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| Topic | the fuck, blade runner 2049 is 2 hrs 43 min? how am i not supposed to use a BR? |
| No_U_L7 10/03/17 7:15:06 AM #15 | Turtlebread posted... don't drink anything? i cant go 5 hours without pooping --- |
| Topic | the fuck, blade runner 2049 is 2 hrs 43 min? how am i not supposed to use a BR? |
| No_U_L7 10/03/17 7:05:07 AM #9 | Sativa_Rose posted... No_U_L7 posted...I've never gone 163 minutes without peeing in my life. i get up to use the bathroom --- |
| Topic | the fuck, blade runner 2049 is 2 hrs 43 min? how am i not supposed to use a BR? |
| No_U_L7 10/03/17 7:01:40 AM #5 | Sada_Pop posted... Is it really that difficult? I've never gone 163 minutes without peeing in my life. --- |
| Topic | the fuck, blade runner 2049 is 2 hrs 43 min? how am i not supposed to use a BR? |
| No_U_L7 10/03/17 6:59:42 AM #3 | NibeIungsnarf posted... You could just piss beforehand and not buy an overpriced soda. i already piss beforehand and don't drink anything. 2 hrs 43 min is a long time to not pee... --- |
| Topic | the fuck, blade runner 2049 is 2 hrs 43 min? how am i not supposed to use a BR? |
| No_U_L7 10/03/17 6:54:45 AM #1 | No clue how they expect me to go that long without peeing....it's hard enough holding it for a 2 hr movie --- |
| Topic | cocktail waitresses are such teases |
| No_U_L7 10/03/17 1:25:03 AM #3 | I4NRulez posted... No_U_L7 posted...literally girls paid to flirt with and be nice to you... most waitresses don't dress as skimpily... --- |
| Topic | cocktail waitresses are such teases |
| No_U_L7 10/03/17 1:23:01 AM #1 | literally girls paid to flirt with and be nice to you... --- |
| Topic | my friend thinks this male bartender was hitting on me and not just being nice |
| No_U_L7 10/02/17 6:20:58 PM #1 | he checked my ID and saw we had the same birthday so he said first round was on the house. my friend thinks he was hitting on me, i think he was just being nice. who is right? he didn't seem gay at all and i'm not gay. --- |
| Topic | just sat down to watch porn...and there's a bee in my apartment |
| No_U_L7 10/02/17 5:36:32 AM #1 | |
| Topic | i really suprisex this girl |
| No_U_L7 10/01/17 10:24:04 PM #1 | saw her walking home alone and ran up to catch up and say hi to her, she jumped like 10 feet in the air, she wasn't expecting me --- |
| Topic | Me: wanna hang out tmrw Friend: depends on if im awake tmrw |
| No_U_L7 10/01/17 9:21:38 PM #1 | Me: you mean depends on what time you wake up Friend: nope what... --- |
| Topic | how can i show my female friend i have a big D w.o looking like im hittin on her |
| No_U_L7 09/29/17 5:07:17 PM #1 | i'm a grower not a shower, but she walked in on me peeing the other night. i don't want her to think i have a tiny D.... --- |
| Topic | driving home there's a hot homeless girl and i'm tempted to pick her up |
| No_U_L7 09/29/17 12:46:06 AM #1 | give her a shower and a good fuck how bad an idea would that be? she looks like she's 18, white, blonde hair and fucking beautiful --- |
| Topic | i hate being hit on by homeless dudes, it's such a pain! |
| No_U_L7 09/29/17 12:41:46 AM #1 | and then they play the "homeless so you have to give me sympathy" card when i tell them to fuck off --- |
| Topic | heard a knock on my door at midnight, answered and it was a hot blonde girl |
| No_U_L7 09/25/17 3:58:10 AM #1 | Preface to this story: I'm incredibly sick. Can't stop coughing, haven't showered or shaved in a week. So i open the door...and there's this stunner of a girl standing there. She's actually knocking on my neighbor's door. She says "hey i know you". Turns out she's the girl i was in love with in middle school. Her boyfriend is my neighbor but he's mad at her right now and wouldn't let her in. She's also super drunk.... So I talk to her for a bit and then invite her in for some hot tea. We talk and catch up then she calls an uber home. Too bad I'm sick and look so terrible... --- |
| Topic | im horny but i'm too sick to leave the house and pick up a girl |
| No_U_L7 09/23/17 6:40:53 PM #1 | is this a good excuse to call an escort? never done that before.. --- |
| Topic | what's the best way to bang 2 twin sisters? |
| No_U_L7 09/23/17 5:45:42 PM #1 | i mean, they share everything... --- |
| Topic | me during sex: tell me, what are your parents are like |
| No_U_L7 09/22/17 6:57:05 AM #1 | i panicked and didn't know what else to say... --- |
| Topic | Watchmen show in the works at HBO; Lindelof directing |
| No_U_L7 09/20/17 8:17:53 PM #11 | wait....so they're doing an animated version and a live version? or is the animated version cancelled --- |
| Topic | why do they never refer to it as WW1 in all the WW1 era movies I've seen? |
| No_U_L7 09/19/17 9:25:41 PM #1 | it gets confusing if they don't clarify... --- |
| Topic | this stripper wants to go out on a date with me...for $150 a night |
