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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
InTheEyesOfFire
03/24/23 5:55:59 PM
#4
Performing surgery with a fork and knife!

But I cleaned them with my napkin!

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TopicWhat do you see when you look in the mirror?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/24/23 5:02:47 PM
#5
I see pride. I see power.

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TopicHow do you explain the Saturn getting obliterated by the PS1?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/24/23 4:33:59 PM
#14
DKBananaSlamma posted...
because they literally unveiled the console at E3 and said "And it"s available RIGHT NOW!" but didn't give consumers time to budget for it, and time for 3rd party devs to even know it exists, much less make a game for it lol.


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TopicYou guys remember 3 Ninjas? You know. 3 Ninjas!
InTheEyesOfFire
03/24/23 1:48:24 PM
#9
Die Yuppie Scum

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Topic100k but you can never drink coffee again
InTheEyesOfFire
03/24/23 1:40:26 PM
#39
No problemo.

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TopicLet's get day drunk and listen to some punk rock.
InTheEyesOfFire
03/24/23 1:36:56 PM
#16
https://youtu.be/T9aEn1uITtM

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TopicBeautiful Asses: Assdor
InTheEyesOfFire
03/24/23 11:06:06 AM
#417
GameboyTroy posted...
What's her name?


I wish I knew, found her on some random booty forum.

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TopicSeth Rogan doesn't want kids because being a parent 'does not sound fun'
InTheEyesOfFire
03/24/23 7:34:03 AM
#36
Greenfox111 posted...
Who cares

People who have kids seem to care for some reason.

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TopicWhat is the STRANGEST movie you've seen?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/23/23 11:44:07 PM
#111
Audition. Mostly just the end came out of nowhere. Killer movie though

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TopicBeautiful Asses: Assdor
InTheEyesOfFire
03/23/23 7:36:13 PM
#415
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/9/AAPzE7AAETxN.jpg

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TopicWtf a few kids ran by my front door and banged on it really hard
InTheEyesOfFire
03/23/23 7:35:29 PM
#28
Dakimakura posted...
Release the pitbulls


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TopicDo you like the band The All American Rejects?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/23/23 11:32:53 AM
#7
Nope.

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TopicIf you could fuck one celebrity, who would it be? >_>
InTheEyesOfFire
03/23/23 8:54:15 AM
#114
Helena.

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TopicFor England
InTheEyesOfFire
03/22/23 6:49:11 PM
#3
Tastes like like strawberries.

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TopicI wear a mean pair of shades...
InTheEyesOfFire
03/22/23 6:43:36 PM
#5
But do you wear them at night?

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TopicIs there a nickname for these kind of boobs?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/22/23 2:35:01 AM
#13
Mournful, she has mournful tits.

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TopicHas there ever been a case where two serial killers chose each other as victims?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/22/23 1:38:04 AM
#10
Seven Psychopaths had that couple who hunted serial killers. Honestly a movie on that plot line would have been interesting.

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TopicWaitress angry at only getting a $70 tip from Europeans.
InTheEyesOfFire
03/22/23 1:32:59 AM
#29
Foppe posted...
Be happy that they tipped at all.

This actually makes me laugh, for some reason I have an image in my head of them being all Yeah! Were Americans! Tip! and they give a thumbs up to the camera.

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TopicDo you like another other M. Night Shyamalan movies besides sixth sense?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/21/23 8:00:08 PM
#17
Unbreakable is his best flick.

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TopicIn movies they constantly just go to roof tops of large buildings
InTheEyesOfFire
03/21/23 3:22:33 PM
#18
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The trick is to run off the wall next to it and do a backflip and that somehow makes you in the perfect position to grab the ladder.

Stride, stride, stride execute!

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TopicIf Hank Hill didn't bathe he would be
InTheEyesOfFire
03/21/23 3:19:21 PM
#11
If he was a tough guy in prison hed be Shank Hill.

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TopicMy parents and I stayed at a hotel once and guys were playing MTG in the lobby.
InTheEyesOfFire
03/21/23 2:01:06 PM
#3
Think of the smell

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TopicWelcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger. The Sequel.
InTheEyesOfFire
03/21/23 10:37:47 AM
#7
Gamespoht posted...
Welcome to the good burger
Home of the good burger
Can i take your order?

