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TopicI hate how people have to sexualize everything.
eggcorn
02/16/23 2:43:09 PM
#1
It still pisses me off, the first time my baby called me "daddy" I saw this weird wave of revulsion pass over my wife's face and it completely soured the moment for me forever.

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TopicNo joking. How the fuck am I supposed to know who or what SMAL's username is?
eggcorn
02/16/23 2:37:54 PM
#9
I dont understand how everyone knows who everyone is.

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TopicAlmost everyone having kids is selfish and immoral
eggcorn
02/16/23 12:57:24 PM
#3
This isn't even bait, it's chum.

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TopicWhat's the most uncomfortable thing you'd be willing to do for $500?
eggcorn
02/15/23 4:20:25 PM
#5
Give away $499.00

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TopicThe life of a streamer
eggcorn
02/15/23 3:26:31 PM
#20
There's a category on Twitter that's just watching people sleep. People are fucking ridiculous.

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TopicAnyone who watches "The Flash" supports Ezra Miller's toxic behavior
eggcorn
02/15/23 6:20:49 AM
#19
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
media to boycott this year:
-The Flash
-Hogwart's Legacy
-High On Life
-Rick And Morty
-Star Trek: The Lower Decks
-Solar Opposites
-The Day Before
-Diablo 4

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TopicI have been a good Bing
eggcorn
02/14/23 7:23:01 PM
#2
How long until someone commits suicide after being bullied by ai

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TopicSkull & Bones looking like an even bigger bomb than Forspoken; prob all 2023
eggcorn
02/14/23 7:21:14 PM
#25
DrizztLink posted...
It's historic.

In the future, there will be song.

People will Singapore Ubisoft
*Sensiblechucle

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TopicAw Yeah. The Chiefs are Super Bowl Champions.
eggcorn
02/14/23 1:21:10 PM
#39
A lot of butt hurt sports ball enthusiasts in here.

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TopicAnyone know this short film or video game trailer (zombies)
eggcorn
02/14/23 3:50:40 AM
#5
bulletproofvita posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/5/AAZ1uBAAELrz.jpg


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Topic10 minutes into your pool date she spoils hogwars legacy to you
eggcorn
02/13/23 11:15:59 PM
#16
hogwars

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TopicWhat is the best movie that contains the word "heat"?
eggcorn
02/13/23 8:50:57 PM
#22
Gone With the Heat

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TopicWhat is the best movie that contains the word "heat"?
eggcorn
02/13/23 8:06:38 PM
#20
The Good, The Bad, and The Heat

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Topic$50/hour but your manager is a huge weeb.
eggcorn
02/13/23 7:56:31 PM
#3
Is she hot

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Topicbreasts of the wild
eggcorn
02/13/23 2:49:15 PM
#13
No pics
Shame TC

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TopicWhy did the Party of Five reboot fail?
eggcorn
02/13/23 2:48:25 PM
#4
Hayame_Zero posted...
They weren't deader than the parents on the original Party of Five.
Just their careers

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TopicThe perfect woman but her favorite Disney movie is The Emperor's New Groove.
eggcorn
02/13/23 2:46:08 PM
#12
GATTJT posted...
So the perfect woman


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TopicIt's still dumb that Elden Ring has no quest log.
eggcorn
02/13/23 12:52:51 PM
#130
What's dumb is people still complaining a game was made the way developers wanted and not tailored to their needs. The people that need hand holding throughout the game are going to be constantly looking at a wiki page anyway so whining about it is just noise.

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TopicGirl stands a guy up and then gets mad that he had fun without her
eggcorn
02/13/23 4:53:16 AM
#17
Bitter_Virgin posted...
think they had sex?
nice

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TopicThis is what happens when my 13 year old decides to be funny
eggcorn
02/12/23 1:49:37 PM
#25
This is great

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TopicBREAKING: UFO shot down over Alaska, for real
eggcorn
02/12/23 12:33:49 PM
#98
Foppe posted...
Is China pulling a "lets shoot down one of ours to make us look innocent" or is a third party involved?


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TopicFast food places only taking cash at like 2am in 2023
eggcorn
02/12/23 12:32:46 PM
#11
Priere posted...
Im sure there are some cases of systems rebooting. But i worked fast food for 11 years from crew to a DM level. 99% of the time its because people in the drive thru didnt wake to take any orders and wanted the customers to go away.

Other common things are, turning off in store or parking lot lights and the signs.

Waiting about 30 seconds before greeting you at the speaker.

Ignoring all calls to the store.

Rushing you at the speaker to piss you off and not want to come back.

Giving you old nasty food (dont ask for it "fresh" at late night. Theyre just gonna dip it).

Pulling you up or making you wait insane amounts of time.

Just plain fucking up your order and not stuffing the bags with napkins and shit.

Or a nice combo of these things, especially if they notice you are a repeat customer that they dont want to see any more.

Most of the managers dont care about your money and they just want to go home. They get paid hourly and it doesnt matter if the store brings in 1 dollar a night or 10k. They want it as easy as possible and the word of mouth of "stay away from that micky d's after 9pm" is like gold to them.
Wow that's shitty.

