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TopicHow do I get rid of that cookie icon on the bottom of this site?
pkmnlord
12/21/22 10:53:11 AM
#16
Kombucha posted...
Ublock -- > Gear Icon

My Filters

Then:
! 2022-12-21 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com
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gamefaqs.gamespot.com##.ot-floating-button__open
gamefaqs.gamespot.com###ot-sdk-btn-floating

Thank you.

Seriously, I want to drop kick whoever thinks of these things in the face

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TopicDo you ever wish you were born female?
pkmnlord
12/19/22 2:24:53 AM
#46
That's gonna be a no from me dawg

Not like I'm exactly making the most of being a guy, but I sure as hell wouldn't have any easier of a time as a chick I know that for sure.

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TopicFrom now on, every time you sneeze, the clothes you're wearing disappear.
pkmnlord
12/19/22 2:19:46 AM
#13
Well I'm fucked

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TopicAOC tells Elon to stop with fascism. Elon replies you first
pkmnlord
12/16/22 10:33:57 AM
#20
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
im starting to think that his immaturish behavior is the reason why Grimes left... lol
It still baffles me they ever got together in the first place, let alone had a kid together. I looked up how they initially got acquainted and it was apparently because they both happened to make similar jokes in tweets referring to some uber nerdy stuff I don't understand.

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TopicYakuza Kiwami's ending still bugs the shit out of me (SPOILERS)
pkmnlord
12/15/22 2:41:14 PM
#13
DipDipDiver posted...
And then no one ever talks about it again lol

Yakuza 0's ending really bugged me. Majima was a totally different character throughout that game than he was in any other game in the series. I kept waiting for some big reveal, some crazy reason why he flipped his shit and turned into the weird Majima. I actually thought it would be the whole point of the story. But no, it's "just because." And you dont even get that much if you dont watch the post-credit scene.
I thought it was supposed to be that he was influenced by Lee, Nishitani, and Sagawa and basically decided to become an amalgamation of the each of them (more so the latter two for their DGAF attitudes and their tenacity but also Lee for his ironbound loyalty to Makoto).

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Topicgod damn single moms. man
pkmnlord
12/15/22 1:58:06 PM
#68
This is unrelated but every time I see the topic title in my activity it reminds me of the first few lines from Weezer's El Scorcho where he goes "god damn you half japaneeese girls".

"god damn you single mooooms, man"


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Topicgod damn single moms. man
pkmnlord
12/14/22 12:08:26 AM
#16
Fable posted...
Rip man fan god damn single moms shot up to 97 degrees
Died at the room shot up to 97 baby daddies.

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TopicLol @ this custom Pokemon Scarlet cover
pkmnlord
12/10/22 8:10:26 PM
#16
Bro isn't she literally born at the start of the game

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Topicwould you eat lizzo's vegan grocery list?
pkmnlord
12/10/22 6:59:48 PM
#21
That's "vegan" with quotation marks the size of Lizzo herself.

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TopicWere you a fan of pro wrestling once?
pkmnlord
12/09/22 11:37:33 PM
#22
Yeah, from around 2008 to 2011/12. I used to post on the PWB every so often as well.

I pretty much stopped caring after I attended Wrestlemania 26. I pretty much had stopped watching it by that point already, but I rekindled some interest long enough to last through WM26 and then I was good after that.

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TopicHave you ever had a video game themed ring tone for your phone?
pkmnlord
12/08/22 1:05:21 AM
#11
Back during the flip phone era I wanted to have a phone so I could use the Super Mario Bros. theme song. But then when I eventually did have my own phone, I never even had the ringer turned on lol

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TopicPretty sure the self out checkout guy at the grocery store was being racist
pkmnlord
12/07/22 6:32:42 PM
#4
darkprince45 posted...
Hes legit hovering over me and asks me what do I need.
You missed the opportunity to respond, "I need you to back the fuck up"

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TopicHave you taken the Autism test?
pkmnlord
12/06/22 2:25:36 AM
#84
I got 112.

Sounds about right, although I honestly expected it to be a little higher.

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TopicWould you accept a Facebook friend request from a girl with dis profile picture?
pkmnlord
12/05/22 11:59:15 PM
#4
If I lived in a universe where it actually isn't a bot, then yes in a heartbeat.

