM
#9
I wish that was in a JRPG with a big titty anime chick. It would add so much immersion and depth to that game

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TopicAccording to the mattress industry, if you weigh over 230 you're heavy
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 5:45:22 AM
#18
I mean, it is >_> Normal weight is 180 for a man

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TopicTikTok hacked, over 2 bn user database records stolen: Security researchers
NeonOctopus
09/06/22 5:44:17 AM
#17
Alteres posted...
Good thing I dont have an account


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TopicDoes Jake from State Farm fuck all the chicks he saves money for?
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 11:02:53 PM
#1
Literally every chick in those commercials gives him "fuck me" eyes >_>

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TopicIf you got She-Hulk pregnant, would your babies be half hulk?
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 10:43:00 PM
#4
Not if it's between Hulk and She-hulk

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TopicYou tell your GF its time to leave but she ain't leaving without two yoshi's
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 10:42:13 PM
#9
Does that chick have nudes or nah? I know she does sexual ASMRs while shaking her boobs around >_>

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Topic/v is shit talking about us guys
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 10:30:38 PM
#59
GrimConArtist posted...
Early/mid-2000s /v/ was probably the best place to talk about gaming on the internet until 4chan went mainstream and the board became /b/jr. Also had the best memes around, I still have some of my old macros saved.
Can you post them if they're TOS-friendly? >_>

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TopicSo.. someone came to the ER with maggots in their ass
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 10:11:41 PM
#23
LinkPizza posted...
They also tricked one of the nurse by putting little pieces of paper around and area and someone saying, Theyre escaping.
lmao

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TopicSo.. someone came to the ER with maggots in their ass
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 10:03:17 PM
#17
Dreepapult posted...
How did they get maggots in there
No one takes care of them, that's how. I had a lady with maggots in her leg once and refused to go to the hospital >_> We had to get the cops to force her to come with us because she was mentally confused too

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Topic/v is shit talking about us guys
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 9:13:07 PM
#26
ultimate_reaver posted...
gamefaqs is one thing but i have no idea how anyone uses /v/ to actually discuss video games, its nothing but people having the stupidest arguments imaginable 24/7
You just described CE

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Topic/v is shit talking about us guys
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 9:02:39 PM
#22
Damn_Underscore posted...
what exactly are they saying


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TopicMan, I was anti-off for Labor Day weekend >_>
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 8:22:49 PM
#7
At least I get a bonus for working the holiday >_>

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TopicMan, I was anti-off for Labor Day weekend >_>
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 7:06:38 PM
#3
At least I got a little Yakuza 0 time in during my shift lol

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TopicMan, I was anti-off for Labor Day weekend >_>
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 6:23:31 PM
#1
Literally worked 60 hours for the entire holiday weekend, from Friday to Monday >_> I'm beat! Cant wait to have a couple days off after today

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TopicHogwarts Legacy Common Room Showcase
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 6:19:28 PM
#75
Who are the notable Ravenclaw members? I can only think of Cho Chang

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TopicDate/Marry/Dump: Black Widow, Wonder Woman, Rey Skywalker
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 4:22:24 PM
#18
Trickfinger posted...
Yikes.

Got some anger issues you need to work on there, buddy?
Yeah, its called the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

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TopicDate/Marry/Dump: Black Widow, Wonder Woman, Rey Skywalker
NeonOctopus
09/05/22 4:05:33 PM
#13
Fuck Black Widow
Marry Wonder Woman
Kill Rey

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