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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
09/02/23 7:52:20 AM
#346
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TopicCan you afford to buy a house on CostCo wages?
MeatiestMeatus
09/01/23 9:06:46 PM
#8
ParanoidObsessive posted...
It's not the problem, it's the reality.

You can argue about WHY things are the way they are, or talk about how much better things would be if you could magically wish things to be different, but at the end of the day you're still stuck with the same shitty situation.

Realism is understanding that "how things SHOULD be" doesn't help you survive NOW.

Like it or not, minimum wage jobs really aren't designed or intended to be the sort of jobs that result in your owning your own house and all the other trappings of a modern lifestyle. Regardless of whether or not you think that SHOULD be true doesn't really change whether or not it IS.
The reality and the problem do not cancel each other out bruh

Telling someone who is struggling to make ends meet to "improve themselves and get a better job" is not going to help them "survive NOW" lmao... not in this fucking reality

Yeah, let's take someone who's flirting with poverty, working ridiculous hours to keep a roof over their head and put food on the table, and make them now dedicate more of their time and take on more debt/financial burden to "improve themselves" so they can eke out a few dollars more per hour. Let's add a couple thousand pounds to that Sisyphean boulder now that's how we solve wealth inequality

Tell that mom or dad working 3 jobs to keep their kids fed and housed to pull up their bootstraps and go get a degree, take on tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt, just so they can move up one rung on the ladder and maybe afford a two bedroom condo in 15 years once they've paid down some of their debts and scraped together a downpayment

Do nothing about the insane cost of housing, education, healthcare, etc etc, or about the wealthiest members of society ability to accumulate and horde obscene wealth in the face of all these struggling people. Do nothing about those things and just tell Joe Schmoe and Jane Schmane that they just gotta improve themselves and get a better job (and crippling debt) lmao

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TopicCan you afford to buy a house on CostCo wages?
MeatiestMeatus
09/01/23 5:58:33 PM
#3
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/0/AAfaVHAAEzai.jpg

Sure, it's the retail workers who are the problem, and not the megamilionaires and billionaires who have been hording wealth for decades

Once upon a time, a home and a new car were well within someone's means if they held a steady job, even on a meager income. Not so much any more. Now, one needs to earn 3-4x minimum wage, or work multiple jobs to earn as much, to even consider buying just a home, let alone a new car with it.

Meanwhile, there are people on this earth rich enough to fund a fucking space program for shits and giggles.

If you think the problem is that the layperson needs to find a better job, you're sorely mistaken. Especially when you consider that for many to "improve" themselves, they have to take on an absurd amount of educational debt. The American Dream is fundamentally broken. The middle class is moving more towards being Poverty+ every year

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TopicSpeak of the devil... RIP Volition Games (Saint's Row, Summoner 1 and 2)
MeatiestMeatus
09/01/23 2:52:01 PM
#15
I know Red Faction well and enjoy some of those games but there's only so much space in the topic title and the Summoner games are better

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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
09/01/23 11:53:22 AM
#340
"Excuse me. My eyes are up here!"



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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
09/01/23 10:32:06 AM
#338
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/9/AAfaVHAAEzWJ.jpg

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Topic"Sorry, we don't sell tickets to adults not accompanying a child."
MeatiestMeatus
09/01/23 8:14:50 AM
#34
lol

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Topicdo you sit or stand to wipe
MeatiestMeatus
09/01/23 7:58:40 AM
#83
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/4/AAfaVHAAEzVI.jpg

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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
09/01/23 7:58:06 AM
#336
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/9/AAfaVHAAEzVD.jpg

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TopicStarfield Reviews are in...
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 7:21:34 PM
#18
ConfusedTorchic posted...
the difference is that this game probably does have a good part and death stranding kind of did not
My brother didn't like it either but I loved it. It's kinda niche but it's awesome if you're in that niche

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TopicI went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole last night and came across this
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 5:35:58 PM
#34
God damn that's a good joke @Sarcasthma

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TopicI went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole last night and came across this
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 5:35:36 PM
#33
SilentSeph posted...
Is there also a Jesus Christ 2?
Yeah but it's just John Leguizamo playing a character

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TopicI went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole last night and came across this
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 5:32:50 PM
#30
Sarcasthma posted...
???