But unfortunately I live in this reality, which just means:

Puglia77 posted...
It's a bot

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TopicApparently Kristie Alley died?
pkmnlord
12/05/22 10:18:39 PM
#35
I feel bad knowing my first memory of her was on those Jenny Craig weight loss commercials before Valerie Bertinelli started doing it.

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TopicDo you like Michael Kors clothes?
pkmnlord
12/05/22 9:47:27 PM
#4
I've only ever really seen MK brand purses

I think I've seen a perfume/cologne by them as well?

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TopicNavigating the internet when you haven't complete GoW: Ragnarok is risky.
pkmnlord
12/02/22 10:43:49 PM
#9
Youtube Algorithm: I overheard you talking about God of War earlier, HERE'S A VIDEO RECOMMENDATION OF THE GAME'S BIGGEST SPOILER FRONT AND CENTER IN THE THUMBNAIL :D

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TopicWhere do you fit on the Human Height Spectrum?
pkmnlord
11/27/22 1:11:03 AM
#49
I'm kinda between 5'7" and 5'8" (although it says 5'8" on my ID so SUCK IT) and growing up I used to think I was tall, until I got into high school and most of the dudes had growth spurts. And it became evident the only reason I thought I was tall was because I happened to hang around a lot of short girls.

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TopicWhat's your favorite feature Game Freak has taken away
pkmnlord
11/25/22 11:03:46 AM
#69
LinkDaLunatic posted...
just give up on the pokemon fanbase.
Bro do you see my username? Can't exactly just...do that.

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TopicWhat's your favorite feature Game Freak has taken away
pkmnlord
11/25/22 2:35:12 AM
#64
FaultyCircuitry posted...
Infinite use TMs aren't really that big of a deal since you can easily make more of them.
That's the point. I don't want to fucking make more of them.

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TopicWhat's your favorite feature Game Freak has taken away
pkmnlord
11/23/22 10:18:58 PM
#43
Definitely reusable TMs. They backpedaled on that shit just so they could give you more shit to grind for.

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TopicI think it's funny that the Catalytic converter thefts are the actual impetus to
pkmnlord
11/22/22 10:42:37 AM
#6
EmbraceOfDeath posted...
The fuck is wrong with you? Literally murder as a response to theft.
The fuck is wrong with you? Literally supporting theft.

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TopicApple Pie or Peach Cobbler?
pkmnlord
11/21/22 11:32:07 PM
#9
Ummmm excuse me? Cherry

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Topicremember when saying "Mother fuck Tito!'' was the funniest thing ever
pkmnlord
11/21/22 12:23:37 PM
#15
TheMikh posted...
what was that about anyway
A lot of earlier CE (and by early I'm talking from the viewpoint who only started coming here in 2009) memes were based around a whole lot of nothing

Either that or it was just some really specific inside joke

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Topicremember when saying "Mother fuck Tito!'' was the funniest thing ever
pkmnlord
11/20/22 2:56:31 AM
#8
FUCK YEAH Seaking!

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TopicC/D: You have never encountered a Shiny Pokemon besides that Red Gyrados
pkmnlord
11/19/22 11:18:25 AM
#8
D.

Only legit one I ever found without trying to find one was in HeartGold when I found a shiny Gligar.

I've found a couple shinies in Shield, but those were during times when the wild area had an increased chances of shinies to appear. Think I caught a shiny Bewear?

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TopicNintendo Switch can't handle Scarlet/Violet
pkmnlord
11/18/22 10:12:34 AM
#100
I'll probably wait a week or so before I buy it TBH

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TopicNintendo Switch can't handle Scarlet/Violet
pkmnlord
11/17/22 5:51:34 PM
#44
Can't believe I'm saying this but someone needs to dump a shitload of money to get top level programmers into GameFreak and get rid of all the dead weight that's keeping their games three generations behind on performance and to a lesser extent but still, graphics.

