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TopicReminder that the McChicken is the reigning champ as a superfood for only $1.50
Paragon21XX
07/04/23 2:36:30 PM
#25
You need to add cheese or order a carton of milk if you want dairy.

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TopicThat woman in her 70s was pestering me for sex.
Paragon21XX
07/04/23 2:25:47 PM
#5
Nobody believes you are telling the truth.

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Topic"We're going to need a bigger boat!"
Paragon21XX
07/04/23 2:18:20 PM
#19
Do ya feel lucky, punk?

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Topicwhat's wrong babe? you hardly touched your food
Paragon21XX
07/04/23 12:33:57 AM
#10
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/5/AAC3AyAAEoHB.jpg

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TopicA tricky math problem from Facebook
Paragon21XX
07/01/23 11:41:14 PM
#10
40, you add the answer of the previous problem to the current problem

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TopicYum or Yuck: Rosalina
Paragon21XX
07/01/23 9:31:23 PM
#13
itcheyness posted...
Isn't she like 9 feet tall?

Yuuuum!
She's not that tall, Mario is just as short as Phil Fondacaro as demonstrated when standing next to New Donkers in Odyssey.

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TopicChicken
Paragon21XX
07/01/23 9:20:34 PM
#17
I did yesterday (chicken tikka masala), but today has been all seafood.

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TopicRoommate is mad at me because he found out I ate a bit of their sandwich
Paragon21XX
07/01/23 9:05:59 PM
#23
I don't believe this ever happened.

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TopicWould you be friends with someone who moved from Florida to Ohio?
Paragon21XX
07/01/23 8:08:09 PM
#9
That's what my mother did after eloping with my dad.

Waxitron_Gazer posted...
i'd be more concerned about someone moving from ohio to florida
Like my dad?

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TopicYou now remember Left Handed Clocks
Paragon21XX
06/30/23 7:57:19 PM
#13
UnfairRepresent posted...
It's a clock for left handed people
Bullshit. That would be how clocks would look if clocks were invented by a person that lived in the Southern Hemisphere because the shadow on a sundial is observed to move opposite of sundials in the Northern Hemisphere.

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TopicYour girlfriend: 'I invited some friends over for dinner, oh here they come now'
Paragon21XX
06/30/23 3:15:17 PM
#13
"You need better friends."

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Topic[GOP] could stack the SC with justices who will rip progress away - Clinton 16
Paragon21XX
06/30/23 2:15:16 PM
#33
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Not the majority though. Most American voters hated her, just a tiny bit less so than they hated Trump.

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TopicHave any of you tried Firehouse Subs? Maybe it's just a local thing?
Paragon21XX
06/29/23 5:39:36 AM
#43
It's at the top of my list for sandwich shops (Subway is at the very bottom).

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TopicGrimace Shake.
Paragon21XX
06/29/23 5:38:21 AM
#9
viewmaster_pi posted...
no, it's just berries and cream flavor. i mean i guess if you really love berries and cream, then yes, you would be missing out, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H69EcRD-C-U

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Topicdo you regularly drink caffeine?
Paragon21XX
06/29/23 4:55:06 AM
#43
Semi-regularly. I drink 3 cups of coffee per day on workdays (most of the time) and skip weekends and holidays since I don't have to deal with caffeine headaches.

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TopicVegan landlord bans tenants from cooking meat
Paragon21XX
06/29/23 3:48:33 AM
#32
hummus93 posted...
you, and everyone else, don't have an argument that debunks veganism.
It doesn't need debunking, but it is also not something that should be forced onto others for any reason either (other than animals ceasing to exist) just like I can't force you to eat meat.

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TopicVegan landlord bans tenants from cooking meat
Paragon21XX
06/29/23 3:41:55 AM
#30
hummus93 posted...
no, because you're religion wouldn't justify eating human meat from it. You'd end up in jail with the convicted pedophiles, rapists, serial killers. The judge will lock you up for the rest of your life.
Have you considered participating in the Olympics? Because this leap in logic would break all world records.

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TopicVegan landlord bans tenants from cooking meat
Paragon21XX
06/29/23 3:14:17 AM
#28
Eating meat is part of my religion, so he can't legally do a thing about it including rejecting me on the basis of my religion.

Genesis 9:2-4
"And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be on every beast of the earth, on every bird of the air, on all that move on the earth, and on all the fish of the sea. They are given into your hand. Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. I have given you all things, even as the green herbs. But you shall not eat flesh with its life, that is, its blood."

Checkmate, vegans

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TopicI am sentient.
Paragon21XX
06/28/23 7:53:53 PM
#12
I'm more than sentient: I'm sapient.

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TopicIt said "Touch me"
Paragon21XX
06/27/23 9:58:21 AM
#7
https://youtu.be/JFO389Zj57E

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TopicHow long can poop be stuck in your body?
Paragon21XX
06/26/23 7:54:03 PM
#10
Until you die from being too full of shit.

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Topicrate this body/10
Paragon21XX
06/26/23 7:53:09 PM
#13
Her thighs won't be saving any lives. That's for damn sure.

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TopicRestaurants need to stop putting mayonnaise on burgers
Paragon21XX
06/24/23 9:03:56 PM
#126
Imit8m3 posted...
Birds custard is low key bussin... That one might actually work.
Also you forgot the hidden valley ranch.
The British hate ranch dressing: too spicy.