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TopicStarfield Reviews are in...
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 5:31:07 PM
#10
I understand some people have a surplus of spare time but I don't. No way I'm sitting through a dozen+ hours of a game to get to the "good part"... I did that with Death Stranding and I love Death Stranding but the thought of replaying those opening hours in DS makes my boner soft. With that in mind, I can totally see why the game would net a 7 or 8

Like I said, I'll prob get this game if it ever makes it's way to Switch or PS5 but I'm in no rush

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TopicSpeak of the devil... RIP Volition Games (Saint's Row, Summoner 1 and 2)
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 4:27:53 PM
#8
At least Rare are still at the top of their game

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TopicSpeak of the devil... RIP Volition Games (Saint's Row, Summoner 1 and 2)
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 3:22:56 PM
#5
BlackScythe0 posted...
I miss the Summoner games.
Me too! Always hoped for a follow-up

Lokarin posted...
Mimimi is also shutting down
I saw :( Shadow Tactics is rad and their new game looked like a pirate themed version of that so it is prob fun. Must not have sold well

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TopicSpeak of the devil... RIP Volition Games (Saint's Row, Summoner 1 and 2)
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 3:05:04 PM
#2
https://www.gameinformer.com/2023/08/31/saints-row-developer-volition-games-has-been-shut-down

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TopicSpeak of the devil... RIP Volition Games (Saint's Row, Summoner 1 and 2)
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 3:01:53 PM
#1
Was just talking to someone about that amazing Saints Row reboot from last year, only to learn that Volition was shuttered today :(((

Quote from the Embracer Group (owner of Volition) CEO:

"There's simply no fucking way anyone can top that absolute zenith monument to video games that is Saint's Row (2022), so we thought 'Fuck it. Why even try?'" - he then put on some sunglasses, sparked a fat blunt, and pulled a fingerboard from his pocket to rip some sick kickflips before stepping away from the podium chucking a deuce over his shoulder.

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Topici have fully bought into the starfield hype
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 1:42:41 PM
#18
DirtBasedSoap posted...
7/10 from ign and gamespot

oof

RIP Xbox
omg the Starfield message board must be a dumpster fire of a dumpster fire rn

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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 12:41:10 PM
#331
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TopicMitch McConnell freezes up at a press conference yet again
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 12:40:25 PM
#14
papercup posted...
Congress needs age and term limits.
Presidency needs age limits, too. Tired of this country being run by fucking decrepit old bags

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TopicI went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole last night and came across this
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 12:00:37 PM
#21
OhhhJa posted...
Your grammar was way too good for boomerpost satire
I forgot to type like I'm hunting and pecking keys with no regard for backspacing my bad

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Topic"Sorry, we don't sell tickets to adults not accompanying a child."
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 11:34:51 AM
#10
While this rule may sound unbelievable, after some research, we found out that it is an actual rule stated on the Parks website, the first one, as a matter of fact. However, this rule applies to LEGOLAND Discovery Centers, the companys indoor theme parks located across the country (and around the world). The LEGOLAND Discovery Center website states:

Can Adults Visit LEGOLAND Discovery Center Without Any Children?
Adults must be accompanied by children to enter LEGOLAND Discovery Center. We will host exclusive adult nights for our Adult Fans of LEGO without children!

While the website does not provide an explanation for this rule, it states that LEGOLAND Discovery Center locations host exclusive nights for adult fans of LEGO without children, which is an excellent opportunity for those looking to visit one of these indoor theme parks.

Oh so they do let single adult men in to the park? So you're telling me this is overblown, manufactured outrage? Color me surprised

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TopicMario direct in 4 hours
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 10:13:15 AM
#9
This game looks dope

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TopicMario direct in 4 hours
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 10:04:00 AM
#7
Like what I see so far. I'm traveling and lost reception tho...

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TopicI went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole last night and came across this
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 9:24:43 AM
#18
Vampire_Chicken posted...
You'll notice how none of the news channels are bothering to report on this. They run a few stories, but after a week or two they drop it because by that time it's "old news".
Blame them dang millennial zoomers with them blasted facegrams and snapbook selfies they take with their $800 "smart"phones while demanding minimum wage be increased to $40/hr for part-time work making tacos or some shit... they got the attention span of a housefly our future looks dire

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TopicMario direct in 4 hours
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 6:09:43 AM
#2
tag

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TopicPlayStation + going up to $80 for the basic tier next month
MeatiestMeatus
08/31/23 5:53:37 AM
#28
ParanoidObsessive posted...
When I read this, I wasn't sure if I was having a stroke, or if you'd somehow done the fusion dance with Helly.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/5/AAfaVHAAEzHt.jpg

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Topicitt rad songs
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 10:31:16 PM
#85
DirtBasedSoap posted...
thats sick. i dont really like becks newer music but he was great the two times i saw him.
Yeah I think the last full album I really enjoyed of his was The Information but I do like some of the songs off his newer stuff but it's less consistent imho. I really liked that Sea Change follow-up he put out but prefer Sea Change