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TopicAll of the currently-unobtainable Pokemon in Scarlet/Violet.
pkmnlord
11/17/22 3:55:29 PM
#5
Honestly I don't even care at this point. They barely put any effort into the animations of the Pokemon that DO make the cut, I can't imagine how much shittier they'd look if they had to implement and animate every single Pokemon (or even 75% of the total)

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TopicYour crush introduces you to her fat friend and says ''Hey cutie''
pkmnlord
11/16/22 7:18:13 PM
#39
Heartomaton posted...
I like two things about these topics:

1. Seeing what beautiful woman Vegy is pretending to think is fat this time.
2. Seeing people react to #1 like they've never been trolled before.
Same, especially #2 cause it's like, guys c'mon how many times have you seen this kind of topic before? Lol

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TopicArin Hanson is in Monster Hunter Rise
pkmnlord
11/16/22 7:12:19 PM
#26
ProfessorKukui posted...
Cringe
This, seriously. Shit sounded like what you'd hear the kid that gave off school shooter vibes mutter to themselves under their breath in class lol

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TopicTarget: Organized retail crime has driven $400 million in extra profit loss
pkmnlord
11/16/22 2:57:00 PM
#31
I work at a Home Depot and I swear we might as well have a visible, designated path laid out for thieves to follow for the quickest way out the building. They really don't give a shit about actually stopping anyone.

And since they don't want to put any effort into upping loss prevention presence or even allowing them to put their hands on people, they expect all the other floor associates to "help reduce theft" by "providing customer service", which basically means they want us to treat worthless thieves like normal like anyone else with the expectation that they'll get nervous and try to leave at which *ideally* the loss prevention guys would take care of it from there.

But that's fucking stupid. They make all this stink about not outwardly confronting thieves or putting your well-being at risk for the sake of stopping theft, but oh yeah by all means waste your time and dignity pretending to deliver customer service, that's better. How about you mf's just hire more loss prevention and allow them to physically restrain people again? I'm so tired of all these damn companies being so terrified of lawsuits. Most of these thieves are tweaker fucks anyway, how many of them are gonna realistically afford a lawyer to sue us anyway if we throw their ass out of the building?

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TopicThat saints row reboot really came and went huh
pkmnlord
11/15/22 7:19:42 PM
#3
Well yeah when nobody asked for something they're gonna forget about it pretty quickly after release.

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TopicBREAKING: The world's population has officially reached 8 BILLION people.
pkmnlord
11/15/22 7:00:38 PM
#20
Flockaveli posted...
8 billion people. 4 billion too fucking many.


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TopicAll these millennials naming their boys Grayson...
pkmnlord
11/15/22 10:45:21 AM
#14
Brayden, Jayden, Ayden, damn bitch okay den!

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TopicMAGA idiot Kari Lake continues to slip. Chance of becoming AZ Governor dimming.
pkmnlord
11/15/22 12:52:52 AM
#69
FL81 posted...
I remember she was called to resign after her alcoholism was interfering with her ability to do the job, but I didn't know she died
Yeah she passed suddenly like back in July or August I think?

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TopicMAGA idiot Kari Lake continues to slip. Chance of becoming AZ Governor dimming.
pkmnlord
11/14/22 11:42:49 PM
#67
I'm still pissed about the Maricopa County Attorney results. They voted for that conservative old broad Rachel Mitchell instead of Julie Gunnigle, the better looking and democrat candidate (who should've won back in 2020 instead of that other broad Allister Adel who ended up spending the rest of her term and last days on Earth wasting everyone's time and letting loads of cases go unnoticed before her dumbass croaked). Morons.

And how the fuck did republicans win districts 1 and 2?? (I know they won more than those two but those ones I was certain would turn blue)

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TopicJesus Christ Simulator comes out next month
pkmnlord
11/14/22 6:34:27 PM
#29
Lmfao @ teleporting inside the kid to cure his ambiguous illness.

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TopicFrom the outside looking in Kratos looked better in God of war 3
pkmnlord
11/14/22 6:31:35 PM
#3
Well he was younger in 3, so yes he's gonna look thinner and more muscular.

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TopicWhy do Youtube apology videos ALWAYS have these traits >_>
pkmnlord
11/14/22 1:51:10 PM
#17
I remember Markiplier's "Youtube Has Changed" video from some years back. IIRC he wasn't apologizing for anything, but he was making a statement about how Youtube was at the time and it had a lot of the things TC mentions in the OP.

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TopicGuy in their 30s with no/little dating experience, who should they be dating?
pkmnlord
11/14/22 12:58:29 PM
#18
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It's literally just to shit on people who fit that description. It's the same as those "what should be done about incels?" topics.

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TopicMAGA idiot Kari Lake continues to slip. Chance of becoming AZ Governor dimming.
pkmnlord
11/13/22 11:40:20 AM
#19
I hope her dumb bitch ass doesn't get to go back to news anchoring after she loses.

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