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TopicSting to retire at 64 years old.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/19/23 10:32:33 PM
#29
Too young to retire. He could probably go for another 20 years or so. Guy doesn't even have any grey hairs or wrinkles.

/s, for you dummies

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TopicBeautiful Asses: Booties
Auto_Chrisbot
10/18/23 7:50:16 PM
#234
Vicious_Dios posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/4/AANub5AAE8vy.jpg


Doggo represents how we're all feeling in these threads.

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TopicYoutube has started telling me to stop using Adblockers.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/18/23 7:49:24 PM
#151
dave_is_slick posted...

I do it as a living, now what?


lol

"Joke's on you I'm into that shit!"

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TopicCereal commercial featuring Norman Bates
Auto_Chrisbot
10/17/23 9:29:25 PM
#2
Lol he stabbed that cereal with that spoon. Oh Norman.

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TopicThick 2b cosplayer
Auto_Chrisbot
10/17/23 6:03:29 PM
#62
@Ararararagi posted...
oh it's the chick with that Ashley cosplay i've seen around

https://twitter.com/PeachMilky_/status/1639836510303424512?s=20


That's actually the body model for Ashely in RE4:R.

There's a viral vid of her playing the game where she says, "Everytime you see Ashley's butt, that my butt."

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TopicPotatoes are the greatest vegetable known to mankind.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/15/23 5:16:37 PM
#99
@ai123 posted...
watermelons are actually vegetables, peanuts are not nuts' bollocks.


Whuuuuuuu?

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TopicTarget with ONLY self checkout HUGE HUMONGOUS LINE WOW!!!
Auto_Chrisbot
10/15/23 8:52:13 AM
#55
Unless it's recently changed, the self-checkouts around here don't process gift cards, so whenever I buy those I have to go to the regular cashiers anyway.

Plus I'm 40-something now and am used to someone else always bagging my stuff for me from decades of prior shopping experience. Self-checkout always takes longer since I have to do everything myself.

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TopicGameFAQS
Auto_Chrisbot
10/14/23 4:54:49 PM
#11
Option 3

[ x ] Game Fuh-Q-zzz

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TopicThis girl looks like a ''before the makeover'' of a teen high school movie
Auto_Chrisbot
10/14/23 7:40:35 AM
#15
I'm vehemently Straight Edge, but I'd smoke some weed with her.

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TopicDo you increase the speed on YouTube videos?
Auto_Chrisbot
10/14/23 7:36:57 AM
#22
Oh god yes. Some vids I watch have people talking at a snail's pace. Sometimes I even forget I have my player at double speed because the person sounds like they're speaking at a normal pace.

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TopicTifa Lockhart and Samus Aran are fighting in front of you.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/14/23 7:33:08 AM
#32
UnfairRepresent posted...

why tifa blond?


Nevermind that shit. Why Samus has 5 fingers? Stoopid A.I.

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TopicWeebs were right: Japan is better than America >_>
Auto_Chrisbot
10/13/23 8:08:23 PM
#174
DKBananaSlamma posted...

No. Japan was mostly flat >_> But it made me appreciate flat chest more honestly.

Where do I see these mythical knockers?


All the JAVs, man.

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TopicWeebs were right: Japan is better than America >_>
Auto_Chrisbot
10/13/23 3:45:17 PM
#171
Domo Arigato! I am a Roboto! Thank you very much.

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TopicWeebs were right: Japan is better than America >_>
Auto_Chrisbot
10/13/23 9:24:57 AM
#169
DKBananaSlamma posted...

My brother from Japan!


I think I'm turning Japanese! I think I'm turning Japanese! I really think so.

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TopicThe rock and sock connection still lives on.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/13/23 7:05:53 AM
#2
I lauged

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TopicYoutube has started telling me to stop using Adblockers.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/13/23 7:04:36 AM
#66
Auto_Chrisbot posted...
Ads. AdBlock! AdBlock block! AdBlock block block! AdBlock block block block! Oh yeah!? Well, AdBlock block block block block! We'll just see about that, ya' here? AdBlock block block block block block! Ok, this is just getting silly, but anyway, AdBlock block block block block block block!

And on and on. Cross Countah!

