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indica posted...

The release of Pokemon GO increased game-related accidents by 26.5%.
During the first 5 months of its release, damages over $25.5 million had occurred. 2 deaths were also reported to have taken place while the individuals were playing Pokemon GO.

I remember driving halfway into the breakdown lane and going slow enough to capture a pokemon without getting off the freeway.

Medussa posted...

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN

oh, only one person in a million would find that funny.

yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio

(also, is this joke itself a dennis miller ratio joke yet? all three of the references are decades old by now) (also also, i hate that this episode is marred by a random, pointless slur. why, fox; why?)

Dennis Miller was the Tigris and Euphrates of Messopotamin references.

indica posted...

A single dollar bill costs 5 cents to make.

On the other hand, the Mint spent 2.1 cents to make and distribute each Lincoln cent. The Mint's cost for each Jefferson nickel was 8.52 cents.

Thats why we mint coins out of zinc now.

Kitt posted...

My children need wine!

I say this every time someone brings up the French.

I can ride a bike again!

HylianFox posted...

They reused this?

For some reason Bart's "So I says to Mabel, I says..." cracks me up way more than it should

Maybe my brain overwrote who was saying the line. Youre probably right.

Some folkll never eat a skunk,
and then, again, some folkll.

Like Cletus, the slack jawed yokel.

I can see my house from here.

Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!

Nelson (to bullies): So I says to Mabel, Mabel, why di-

*adult walks into the room*

Nelson: Yeah, so I just started whaling on the nerd.

Femboy Hooters waitresses

Roy Wood Jr.

Shes So Heavy

He was trying to get you to invite your mom over so he could try to become your stepdaddy.

TaylorHeinicke posted...

Nothing sexual about a letter and a bunch of asterisks.

The legal definition of pornography

1. is contains gratuitous sex and nudity, and
2. has no artistic merit.

Technically those ASCII boobies are porn.

FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted...

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Solar_Crimson posted...

And yet, the feet topic is still around and gradually approaching 500 posts.

Theres nothing sexy about feet.

MrMelodramatic posted...

Ya Id let Sabrina explain anything to me

That was Clarissa.

Obviously the general public cant be trusted with jetpacks.

Well probably just end up with Futurama tubes.

Desantis is term limited.

Someone needs to smack that stupid mfer in the head with a geometry textbook.

Noname12 posted...

Somebody posts pics because I cant yet

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Are you better off than you were four years ago?

Hint: If the answer is no youre lying.

Meet the Feebles will change your life.

Better than the NFL

Noumas posted...

I still think shag carpeting is way better than anything else. Sure its a bitch to clean but its just so much more comfortable than hardwood floors and ceramic tiles

All carpeting is just gross.

Write in red pen all over my perfect homework. If I want suggestions on my writing Ill ask an AI not someone who makes $23k a year.

She said youre ugly and shes hot.

Yes although they should also get loadjacked.

Why sniff the seat when you can smell the whole thing?

Lets just hope when the robots rise up they go after the AI.

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Trapster
aka Paste Pot Pete

amazeballs

Ask her if you xan have a hall pass for Pedro Pascal. Tell her that you picked him first so shes not allowed to fuck him.

I was leaving work and thinking that I was kind of hungry but I didnt have time to stop. So not a great day.

Then a friend walks by and says they gave me one to many fajita tacos. Here.

It was a really good taco. Day is a solid 7 now.

I pull a reverse Klinger and get myself sent to boot camp with the ladies. Wacky shennanigans ensue.

Maybe Im old fashioned but back in my day a wrestler would just bash your head with a 2 x 4. And we liked it.

what happened to Chun Li wardrobe malfunction

I shoot the wizard.

Could have been worse.

You could have eaten Taco Bell for lunch then announced to the office afterward with a series of tremendous, explosive sharts.

Starks posted...

When the rocket doesn't cost a billion dollars like the govt one, you can afford to repeatedly do tests like this.

We probably shouldnt just be firing bullshit into LEO but whatevs.

Acting like Elon Musk is just some guy who generally takes a measured, reasonable response to a problem is a bit of a stretch.

Lil_Bit83 posted...

Your dogs organize your shoes? Those are some damn smart dogs.

Its a very flat organizational style where they smell them and leave them in what I presume is a pile sorted by smelliness. Because they always end up bringing one of my stinky slippers to bed.

ZannoL posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTziDCEOvbk

He broke in, borrowed socks, used the restroom, paced her house, organized shoes, and then started sniffing her....

He later turned himself in.

Meh. My dogs do all of this every night.

Evil_Nice_Guy posted...

Sometimes I don't know who's worse: satan worshippers or Christians who are pieces of shit. At least satan worshippers don't hide who they are.

So satan worshipers are automaticaly pieces of shit?

Whats the old saying the spaceship that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

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LinkPizza posted...

So, they just hang around all day and dont do anything?

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