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VampireCoyote posted...

the Phoenix area sucks so much everything is an hour or more away from everything

This. As someone living in Phoenix, it's really annoying when local news stations showcase things going on in places up to an hour drive away and they act like it's just something people do regularly.

TMOG posted...

If you scroll up you can read it again

Based lol.

That honestly doesn't surprise me all that much knowing Vince said it lol

Nor is it really all that shocking compared to other things Vince has said lol

Definitely small wee-wees.

I'd bet you anything if you ripped off any of those dudes' pants at the crotch area, the only thing you'd see is a flaccid little half incher just barely dangling there.

While these two are faaarrrr from my favorite users specifically, if I had to say one nice thing about either of these two REDACTED, it's that they have good taste in usernames:

Kanjo-Bazooie
Octillery

Oh yeah, the puns are fucking hilarious. I remember this one episode where I think the teams were protestors versus pageant queens, and one of the contestants was said to be part of a protest group against pageants called People Against Pageants, P.A.P. if you will. Kenny Blankenship replies, "Yeah I hear it's a real smear campaign!"

They're not like, jaundice color yellow but they sure ain't pearly white because I have a habit of drinking coffee and soda (more the latter than former).

I loved how they'd sometimes use footage of a female in "Guy Le Douche's" attire and they'd just make a character named Gal Le Douche who acts exactly the same as Guy does towards women except towards men (and sometimes women too because let's be honest it's MXC everyone is mad horny).

Are we talking about the original Japanese show or MXC? Because on the DVDs I have of the first couple MXC seasons, they have bonus footage of the original show without any dubbing over, and I mean it's still kinda funny, but there's clearly something missing.

Hell I'm 30 and I've never joined Twitter if that makes you feel any better.

Pretty sure Batista has some pitbull DNA in him, so he's probably a natural with them.

Nasty_Nitro posted...

If you tell someone your first sex was with a hooker they will judge you.

Well fuck those people for judging. They deserve to be lobotomized.

I used to, but nowadays I don't really care or get worked up over it. No point. All that ends up happening when you get mad about Valentine's Day when you're single is that it generally becomes obvious why you're single to anyone witnessing your meltdown/tirade/etc.

Nothing's confirmed yet, but he's talked in interviews in the past years about dealing with heart problems.

So I'm guessing heart failure or something related to that.

I'd love to see Gamefreak do some weird shit like Mega Miltank where it just becomes this big ass udder (I suppose G-Max could also achieve this).

Make sure any of you guys who use Apple Music or Spotify or Tidal to run their shit up on March 3rd when the rest of their catalog gets released on streaming platforms.

I was already planning on spamming people on that day, but now it's got a whole new meaning behind it too. Now it's in honor of Plug Two.

Nah, always formally referred to all my teachers as Mr. or Mrs./Ms.

Even if I hated the shit out of them and their class

I don't know what irritates me more, the entire thing or the heart hashtags specifically.

voldothegr8 posted...

Then you get fired which is a hassle, while the customer goes on with life unaffected.

No the fuck I don't, because my managers don't put people out of a job because some entitled subhuman filth threw a temper tantrum.

Those people need to be physically harmed in order for them to change their ways.

Lol what's with the way her pants are torn? I love how they go precisely up to the pantyline.

I don't want to spend $100 more for the disc version because I don't really buy physical games anymore.

I bought like, three physical games for my PS4 back in 2015 and since then the rest of the games I've got for it have all been digital. And the only physical Switch games I own are Smash Bros. and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

Glob posted...

Honestly, not really.

This. I would've preferred more N64 games added or a Gamecube game service instead.

Touch posted...

Maybe you're taking a nice selfie or group photo and there's someone or some people photo bombing you in the background.

I could understand intentional photo bombs from other people, but the commercials literally show them erasing people who look like they were there for the photo too lol

MacadamianNut3 posted...

You can remove annoying distractions (aka other people existing) in your pictures :D

That shit is like the most narcissistic feature I've ever seen.

Like why the hell even take pictures with other people if you're just gonna magic erase them out later? I can understand removing objects and stuff like if you took a pic in a park and there was a pile of dog shit in plain view in the background but c'mon removing other people? That's kinda fucked up and this is coming from someone who's absolutely not a people person lol

Damn, nearly missed it by two seconds lmao ^ (in response to post #43)

Good fuckin' riddance

People be like "there's a bigger clog if everyone merges early!"

Well then the motherfucker at the front of the line better move their fucking ass until they're past the construction zone and the line can disperse again!

MelbuFrahma4 posted...

Its weird CE has gone from saying "Who" whenever Youtubers are brought up to dozens of Mr. Beast threads.

It's only recent because of the whole curing 1k people's blindness thing (or more specifically he paid for their cataract surgeries or something IIRC, I didn't watch the vid).

Alteres posted...

No, but Ive been that associate telling them to fuck off.

This along with my manager being on my side. Worthless bottom feeder retail customers think they have any power or sway around here.

Go to bed kid

It's alright. I kinda feel like Dr Pepper doesn't really need extra flavor variants because there's already so many flavors the regular stuff is made up of. They're just making something already sweet even sweeter.

I like this new trend of creating dual Ghost type pokemon region variants or evolutions out of the previous evolution essentially dying, sort of like Galarian Corsola and its evolution Cursola

Error1355 posted...

what the fuck is this movie?

It's what happens when a couple of old broads get together and decide that making a stupid movie about an upcoming annual event is a good idea. And money.

Gab that to me mug n not on the wiggy wire n see wot comes about

Call me when Mr Beast is looking for 1,000 Type 1 Diabetics to cure

Shit, I was having those types of exchanges while being 25 in the workplace with people not even 5 years younger than me (30 currently).

Touch posted...

This keeps me up at night.

What does, holding your diarrhea in or thinking about it?

Jesus christ why is it so hard for these goddamn companies to port games properly?

People deserve to lose their jobs for shit like this. Or at least suffer a pay cut.

I knooooow, I knooooow for suuuuuuure
Ring ding dong ding ding ding dong doiiing dong ding doooong

I'm more annoyed by "my brother in christ" more than "y'all" personally lol

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

thought it was about that movie where Shaq played the rapping genie...

That's KA-Zaam

Ruvan22 posted...

Is Eric Matheny someone I should know?

They have a blue checkmark, so no.

You'd think that implementing something as simple as background music selection for the eShop or something, but nooooo.

As a longtime Nintendo fan, fuck Nintendo. Tired of them not appealing to what fans are telling them to do and instead doing their own thing, because their own thing SUCKS.

Kim_Seong-a posted...

Honestly the in-video sponsorships arent a big deal. You can just skip ahead of them, which you cant do with normal ads without adblock.

This. I'm not bothered by in-video sponsorship ads really because I can easily skip them. Sometimes in uncommon cases, the creator can actually make the sponsorship entertaining even if I'm still not gonna buy into their crap.

Overall I actually like in-video sponsorship ads because it makes the creators put more effort into their shit instead of just littering the video with video ads that I'm going to block anyways. Like yeah bitch, earn your YT monetization by pretending to care about Raid Shadow Legends.

Eventually he'll develop an immunity to saltwater and then he'll chug the entire Atlantic or Pacific ocean.

This question made SIX Harvard Professors jump out of planes with NO PARACHUTE!

Havardi Students HATE this question!

Oh my god why did I open this topic while inside a bicycle shop!?

It depends on the pizza and the ranch for me. So really whenever I'm having it, unless I already know what to expect, it's always a gamble.

I remember some people used to use scripts to uncensor swears on Gamefaqs and sometimes it would malfunction if the word had too many asterisks.