| No_U_L7 09/18/17 5:35:49 AM #1 | including her transportation cost but not including the meal/drinks. Her rationale is that she works 7 days a week and that is the absolute min she'll make at the strip club. (Quick math lesson: $40 house fees and $20 in tips to bouncers means she actually makes $210 a night min, about $30 from stage dancing (singles) followed by about 9 lapdances at $20 min). I told her that when she is in a position in life where she can afford to take a night off, I'll take her out then lol. --- |
| Topic | Anyone else watching The Ozarks? Only a couple episodes in. |
| No_U_L7 09/17/17 9:57:47 PM #4 | A couple is specifically two. You meant to say a few episodes in. I made this mistake when I was 6 and my mom made a dozen cookies and asked how many i wanted. I said a couple and she gave me 2 and my sister 10.... --- |
| Topic | what's the best way to tell a girl that i'm the actor starring in her bad dreams |
| No_U_L7 09/17/17 11:36:25 AM #2 | i checked it twice --- |
| Topic | what's the best way to tell a girl that i'm the actor starring in her bad dreams |
| No_U_L7 09/17/17 11:01:15 AM #1 | i have a list of names and hers is in red underlined --- |
| Topic | i'm so sick =( |
| No_U_L7 09/17/17 5:41:23 AM #1 | wanted to go out and pick up some new girls tonight, but instead i got dressed, laid down on my couch and couldn't get back up... --- |
| Topic | Have you ever did the deed back to back with a friend? |
| No_U_L7 09/16/17 11:00:04 AM #12 | SteelySchuel posted... Actually a friend and I just started up a really low key FWB type thing while she was on a break from her (now ex) BF. The first night we hooked up we did it twice. how is this related to the topic at all lol --- |
| Topic | the last 2 girls i slept with it took a combined 4 hrs to get them into bed |
| No_U_L7 09/16/17 7:04:29 AM #7 | Nikra posted... The more people brag, the more likely it never happen. only someone who doesn't get laid would think it's bragging... that aside, i'm a pick up artist, we like to share our stories in what we call field reports. being too lazy to type these up i instead settled for sharing a couple facts from them --- |
| Topic | the last 2 girls i slept with it took a combined 4 hrs to get them into bed |
| No_U_L7 09/16/17 6:26:53 AM #3 | _wwKd_ posted... This is creepy in the wrong context. don't think cosby really worried about building a connection with a girl.. --- |
| Topic | the last 2 girls i slept with it took a combined 4 hrs to get them into bed |
| No_U_L7 09/16/17 6:15:35 AM #1 | first girl took 2.5 hrs, but i was being extra cautious to build more of a connection before taking her home second girl took 1.5 hrs, i feel that was perfectly timed --- |
| Topic | i love how brainwashed most of CE is into thinking guys should pay on dates |
| No_U_L7 09/16/17 3:42:37 AM #55 | LittleRoyal posted... No_U_L7 posted...LittleRoyal posted... You're just repeating your circular logic, "he asks so he should pay"/"he pays because he asked", when I'm telling you there is no logical connection between "he asks" so "he should pay". Can you actually tell me why "asking" means the guy "should pay" without using circular logic? For example, if you said "he asked" and "going out with him is beneath me so I should be compensated" so "he should pay", that'd make logical sense, it'd be a terrible argument, but it does make logical sense. Now, the only argument I can think of is "it's steeped in tradition for the man to pay" but again my entire point is that things that are steeped in tradition are often found to be wrong in 2017, ie slavery was deeply steeped in tradition. I'm not saying the two are equivalent, I'm saying everything should be examined for practicality in this modern age. Now, if you actually have a case to make, I would love to hear it, but your argument seems based in social conditioning (which is often also wrong) and what is ingrained in you rather than practical logical facts. If you just flat out don't want to pay, there is nothing wrong in admitting that, that's one of the benefits of being a woman, in that you can get away with that. I'm waiting. --- |
| Topic | i don't understand guys that are opposed to kissing girls after they blow you |
| No_U_L7 09/15/17 12:12:43 AM #13 | Zikten posted... cause that's gross. would you drink your own pee too? Webmaster4531 posted... Why don't you go all the way and snowball? my entire point is that it is NOT that extreme. If a drop of my own urine accidentally ended up on a filet mignon i ordered, you better bet I'd still eat it rather than toss it out... --- |
| Topic | i don't understand guys that are opposed to kissing girls after they blow you |
| No_U_L7 09/15/17 12:00:48 AM #1 | um, it's my penis, what do i care if a little bit of my own residue gets into my mouth 2nd hand doing something i want to do? --- |
| Topic | postmates customer service is atrocious |
| No_U_L7 09/14/17 9:27:44 PM #1 | they literally botch the price on every order and it takes 10+ emails and 2 weeks while they play dumb before it is fixed. --- |
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