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TopicBaby mauled by family's FIVE pit bulls, father charged
Thud
03/11/23 12:45:16 PM
#107
GranolaPanic posted...
And that picture pretty much confirmed it because I know PoundGarden used it all the time.

LMFAO, yes, I'm sure he was the only person to ever use the Goodfellas meme.

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TopicBaby mauled by family's FIVE pit bulls, father charged
Thud
03/11/23 12:40:32 PM
#105
GranolaPanic posted...
Stop it. I care about the victims of every dog attack

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAfbtgAAERFn.jpg

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TopicBaby mauled by family's FIVE pit bulls, father charged
Thud
03/11/23 12:16:35 PM
#103
GranolaPanic posted...
Can you try to have a reasonable discussion about this subject and not post pointless memes?

It's literally impossible to have a reasonable discussion with someone who cares more about a dangerous and wholly unnecessary breed of dog than they do about a literal baby being torn apart. Therefore, I reiterate:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/8/AAe3REAAEBZG.jpg

That's the only thing you're saying and the only thing people who are tired of daily mailings by these hideous monsters hear.

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TopicWhat is the proper name for a group of Karens?
Thud
03/11/23 12:10:51 PM
#2
A c***gregation

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TopicBaby mauled by family's FIVE pit bulls, father charged
Thud
03/11/23 12:09:57 PM
#98
GranolaPanic posted...
You understand that other breeds were bred for blood sports, right? It wasnt only Pitbulls.

They dont need to be extinct. They only need strong regulations on ownership, training, proper breeding and accountability if theres a violent incident.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/8/AAe3REAAEBZG.jpg

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TopicBaby mauled by family's FIVE pit bulls, father charged
Thud
03/11/23 11:28:25 AM
#77
GranolaPanic posted...
Do you feel this way about Rottweilers that do the same thing?

https://au.news.yahoo.com/horrifying-details-emerge-of-babys-fatal-mauling-by-rottweilers-000423043.html

https://www.newsweek.com/10-month-old-baby-attacked-killed-familys-two-rottweilers-1595108

I dont want to report on these tragedies, but its for perspective. Pitbulls arent the only breed that attack and kill children. But people act like they are.

Start showing proof of daily Rottweiler attacks and I'll be won over. Also pitbulls are far far more common, but you know that.

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TopicBaby mauled by family's FIVE pit bulls, father charged
Thud
03/11/23 11:07:11 AM
#66
Bloodmoon77 posted...
Can we seriously stop these topics this shit is literally depressing to see on the daily

Can we seriously stop hand waving babies and the community in general being torn apart by these disgusting things and actually do something about it shit is literally depressing to see on the daily.

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TopicBaby mauled by family's FIVE pit bulls, father charged
Thud
03/11/23 12:50:18 AM
#26
A_Good_Boy posted...
What's going on where a stranger is rescuing the baby and not the father? Where were this kid's parents at?

Probably "rescuing" another pitbull

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TopicThose of you here who don't plan on having kids, are you concerned there won't
Thud
03/11/23 12:45:56 AM
#30
No. I'm going to hire a pretty Haitian girl to take care of me. Which I can easily afford...because I didn't waste all my money on kids

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Topic11-year-old poured bleach into teacher's coffee cup
Thud
03/10/23 6:28:13 PM
#67
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/9/AAfbtgAAEQ8H.jpg

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TopicMitch McConnell hospitalized following a fall
Thud
03/09/23 10:02:49 PM
#46
jumi posted...
Biden out here ROASTING this man.

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1633886616514367488?t=EBSuDXrVgZeMNIz6wyWa7A&s=09

"We look forward to seeing him back on the Senate floor."

Not funny. Mitch should not take that lying down. He should stand up to this kind of bullying. We should all be more conscious.

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TopicTennessee House passes bill gutting marriage equality
Thud
03/09/23 6:21:18 PM
#41
WW3 is around the corner, but oh shit is that two fellers kissing? Can't have that!

This clown ass counrty man...

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TopicAngers me that Apple absolutely refuses to support the webm format.
Thud
03/08/23 3:41:01 PM
#16
Stop buying apples garbage and you won't have these problems

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TopicBig Jim Cornette says he thinks video games sound like scams
Thud
03/08/23 10:56:05 AM
#10
Did everyone in the US just forget what a scam actually is or are we changing the meaning of the word? Fucking staggering how many people don't know what a scam is

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TopicGood lord people who work doordash are the worst.
Thud
03/07/23 8:00:25 PM
#55
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Then buy a car, duh

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TopicGood lord people who work doordash are the worst.
Thud
03/07/23 7:59:07 PM
#53
Slayer_22 posted...
Trust me, it was. I was staring at the time while I was speaking to the other customer. It was a 5 minute and 23 second phone call, he came in about 2:56 of the way through it.

This isn't the first situation where I've had food service drivers complain about us not serving them quickly.

7/10 times, they will legitimately cut in line, walk up to the counter with their phone facing me and expect me to immediately stop serving the customer I'm currently working with, and both read their phone and grab their order.