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TopicWeebs were right: Japan is better than America >_>
Auto_Chrisbot
10/13/23 4:19:39 AM
#164
I just got done reading another couple of chapters of Kaiju No. 8, Volume 8.

I am weeb? I am, Japan?

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TopicWeebs were right: Japan is better than America >_>
Auto_Chrisbot
10/12/23 5:45:40 PM
#159
BurmesePenguin posted...

I dont watch nabuto crap so no clue what that is.


You don't watch Nabuto? What kind of weeb are you?

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TopicLast game you played and beverage you drank.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/12/23 2:02:16 PM
#36
Cocytus posted...

Awesome. Man I wanna get it but I need to wait for a sale =\


It has really good side jobs and gigs too, like better than the main game quality.

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TopicWeebs were right: Japan is better than America >_>
Auto_Chrisbot
10/12/23 2:01:04 PM
#151
BurmesePenguin posted...
I think its his persona.


You sure that's not his Stand?

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TopicWeebs were right: Japan is better than America >_>
Auto_Chrisbot
10/12/23 1:49:48 PM
#148
DKBananaSlamma posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/8/AAfOu0AAD6QO.jpg


Is that his waifu?

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Topicsites banning adblockers is YOUR fault!
Auto_Chrisbot
10/12/23 1:41:33 PM
#52
Ads. AdBlock! AdBlock block! AdBlock block block! AdBlock block block block! Oh yeah!? Well, AdBlock block block block block! We'll just see about that, ya' here? AdBlock block block block block block! Ok, this is just getting silly, but anyway, AdBlock block block block block block block!

And on and on. Cross Countah!

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TopicLast game you played and beverage you drank.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/12/23 1:08:26 PM
#33
Cocytus posted...

How's the dlc?


Excellent. Cyber Idris Elba is sexy. Songbird ain't bad either. The President of the N.U.S.A can get it too.

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TopicDo you wish IP holders would C&D fanartists?
Auto_Chrisbot
10/12/23 8:28:14 AM
#19
Dark_Arbron posted...


Funnily enough, even if R43 was a typo of R34, its still a related rule.

Rule 43 is the more beautiful and pure something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.


Well shit, now I regret correcting it.

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TopicDo you wish IP holders would C&D fanartists?
Auto_Chrisbot
10/12/23 8:12:21 AM
#15
*looks at my gigabytes of R34 machinima and hentai*

Uh, no.

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Topic*puts on lotion* *still gets dry, cracked hands*
Auto_Chrisbot
10/12/23 7:20:03 AM
#22
Generic petroleum jelly does the trick for me.

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TopicLast game you played and beverage you drank.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/11/23 5:59:20 PM
#21
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

Caffeine-free Lemon Tea

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TopicHow's your hair lookin these days
Auto_Chrisbot
10/11/23 5:58:05 PM
#41
Back and to the left. Back, and to the left.

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TopicChristian or..
Auto_Chrisbot
10/11/23 12:10:09 PM
#6
Back then? Edge.

Right now? Christian.

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TopicThe ironic thing about the insult is that Marvel's heroes don't even wear capes.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/11/23 12:06:39 PM
#51
synth_real posted...
Darth Vader wears a cape too, but nobody talks shit about it.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/7/AARb7LAAE5xN.jpg


He also wears a skirt, and I've seen or heard anyone complain about that either.

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TopicAre you getting anything during Amazon's sale?
Auto_Chrisbot
10/11/23 5:37:42 AM
#36
Cuppa Transformers toys maybe.

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TopicThe Wii had Netflix compatibility and a web browser
Auto_Chrisbot
10/11/23 5:35:18 AM
#32
@rexcrk posted...
Wouldnt adding Netflix increase the cost of the Switch though?


WTF? No. The PS5 and Series X don't cost as much as they do because you install various streaming apps on them.

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TopicHave you ever bought stuff from a gocery store , then forgot....
Auto_Chrisbot
10/11/23 5:26:02 AM
#19
@Waxitron_Gazer posted...
I once forgot a pack of cigarettes I bought at a grocery store, which really put a damper on my day.

I went back the next day and the same cashier was working on a different lane and I asked her if she remembered me (it's a small local store, and I'm there a lot) and she was like "Oh, yeah. Yup. Here ya go." and just gave me another one.


Should've taken that as a sign to start to quit smoking, tbph.

