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Topic | Everytime I whip my dick out to pee, I think of Harambe |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 1:46:41 PM #4 | Dicks out --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | NeonOctopus is pretty vanilla |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 1:46:30 PM #3 | I honestly enjoy vanilla stuff >_> I just like seeing a simple couple having fun sex with each other. No weird shit lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Remember rooster teeth? |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 1:44:44 PM #14 | TheGoldenEel posted... I had an ex who was really into that dumb shitGeez, you were right to break up with him >_> Imagine ditching your girlfriend at a concert she bought just to watch some dumb shit like that --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Female boxer celebrates her victory by flashing da audience her big sloppers |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 1:41:46 PM #15 | But seriously, as CE's resident Titty Meister, this brings a tear to my eye: Women being empowered by their breasts and having fun with it. It's a beautiful sight: boobs are something to celebrate and love, not something to be feared! This is the world I envision and I think it would bring true peace to society in time --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Female boxer celebrates her victory by flashing da audience her big sloppers |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 1:40:35 PM #14 | I saw the one from the side (though you can't see the nipple), and I saw the one from the front (but it's so far away that you really can't see anything) Is there any better angles besides those 2? >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Do you think there is a lot of misogyny on this board? |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 1:37:39 PM #45 | Damn_Underscore posted... I would agree with you if this was real life or if someone targeted a user here with sexually harassing posts. But theres nothing wrong with posting anonymously on the internet about how you like sex or boobsThis guy gets it --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Hypothetical: You can see a man who is invisible to everyone else. |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 12:31:52 PM #9 | "What's it like being able to walk into the woman's locker room and stare titties?" --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Does Jake from State Farm fuck all the chicks he saves money for? |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 11:40:34 AM #5 | bump lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Bruh I have a FWB that loves to hook up but vehemently refuses to be serious |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 11:31:42 AM #10 | But that sounds awesome --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | What would women do if there were no Men for 24 hours |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 11:22:31 AM #60 | LinkPizza posted... This reminds me of that Family Guy clip where they erased everyone memories to see how they would react. The men got along, and the women were immediately fightingThis one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGuml-tc75A Bonus joke >_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Rate these utters |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 11:20:51 AM #20 | Name? Does she have nudes? >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Do YouTube Creators choose when ads play? |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 11:19:50 AM #2 | I think so. There's videos that only have them at the beginning, and then you see some that literally have an ad every 5 minutes >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Divorced a year later. |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 11:19:07 AM #2 | lmao zero surprise --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Do you think there is a lot of misogyny on this board? |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 11:18:21 AM #7 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/1/AAUsi-AADgOV.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | I gotta confess, if the RDR2 bathing mechanic was in a JRPG with a girl |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 11:16:31 AM #21 | CyricZ posted... Is it up to the Yakuza series to provide the full soapland experience?What was the aromatherapy game? The phonesex minigame in 0 was kinda pervy >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Never noticed before, did Biggs tell Porkins to eject? |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 11:09:40 AM #6 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxBFWMBE2ik --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Sneak preview of the iPhone 14 |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 11:00:58 AM #20 | I think I only used 30ish gigs on my phone >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | What would women do if there were no Men for 24 hours |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 10:59:32 AM #55 | UnfairRepresent posted... True but you're not scared of violence from women are you?Hell yeah I am >_> I've seen chicks slash faces of other chicks or stab dudes lol. Bitches be crazy and a weapon is still dangerous no matter who wields it. --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | What would women do if there were no Men for 24 hours |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 10:58:27 AM #54 | Zikten posted... One time I was walking on a sidewalk at like 9 pm. A lady was up ahead and I slowed down cause I felt like it would creep her out if I came up on her all fastBruh, just fucking keep doing whatever you're doing. It's creepy to adjust your behavior to accommodate a supposed perception of yourself from what you think their view is >_> Both those options are wrong. Just live your life --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | What would women do if there were no Men for 24 hours |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 10:56:18 AM #52 | lol I'm a dude and I'm scared of walking around at night. There's too much violence nowadays >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Sneak preview of the iPhone 14 |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 10:53:30 AM #18 | There's a point where it's diminishing returns >_> I'm still cool with DVD-quality movie resolution that is only 700MB, instead of some ridiculous Bluray size of 5+GB or whatever. It takes up way too much space on my harddrive for just a slightly better picture. Fuck that --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Top Gun doesn't deserve these record breaking box office numbers honestly. |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 10:50:42 AM #22 | CARRRNE_ASADA posted... and barely any minorities.Wut? Like 1/3 of the main cast was minorities >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Sneak preview of the iPhone 14 |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 