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AloneIBreak posted...

Planet Fitness is beta gym. I like Crunch.

You know you can always trust people that say things like this

50 dollars says he has said the word cuck over five times today

Outback steakhouse was my first restaurant job and I have always had a soft spot for it, and I love it.

Ive worked at many restaurants and I could go into the quality of outback, but it always falls on deaf ears so Im just gonna say that I love it

I watched it as a kid and thought it was crazy awesome and super fucked up

never watched it again dunno if its actually good

This game was on sale so many times on the switch and now that I wanna get it its 60$

I should have gotten it when I had the chance!

KazGT6 posted...

iirc they are the only big chain to usually have a swimming pool

ymca has a swimming pool

Dont like it? Dont play it. Its that simple.

KazGT6 posted...

you still have those around you?

I have five within 30 miles

The ymca

ForsakenHermit posted...

An incomplete list
* Nipple size on a woman
* Colorful effects in video games besides hot white.
* Tag team matches being cookie cutter and as bland as water.
* Evolving horror films beyond low budget bare minimum garbitch.
* Bloody screens in video games
* Finding pastafarianism offensive not because it mocks religion beyond its original purpose but rather because it's painfully unfunny.
* Fear of missing titties when in public.
* Too many porn videos starting with women already in their underwear or not wearing any.
* The default NCAA trophy being plain and ugly.
* KFC bringing back the real zinger twister.
* Arcades

This mfer sounds like a catch

Cant believe he was in that episode of Seinfeld

Its not rough, Im okay with it

Ska music

invertedlegdrop posted...

I recall Mississippi being one maybe Alabama as well...

Some of these laws were passed to prevent girls and boys from marrying certain older folk early (namely teachers), ill look around but i saw the story a few years ago somewhere...

That makes sense, Mississippi and Alabama are definitely known for their respect on the age of consent

invertedlegdrop posted...

Some states dont allow older (like a good number of years difference) to marry 18 year olds...i think 19 is ok though according to said laws...

Wow thats crazy! Ive never heard that. Which states have these laws?

three hour video about the guy from suburban commando?

One time when I was a line cook my friend came up to me and asked hey do you ever go to the bathroom at work and instead of using toilet paper you just use the gloves youre wearing and wipe your ass with that and then flush the glove?

and I was like uh no

and he was like oh yeah me either I was just checking and walked away

Yeah the wall storyline is awesome

the rest of the show is good, not great. But that wall story is amazing

That show was hilarious. My favorite character was the main girls boyfriend. Dude was fucking hilarious. Also the main girl I really like her in everything shes in

DrizztLink posted...

ITT: a bunch of dudes with nuanced opinions about the age of consent

I have an opinion about a lot of things that I just keep to myself because itll never end well discussing it

Zikten posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/3/AABd5gAAExwL.jpg

Shes holding onto that bar shes not even sticking to the wall

Kaiser1one posted...

let Pubs have their way and they'll pull a Negan on that

Whos pubs and whats a negan

I eagerly await for women to turn 18

so they can vote! Its great to see women participating in democracy

Quezovercoatl posted...

Are you a celebrity in the public defecation scene or something

Psh, I wish

Quezovercoatl posted...

It happens once at work and you're the poopy pants guy FOR LIFE. I don't need 9k that bad.

maybe it would be cool to be the poopy pants guy

no publicity is bad publicity kinda thing

Quezovercoatl posted...

Random time is too dangerous of a proposition

But its only five times!

you probably get like two or three while youre sleeping, which would suck but probably the easiest to manage, and then the last two or three hopefully you can deal without anybody noticing

TetsuoS2 posted...

can you imagine dealing with liquid shit in an airplane or a museum?

i'd fucking die.

I love your two examples of airplane and museum

BloodMoon7 posted...

My anus is always ready fam.

The mark ruffalo of anuses

BloodMoon7 posted...

I would do it for as low as 2k tbh

Wish granted

check your bank account and prepare your anus

runewalshPSiv posted...

Nope

Youre such a liar

five poops? For 250k? Thats a life changing amount of money for five poops

DrizztLink posted...

We don't need to dance this dance, the data has already been cooked.

There is a median minimum price of $23,478.63.

I think that guy is doing it for like $5500 push comes to shove

runewalshPSiv posted...

Yeah I'd do it for 500k lol

What about 250k?

Poker on my phone
a can of fresca

runewalshPSiv posted...

No deal. I don't need the money that bad. Now if it was a million at least, I might consider it

A million?!

you wouldnt do it for 500k?

BloodMoon7 posted...

I already shitted my pants, deal.

If youre already a pants pooper, you get one more on top of your normal pants pooping amount

I heard a table say go woke go broke today

you shit your pants. Full on shit. Once a year, for five years. Completely random time.

but right now you get $9,000.

deal or no deal

Lack of drugs

IronWolf87 posted...

Most memes are painfully unfunny.

Whatever nerd

Dude! Youre getting a Harry Potter!

DKBananaSlamma posted...

It's sorta like Yakuza but with a Dragonball skin on it.

you son of a bitch Im in

First of its kind

bullshit

I love it when people list three things and somebody throws in an and my axe

Jesus where are the fucking teachers

https://i.imgur.com/zLZvOr2.mp4

One of my favorite bands ever

If you have a random celebrity in there with you, it might be a tv show

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Brazzers memes are cool too!?

Only for some people, Im sure

I like r2-d2

Kloe_Rinz posted...

Guys you cant allude to an event last month and then not give the deets -_- youre killing me

Nobody tell him

chaos_knight posted...

It's an RPG with easy to follow fight mechanics. Not as complex as something like Xenoverse, but still pretty fun. Definitely not FighterZ level.

Interesting

maybe Ill try it out