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Topic"The one story I couldnt tell was Sally losing her virginity"
Mibahlzitch
01/14/23 4:15:35 PM
#7
Imagine putting a self-insert into Sonic lore as a military skunkman so you could write a story about fucking a squirrel.

This is peak

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TopicDo you have an alt?
Mibahlzitch
01/14/23 3:58:46 PM
#18
--Zero- posted...
I wonder how many people with multiple alts tried to vote in the poll to find its limited to 1 IP?
All the Atl Kings use proxies. I mean they have multiple mansions in different lands.

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TopicDo you have an alt?
Mibahlzitch
01/14/23 3:50:13 PM
#11
What are these "alts" you speak of?

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TopicWould you all say Gavin Newsom is the worst governor in the whole USA?
Mibahlzitch
01/13/23 4:50:48 AM
#42
Srk700 posted...
Did Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis suddenly die or something?


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TopicFeet general
Mibahlzitch
01/13/23 4:44:43 AM
#320
Juri is so damn hot.

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TopicThe majority of my IRL friends prefers to work on-site than from home. CRAZY
Mibahlzitch
01/12/23 4:19:47 PM
#2
Make sure they aren't pod people.

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TopicJustin Roiland faces domestic violence charges.
Mibahlzitch
01/12/23 4:15:01 PM
#25
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Haha oh yeah, guess hes wrong because the sauce ran out one time then spoiled on the shelf after the first restock.
I don't remember that. Sauce?

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TopicFranklinReturns is SUSPENDED
Mibahlzitch
01/11/23 4:09:28 PM
#23
And I thought being Scotty was enough work.


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TopicMy father is transitioning into palliative end of life care...
Mibahlzitch
01/11/23 4:07:52 PM
#2
I'm sorry to hear about your father. As basic as that sentiment is, it's still true.

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TopicTo the surprise of absolutely no one, the liberals are at it again.
Mibahlzitch
01/11/23 4:06:12 PM
#18
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/5/AAb6zeAAB2Op.png

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TopicHogwarts Legacy is already the 2nd best-selling game on Steam over a month 2
Mibahlzitch
01/10/23 6:50:06 PM
#186
Tmaster148 posted...
Honestly it's just crazy that someone is so dedicated to calling anyone who wants to play a specific video game anti-trans. You couldn't pay me enough to care about other people's personal entertainment choices on that level.
It's fair to say you're right and most people buying this game don't see it as approval or disapproval of Rowling's Trans stance; they're unaware or simply don't see the game as part of this battle but just want to play Harry Potter.

But the people in this topic crying about woke censorship and the like are showing their assholes but certain.

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TopicFeet general
Mibahlzitch
01/10/23 12:19:45 AM
#315
Nail polish is really looking good right now.

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TopicStylist: ''Karina, I'm going to ensure you get a ton of new fans tonight''
Mibahlzitch
01/09/23 1:15:43 AM
#2
Nice try China, I'm on to your little game.

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TopicI'm tired of getting caught jerking off.
Mibahlzitch
01/07/23 3:44:13 PM
#22
You can't get "caught" if you do it openly.

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TopicWhat is the most overpaid job IYO?
Mibahlzitch
01/06/23 5:43:10 AM
#18
TheMikh posted...
they're not directly involved in the grunt work of production or internal operations, but they tend to oversee procurement and allocation of company resources, investor and partner relations, high-level organizational strategy, and generally coordinating the company's navigation of the broader system.

furthermore, since they're both the face of and directly accountable for the overall success of the organization, their name and subsequent career are on the line based on the company's performance, and so there's a degree of selectiveness with respect to more prominent candidates, meaning their comp must be that much more competitive.

in short, they're paid well not because they produce, but because they're critical to the well-being of the entire corporate machine.
I agree with this and they're still overpaid.

Someone needs to captain the ship. Definitely. This can come with increased risk and rewards. But they don't need to make a thousand times, a million times what the average employee makes.

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TopicWhat is Jill Biden up to these days?
Mibahlzitch
01/04/23 11:29:33 PM
#7
I know, it's difficult to get over the Trump Circus act but normal administrations don't put on a new performance every week.

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TopicYour crush ''Wait here ugly, and don't let me catch you sniffing my seat again''
Mibahlzitch
01/04/23 11:28:09 PM
#5
"Peasant. I'm not interested in your stanky ass, I'm interested in your stanky feet."

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TopicSometimes I miss 2004
Mibahlzitch
01/04/23 5:50:08 AM
#3
Yes it was unfortunate about the tragedy that turned all video games into balls of lint in 2010.