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TopicHow the fuck has Saxon not been banned in one of the pruges
Auto_Chrisbot
10/09/23 10:37:32 AM
#25
Gritty posted...

Better


zzzzzzz

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TopicHow the fuck has Saxon not been banned in one of the pruges
Auto_Chrisbot
10/09/23 10:29:01 AM
#19
What is even GameFaqs without Saxon?

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TopicShould I play the Ghostbusters game on ps4?
Auto_Chrisbot
10/09/23 8:32:28 AM
#7
Yes, it's the closest thing to an actual 'Ghostbusters 3' that we'll ever actually get. It stars the voices of all the original cast members (sans Sigourney Weaver and Rick Moranis, whose characters aren't in it anyway), and the story was written by Dan Akroyd and Harold Ramis, based on abandoned concepts from the movies.

It doesn't hurt that it's a pretty decent and fun game, either.

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TopicBeautiful Asses: Booties
Auto_Chrisbot
10/08/23 9:16:08 PM
#212
Vicious_Dios posted...
GyaATT...


Yep

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TopicMilly Bobby Brown has new non TOS friendly pics out
Auto_Chrisbot
10/08/23 8:38:10 AM
#10
@AldousIsDead posted...
Who?


The girl who played Sherlock Holmes' little sister, and the girl in Godzilla: King of the Monsters and Godzilla vs Kong.

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TopicJust made a frittata. AMA
Auto_Chrisbot
10/07/23 11:13:55 PM
#12
Ooh! Frittata

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGw22BuMSk

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TopicBest Star Wars disney plus live action show
Auto_Chrisbot
10/07/23 9:09:38 PM
#78
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Nah, it just gets talked up a lot because it's melodramatic and edgy.


Nah, it just gets talked up a lot because it's genuinely dramatic and substantial.

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TopicBest Star Wars disney plus live action show
Auto_Chrisbot
10/07/23 8:54:25 PM
#76
Gobstoppers12 posted...

It's overrated as hell, though.


It's rated just right, though.

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TopicBest Star Wars disney plus live action show
Auto_Chrisbot
10/07/23 7:15:52 AM
#49
I was one of the people defending Joss Whedon when he got to direct the first Avengers. People were all, "That TV guy? Meh, Avengers is going to suck." And I was like, but that dude directed Serenity pretty good, and he knows how to do team dynamics, dude is perfect for Avengers.

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TopicMan known for exposing sexual predators shot and killed in Michigan
Auto_Chrisbot
10/07/23 7:11:41 AM
#38
Fuck around and find out?

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TopicWhat are your personal 1st world problems?
Auto_Chrisbot
10/07/23 7:07:32 AM
#24
When I'm parked in my car mode to catch an Energon nap, and those damn kids from down the block manage to steal my primary T-cog. It's a pain in the posterior plate to have to turn into my helicopter mode in the middle of suburbia to get it back. I'm supposed to be a robot in disguise.

Could be worse, they could also steal my secondary T-cog, then I'd really be screwed.

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TopicSo why aren't YOU playing Sea of Stars??
Auto_Chrisbot
10/07/23 7:00:36 AM
#36
On my to-do list. I had the demo downloaded day 1, but never got around to it. Then the full game was added to PS Plus, I have it downloaded, and I'll get to it when I get to it.

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TopicI just created a truly horrific image with AI.
Auto_Chrisbot
10/07/23 6:54:23 AM
#3
I've played both 'A Plague Tale' games. Meh.

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TopicBest Star Wars disney plus live action show
Auto_Chrisbot
10/07/23 6:51:11 AM
#47
Questionmarktarius posted...

Firefly already did that.
Twenty years ago.


Andor is better than Firefly. Yeah I said it, and I liked Firefly, Serenity too.

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TopicBest Star Wars disney plus live action show
Auto_Chrisbot
10/07/23 6:47:22 AM
#45
You can always tell who the plebs are when they say that Andor is "boring". The most tense, dramatic, riveting and entertaining SW show, boring!? Pfft.

Andor isn't called 'the SW show for adults' for nothing.

Now don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed the other live action SW shows too, but they're in a completely different (inferior) lane than Andor. From Mando to Ahsoka, they're enjoyable yet disposable faf. Andor is the only one of any real significant substance. You can really sink your teeth in and chew on it.

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