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TopicHow I Met Your Mother premiered nearly 13 years ago
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 8:06:27 AM
#7
Doom_Art posted...
Also Robin weirds me out.

By all accounts I should find her attractive. There's just something... off about Cobie Smulders

I find her sexy as hell, but her character is the least interesting person I've ever seen on tv. Everyone constantly fawning over her in the show made no sense. Bitch ain't Helen of Troy, quit starting wars over her.
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TopicWorst cramps to get?
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 8:05:16 AM
#1
Imo diaphragm ones suck dog duck. The back of the leg ones when swimming suck too.
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TopicHow I Met Your Mother premiered nearly 13 years ago
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 8:04:06 AM
#4
Marshall and barney were the only characters on that show worth a damn.

Yeah I said it
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TopicTomorrow Bitcoin will fall below 9000
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 8:03:11 AM
#6
And now I tilt my head back and laugh at the dudes who emptied their 401ks to buy bitocin
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TopicSo my paycheck is officially $227 a month larger now after Trumps tax cuts
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 7:54:33 AM
#21
I make 30k a year. Mine went up 20 bucks per pay period. I guess more beer. Ok.
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TopicA guy invites you back to his hotel room. What do you do?
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 6:39:04 AM
#8
TopicMost women will grow up to be happily married.
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 6:38:10 AM
#46
Tadamoto38 posted...
I completely agree with TC. It's very difficult for men to find a woman. We end up old and alone. Here are some reasons why:

1. Roughly 50% of women these days are lesbians, or are bi. This means there are literally millions of girls that are unavailable, and are indeed marrying each other.

2. Women are extremely difficult to understand (regardless of what sayoria says). You would need a textbook as big as the Bible to understand women.

3. Girls are very shallow and superficial. They don't want the average looking guy working a regular 9 to 5 job. They want either basketball/football players, over six feet tall, making lots of money, or a super good looking male model. The average guy gets ignored and over looked.

4. The dreaded friendzone. I've been here so many times it's not funny. No guy should willing be in the friendzone. This is basically your female friend saying that she thinks you're ugly, undesirable, and aren't worth dating.

False. Most women over 25 tend to prefer bearded men who are chubby. I'm not joking.
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TopicPeople are making hella convincing face swapping porn, and people scared
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 6:36:05 AM
#2
TopicBlack Panther soundtrack revealed
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 6:34:35 AM
#205
NinjaBreakfast posted...
If it breaks records and gets amazing reviews, the usual suspects on CE will accuse reviewers of pandering or say they were paid or say it's being propped up by desperate minorities and 'SJWS'

If it does terribly on both fronts, CE will lap it up and say black people don't support black characters (despite probably refusing to support it themselves) etc etc.

Can't win!

It's pathetic. Ce's basement dwelling suburban veiled racism is getting more and more ridiculous.

The brits of all people are fucking loving it lol.
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TopicLmao Justin Timberlake new man of the woods album sucks ass
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 6:32:42 AM
#5
DemonBuffet posted...
Thought TC was exaggerating but....


Fun fact, that's the best song on the album.
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TopicI hate elves (WoW)
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 6:32:17 AM
#15
TopicBlack Panther soundtrack revealed
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 6:30:32 AM
#203
Makeveli_lives posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Like i said continue with the ignorance.... Peter was abducted so anything he talks about and listens to is from that time frame...thus the choice of music. Its literally common sense. Its why it was "retro music" lol like did you not realize all the date references he made lol fuck man...lol

Which was a creative choice and not consistent with the canon of that character established thus far. You keep going on about this as if he was always abducted in the 80s and thus always had the mixtape. He didn't, the director chose to create that situation to insert that music into the soundtrack. BillWardsPants posted...
I wonder how much money Disney is blowing trying to promote this flop?

preorder ticket sales broke records for marvel actually

And reviews are calling it the best marvel movie to date lol.

CE is getting less subtle about its racism.
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TopicThere are literally hundreds of Ugandan knuckles apps on Google play
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 6:29:30 AM
#33
TopicI hate elves (WoW)
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 5:42:51 AM
#5
TopicLmao Justin Timberlake new man of the woods album sucks ass
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 5:42:01 AM
#3
NibeIungsnarf posted...
Well, its JT...

Futuresex was fucking great. Has last two were shit.

Like 90% of rhe songs on man of the woods are like, low effort r&b throwaways. And I like r&b.
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TopicLmao Justin Timberlake new man of the woods album sucks ass
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 5:38:13 AM
#1
TopicBlack Panther soundtrack revealed
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 4:13:08 AM
#196
TopicBlack Panther soundtrack revealed
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 4:12:26 AM
#195
TopicHow do you personally feel about Dragon Age Inquisition?
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 3:02:58 AM
#143
TopicWould the average American understand whats going on (poppy seed related)
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 1:43:37 AM
#10
Opium tea is a horrible idea unless you have a high tolerance. Even then you can still od. Reddit has lots of discussions from heroin addicts who have even od on it. One guy said he blacked out for 18 hours and woke up covered in puke
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TopicWould the average American understand whats going on (poppy seed related)
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 1:40:54 AM
#8
synth_real posted...
You don't make opium from the seeds, it's actually the sap from the seed pods

Which is on the exterior of the seeds if they're unwashed.