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Topic'Buster' (co-founder of Dave and Buster's) found dead via suicide
Mibahlzitch
01/04/23 5:49:32 AM
#14
PiOverlord posted...
Damn, I've had many great memories at D&B's. It's saddening to hear this.
This. Even though I feel they've gone too hard on the redemption games ovee time like everyone else, I had a lot of good times. Sorry to hear that a guy with so much success apparently hadn't found happiness.

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TopicSometimes I miss 2004
Mibahlzitch
01/04/23 5:44:18 AM
#1
I was so young and innocent back then..

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TopicWho will make the last ever post on CE?
Mibahlzitch
01/03/23 6:08:38 PM
#5
SBAllen with a picture of Count Chocula.

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TopicWould you rub your gf's feet after a long day?
Mibahlzitch
01/03/23 12:25:27 AM
#11
Fuck yes.

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TopicI wish 'The Matrix' had never been made
Mibahlzitch
01/02/23 3:13:58 PM
#64
ellis123 posted...
The concept of a Matrix itself is a real-versus-not-real and is something that people with gender dysphoria consistently identify with experiencing, Neo switches their name because it is how they identify as: something that, once again, is very overtly a metaphor for dysphoria being overcome, etc. Everything in the movies can be viewed through the lens of "twos", where even something like the usage of bullet time creates two distinct passages of time, and the number of things that don't follow with being an allegory in even a minor way is practically non-existent. While not everything is necessarily obvious, if you go in with the basic understanding of what the movie was made to be about it is fairly obvious that that was what they were going for.
I would also say that the feeling of not fitting in or feeling uncomfortable about your place in the world is so extremely relatable and human that conservatives are able to relate to it emotionally as well.

If only that empathy could be extended to others once they consider the possibility.

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TopicWere you alive for the Y2K chaos?
Mibahlzitch
12/31/22 3:36:44 PM
#26
Zikten posted...
But I remember people being excited about a new millennium, and then people saying "actually the new millennium doesn't start until 2001"
Oh so much of this

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TopicMy personal reaction pic topic again
Mibahlzitch
12/31/22 3:30:57 PM
#27
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/1/AAfWc4AAD-MT.jpg

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TopicIs CE too woke?
Mibahlzitch
12/31/22 3:21:25 PM
#35
NecroFoul99 posted...
Its too faux-woke sometimes.

What can we be outraged about today? Man, this takes effort! Searching, searching, searchingfound it! It was on Yahoo News all along. Ill just copy the link, imagine a way this somehow affects me, and viola! Seriously, guysIm suuuppper offended by this, and you all should be too!
If someone is pretending to be a liberal to annoy conservatives then you're just giving them what they want by getting pissed off at actual liberals. Way to be easy to troll.

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TopicTHIS is what the United States Military LOOKS LIKE
Mibahlzitch
12/31/22 5:15:01 AM
#32
Son_Of_Spam posted...
The MAGA chuds seem to have scrapped using Russian military photos when making these comparisons. Now I wonder why?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/7/AACIEMAAEC3J.jpg
I'm so shocked, I expected a group of people in full combat gear to look like a group of people who aren't in it

Or wait is the complaint that our troops take their helmets off sometimes, you know they aren't connected right

Bonus joke; there are even less white Caucasians in the left picture and you know they would be pissed if there were that many in the right one

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TopicYou think you're ready to die?
Mibahlzitch
12/30/22 5:08:46 PM
#21
Hell no

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TopicThe majority of GameFAQs users have Android Phones
Mibahlzitch
12/30/22 2:04:00 PM
#34
So he just combined "a lot of people here have androids" and "a lot of people in the online space are socially inexperienced" into one convenient troll by ramming them together regardless of them being unrelated. Very efficient way to get a reaction from a large amount of people quickly.

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TopicAre the next three Avatar movies gonna follow the rest of the elements?
Mibahlzitch
12/29/22 6:36:38 PM
#12
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

And really derivative of the other avatar

Not that the films being derivative would be new. Tulkun Rider? More like Tusken Raider am I rite?

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TopicShould I watch dragon ball super
Mibahlzitch
12/29/22 12:14:31 PM
#6
It's fine if you liked the old dragon ball z stuff and aren't expecting high art. I enjoyed some of the new characters, jokes and some of the fights. The dub is a great nostalgia piece too. A lot of the people hating on it have a hard time admitting the old show has many of the same flaws and are being too hard on it.