Still stoked to go I've missed going to concerts

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TopicPlayStation + going up to $80 for the basic tier next month
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 10:24:50 PM
#13
Zareth posted...
https://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-5/saints-row
lmao I'm not some sheep that let's reviewers dictate what I should play I make my own decisions like a true American SR 2022 is fuckin' great I haven't played it yet but I watched some gameplay it's so dope

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TopicPlayStation + going up to $80 for the basic tier next month
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 10:09:46 PM
#9
Hell yeah and it's the good Saints Row from 2022 not those old clunkers that PO is always creaming his jeans over

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TopicPlayStation + going up to $80 for the basic tier next month
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 9:42:15 PM
#6
It's only $0.20 a day that's so cheap I'll gladly pay that for such a robust service with so much value

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TopicMitch McConnell freezes up at a press conference yet again
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 6:12:30 PM
#1
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/mcconnell-appears-freeze-press-conference/story?id=102761372

Fucking retire already dude this is just sad

I love how his aide tries to play it off like the reporters need to speak up. No dummy, homeboy needs to be put in a fucking home already he's fucking ancient

Edit: bad link

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Topicitt rad songs
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 6:08:17 PM
#81
Just copped tix to see Beck (with Phoenix opening)

This will be a busy couple months of concerts for me. Haven't been to this many shows in years

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TopicAre you getting Starfeld then it comes out?
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 4:44:35 PM
#19
To piggyback on your post, I'm sure you find the games enjoyable PO, as do I and countless other fans of those games

But that doesn't change the stone cold fact those games were and are chock full of bugs and glitches, and had messy launches that saw a lot of fans feeling frustration and disappointment

I love Skyrim and Fallout, but holy shit are they buggy. People freak out when you criticize their favorite game like the game is the pinnacle of perfection. Even my most favorite games have issues and flaws, and aside from that I can recognize that just because I happen to enjoy a game doesn't mean everyone will. And I'm okay with that.

Lighten the fuck up lmao I'm sure Starfield is gonna be great and sell a bazillion copies but given Bethesda's track record I would hesitate to buy it at launch. I'm sure I'll get it eventually but I'll let other people be the guinea pig this time

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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 2:53:25 PM
#323
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/1/AAfaVHAAEzBF.jpg

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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 2:27:53 PM
#320
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/4/AAfaVHAAEzAq.jpg

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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 2:27:32 PM
#319
Darth_CiD posted...
I remember settling down to watch the movie as a kid after seeing it in the TV guide. Wasn't quite as funny as i was expecting and Jim Carrey was nowhere to be seen.

actually true story
What movie? That's Dave Mustaine bruh


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TopicAre you getting Starfeld then it comes out?
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 12:57:24 PM
#16
Just because you don't find the glitches spoil your experience doesn't mean everyone shares the same sentiment

And again, no one in this topic has claimed the games are unplayable, but they're sure as shit a better experience a year from launch once they've got a half dozen patches in

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TopicAre you getting Starfeld then it comes out?
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 12:52:30 PM
#14
No one said it'll be unplayable but the myriad of bugs and glitches can certainly hinder someone's enjoyment and break their immersion

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TopicIt's now been one year since I moved abroad
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 12:31:51 PM
#11
I love all kinds of music including country but I'd prob be shit at country music trivia too tbh

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TopicWhat do you think gassed means when used in the context of someone being gassed?
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 12:04:55 PM
#8
Judgmenl posted...
Now look on Urban Dictionary.
No. Why would I look at a joke source like that? It's not a reputable dictionary

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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 11:54:22 AM
#314
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/9/AAfaVHAAEy_V.jpg

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TopicWhat do you think gassed means when used in the context of someone being gassed?
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 11:40:50 AM
#2
Tired; exhausted

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TopicIt's now been one year since I moved abroad
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 9:11:07 AM
#2
For the better, I hope

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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
08/30/23 8:12:15 AM
#309
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/7/AAfaVHAAEy9b.jpg

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MeatiestMeatus
08/29/23 5:07:53 PM
#304
44 now and it only gets worse

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TopicMemes 29 sexy Deathclaws!?
MeatiestMeatus
08/29/23 5:07:39 PM
#303
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/9/AAfaVHAAEy3N.jpg

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TopicWhat's your favourite jazz standard?
MeatiestMeatus
08/29/23 4:32:06 PM
#3
Whichever one DOOM was saying Madlib flipped in Money Folder

https://youtu.be/okYZpiuvQi4

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Topicdo you sit or stand to wipe
MeatiestMeatus
08/29/23 3:09:52 PM
#57
rexcrk posted...
Like, your guys asses dont cover the whole toilet seat?
No but my balls do

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