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Topic | What is a tasty vegetable ? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/28/23 1:03:20 AM #26 | I would eat more asparagus if they didn't always make my pee stink. And I don't mean like, the next day, I'm talking the very first pee after eating them. Whatever it is in them that does that goes through your system very fast.
That's why I make sure not to eat any on particular days if I'm expecting sexy time. That's just rude to your partner. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Beautiful Asses: Booties |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/27/23 8:41:12 PM #54 | --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | 80's and 90's toys that we remember |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/25/23 11:36:28 PM #71 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/2/AAcrE2AAEBmc.jpg
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | If you were a wrestler would you go by your real name or stage name? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/25/23 9:10:28 PM #5 | Stage name, of course. And it's not what you think.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Started playing Mass Effect for the first time... in 2023. |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/25/23 5:57:37 AM #21 | "I don't care about the story, in this story-driven action-rpg game series."
Go back to Call of Duty indeed. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | $50,000, but you're banned from all porn sites for life. |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/25/23 5:54:57 AM #11 | Meh, porn. I prefer corn anyway.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Could you sit through a 3 hour movie without texting/checking your phone? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/24/23 9:22:32 PM #26 | Sat through Return of the King, Avengers Endgame, Avatar: The Way of Water, and Oppenheimer, without even once thinking of fiddling with my phone.
There's probably other 3 hour or near 3 hour long movies I've done this for too. The only breaks I take is if I have to go pee too bad. What? Can Link_of_time posted... people not go 3hrs without looking at their phones? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Beautiful Asses: Booties |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/23/23 7:26:35 PM #20 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/3/AAcrE2AAExzJ.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/4/AAcrE2AAExzK.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/5/AAcrE2AAExzL.jpg --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Fictional girls who wear glasses. |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/23/23 7:18:34 PM #26 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/3/AAcrE2AAEU4X.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/5/AAcrE2AAEZxN.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/6/AAcrE2AAExzC.jpg --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | CDPR releases new trailer for Phantom Liberty, showcasing gameplay changes. |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/22/23 6:58:43 PM #31 | @Axiom posted...
The balls to charge for this after their debacle Bruh, this akin to one of the Witcher 3 expansions. You really think they're going to give away something like that for free, just because they borked the launch of the game? Get real. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Have you ever ghosted on jury duty? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/22/23 5:10:04 PM #4 | Only during the height of COVID lockdowns.
"Stay away from groups. Don't go out if you don't have to. Social Distance. Don't be a in area with more than 10 people. Get vaccinated. Mask up." *gets jury duty summons* FUCK YOU! *tears it up and throws it in the trash* I never got a call, another letter, or an angry officer banging at the door about it. Lots of people must have reacted the same way. Though I didn't want to take that risk a second time. The next time they summoned me I filled out and sent back the form with a valid reason to be excused. I hate jury duty. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Holy shit Game Store resellers sell stuff for 100x the price xD |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/22/23 4:46:23 PM #50 | LeoRavus posted...
I always thought those retro places were a front for something else. No fucking way are they doing enough business to make it profitable as a brick and mortar establishment. There used to be a shop like that in my town. It was mainly a Magic the Gathering and similar card game place. It was barely furnished, didn't maximize the space, totally bare bones. I never saw anyone in there, but it was open for years. Total front for something else, man. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Have any of you ever bought a used console from gamestop? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/22/23 7:36:00 AM #24 | My Nintendo Wii U. I only wanted one to play Bayonetta 2 but didn't feel like paying full price, so I got a refurbished one.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Holy shit Game Store resellers sell stuff for 100x the price xD |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/22/23 3:17:43 AM #27 | Lol, I looked up THPS3 for PS2 on Ebay, and you can get it for less than 10 bucks.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Beautiful Asses: Assoka |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/22/23 3:04:08 AM #493 | invertedlegdrop posted...
im gonna miss this topic when 500... Uh, just make another one. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | I will submit your post as-is to an AI Image generator - Part VII |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/22/23 2:52:38 AM #147 | "Dough, or Dough not. There is no Trap."
Error1355 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/3/AADAKwAAExJH.jpg I am disappoint. These came out just looking like regular pictures. I expected at least a trace of Yoda, or Ackbar. Like, a doughy Yoda. Or Ackbar eating donuts. Something. :/ Also the A.I. failed to recognize The Matrix reference too. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | C/D: Jet Jaguar should've been in more Godzilla/kaiju movies. |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/21/23 2:07:34 AM #36 | I almost ragequit Singular Point during one of those endless A.I. phone screen conversations where they were just droning on and on about physics or whatever. But when the show actually showed the monster stuff, it was good.
Anguirus, Radon, and Gabara looked they could've been Shin Godzilla versions of themselves. Um akkshually, IIRC it wasn't technically Gabara, they called it something else. But c'mon it's clearly a modern redo of Gabara. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/7/AAcrE2AAExS3.jpg --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Left sushi in my car for 2-3 hours |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/20/23 8:10:02 PM #44 | Tora_Sami posted...