Most of the time they don't even know their person who ordered's name. So they just expect me to find the name on their phone, find the order, grab the pizza, then hand it to them while I'm serving another customer.

Ffs, I've had people rush up to the counter, phone already in hand facing the counter, WHILE IM IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING PIZZAS, and them yell 'DOORDASH/UBER EATS' and I have to explain to them to be patient and wait a moment as I'm currently in the middle of making an order.

This isn't to say every driver is like that. 3/10 of the time I get the extremely professional ones that come in with hot bags, know the customer's name, have a pleasant conversation with, and they leave extremely quickly. They're usually patient, and know exactly what they're doing.

Edit: sometimes I've had drivers come like 10 minutes before the order is even cooking and expect me to materialize the pizza out of mid air. It's absurd.

That actually does sound horrible and I'm sorry I said what I said. I can actually relate to this.

You see, I work at Pizza Hut as a manager, for context. Okay, so I'm training someone new. They are cutting pizzas and putting them away, I get a call. It's a complaint about our online services.

I told the new girl to just focus on cutting pizzas and putting them away for now, she's still learning. It's only been a week since she was hired and she's still getting the hang of everything(and has a lighter schedule thus less to learn).

Okay, I'm dealing with the phone and a customer comes in. The new girl cuts a pizza and puts it away in front of the customer, he says something and she says that someone will be right with him, and went to go do the same to more pizzas, since it was fairly busy. I finish up the call about 2 minutes later and get to the front.

I ask if the customer is picking up, he is. It's for Doordash.

When I give him the pizza he says 'she could have just given me the pizza'. I asked him to repeat it, because he kinda mumbled it. He said 'she could have given me the order instead of walking away'.

I told him she was busy, which she was, and she didn't really have ability to do so, she had to go cut more pizzas. He said she still should have done it, it would have taken 'seconds'.

I told him that, unfortunately, she was unable to. Then he says 'I had to wait here for too long. You know how little we make on deliveries?" And my first thought was, if you don't like it, get another job

I told him there is nothing I could have done, sorry, etc. He complained about how bad the service was then walked out.

I can't stand these food delivery service people. I really can't.

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TopicCredit where it's due. New admin seems to be doing well.
Thud
03/07/23 7:51:24 PM
#5
Imagine caring this much about a goofy ass dead website

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TopicGood lord people who work doordash are the worst.
Thud
03/06/23 2:12:18 AM
#2
Jesus christ, it's just pizza. Who the fuck takes a pizza job this seriously, get over yourself

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TopicHas Anyone Been Watching the Alex Murdaugh Trial?
Thud
03/02/23 7:19:35 PM
#80
Nope. I find true crime/murder porn disgusting.

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Topic6 year old boy given to crazy mom by CPS. He is later found dead
Thud
03/02/23 6:53:45 PM
#9
Prismsblade posted...
It doesn't take very much time resources or common sense for a individual to research somebody and deem them unstable vs somebody else.

They were just lazy, incompetent, and bias towards the mother as usual.

Yes....yes it absolutely does. Don't know about you, but I sure don't want to live in a society where one can be deemed insane/unfit as a parent without a very thorough process.

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TopicGetting a PhD is unlikely, CS is too hard though...What else can you really
Thud
03/01/23 7:50:08 PM
#35
Become a high and manwhore. Really if you are smart about it you should only have to bang out a few wealthy old broads and you're set

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TopicWoody Harrelson goes on weird anti-vax rant on SNL
Thud
02/28/23 8:27:52 PM
#34
lolife67 posted...
Well those businesses that lost money include Disney, NFL, NBA, etc. Companies that absolutely would NOT willingly give up those profits just to scam the general population into getting vaccinated. The idea the pandemic and subsequent vaccines were just a money grab is ridiculous.

No no, see they were in on it too and got some of that OBUMMER and Bill Microsoft hush money to offset the lost revenue.

wAkE uP sHeEpLe

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Topicwhy does unnatural hair colors trigger the absolute fuck out of republicans
Thud
02/28/23 12:29:18 PM
#38
ThisIsAKnoife posted...
Yea this. Add in tattoos, short hair, gauges, etc. Basically if they arent a fit blonde / brunette covered in makeup.

Bonus points for fit / thin women with any of the above. Youre so pretty why would you do that to your hair/body?? Barf

In fairness, gauges are really, really fucking stupid

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TopicMigrant children work brutal jobs across the US
Thud
02/27/23 8:10:41 AM
#33
I fucking love Lucky Charms. Thanks lil worker dudes!

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TopicI'm back after spending 40 days in jail, please DO NOT AMA
Thud
02/26/23 8:16:35 PM
#40
Did you have to tongue punch the ol fart box?