Theres washed and unwashed seeds. Washed have no alkaloids on them. The unwashed ones do. You throw them in a ziploc with water and then shake and pour the water into a glass and drink. But again, very easy to od that way.
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TopicWould the average American understand whats going on (poppy seed related)
pres_madagascar
02/01/18 1:39:20 AM
#7
That is an absolutely awful way to get opiate. Opium/poppy tea is impossible to Guage how much you're actually getting and is easy to overdose.
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TopicI feel like incest porn has really grown in popularity these last few years.
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 6:50:48 AM
#34
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Scotty_Rogers posted...
It's pretty fucking disturbing tbh

This. I have to turn off the audio or lose my hard on. I don't want anyone saying "You're a good son", "do it for mommy", "youre the best big brother" and shit.
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TopicRumor confirmed: BJ Blazkowicz is the great-grandfather of Doomguy
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 6:25:01 AM
#6
pegusus123456 posted...
Does this make that the worst game universe to live in? You go from super-advanced Nazis to whatever the hell's happening in Commander Keen to Martion helldemons.

Fairly certain the portal to hell on Mars is a direct result of repurposed occult tech that the nazis were using in Wolfe stein.
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Topicwtf woke up with a blister on my inner lip
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 6:23:42 AM
#2
TopicAnyone else think God of War is going to fail?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 6:23:16 AM
#3
I'm interested in it. So long as it isn't one long escort quest, I'm down.
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TopicAnyone else getting their ass kicked by allergies right now?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 6:22:41 AM
#1
TopicHow do you personally feel about Dragon Age Inquisition?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 6:17:54 AM
#139
Ilishe posted...
I hated it. They went so far from what I liked in the original game that I couldn't even play it

What a mess

I was a huge fan of origins, inquisition initially disappointed but I gave it another chance when the goty came out and enjoyed it a lot.
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TopicHow do you personally feel about Dragon Age Inquisition?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 5:12:44 AM
#136
Shotgunnova posted...
Do any of the playables leave if you're repeatedly cruel to them? I mean, without explicitly picking the "leave the party" option?

Nope lol. They just take it and disapprove. Well, I have heard blackwall will leave but the others I don't believe so.
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TopicHow do you personally feel about Dragon Age Inquisition?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 5:05:57 AM
#134
Shotgunnova posted...
Man, I've been watching some funny-ass compilation videos. The one where the Inquisitor is a dick to everyone is gold.


Highlight has to be:

Vivienne: You sabotaged my formula. Why?
Inky: You're manipulative and shallow, and I wanted you to fail.

I'm doing this current playthrough as a dick. It's fucking hilarious. You're not even evil or anything, just an asshole to everyone for no reason. It's kind of like playing the game as someone who really didn't want the job but had it forced on him so he makes everyone resent it as much as he can.
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TopicWhich Final Fantasy is the best?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 4:23:23 AM
#6
TopicHow do you personally feel about Dragon Age Inquisition?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 3:52:06 AM
#132
Shotgunnova posted...
lmao @ (Trespasser spoilers) Solas petrifying the upstart Qunari brat who was leading everyone
I still remember the convo he had where he whined at Sera for killstealing.
Also Iron Bull's death made it harder for other Qunari mercs to live in the land afterwards. Thanks, Obullma!.
Also also foreshadowing Tevinter goodness in DA4? I'll be cross if Dorian doesn't come back.

yep, da4 more than likely is in tevinter somehow
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TopicHow do you personally feel about Dragon Age Inquisition?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 3:51:07 AM
#131
apolloooo posted...
Everything Bout that game is trash exceot maybe for world design aesthethics and graphics.

- shit character (like only varric and bull are okay)
- barely any choice and consequences
- shit mobile MMO mechanics with war table and shit
- shit rpg element
- shit writing
- shit plot
- shit quest design
- shit UI

Nah man I don't agree, but i respect your thoughts. It's not the best rpg this Gen for sure, but post trespasser it's pretty solid. And how can you hate on Dorian
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TopicThere are literally hundreds of Ugandan knuckles apps on Google play
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 1:36:13 AM
#17
Coffeebeanz posted...
I remember when the App Store was 99% fart apps and beer pouring simulators

And now it's endless shit f2p apps full of micro transactions
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TopicIt's crazy that Bam Margera has turned into his father
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 1:32:19 AM
#27
ToadallyAwesome posted...
He had a kid? That poor bastard

His wife is good people at least. I watched a documentary lol.
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TopicTrump is calling for more nuclear proliferation?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 1:31:43 AM
#44
josifrees posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
josifrees posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
josifrees posted...
You mean never? There has never been a time in history where any country has been asking for nuclear proliferation.