Dude, gross. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | C/D: Jet Jaguar should've been in more Godzilla/kaiju movies. |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/20/23 8:07:50 PM #30 | @FortuneCookie posted...
I guess it's understandable that he wouldn't show up again. Godzilla vs Megalon was the final silly Godzilla movie. That is unless you count Final Wars. Vs. Space Godzilla too, what with Chibi Little Godzilla and the lighter tone. The Heisei series was on the verge of going full Showa silly if they were to continue like that. But then Vs Desotoroya went super serious right after and ended the series for a few years. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | It's fucking nuts how expensive Transformer toys are these days |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/20/23 5:52:36 PM #5 | I used to get really excited when Hasbro would reveal a bunch of new TF figs and they all looked cool and I pre-order most of them. Now I have to be really picky and choosy because I can't or shouldn't afford too many of their things at one time.
Like, I want to get 10 of their new offerings, but only pre-ordered 4. I would like to eventually have the fembot Decepticon ship, Nemesis, but 200 dollars man, ungh. The Titan classes used to be around 150. I got Autobot Ark for around 170. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | The only thing Bing is good for is searching for |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/20/23 5:44:59 PM #16 | MICHALECOLE posted...
Bing video search for porn is legit as fuck I would like to know more. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | It's fucking nuts how expensive Transformer toys are these days |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/20/23 5:43:19 PM #2 | But, for you see, even though the size classes have shrunk in size, they have increased in weight, paint, parts, and complexity...
... is how they tried to justify it at one point. Straight up Voyager sized figures (30 - 40 dollars) being released and charged as "Leader Class" figures (50 - 60 dollars) is borderline criminal. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | What really is American "Chinese" food? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/20/23 2:10:45 AM #49 | royic posted...
I'm fully aware American Chinese Food is fake garbage but it's better than Real Chinese Food which is like bland stir fry. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/6/AAcrE2AAExGg.jpg --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | JAKAS Presents: Did you play this Genesis game? X-Men |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/19/23 4:59:49 PM #11 | I still have the badass poster for it.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/2/AAcrE2AAExCO.jpg --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | What really is American "Chinese" food? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/19/23 4:47:42 PM #35 | Tyranthraxus posted...
It's mentioned in the video in #9 and it's privately founded and owned by Chinese immigrants. It's not in any way "Taco Bell of Chinese food" It looks like it duck, it walks like a duck, it quacks like a duck, but it tastes like chicken, then it's Panda Express. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | What really is American "Chinese" food? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/19/23 2:38:00 PM #32 | It took 26 post to mention Panda Express? It's the Taco Bell of Chinese food.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | C/D: Jet Jaguar should've been in more Godzilla/kaiju movies. |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/19/23 12:05:47 AM #17 | Watch Godzilla: Singular Point on Netflix. All the Jet Jaguar you'll ever need.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | I feel like drawing. Post I'll draw your username or something you post* |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/18/23 4:00:22 PM #41 | Autonomous Christian Robot
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Magazines are basically dead now |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/18/23 1:04:27 PM #27 | @Necronmon posted...
I hadn't been receiving my mags for a few months. I had other stuff going on in my life so I hadn't really noticed, outta sight outta mind and all. But I finally did notice when I got an email telling me how to access the latest issue digitally, even though I always specifically ask for the physical edition whenever I re-up my membership and subscription. So I inquired and they told me it's only digital now. I don't count killing the physical to fully transition to the digital as "the magazine is still going". Clicking and scrolling on a screen is just not the same as physically flipping through pages in your hands. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Just finished Twisted Metal (TV Show) *potential spoilers* |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/18/23 1:37:06 AM #25 | @VRX3000 posted...
Ehhhhhhhh, it's an amnesiatic guy named John Doe that ends up driving a car named --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Magazines are basically dead now |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/17/23 10:56:51 PM #22 | There's still Fangoria, and G-Fan, and Heavy Metal. TOYCOLLECTR is fairly new and is pretty good. Pro Wrestling Illustrated is still going. My local comic shop always has a full display of the latest nerd culture mags, though to be fair a few of them are from the U.K. Empire Magazine is pretty dope.
But yeah there's basically no physical gaming mags left in the U.S. RIP Game Informer. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Aww yeah my copy of Yoroiden Samurai Troopers (Ronin Warriors) arrived |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/17/23 10:53:21 PM #8 | My favorite part was "Fight with me Wildfire!"
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Look at what they did to Uchiha Sarada. |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/17/23 10:46:32 PM #6 | It's like they designed her just to see real life cosplay and to bait R34 content. Hell that's true for a lot of anime/manga girls.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Just finished Twisted Metal (TV Show) *potential spoilers* |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/17/23 10:36:08 PM #23 | @VRX3000 posted...
and they managed to get two original characters leads over as well. The show is good. ??? Quiet and...? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Just finished Twisted Metal (TV Show) *potential spoilers* |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/17/23 4:01:59 PM #14 | I'm glad they actually did Sweet Tooth's
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Coraline's return to theaters makes $5 million in two days |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/17/23 4:00:07 PM #12 | Unsuprised_Pika posted...
