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gunplagirl posted...

A few posts before yours I said some vague stuff to help people figure out the game. I already know what the game is.

Ok sorry I didn't see it

Flockaveli posted...

Best waifu

Gordie yeah gordie

Zodd3224 posted...

Beat the shit out of it

I WOULD if it wasn't drenched in and swimming in butter

Post the vid you took of the guy grunting and scaring you the other day when u were pooping

DrizztLink posted...

Smash crab leg between asscheeks, eat meat coming out of top like toothpaste

Then I'll have buttery cheeks and butt-ery crabs

FF_Redux posted...

I haf no idea how to eat this, I did it my way, waiter said shell recommend my way to other guests.

But for the question, Id break the small claw, and try to get as much meafh out, then suck all ends, either bite or use tools to crack the shell. Pick out meat.

What is "your way" lol?

I dont wanna make a mess in public tbh I'm gonna take it home and have it with rice and veggies

They are out of crab tools and they gave me a plastic fork and GLOVES, and the crab is drenched in butter
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/9/AARX-HAADNUn.jpg

gunplagirl posted...

What?

Idk I thought you liked breast expansion

@gunplagirl

NonDairyMiltank posted...

it worked out because their personal definitions of "lesbian" matched

those odds are not common involving homosexual cis women
many of us are sticklers about the Y chromosome

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/5/AARX-HAADNKF.jpg

fire_bolt posted...

I think its Chaz Bono? Makes sense in context

https://www.amazon.com/Toppest-Laugh-3x5ft-Banner-College/dp/B08F1QVT8Q

Epic

I wanna try durian, maybe natto

Id at least taste a century egg

I skipped my tea yesterday so I can get BLASTED today (with tea)

RealityDose posted...

Define 'binge'

Altho tbh I'd just learn programming or something so I can go be a teacher man

Idk uhh 4 beers? I dont drink

Yeah I guess do it if you need to be a neet for a while to accomplish those goals

God damn I wish I was a neet but im stuck WFH making over 6 figures

In all seriousness, do it if you have something productive you want to focus on that work is holding you back from. If you'd just spend a year binge drinking and jerkin it or whatever dont do it

For that price nah. But if I lived alone that's enough space for me >_>

I went there once and it was way too sweet :x congrats on the promotion though

IfGodCouldDie posted...

I don't believe you.

G***

OMG, you're right!

it also auto-censors your password if you try to post it

**********

Was it the interview where she thinks hotdogs are vegan and says she got malnourished from only eating spaghetti for a year and also like eats bread soaked in a stick of butter
https://youtu.be/k1md8pw85Ms

TeaMilk posted...

Top 3 snacks

Come on bro

Top 3 snacks

ankha you're too cute >:(

I've pulled it like 3 times this month wtf. Im almost 27 is this just how it's going to be from now on?

GrandConjuraton posted...

Wendy's.

I hate Taco Bell's breakfast, >.<

Id probably like the breakfast crunchwrap tbh but the croissant sandwiches at wendys sound p good

Im never usually awake & not at work during the breakfast menu hours but im pulling an all nighter to fix my sleep schedule. Which one should I get? Both pretty close within walking distance but taco bell is a little closer

They fuckin our pussys!!!!

Dinner from last week, we made pulled pork and hawaiian style mac salad >:)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/8/AARX-HAADL8K.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/8/AARX-HAADLyK.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/0/AARX-HAABNks.jpg

Oh I'm pretty sure the tablet only works with the pen it comes with. But it looks pretty well-made and at least I don't have to worry about the charge running out

RealityDose posted...

If it uses EMR pen tech YES

Yeah it does... >_> a couple years ago you warned me not to get the ThinkPad i currently use for drawing because of this. You were right and the pen DOES suck but mostly because it's really uncomfortable to hold. Also the OLED drawing surface is unlaminated and I scratched it like immediately

This should be better ill probly order it today

Whew no poop nightmare last night... but its only a matter of time...

I got paid too
Should I get this drawing tablet?? Its $100 off https://www.storexppen.com/buy/artist-15_6pro-holiday.html

Lmao the beer cans

thronedfire2 posted...

Was there corn in the poop?

No lol, it looked kinda like Japanese curry if anything

Dreepapult posted...

You need a dream enema to clean out your poop dreams

Can this service be purchased?

Slept horribly last night, had a dream cornman was being really mean to me and then it morphed into another poop nightmare. How do i free myself?

I go to bed at like 5am and also nap from like 2pm - 5pm and I wake up at 9 and idk what time my job starts anymore but my first meeting isn't usually until 11:30am because they moved me to a new team

I started seeing more people that were nonbinary and I was like "damn that would cool too bad I have to be a girl". Because I was under the impression you had to be suffering immensely to make any decision about your gender

I felt like that for several years, and then I guess I realized it doesn't have to be a big deal, and I can just opt out of gender because it feels better to me.

Obviously it IS going to be a big deal for a lot of people though. I realize most trans people have to deal with way more real-life issues

happy birthday to a FASHION GODDESS

Thicc queen mei >>>

I have this one: https://www.amazon.com/Zojirushi-NS-LGC05XB-Cooker-uncooked-Stainless/dp/B01EVHWNVG

Do you ever make 6 cups of rice at a time?

I checked out mid sunshine. Theres way too many girls wtf

Idk I guess I got a rare neuromuscular disability that makes it so I can't do a ton of shit. But parents were rich enough to afford my college tuition so I dont have to live scraping by on disability benefits. I figure I still have it better than most people

Axiom posted...

It'll fall off soon. RIP tea tip

Nooo i need all my fingers...

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

stop pulling stuff, let muscleman cornman pull your stuff

I literally had him come help and he couldn't do it lol. It was the plate mounted stabilizers on a keyboard, it looked soo easy on YouTube but I had to put a ridiculous amount of force to get them to come out

Shablagoo posted...

How is its mobility?

Yeah I can move it completely fine. Its not progressing or anything

I was basically pulling really really hard on this plastic part I was trying to get out of a keyboard. I didnt break skin or anything but I got a blister that went away after a couple days

The fingertip is still partially numb, did I do nerve damage or something??

Is he the one that keeps telling you to vote him for mayor

Wtf whatd he say that was racist

I always wanted to try this filipino ube cheese ice cream
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/8/AARX-HAADJ30.jpg
I've seen it at asian grocery stores, but its always a big container for like $20