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Topicdoes it make you feel guilty being a christian and trying to hog holidays all
eggcorn
12/27/17 12:52:42 AM
#4
ok, buttdart
Topicdoes it make you feel guilty being a christian and trying to hog holidays all
eggcorn
12/27/17 12:49:32 AM
#2
every time you post I feel sorry for you
TopicGuys what the fuck my pc keeps freezing every 5 seconds.
eggcorn
12/27/17 12:48:17 AM
#8
hello. Is your PC freezing?

Better warm it up nyuknyuk
TopicIs this girl THICC or just fat?
eggcorn
12/27/17 12:45:33 AM
#49
fat
TopicMan gives homeless man a Big Mac
eggcorn
12/27/17 12:17:05 AM
#5
man I was waiting for him to call him a kkk bitch when he walked away
TopicHow to contact yahoo if I can't login to my email?
eggcorn
12/27/17 12:00:54 AM
#5
MediumRare posted...
Anyone know how to contact yahoo customer support

you have to yodel
TopicPublic PSA Announcement: thecondo is not a public CE discord
eggcorn
12/26/17 11:57:33 PM
#8
ur not invited to CE tho

GET

OUT!
TopicDo you shop at black-owned businesses?
eggcorn
12/26/17 11:53:25 PM
#48
I shop wherever has what I want at the best price/closest location.
TopicPick your Christmas present (pick before entering): [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
eggcorn
12/26/17 2:51:17 AM
#7
4aw ty tc
TopicPhilippines President: "I support gay marriage"
eggcorn
12/26/17 2:14:40 AM
#22
M3sterybumper posted...
And he was never seen again.


Man you are a cool character.
TopicThe Boxing day test
eggcorn
12/26/17 2:12:09 AM
#10
Thrillwell posted...
From the world of sport - the Cointon Spinkywompers flomped the Floingboing Welfinclompers 70 fluff to 40 flave. At the tone the time will be twenty-six railroad.

oh my god 10/10
TopicGirl confronts her molestor at family event. Cringeee
eggcorn
12/26/17 1:52:08 AM
#3
yikes
TopicHeading out SLAMMING at the clubs tomorrow night with my boy Arugula!
eggcorn
12/26/17 12:54:15 AM
#4
SxEl4I5
HAHAH SLUMMING
TopicMy 24 y/o cousin is going to marry a tall white guy..
eggcorn
12/26/17 12:09:11 AM
#12
damn that dude is spinning your cousin like a pinwheel on his dick
TopicIs it really going to be called "Solo: A Star Wars Story"?
eggcorn
12/25/17 11:56:13 PM
#5
Ricemills posted...
-____-
TopicThe Boxing day test
eggcorn
12/25/17 11:35:37 PM
#4
Fast bowlers bowl aggressively at the tail regularly.
TopicApparently Hoth was making jokes about a CE users dead mom on the gamefaqs sub.
eggcorn
12/25/17 11:16:33 PM
#2
don't bring that shit here, you're just as bad.
TopicWhy aren't any gaming systems shaped like a Pyramid
eggcorn
12/25/17 10:15:24 PM
#2
why didnt nintendo continue with game pyramid, game orb etc...
TopicThe user Kaname_Madoka is warned.
eggcorn
12/25/17 10:11:56 PM
#26
Burgess posted...
Merry Christmas.
TopicClose your account
eggcorn
12/25/17 10:11:03 PM
#2
TC is not a welcher
TopicPorch thief steals babies kidney medication
eggcorn
12/25/17 10:10:12 PM
#6
Rika_Furude posted...
bok choi,
Alternativefacts


lmao @ listening to anything those dudes say. Anyway we call them porch pirates and they come out in force this time of year.
TopicPorch thief steals babies kidney medication
eggcorn
12/25/17 9:39:19 PM
#3
NeoShadowhen posted...
Shit doesn't get stolen off porches in America? Who the fuck said that?
TopicWhat's the deal with cuck glasses?
eggcorn
12/25/17 9:38:16 PM
#31
pinky0926 posted...
eggcorn posted...
pinky0926 posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCOqRZAXkAIX27i.jpg

Harrison Ford, known CUCK


thats a character and not even the glasses tc was talking abut so quit being so fucking cuckhurt.


Stop making up words because you know exactly 0% about how fashion trends work

I've seen your pics neither do you bootleg thrifted H&M ass
TopicWhat's the deal with cuck glasses?
eggcorn
12/25/17 9:35:07 PM
#26
pinky0926 posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCOqRZAXkAIX27i.jpg

Harrison Ford, known CUCK


thats a character and not even the glasses tc was talking abut so quit being so fucking cuckhurt.
TopicImagine being so deluded to think Republicans are still doing great
eggcorn
12/25/17 9:17:41 PM
#3
Burgess posted...
Merry Christmas.
TopicDisney Apparently Expects 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' To Bomb
eggcorn
12/25/17 7:23:34 PM
#12
straight to disney channel
Topic"Whites have no culture"
eggcorn
12/25/17 7:21:41 PM
#54
weapon_d00d816 posted...
SGT_Conti posted...
why is weapon getting so defensive

Idk maybe because it's a topic attacking my race

You're white. You're supposed to laugh it off when people attack your race.
TopicDisney Apparently Expects 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' To Bomb
eggcorn
12/25/17 7:17:47 PM
#4
50Blessings posted...
The lead actor, Alden Ehrenreich, cant act,

why didn't they fire him?
Topic"Whites have no culture"
eggcorn
12/25/17 7:15:38 PM
#45
TheVipaGTS posted...
Taking frozen meat out of the freezer and putting it into the oven without seasoning. Seasoning with mayonnaise after its cooked.