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TopicYour reaction if Disney retconned SW episodes 7 8 and 9?
Mibahlzitch
12/28/22 11:37:37 PM
#36
Huge surprise since normal people paid a lot of money to watch them and it's only salty nerds who really hate them.

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TopicHooters is shutting down and rebranding since millennials aren't that into boobs
Mibahlzitch
12/28/22 3:55:23 PM
#22
Hambo posted...
Tootsies. The seats are below ground level so you can see the wait staff's bare feet while you dine.
Ok now we're talking

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TopicHooters is shutting down and rebranding since millennials aren't that into boobs
Mibahlzitch
12/28/22 3:50:42 PM
#15
Hambo posted...
Coming soon: Dumpers
I'd prefer Feet.

And yet even I am not sure I would eat at a restaurant with that name..


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TopicAndrew Tate tried to mock Greta Thunberg. Gets slapped back. #HowDareYou!
Mibahlzitch
12/28/22 2:14:01 PM
#70
tsup-tsup posted...
liberal media darling Greta Thurnberg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/4/AAEl66AAD_fy.jpg

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TopicBill Cosby planning to tour in 2023
Mibahlzitch
12/28/22 2:01:49 PM
#16
TheGoldenEel posted...
Lol who is going to book Bill fucking Cosby in 2023
Double bill with Dave Chappelle

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TopicIt's time: the 2022 Best CE'er Tournament Nomination Topic - $200 prize.
Mibahlzitch
12/27/22 6:34:15 PM
#72
Do we really need Scotty, Hoth and DBIndider? They're either all the same person or they might as well be.

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TopicThe DEFINITIVE Best Square Enix Games of All Time
Mibahlzitch
12/26/22 1:14:36 PM
#2
Well since this is clearly a joke topic I guess there's no point in making suggestions

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Topicbecome a billionaire and you can snag a woman that looks like this
Mibahlzitch
12/26/22 1:11:16 PM
#51
I'm definitely at least somewhat of a hypocrite because I'd be insulting Trump or McConnell's ugly ugly face but it just gives me a weird vibe to take some rando and just rip them a new one

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Topic"Well now I wanna see this series" is not an offensive statement.
Mibahlzitch
12/26/22 12:57:03 AM
#5
Guess we will never know since you've decided to be super vague about it.

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TopicITT: My dog wearing the FUCK out of her adorable pink vest
Mibahlzitch
12/24/22 3:49:24 PM
#26
SiO4 posted...
At first I thought it was funny, but now it just looks like they're.....Pandering.
That comment almost bamboozled me

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TopicThe writing in DBZ was not that good. (spoilers)
Mibahlzitch
12/24/22 1:33:28 AM
#36
Back_Stabbath posted...
they just move really fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2jgfMNmzUA
Hilarious and kind of awesome. Although I noticed at three minutes he said he was going to give it an extra two minutes..so they clearly could have run that even a bit slower.

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TopicWho is your favorite female party member from Final Fantasy 4-6?
Mibahlzitch
12/23/22 10:51:41 PM
#4
Celes is cool

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TopicThe writing in DBZ was not that good. (spoilers)
Mibahlzitch
12/23/22 10:48:36 PM
#20
cjsdowg posted...
Heck the Saiyan's were said the be so strong and about to take over world after world. However freaking Krillin would be able to take on most of their them by Namek .
Believe it or not Krillin is just that much of a badass

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TopicWhy do people hate Brie Larson, again?
Mibahlzitch
12/23/22 11:15:18 AM
#48
Oh in this topic her feet not being hot to you is the most important thing but in other topics taking about feet makes me a weirdo

I SEE

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TopicHypothetically, you discover that your significant other's dad is a billionaire
Mibahlzitch
12/18/22 4:52:11 PM
#10
No change. Love and money? Sounds good to me.

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TopicWhat does JK Rollings get out of going after Trans people.
Mibahlzitch
12/18/22 12:10:49 PM
#51
She's entered the spite portion of a downward radicalism mental slide where she now says awful things more and more quickly and deliberately because people are daring to get mad at her for saying the previous awful thing.

This sort of mental feedback loop starts with being surprised to get blowback for one or two genuine bad opinions, then there's a brief defense period where we get to examine the bad opinions in more detail. Then we reach the step she's on. The next step is the one where she picks up a bunch of other terrible opinions like hating Jewish people or believing the Earth is flat or starts retweeting white supremacists because they are the only ones who don't start hating on her terrible opinions so stay tuned.

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