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Melania was not as hard as the two knights guarding the Grace point

Muscles posted...

It's called a hard magic system where magic works more like a science instead of actual magic. Personally I like soft magic systems better because of that. I want magic to be magic, not otherworldly science.

I can accept soft magic if they would explain HOW they do anything. I mean, in old DnD books the descriptions for many priest/cleric spells were ok, you're beseeching a god to do something

But wizards? What... do you just, like, THINK hard and it works?

To put it another way: If you were on the Holodeck playing as a wizard, how would the HOLODECK know what do to?

What if there was a "hard" high fantasy. Kinda like what The Witcher is trying to do, but even harder with the realism

life good

Count_Drachma posted...

Or, you know, work for a living and then also use the internet outside of work. Especially since collaboration software tends to be on the cloud now, so even if you're updating a spreadsheet, you're online.

That's not usually what the phrase means. You can be online even more as a result of work or usage, but Terminally Online usually refers to the conspiracy peeps

DirtBasedSoap posted...

what does terminally online mean? someone who calls you out on your bs?

people who spend 10+ hours a day refreshing their conspiracy reddit pages

Use the space bar

Police can't even arrest an animal properly

https://www.insideedition.com/beloved-pet-emu-killed-by-arizona-sheriffs-deputies-while-attempting-to-put-it-in-the-back-of-a-cop

National Enquirer is like "is Biden too old to be President?"

I'm like... dude, cover the 5G zombie apocalypse! It's just as stupid, but at least it's relevantly stupid

*lives underground*

why do cougars lack hips? Is there a correlation between cougarhood and lack of bootylicious?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/3/AADnJsAAE511.jpg

Am i the normal?

I'm not getting anything done, but I keep finding random ass bosses

Yes, LESS than 0.5 A presses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFx7woWkZbc

If it were a true democracy, the only way to insurrect would be to self-harm

> Is it even worth it to clean an apartment before moving?

Pride?

ask them nicely and give wine

So...

Where do I go in Elden Ring?

I haven't found Volcano Manor, and the only place I haven't explored is the Capital building

I'm back.

We did have nice lasagna, but we watched Moana. I haven't had tv in like 15 years (and I don't pirate) so I haven't seen it (or hundreds of other things) so it was a nice time.

Mum had to stop the movie to pee cuz she laughed so hard at that dang chicken :D

I hate when politicians try to appeal to the 'working class' since I'm well below the working class and they think landlords are part of the working class

cuties!

My pets are significantly tinier

Metalsonic66 posted...

Dialog?

idk if there's dialog in the Tony Hawk, I just mean in general

The biggest bloater of file size, though, is dialogue in multiple languages

streamofthesky posted...

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-01/croc-sex-frenzy-rockhampton-chinook-helicopter-aphrodisiac/102914902

"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" just hits different now

noice

EvilResident posted...

Damn its over 22 fucking gb

seems a bit much, no?

seems about standard for games with 2156p or whatever is the new HD

There's that colonoscopy juice you could drink (umm.... phrasing)

It's basically water with nothing but electrolytes in it, it cleans you out

America, Fuck Yeah!

https://www.klkntv.com/man-accidentally-shot-child-while-officiating-wedding-near-lincoln-deputy-says/

But you're kinda busy, so you just hire a guy to hit them

What could go wrong?

Spank the Tank

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gunna go over to my parents and have lasagna and play yahtzee

Oh yeeeeah

mum even phoned me this morning and did the whole City Slickers phone call routine :D

Bane posted...

The show gives the impression that anything sharp can cut him

He doesn't handle insults very well

ParanoidObsessive posted...

I'd probably call up some nature spirits and then try to marry my daughter off to some guy who got shipwrecked.

Ariel's, in the sky, making ma daughter marry some guy

hell ya

Is Fresh Prince legit a great show? Cuz I always thought so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trn1HdTlKY4

Zareth posted...

Shadow Link is so fucking dumb, he's literally impossible unless you figure out the one trick that makes him an utter joke

you mean acting like a shadow?

Remakeception

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2395210/Tony_Hawks_Pro_Skater_1__2/

google Project 2025

RPGs I haven't finished cuz they either don't exist or I couldn't buy them:

7th Saga
Rudra' Treasure
Terranigma
Brain Lord
any of the SNES Ultimas or Wizardrys
Live A Live
Uncharted Waters (which I hear is a super good 11/10 game if you like trading sims)

I remember it being an ok comedy back in the day, but rewatching it now it's so malicious it's great

Jackal4 posted...

I don't know if you are a city-dweller or what, but grass most certainly does not grow as well or in many cases at all underneath trees. Grass thrives in direct sunlight.

There's a lobby here going on against the 2 billion trees initiative cuz 2 billion trees will take away from potential grazing land for cows.

It takes like 100 years before trees block out the sun

I mean, grass grows under trees as well as anywhere

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2140510/Town_of_Salem_2/

So...

Apparently Elden Ring can be beaten in under 4 minutes (when load times removed)

doesn't mean I need to meet your father

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but ya, that's why I'm askin'

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I know what hardcore means; but there tends to be exceptions when there's rez mechanics available. It's either limit them heavily or remove entirely

you guys are sweeties

Nade_Duck posted...

don't think they do.

ahh

I thought maybe they'd have a, like, 2 minutes to rez counter or something on the recently deceased or something