More nostalgia bait from the late 90s, these dudes are in their 40s now so I wonder how that's gonna play a part

Maybe theyre executives at Good Burger now? Ehh who am I kidding

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TopicOutside of death or forgetting, do you think you'll ever intentionally leave...
InTheEyesOfFire
03/21/23 10:26:49 AM
#28
Eh, not likely.

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TopicIts kinda weird that Arnold has a canonically football shaped head
InTheEyesOfFire
03/21/23 7:42:08 AM
#7
And yet nobody mentions Sids dicknose.

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TopicBeautiful Asses: Assdor
InTheEyesOfFire
03/21/23 1:27:10 AM
#401
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/6/AAPzE7AAETOU.jpg

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TopicHave you ever claimed to be gay as a prank?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/20/23 8:25:59 PM
#16
Norman_Smiley posted...
i once sucked off 37 guys and then told them all i was actually straight and it was just a prank. Should have seen the look in their eyes!

37!? In a row?

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TopicHave you ever broken one of your bones?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/20/23 5:12:07 PM
#13
GranTurismo posted...
how, though?

Wrestling with some other kids at a school I was at with my dad. He was participating in a Tae Kwon Do tournament. A kid tripped me and I fell on that flooring that covers pretty much every high school floor in America.

Crazy thing is I set it back in place right there obviously not knowing what would happen being 10 and all. Hindsight though, Im glad I did.

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TopicHave you ever broken one of your bones?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/20/23 4:54:17 PM
#6
Radius and Ulna at the same time. Shit sucked.

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TopicWhat's the best pasta?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/20/23 2:29:21 PM
#7
Penne

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TopicITT: a picture of a hairy pussy
InTheEyesOfFire
03/20/23 12:27:31 PM
#13
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/9/AAPzE7AAETF7.jpg

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TopicWhat's the easiest game that you've ever Platinumed?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/19/23 2:33:21 PM
#22
Elden Ring was pretty easy.

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TopicBeautiful Asses: Assdor
InTheEyesOfFire
03/19/23 1:29:59 PM
#390
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/5/AAPzE7AAES67.jpg

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TopicI know next to nothing about Ireland and it's history. Is Irish nationalism good
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 6:58:54 PM
#31
FaultyCircuitry posted...
I'm not speaking geographically. Northern Ireland is Ireland. Every moment the British occupy Northern Ireland is a moment of British aggression against Ireland.


Ah I get ya. And definitely agree.

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TopicI know next to nothing about Ireland and it's history. Is Irish nationalism good
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 6:24:18 PM
#26
FaultyCircuitry posted...
It is.

Oh Im not debating geographies or anything, but to some folks they get quite upset about that still.

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TopicI know next to nothing about Ireland and it's history. Is Irish nationalism good
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 6:19:17 PM
#23
Just dont say North Ireland is Ireland.

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TopicWhat Resident Evil should be remade next?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 4:56:44 PM
#22
Irony posted...
It was literally just remade

Ha, shows how much I pay attention to releases these days.

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TopicWhat Resident Evil should be remade next?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 4:54:49 PM
#19
Sega should take a hint and maybe revive House of the Dead.

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TopicFastest way to tell if someone is broke?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 4:49:05 PM
#14
Supersex420 posted...
I just don't get the point of decoding if someone is broke or not

Classism is my only guess

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TopicFastest way to tell if someone is broke?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 4:47:36 PM
#12
Perhaps some folks dont put all their worth in cars and clothes.

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TopicThe Cure sticking it to Ticketmaster
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 3:49:40 PM
#31
He should roshambo them for their bullshit.

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TopicPutin officially under arrest for war crimes
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 12:17:29 PM
#32
NoxObscuras posted...
Topic title made it sound like he was already in custody, which would have been great...


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TopicDid you own a Sony Walkman of any kind?
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 12:15:18 PM
#12
I had a discman. My dad had the og Walkman and would never let me use it

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TopicHorror films are great. Here are some horror films that I have seen.
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 12:06:38 PM
#24
I also want to add The People Under the Stairs. Man I just really enjoy that one.

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TopicHorror films are great. Here are some horror films that I have seen.
InTheEyesOfFire
03/17/23 7:30:51 AM
#6
Hardware is a cyberpunk/slasher thats pretty fun, awesome soundtrack too.

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TopicStop fucking around and finish that rpg you put 60 hours in and dropped
InTheEyesOfFire
03/16/23 7:26:29 PM
#10
I got so far into Chained Echoes and then GE released again.

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