Lmfao


???? Explain yourself?? Why would a country want to lose its leverage and power??

We have the most nuclear weapons of any country on earth. Even Russia. We don't need more.


You said hello again its 1953. What was special about 1953 Im missing? They didnt want nuclear proliferation in 1953

Cuban missile crisis.
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TopicThere are literally hundreds of Ugandan knuckles apps on Google play
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 1:31:09 AM
#13
Chicken posted...
Are they google maps clones?

Nope. Flappy bird, endless runners, and sound boards.
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TopicTrump is calling for more nuclear proliferation?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:43:26 AM
#39
Tmaster148 posted...
It would be better to improve the infrastructure holding our existing nukes rather than build more. Some of these facilities still use floppy disks.

That's intentional. Less easy to hack.
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Topic297 days until the midterms.
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:42:50 AM
#7
littlebro07 posted...
We need some purple fuck to save us all

#Barney2020

Barney does tantric sex classes for women now. I'm down.
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TopicThere are literally hundreds of Ugandan knuckles apps on Google play
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:41:24 AM
#4
littlebro07 posted...
What the fuck is Ugandan Knuckles

The stupid do you know the way meme
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TopicThere are literally hundreds of Ugandan knuckles apps on Google play
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:38:34 AM
#1
I'm not joking. Hundreds and hundreds of them. Type in knuckles on Google play and just scroll. Literally never ends. I gave up after a while.

The internet brings us so much joy, yet so much pain.
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TopicTrump is calling for more nuclear proliferation?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:31:56 AM
#31
TheVipaGTS posted...
KillCommunism posted...
If our enemies, or potential enemies are making more, then we have to make more.

but why? what exactly is more going to do? why waste money on that? we have plenty....Russia, NK, whoever can stockpile as much as they want...it only takes one to do some serious damage. we don't need 100 of them. they aren't going to use all of them, we aren't going to use all of them....Fuck i hope we never use one of them...why are we wasting time and money on this nonsense?

Russia and USA have thousands of them already lol.
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TopicTrump is calling for more nuclear proliferation?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:31:21 AM
#30
KillCommunism posted...
If our enemies, or potential enemies are making more, then we have to make more.

Russia isn't making more...yet. Just finding new ways to deliver them.

And this mindset is what made the cold war such a clusterfuck nightmare in the first place.

You do know they're extremely difficult and costly to dismantle and dispose of when needed right? It's a really bad idea.
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Topic297 days until the midterms.
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:28:34 AM
#5
KarmaMuffin posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
and still nothing gets done ever because our government is useless.

This is dishonest.

Not really. They've been at a relative partisan deadlock for a long time, and neither side really wants to compromise. Compromise is a dirty word to them.
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TopicTrump is calling for more nuclear proliferation?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:27:37 AM
#26
AmonAmarth posted...
i think the russians and americans have fairly close numbers.

whats nuclear profliferation?

does he want to become another macarther?

Nuclear proliferation = mass making and stockpiling nukes.
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Topic297 days until the midterms.
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:25:38 AM
#3
It's always how it goes. It goes in cycles.

Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, Red takes it, then blue takes it, then red takes it, then blue takes it, and still nothing gets done ever because our government is useless.
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TopicJust drove 6 1/2 hours to Reno
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:23:39 AM
#5
TopicIt's crazy that Bam Margera has turned into his father
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:22:01 AM
#21
HypnoCoosh posted...
Bam is a giant whiny brat baby

Nah man I give him credit. His best friend of his entire life died, and he was already heavily into drugs and alcohol, and afterward it spiraled.

He's been trying(not completely successfully) to get off alcohol lately and just had a kid and started skating agsin
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TopicTrump is calling for more nuclear proliferation?
pres_madagascar
01/31/18 12:19:40 AM
#22
008Zulu posted...
I suspect that this comes in light of the fact, that Russia has developed an underwater drone that can deliver a nuclear payload.

To be fair, it's entirely possible we do too.

Bat178 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
josifrees posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
josifrees posted...
You mean never? There has never been a time in history where any country has been asking for nuclear proliferation.

Lmfao


???? Explain yourself?? Why would a country want to lose its leverage and power??

We have the most nuclear weapons of any country on earth. Even Russia. We don't need more.

Actually, Russia has more.

Russia has more actual warheads, we have more warheads attached to intercontinental ballistic Mississippi than they do.
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TopicHow do you personally feel about Dragon Age Inquisition?
pres_madagascar
01/30/18 11:37:35 PM
#126
UnholyMudcrab posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Da2 is shit

*leans into mic*

Wrong.

dave_is_slick posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Da2 is s***

Aside from the admittedly huge flaw of recycling interiors, I had no issue with it myself.

The recycled interiors and whole game being on one city was my issue.
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