They are gonna rely hard on rereleases when the writer strike release lull really kicks in. I will defo go see Godzilla vs Kong if they re-release it in IMAX. I didn't go out to see it because they insisted on releasing it during the thick of covid lockdowns, and I wasn't comfortable going back out to the movies yet. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Video game girls in swimsuits. |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/17/23 11:40:16 AM #30 | Don't bump your own thread without posting a pic.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/6/AAcrE2AAEwoC.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/7/AAcrE2AAEwoD.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/8/AAcrE2AAEwoE.jpg --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Is Power Rangers: Zeo the best Power Rangers theme? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/17/23 11:29:51 AM #35 | Yeah I'm going by tempo and instrumentation on RPM. It has a good rockin' groove. That rejected RPM demo is they type of singing that I hate.
Like, I like the rejected demo for Mystic Force a lot better that what we actually got. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK1MC36SthI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JdIsvD-C0Q --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | What is the most painful operation or procedure you've ever had done? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/16/23 10:54:54 PM #34 | When I had to have surgery to cutaway excess tissue form my inflamed gums from having fucked up braces, and the novacaine failed to work and I felt everything. I was paralyzed with shock, fear, and pain, and couldn't speak up or motion to the dentist or the nurses my distress. They only finally noticed something was wrong when a huge, concentrated waterfall of tears fell out of my eyes.
Being able to feel every slice and cut of a scalped carving up my gums was not fun. It was like fire in my mouth. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | My girlfriend has been wearing this hemp lotion that smells exactly like |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/16/23 10:47:56 PM #5 | Bugmeat posted...
Swallowing gum is fine. When my little brother was, er, little, he had a case of major, major constipation because he would always swallow his gum. Apparently no one ever told him that you weren't supposed to. The X-rays were insane. You should've seen his Pikachu face when I told him that you're supposed to spit not swallow. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Beautiful Asses: Assoka |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/16/23 10:39:20 PM #475 | Pikachuchupika posted...
You're welcome x100 Her ass claps just by walking, holy shit. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | First teaser for Scott Pilgrim anime coming to Netflix 11/17 |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/16/23 2:37:40 PM #29 | @BlueAnnihilator posted...
They should've replaced Cera Why would they replace the main actor of the main character when everyone else is the same actor from the movie too? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Is Power Rangers: Zeo the best Power Rangers theme? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/16/23 2:34:17 PM #26 | WTF, the actual RPM theme is way better than that cringe.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Is Power Rangers: Zeo the best Power Rangers theme? |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/16/23 2:17:49 PM #24 | The last decent them was for Dino Charge. After 4 years of basically the same theme from Samurai to Super Megaforce, it was nice to actually have a new unique them that wasn't just a version of the orignal MMPR song.
The problem was it was too short. Just when it's getting really good, it suddenly breaks into the usual "Go Go Power Rangers" and then just stops. If the theme was allowed to be twice as long with a few more lyrics, it would've been a banger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH9WmaK7iLs --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | First teaser for Scott Pilgrim anime coming to Netflix 11/17 |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/16/23 12:06:42 PM #20 | @masterpug53 posted...
I am intrigued. My chief complaint with the movie was that there was simply too much material to cover in a feature-length film, and the vast majority of my favorite book got cut out. Please understand, when they were making the movie, the books weren't finished yet. IIRC, the movie was written and finished shooting while books 5 and 6 were still being made. The movie needed an ending, and that didn't want to tease a sequel that had no guarantee of being made. By the time the movie came out was after the books were finished and released, because it took that long for all the special effects and editing to finish making the movie. Post-production on a film like Scott Pilgrim can take a long time. @Akuryu posted... So are they just remaking the 2010 film in animation? Same cast, writers, etc. Edger Wright producing. What's the point? The 2010 movie is great. Can just watch that. masterpug53 posted... The source material was heavily truncated; Books 4, 5, and 6 were largely omitted from the movie. A series would likely be a more faithful adaptation by simple virtue of having more time to tell it. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Edge's spear is such a shit finisher |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/15/23 8:55:43 PM #31 | @josifrees posted...
I keep trying to watch wrestling again but all of the moves are so boring its just two people walking around fake hitting eachother and it seems like half the wrestlers have the spear as a finisher Watch something that isn't WWE. It's literally the most boring wrestling there is. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Games today are too big |
Auto_Chrisbot 08/15/23 8:42:14 PM #10 | @haloiscoolisbak posted...
I just don't have the time anymore. I put a month of full time play into Elden Ring and it was just too much @Nok_Su_Kow posted... That's why I stick to indies, 10 hour action games and rpgs that don't ask too much of your time. TC meant install size, not game length. Read the first post. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
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