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TopicPost your face when you look up "breasts" in the dictionary
Paragon21XX
06/24/23 3:39:19 PM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/8/AAC3AyAAEmSC.jpg

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TopicRestaurants need to stop putting mayonnaise on burgers
Paragon21XX
06/24/23 1:50:51 PM
#115
Mistere_Man posted...
What are the other three?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/0/AAC3AyAAEmQ0.jpg

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TopicRestaurants need to stop putting mayonnaise on burgers
Paragon21XX
06/23/23 6:40:09 PM
#18
You have the right to be wrong. You do not have the right to force others to be wrong.

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TopicMark Zuckerberg responds to Elon Musk saying he's down for a cage fight
Paragon21XX
06/21/23 11:38:35 PM
#24
Meta Man vs X

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TopicWhy is the pokedex so mean to Magikarp
Paragon21XX
06/21/23 6:05:52 PM
#12
Philip027 posted...
Trivia: Sunkern is statistically weaker than Magikarp (going by average base stat totals)

Magikarp just gets the bad rap here because it came first.
Sunkern isn't worth than useless for most of its stage though. It has offensive moves from the very beginning and has better offensive stats than Magikarp.

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TopicYour current battery life is how many years you'll have to live
Paragon21XX
06/21/23 12:09:04 AM
#46
Damn, I won't quite make it to 100.

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TopicEvery time NeonTentacles is WARNED, I feel sick to my stomach.
Paragon21XX
06/20/23 7:57:45 PM
#18
DKBananaSlamma posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.12.user=NeonTentacles

It was for a joke topic about pitbulls >_>
And circumcision.

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Topic$50,000 but you gotta get circumcised by a pitbull
Paragon21XX
06/19/23 4:07:07 AM
#2
I'm already circumcised though.

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TopicYou w/ a stiletto vs a honey badger
Paragon21XX
06/17/23 1:06:20 AM
#5
What if the honey badger in question is this guy?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/1/AAC3AyAAEk0B.jpg

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Topic"Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it."
Paragon21XX
06/16/23 8:28:51 PM
#28
thronedfire2 posted...
he's talking about boiled ham, not real spiral ham
This is a Franken-ham (the kind you are talking about):
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/1/AAC3AyAAEkxN.jpg

This is a primal cut, de-boned ham that is merely reshaped by its own proteins during the curing process:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/2/AAC3AyAAEkxO.jpg

Any questions?

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TopicPOLL: Do you know who this is?
Paragon21XX
06/16/23 7:16:23 PM
#2
I don't watch that wrasslin crap.

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Topic"Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it."
Paragon21XX
06/16/23 7:05:06 PM
#15
Why are you labeling bologna as ham?

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TopicImagine going grocery shopping everyday with her
Paragon21XX
06/16/23 12:52:26 AM
#10
Grocery shopping at "Tar-zhey"? Instant dump.

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TopicThe DS was the best handheld
Paragon21XX
06/15/23 4:10:45 PM
#22
TendoDRM posted...
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one.

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Topic*unzips*
Paragon21XX
06/15/23 1:42:39 PM
#15
Am I supposed to see something?


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TopicFuck! I'm SO FUCKING STUPID! God damn SHIT! I left milk out overnight
Paragon21XX
06/15/23 12:09:01 PM
#15
It might still be fine. Just give it a quick smell and taste test.

bfslick50 posted...
It may still be good today, but know that milk is on borrowed time. It'll go bad significantly before whatever date is printed on the carton.
A tiny bit of baking soda helps slow down the spoilage.

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TopicMake a statement that can crush someone's spirit.
Paragon21XX
06/14/23 7:44:21 PM
#42
Kurt_Russel posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/7/AAfPwcAAEkSr.jpg
The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

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Topiclol at this french sentence
Paragon21XX
06/14/23 6:19:12 PM
#16
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

James, while John had had "had," had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

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TopicThe sexiest thing you can say to a female is "wanna see my katanas?"
Paragon21XX
06/14/23 5:13:10 PM
#9
Woman: "The plural of katana is katana."

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TopicCaught my husband on the phone with another woman last night
Paragon21XX
06/14/23 3:42:53 PM
#130
Phenomenal_one posted...

This is a very common mindset of habitual cheaters: "It's not my fault for cheating. I was not feeling validated. The other person made me feel special in ways you never would. That person was there for me when you wouldn't be."

GuerrillaSoldier posted...
not trying to be the evil one here
So you don't need to try. I see...

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TopicBiden admin tells car companies to ignore MA right to repair law
Paragon21XX
06/14/23 1:22:18 PM
#32
Biden ignores the science in favor of corporate interests. What else is new?

DrPrimemaster posted...
Complying with the state law would cause cars to violate a federal law that states a safety standard. The letter is meant to remind them that the federal laws set by the NHSTA take precedent over the state law.

The worry is specifically regarding giving open remote access to the cars telematics. This allows people to do repairs outside of a mechanic shop. However, the opening of access has a potential to give bad actors remote access as well.
The FTC's own findings on the matter entirely contradict the NHTSA's "guidance," that there is no additional safety risk associated with providing the same diagnostic tools to independent shops that licensed dealership garages get to use.

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TopicThis guy in the bathroom started undoing his pants the second he walked in
Paragon21XX
06/14/23 12:56:44 PM
#11
I just unzip and pull myself through the fly. The only time I have to undo my pants at the urinal is if I had to wear compression shorts which lack a fly.

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Topic"I hate Nintendo so much it's unreal."
Paragon21XX
06/14/23 12:13:35 PM
#10
Prestoff posted...
Yes there isn't a single reason. There are MANY legitimate reasons to hate Nintendo.
Not even Zombie Pelican could give a single legitimate reason to hate Nintendo, and he was the biggest hater of all that I've seen on this site.

Haters gonna hate, ain'ters gonna ain't.

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