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Lol.

That's when you say absolutely nothing back, wipe all your social media of any evidence of her ever existing in your life, toss/sell anything she's given you and move on.

I get it for free with Walmart+.

Dark_Arbron posted...

Imagine the Suns Song in real life

Just everything on the planet violently thrusting backwards as the Earth rapidly accelerates it's rotation.

Whelp.. Ganondorf and everything else on the planet is dead.

mercurydude posted...

That person learned everything they know about astronomy from Ocarina of Time.

God damn it Zelda.. poisoning the minds of our youth.

Notti posted...

FaceBOOM is terrible. The most stupid in one spot.

https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0

Lmfao.

rexcrk posted...

Jude

In fairness Johnny Walker speaks Portuguese, so his English is iffy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/9/AAX-6ZAAErmD.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/7/AAX-6ZAAErmB.jpg

I would be upset that they thought they couldn't tell me.

Lunatic_Wolf posted...

I love this channel. Cant wait to see the moon landing one. My wife wants the heckle fish plushie lol

Oh man it's good. I finished it right before posting this and damn straight I want my Hecklefish plushie.

Skankhair posted...

Never heard of it but it sounds like something Id like. Will check it out, thanks.

Kurt_Russel posted...

I like stuff like this. Ill check it out.

Yes! This makes me so happy.

Some of you guys are creating a lot of boring ass villains and heroes. Bunch of supreme godly multiversal threat CEmen.

Come on guys.. even one of you. Please share with me in my enjoyment. :(

Willful immortality(so I can choose to die once this all gets boring)
Invulnerability
Super strength

Basically a super vampire with none of it's weaknesses.

When it's one of them lights that are green for 15 seconds and take 3 minutes to cycle back through.. yeah I am right there with you TC. Get off your phone you fucks.

A normal light that stays green long enough to clear the traffic though.. no sweat off my ass.

LightHawKnight posted...

See the coffee being made super hot to make it stay hot longer made sense, even though it was far above the safety temps. If a nugget got that hot, wouldnt it burn?

Yes. The machines temperatures are set and the timers are set. The act of cooking them is dump in basket, hit button, wait for obnoxious sound, and remove from fryer. If they're left in even a minute too long you end up with rocks.

But you should also be dumping them into a transfer bin and agitating them to help the oil drip off.

Strider102 posted...

I'm just waiting for Final Fantasy XXX.

Probably be dead before that happens though, we'll see

I probably should have scrolled down.

At this rate we'll see it in about 66 years.

I'm not gonna live to see FFXXX and for this I am sad.

"Dangerously hot levels"

Because boiling hot oil isn't already dangerous. Come on guys, if the oil temperature was hotter than it should be the nugs and fries would be coming out looking like leather.

It's obvious that it was a high volume day and they didn't put the nugs into the transfer bin long enough for the excess oil to drip off.

And I'm guessing the poor girl grabbed a nug, went "oh fuck ow" and dropped it between herself and the seat belt.

https://youtube.com/@AlternateHistoryHub

Surprised no one has shared AHH yet.. Always a fun channel to zone out into.

FF_Redux posted...

I just tried, put ice blocks in a towel. Helped with the pain and made me able to move more. Thanks. Gonna do it when its really bad.

Take it very easy on movement.

During the acute stage of a strain rest is the most important thing. If you can rest on your back with your neck and shoulders well supported you'll recover quicker.

A recliner with a pillow roll under your neck is great for TV time. In bed with a flat pillow under your head + the neck roll when sleeping. A neck roll can be easily substituted with a rolled up towel that's just big enough to fill in the natural gap that would be there if you were to just lay flat on the floor. No bigger or smaller.

Follow this for 4 days. Absolutely avoid anything that makes you use those muscles for anything other than standing upright. Do not attempt to stretch.

Hopefully you have seen your physio by this point..

But the next step involves light movement with the goal of restoring function very gradually. If you start doing this on your own because the physio appointment is far off, feel free to message me for some tips.

Oh yeah and sorry if you're a side sleeper. Lol. It's so much harder. You'll need to attempt to stabilize your neck perfectly with the right sized pillow creating a nice 90 degree angle. Another pillow is needed for a huggy buddy to keep your shoulders from rounding when you sleep.

I've prostituted myself for less and of similar levels of disgust.

Gorlock gon' get gaped.

I loveeee The Why Files btw.

He frames conspiracy theories as essentially the supreme devil's advocate, and then dismantles them afterwards. You have to be incredibly dense to watch one of his videos and not walk away from it feeling like the conspiracy theory was debunked.. I guess unless they just ignore the last bit of the video.

https://youtu.be/yDyJe1nmSOM

GranTurismo posted...

yeah do you agree that the moon landing was the greatest engineering feat ever? esp. for the time?

