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AmericaTheBrave
04/21/23 10:39:53 AM
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It would help with missing children cases.

You could even turn it into a fun ceremony for when they turn 13 and have the chip removed. A chip mitzvah.

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Prismsblade
04/21/23 10:42:31 AM
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Why a microchip when tracking bracelets would probabaly make a hell of alot more sense.

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R1masher
04/21/23 10:45:09 AM
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chipceaera

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Mistere_Man
04/21/23 10:47:57 AM
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Prismsblade posted...
Why a microchip when tracking bracelets would probabaly make a hell of alot more sense.
Kidnappers could easily remove those.

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COVxy
04/21/23 10:48:45 AM
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Then I can get them their own individual feeding bowls and there would be less fights around the dinner table!

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AmericaTheBrave
04/21/23 10:50:06 AM
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COVxy posted...
Then I can get them their own individual feeding bowls and there would be less fights around the dinner table!

Do your children eat from the same plate?

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Bigpapaplut
04/21/23 10:51:10 AM
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Don't forget deworming and getting em fixed

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COVxy
04/21/23 10:52:57 AM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Do your children eat from the same plate?

No but they are open plates, can steal from each other.

Could get them some of these, problem solved:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/9/AAZt-XAAEZ4J.jpg

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specialkid8
04/21/23 10:57:18 AM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
You could even turn it into a fun ceremony for when they turn 13 and have the chip removed. A chip mitzvah.
Why get it removed? Everyone should be chipped. People are kidnapped or go missing all the time. It would also help with tracking down criminals. Everyone being locatable would save countless lives.


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AmericaTheBrave
04/21/23 12:40:39 PM
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bump

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AmericaTheBrave
04/22/23 11:52:46 AM
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This is a dynamite idea.

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tripleh213
04/22/23 11:53:31 AM
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Wasnt that a Black Mirror episode?

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Lil_Bit83
04/22/23 11:55:24 AM
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I don't even microchip my pets. Why would I ever microchip my kid? That leaves me open to being microchipped against my will "for my own good" too.

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Lil_Bit83
04/22/23 11:56:32 AM
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COVxy posted...
Then I can get them their own individual feeding bowls and there would be less fights around the dinner table!
Lol

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Mistere_Man
04/22/23 2:59:17 PM
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This is Bob Bark reminding you, help control the dumbass population, have your kids spayed or neutered.

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thronedfire2
04/22/23 3:00:11 PM
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those microchips don't even have GPS so not really any point

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Pepys_Monster
04/22/23 3:27:24 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Kidnappers could easily remove those.
Spoilers: A kidnapper would remove the microchip, and probably crudely, with a knife if it was essential to being able to kidnap.

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divot1338
04/22/23 3:30:23 PM
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Yes although they should also get loadjacked.

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DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 3:31:17 PM
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Children should be on a leash until they're 14

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BuffaloRider
04/22/23 3:47:50 PM
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Only if it would be used by big companies in order to make ads more relevant to them.

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Sheiky-Baby
04/22/23 3:49:44 PM
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I think they would be beneficial for people with alzheimer's.

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Mistere_Man
04/22/23 8:55:14 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Spoilers: A kidnapper would remove the microchip, and probably crudely, with a knife if it was essential to being able to kidnap.

True, but that takes time and knowledge of where it is located. A bracelet they can just grab and throw.

Also I am not saying this is a good idea, just that a bracelet one would be too easy to ditch.

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VampireCoyote
04/22/23 8:56:43 PM
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Not really any downsides to it and it might reduce trafficking

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Imit8m3
04/22/23 8:58:43 PM
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Should this topic be deleted and TC be suspended?

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Irony
04/22/23 8:59:31 PM
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rexcrk
04/22/23 9:10:00 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
This is a dynamite idea.
If it was, you wouldnt have had to bump the topic.

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Cuticrusader09
04/22/23 9:40:24 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
It would help with missing children cases.

You could even turn it into a fun ceremony for when they turn 13 and have the chip removed. A chip mitzvah.

Why would you remove it? Girls get trafficked.
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runewalshPSiv
04/22/23 9:42:23 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Why get it removed? Everyone should be chipped. People are kidnapped or go missing all the time. It would also help with tracking down criminals. Everyone being locatable would save countless lives.

How about no.

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specialkid8
04/22/23 9:48:08 PM
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runewalshPSiv posted...
How about no.
But why? And "Something something dystopian hellscape" is not an answer. The real world is not 1984.

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runewalshPSiv
04/22/23 9:59:39 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
But why? And "Something something dystopian hellscape" is not an answer. The real world is not 1984.

The government and/or police dont need to know what I'm doing 24/7.

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AmericaTheBrave
04/22/23 10:07:35 PM
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rexcrk posted...
If it was, you wouldnt have had to bump the topic.

Different times of the day on CE have different crowds.

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