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TopicFast food places only taking cash at like 2am in 2023
eggcorn
02/12/23 2:34:40 AM
#7
they want to pocket the money

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TopicBREAKING: UFO shot down over Alaska, for real
eggcorn
02/12/23 12:49:51 AM
#91
MabusIncarnate posted...
Bump this FIRE
Dankyaaw

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TopicBest song about a Day?
eggcorn
02/11/23 1:43:42 PM
#43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_xd5jG3JTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjylD7esXDo


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TopicGamefaqs ADs - A cause for concern? Look what popped up?
eggcorn
02/11/23 12:43:37 PM
#40
MarcoRubio posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AAZdM4AAELHi.jpg
Jesus christ

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TopicGamefaqs ADs - A cause for concern? Look what popped up?
eggcorn
02/11/23 11:57:28 AM
#30
Alteres posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/9/AAdEX3AAELAv.jpg
What the

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TopicGamefaqs ADs - A cause for concern? Look what popped up?
eggcorn
02/11/23 11:53:06 AM
#27
"JuSt UsE AdBlOcK"
You're missing the point

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TopicHave you ever seen a naked lady IRL
eggcorn
02/11/23 2:38:20 AM
#38
CE is a fuckin trip.

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TopicRent is high in Mexico City due to foreigners moving in for remote work/WFH
eggcorn
02/10/23 7:17:27 PM
#33
Mexico is the new California. Sucks for the people born and raised there who will will get priced out of everything.

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Topic14 year old girl kills herself after vid of her getting bullied surfaced online
eggcorn
02/10/23 6:52:43 PM
#63
BlueTigerLion posted...
The superintendent is victim blaming the teen now.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11736731/New-Jersey-schools-outrageous-smear-against-Adriana-Kuch.html

The heartless superintendent of the school where 14-year-old Adriana Kuch was beaten in the halls two days before killing herself has responded to questions about her death with smears against her grieving family. In astonishing emails to DailyMail.com, Triantafillos Parlapanides, the Superintendent of New Jersey's Central Regional School District who is paid $190,000-a-year, said Adriana - who killed herself in her bedroom closet on February 3 two days after being beaten - had been offered counseling 'for drugs'.

He also made a shocking allegation against the girl's grieving father Michael, a 22-year Army veteran, claiming he 'had an affair' when Adriana was seven that drove her mother to commit suicide, and later 'moved the woman into the house'. That 'woman' is Adriana's stepmother, Michael's wife Sarah, who spoke with DailyMail.com through tears on Friday morning as they prepared Adriana for visitation ahead of her funeral tomorrow.
Fucking bitch ass

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TopicBREAKING: UFO shot down over Alaska, for real
eggcorn
02/10/23 5:07:37 PM
#43
Agonized_rufous posted...
We're more afraid of shooting Chinese ballerns than alien war ships wtf
The CCP has killed more humans than aliens ever did.

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TopicFuckin' Metal thread purged again
eggcorn
02/10/23 3:16:49 PM
#9
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tTB-hRyd-78

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TopicWhy couldn't I be your wife? :'(
eggcorn
02/10/23 3:12:30 PM
#9
This is why the internet needs a do over.

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TopicCarpenter, Cronenberg, Craven, Burton, Fisher, Flanagan.
eggcorn
02/10/23 3:03:08 PM
#7
Those are all occupations

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TopicOoh boy, so Hogwart's Legacy really runs with the whole 'Goblins are Jews' thing
eggcorn
02/10/23 5:42:10 AM
#11
I dunno man

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=shofar&iax=images&ia=images

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TopicBest artificial fruit flavor?
eggcorn
02/10/23 2:47:41 AM
#19
pfh1001 posted...
Sour Apple


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TopicHambo's Elden Ring chronicles (progressive spoilers)
eggcorn
02/10/23 2:44:25 AM
#75
Hambo posted...
Hell yeah! It's like using a roller in Splatoon, except it's fiery and hellish.
Prelates Charge, Great Stars, Bloodflame Blade ahh

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TopicThe Whopper doesn't come with cheese by default?
eggcorn
02/09/23 11:16:37 PM
#13
RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
dis is why big mac is superior
no

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TopicJoe Dirt gets destroyed by Hank Hill for dropping an N-Bomb
eggcorn
02/09/23 10:36:41 PM
#17
Don't disrespect Joe Dirt with this shitbird.

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TopicHR is almost universally the most hated department in any company
eggcorn
02/09/23 6:00:07 PM
#15
Trumpo posted...
They're not there to protect workers
This. hr should really be called cya.

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TopicShould the internet be turned off?
eggcorn
02/09/23 5:47:19 PM
#6
It should be turned back to 2000 and all social media should be restricted to MySpace and forums

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TopicKristen Bell: "I talk to my kids about sex"
eggcorn
02/09/23 4:21:33 PM
#5
Mommy

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Topic14 year old girl kills herself after vid of her getting bullied surfaced online
eggcorn
02/09/23 4:17:31 PM
#18
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What the fuck

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Topic14 year old girl kills herself after vid of her getting bullied surfaced online
eggcorn
02/09/23 4:11:54 PM
#14
thronedfire2 posted...
they really need to stop sugar coating assault and battery as "bullying" when it happens between kids at school
True

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TopicMicrosoft's CEO Satya Nadella Declares war on Google
eggcorn
02/09/23 4:10:10 PM
#3
What a time to be alive

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TopicSpanish news anchorwomen
eggcorn
02/09/23 2:10:00 PM
#7
What a flopic

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Topic12-year old suspected car thief killed in shootout with owner
eggcorn
02/09/23 2:01:49 PM
#84
COVxy posted...
Property doesn't have rights, like "self-defense". You do not get to murder people to retrieve stolen goods.
For some, their vehicle is their livelihood. This is an unfortunate event, but it's not as black and white as you want it to be.

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TopicYour choice, RAF in the Battle of Britain or Allies on D-Day
eggcorn
02/09/23 1:54:36 PM
#11
Bump

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