It's fucking mind-blowingly impressive and nothing has come close to it. We were essentially monkeys strapping ourselves to a giant firework. But those monkeys managed to pilot said firework to a fixture in the sky and return.

And I think that's where a lot of the deniers lose it. You have to almost have a sense of faith in science, knowing that we as normal people don't have the intricate knowledge to fully understand what was undertook. It's the same issue we have with antivaxxers and any other such science denier.

It doesn't help that there's an inherent distrust between average people and those in places of power. Rationalizing that a country would lie about it to establish dominance in a war isn't that farfetched.

@zikten always has come across as a sweetheart to me.

The general sentiments that I've read are:

Why haven't we had another moon landing in 50 years?

And they don't like the answer being it's dangerous and expensive.

How did they manage such a feat with comparably primitive technology compared to today?

I mean.. this one is pretty crazy. We landed on the moon with less computing power than a pocket calculator. It just goes to show the balls the first astronauts had.

Everything else is flat earth shit that doesn't even need to be entertained.

And 15 minutes(never longer) of ice always helped me more than any antiinflammatory.

There's a chance you've been holding a different posture or sleeping differently since the accident to protect yourself, thus creating a muscle imbalance. It sounds like a muscle strain in the levator scapula, the muscle that connects your cervical spine to your shoulder blade. Could be the upper trapezius too but mine is always levator.

Your physio will put you through some tests to determine what exactly is hurting you though. Expect to be given exercises to strengthen weakened muscles and stretches to elongate shortened muscles.

I am not a medical professional, just someone who gets hurt a lot and then studies why I am hurt.

Yeah, unless the kid has amazing comedic timing they're just annoying little shits. And let's be real, kids are generally only funny on accident.

Irony posted...

I would rather have the plutonium

I'ma buy a radiation suit just in case... (Edit) And like... Yeah I didn't think about that. Nm.

Only to receive a fidget spinner.

Made of plutonium.

Vivi is so much better than Rydia.

Considering most of my favorite porn stars are Russian this is unbelievably easy.

It's so hard to like HBK in any capacity when you know how much of a dick he was. Fantastic wrestler with great presence.

Bret whines a lot but it's not enough to impact my opinion of him. All time great technical wrestler with good presence.

K181 posted...

Bangor, Maine

My brain was like "Oh that's where Julie "The Cat" Gaffney is from."

I am pleased with this.

https://youtu.be/UXxRyNvTPr8

https://youtu.be/3JWTaaS7LdU

https://youtu.be/qJwgAflY9tg

Game over

https://youtu.be/NERmgwWfnoI

cjsdowg posted...

I looked into replacements that are a lot of money. If you still have hair you can take stuff now to save it.

Also Hug back. I needed that tonight for other reason lol .

I was doing rogaine for a bit but I am so inconsistent with it that it never worked.

And yeah plugs are sooo expensive. I'm just trying to roll with the concept that I'll look more masculine with a shaved head.

:/ I hope all is well bro.

jumi posted...

Rednecks have always been racist.
Cops have always been racist.
Again, only recently have rednecks been pro-cop.

I mean it's obviously because rednecks now have the internet.

1990: Billy Bob has never seen a black man step foot into his trailer park and is largely unaware of anything outside of his town. Constantly harassed by cops so he hates them.

2020: Billy Bob finally got the internet and has learned that a group of people he hates more than cops hate the cops. The enemy of his enemy is his friend.

cjsdowg posted...

I am thin up there now .. cry cry cry.

::Hug::

Me too man.. :(

I'm getting close to shaving my lumpy ass head because my comb in(why do people come over) is getting hard to work.

Yes.

cjsdowg posted...

I was born in the wrong time ( at least for hair) everything else not so much. But I would have loved to have rocked Lionel Richie Curl. Like he was in Hello. However coming up beside corn rolls and plain locks black men couldn't do shit without hair. And locks and rolls would get you labeled my a ton of people . So it was Caser, fade or something close to that. Now these cats can do all types of stuff with there hair. Like the time I lived in was just so boring for black hair. (at last in the South.

What's stopping you bro? The mullet is back for white people.. Get your Lionel Richie on and reignite the trend.

I think it's a good look tbh.

"The awful pain we inflicted on them inspired them to innovate music that we constantly appropriated to make money off of!"

I mean.. a lot of them so funny shit during them.

And then a lot of them don't like each other as a result of trash talking.