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TopicWhat are some hobbies a guy can have that girls won't think is geeky?
Thud
02/25/23 11:37:30 PM
#45
Weaving baskets

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TopicReplace a word in a movie/show title with TRUMP
Thud
02/25/23 10:46:37 PM
#10
Trump Goes to Jail

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TopicWhy are pitbull so important to keep around ?
Thud
02/25/23 10:41:02 PM
#8
Because they are very effective toddler deterrents

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Topic"President of the United States" is worst thing Jimmy Carter did
Thud
02/25/23 1:36:45 PM
#21
SiO4 posted...
He has been peddling Peanuts for decades.
They could kill me. Why should I trust him?

He got Hank and Cotton to agree that they both prefer to exist in a universe where the other is not obliterated. And on Christmas. That's huge.
TopicWho is the worst moderator?
Thud
02/25/23 1:32:32 PM
#59
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/6/AAfbtgAAEN74.jpg
TopicBritish soldier fighting for Ukraine arrested for Cartoon Porn.
Thud
02/25/23 10:20:59 AM
#2
You say that as if we're supposed to feel bad for someone who fantasizes about banging out children...?
Topic....It's just retail....
Thud
02/23/23 11:32:06 PM
#9
SiO4 posted...
Ya, sorry. I was actually hiding in the bathroom at that point.
Long story short, I busted ass on register all day, all while they are building shelves to and the nose was so loud I could barely talk to the consumers. At some point I could feel it in my ears.
Mind you I dealing with people buying Alcohol in a shop that runs the gambit...price and quality-wise.
There are four registers available, and I was effectively alone for most of the time.

That I could and did get through.
I kicked ass at it. And the people like me.

But then I got told to go fix shit on the floor that other people that didn't have to deal with the general public all day could have been doing. ...Stating...it's dead for the next couple of hours, that she be 100%

Like fuck off. I earned my keep today, and I probably would have done it anyway..I just don't need to be talked to like that after dealing with people no stop all day...for shit money.

All that aside, I still do hate that phrase....It's only Retail, and I find it degrading to everyone involved, including the owners.

The night end well, but it was frustrating for a bit there.

The state of our youths work ethic
TopicWhats the first thing you do when youbget to work?
Thud
02/23/23 10:01:56 AM
#24
Give birth to a room clearing fart to assert my dominance
TopicOhio woman killed by FAMILY pit bull as she was bringing it out for a walk
Thud
02/22/23 9:00:47 PM
#12
"Wow, crazy how so many of these wonderful loving dogs end up with bad owners!" - pitbull advocate every single time
TopicNews reporter shot...while covering another shooting
Thud
02/22/23 8:50:49 PM
#1
https://share.newsbreak.com/34v5rli1

The most American thing I've read today wtf
TopicI don't think my body can handle being a cop much longer lol
Thud
02/22/23 12:26:00 PM
#24
Quit and do something meaningful and productive with your life instead of jackbooting
TopicBoogie2988: The YouTuber who lost it all. New 30 minute video
Thud
02/21/23 7:17:05 PM
#19
billcom6 posted...
Dude is so full of himself lol

And ham, too. I bet he has a ham hock in his fridge at all times that he eats like an apple
TopicWhats the yummiest Applebee's cocktail? [HELP]
Thud
02/19/23 7:02:10 PM
#10
Just keep ordering blowjobs (it's a drink) and laughing and winking every time. You'll be fine.
TopicCop charged with murder after doing 95mph in a 25mph and killing a kid
Thud
02/18/23 4:59:10 PM
#18
ALL cops
TopicBest part of having my own house is that if I want to crank up my sound system
Thud
02/15/23 10:03:26 PM
#3
Shirt dicking it is pretty sweet too
TopicRib cap vs. filet mignon.
Thud
02/15/23 5:48:36 PM
#5
Picahna. I recently discovered the cut and holy shit it is amazing

TopicI need money
Thud
02/15/23 5:44:37 PM
#10
Sleep with 100 fat chicks for $100 each.

Or one really fat one for $10,000
TopicThe Big Red boots will officially go on sale Thursday. Will you buy it?
Thud
02/13/23 5:22:32 PM
#6
A_Good_Boy posted...
Those are the most stupid shoes I've ever seen and I can't believe people are buying them. Out of all the cartoon apparel out there there, why are people trying to stomp around looking like Astro Boy?

Because shoe culture is really, really stupid
TopicNORAD head won't rule out Aliens in mysterious object shot down over Canada
Thud
02/13/23 11:22:13 AM
#39
"What is that thing? Could be aliens?"

"Fuck em, blow it up!"

Peak America lmao
TopicNORAD head won't rule out Aliens in mysterious object shot down over Canada
Thud
02/13/23 6:48:18 AM
#14
Ratchetrockon posted...
i really hope they are aliens and not chinese drones

I don't, because that means we just blew up at least three of their homies for like no reason
TopicJohn Cena spotted rocking short skirt, thigh-highs and heels
Thud
02/10/23 11:39:57 PM
#19
Just when think you've seen everything that could possibly turn you on
TopicWhat would you order from a Seinfeld themed restaurant?
Thud
02/10/23 11:36:30 PM
#51
A raw uncooked onion and one eclair with a single bite already taken out of it.
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