10:40:15 AM #16 | Those storage sizes are ridiculous. Who the hell needs 1TB in their phone?! I'd love to see the price on that model --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Sneak preview of the iPhone 14 |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 10:12:22 AM #2 | lol iphone --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Top Gun doesn't deserve these record breaking box office numbers honestly. |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 10:11:15 AM #20 | I had an erection during that entire movie. It's so fucking good! It deserves everything --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | JK Rowling sloppers topic was deleted |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 8:20:27 AM #70 | R1masher posted... Seems like it wasnt about nips, but whose nipsBoobs do not bear the sins of their owner. They are brought into this world innocent --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | What if George RR Martin dies before he finishes Game of Thrones |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 7:55:01 AM #1 | What if George RR Martin dies before he finishes Game of Thrones --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Does Jake from State Farm fuck all the chicks he saves money for? |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 6:20:05 AM #4 | The pizza chick is pretty cute, as is the empanada chick. The meat chick is okay --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Everytime I whip my dick out to pee, I think of Harambe |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 6:19:14 AM #1 | Gotta seize the moment. It'd be disrespectful otherwise --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Hackers stole $185k in crypto from Bill Murray after NFT charity auction |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 6:04:17 AM #1 | https://www.businessinsider.com/hackers-stole-185k-fro-bill-murray-after-auctioned-nft-2022-9 The proceeds were supposed to go to charity >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Shit like this is why we need gun control |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 5:57:14 AM #3 | Literally all of them need a firearm safety course. That lack of trigger discipline made me vomit. --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | I gotta confess, if the RDR2 bathing mechanic was in a JRPG with a girl |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 5:53:59 AM #9 | I wish that was in a JRPG with a big titty anime chick. It would add so much immersion and depth to that game --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | According to the mattress industry, if you weigh over 230 you're heavy |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 5:45:22 AM #18 | I mean, it is >_> Normal weight is 180 for a man --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | TikTok hacked, over 2 bn user database records stolen: Security researchers |
NeonOctopus 09/06/22 5:44:17 AM #17 | Alteres posted... Good thing I dont have an account --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Does Jake from State Farm fuck all the chicks he saves money for? |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 11:02:53 PM #1 | Literally every chick in those commercials gives him "fuck me" eyes >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | If you got She-Hulk pregnant, would your babies be half hulk? |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 10:43:00 PM #4 | Not if it's between Hulk and She-hulk --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | You tell your GF its time to leave but she ain't leaving without two yoshi's |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 10:42:13 PM #9 | Does that chick have nudes or nah? I know she does sexual ASMRs while shaking her boobs around >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | /v is shit talking about us guys |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 10:30:38 PM #59 | GrimConArtist posted... Early/mid-2000s /v/ was probably the best place to talk about gaming on the internet until 4chan went mainstream and the board became /b/jr. Also had the best memes around, I still have some of my old macros saved.Can you post them if they're TOS-friendly? >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | So.. someone came to the ER with maggots in their ass |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 10:11:41 PM #23 | LinkPizza posted... They also tricked one of the nurse by putting little pieces of paper around and area and someone saying, Theyre escaping.lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | So.. someone came to the ER with maggots in their ass |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 10:03:17 PM #17 | Dreepapult posted... How did they get maggots in thereNo one takes care of them, that's how. I had a lady with maggots in her leg once and refused to go to the hospital >_> We had to get the cops to force her to come with us because she was mentally confused too --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | /v is shit talking about us guys |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 9:13:07 PM #26 | ultimate_reaver posted... gamefaqs is one thing but i have no idea how anyone uses /v/ to actually discuss video games, its nothing but people having the stupidest arguments imaginable 24/7You just described CE --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | /v is shit talking about us guys |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 9:02:39 PM #22 | Damn_Underscore posted... what exactly are they saying --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Man, I was anti-off for Labor Day weekend >_> |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 8:22:49 PM #7 | At least I get a bonus for working the holiday >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Man, I was anti-off for Labor Day weekend >_> |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 7:06:38 PM #3 | At least I got a little Yakuza 0 time in during my shift lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Man, I was anti-off for Labor Day weekend >_> |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 6:23:31 PM #1 | Literally worked 60 hours for the entire holiday weekend, from Friday to Monday >_> I'm beat! Cant wait to have a couple days off after today --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Hogwarts Legacy Common Room Showcase |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 6:19:28 PM #75 | Who are the notable Ravenclaw members? I can only think of Cho Chang --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Date/Marry/Dump: Black Widow, Wonder Woman, Rey Skywalker |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 4:22:24 PM #18 | Trickfinger posted... Yikes.Yeah, its called the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
Topic | Date/Marry/Dump: Black Widow, Wonder Woman, Rey Skywalker |
NeonOctopus 09/05/22 4:05:33 PM #13 | Fuck Black Widow Marry Wonder Woman Kill Rey --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW |
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