TheVipaGTS posted...
Oh, also Minivans.

I feel like you've never met a white person.
TopicYummy butthurt conservatrolls tears
eggcorn
12/25/17 5:41:46 PM
#4
TopicCalled the cops on my upstairs neighbors last night
eggcorn
12/25/17 1:10:01 PM
#15
how do u know it wasn't santa on ur roof
TopicThe conservatrolls on this board are so cute.
eggcorn
12/25/17 11:54:16 AM
#7
Mal_Fet posted...
Burgess posted...
Merry Christmas.
Topic(Michael Keaton) = What movie comes to your mind right away? Go!!
eggcorn
12/25/17 2:59:53 AM
#27
pacific heights
TopicC/D: Your possessions have more value than the life of a burglar/thief.
eggcorn
12/25/17 1:53:11 AM
#9
C
TopicI'm stranded on the road.
eggcorn
12/25/17 12:53:58 AM
#23
now you fucked up
TopicDiablo 3 advice needed.
eggcorn
12/25/17 12:51:53 AM
#30
My girlfriend and I both ended up as crusaders. So fun.
TopicI'm stranded on the road.
eggcorn
12/25/17 12:50:34 AM
#17
Loghain posted...
eggcorn posted...
drive with your windows open. I assume your problem is fogged up windshield?

It's freezing on the outside, or rather, ice jumps from the road into the windshield

You just going to sit around and wait for mommy to rescue you?
TopicI'm stranded on the road.
eggcorn
12/25/17 12:45:28 AM
#14
drive with your windows open. I assume your problem is fogged up windshield?
TopicMy bookstore had a much larger section for Women's Studies than African History
eggcorn
12/24/17 10:47:20 PM
#6
Questionmarktarius posted...
About 51% of people are women.
Only 16% or so of people are in Africa.

rekt
TopicDo CEmen insult each other to feel more masculine?
eggcorn
12/24/17 9:17:47 PM
#22
LittleRoyal posted...
eggcorn posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
He meant because you dont get us I think. Hes insulting you to feel more manly

Like have in my possession or like understand

Understand. Err. I think. I forgot *shrugs vigorously while staring at *

What a terrible person. Hates girls, insulted me and confused you. just terrible.
TopicI'm going to perform stand up tonight.
eggcorn
12/24/17 8:36:50 PM
#36
also update afterwards
TopicDo CEmen insult each other to feel more masculine?
eggcorn
12/24/17 8:35:36 PM
#14
LittleRoyal posted...
He meant because you dont get us I think. Hes insulting you to feel more manly

Like have in my possession or like understand
TopicUnless your country is perfect
eggcorn
12/24/17 8:31:30 PM
#21
armandro posted...
eggcorn posted...
faizan_faizan posted...
You don't have to be a cook to say if some food tastes like shit.

you have to taste it though. America naysayers have never tasted FREEDOM.


wow i really like this post
i almost wanna put it in my sig

thanks!
Hexenherz posted...
eggcorn posted...
faizan_faizan posted...
You don't have to be a cook to say if some food tastes like shit.

you have to taste it though. America naysayers have never tasted FREEDOM.

Actually depending on where they're from they've tasted more actual freedom than we could ever hope to.

freedom? maybe. FREEDOM? nope.
TopicI'm going to perform stand up tonight.
eggcorn
12/24/17 2:21:54 PM
#24
RedWhiteBlue posted...
*Kitt walks on stage*

*Crowd is silent and waits*

Kitt - ". . . . Women"

*Crowd chuckles*

Kitt - "Am I right?"

*Crowd laughs loudly*

Kitt - "Outside of the kitchen? She's gettin' a stitchen!"

*Crowd goes wild, chairs are sliding out, people are falling over*

Kitt - "Right!?"

*Crowd suffocates from laughter*

I laughed
TopicIs there any way to know who checked out my Facebook profile?
eggcorn
12/24/17 2:17:30 PM
#10
Becoming a Navy SEAL (Sea-Air-Land) requires extreme physical fitness, mental fitness and the ability to make quick decisions while operating as part of a team under demanding conditions. They are the highest paid enlisted operators in the military and for good reason -- it is an assignment that only a few are mentally and physically strong enough to take on.[1] If you think you can make it with the cream of the cream of the crop, read on.
TopicUnless your country is perfect
eggcorn
12/24/17 2:13:39 PM
#11
faizan_faizan posted...
You don't have to be a cook to say if some food tastes like shit.

you have to taste it though. America naysayers have never tasted FREEDOM.
TopicWow Trump did a lot this year
eggcorn
12/24/17 2:11:38 PM
#69
ooger posted...
armandro posted...
ooger posted...
armandro posted...
pinky are u trolling my topic

stop being an argument nerd

i cringe'd


Close your account.

this is an ad hominem

option 2. you can counter my actual statement

see how nerdy that sounds


You don't have a statement.

You're a Dumpy Trumpy supporter, so basically you are a waste of space.

You have no worth in this world.

lol time for you to get off the internet.
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