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Hexagon posted...

Hopefully a dragon, that would be cool.

Crying Charizard.jpg
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Physician [Internal Medicine]

Time for Fire Bunny imo
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Exactly the kind of game that plays to the Switch's handheld mode. 60fps and looks great.
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"The creator of this game is a pig, therefore it invalidates anything objectively true about the game's depiction of Bohemian society"

-gives Roman Polanski an Academy Award-
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Portability is the reason I get the Switch version of anything that has one
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bluezero posted...

Nintendo is not going to change their formula. A first party game every year or so. If that's worth it to you, go for it.

Were you cognizant in 2017
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The middle ages were a shitty time for everyone involved. Especially women, though.
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DezDroppedFreak posted...

Game is janky af and looks like what you would get if you stripped the soul out of Oblivion

That's exactly what Conjuration does lmao
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Reading through those comments no one seems to be mad at the game for saying the Middle Ages were sexist.

They're mad at the game for being bad and a few of them are mad at the developers for getting history wrong and then being arrogant about it post release.

I feel like you're waving your dick at a shadow here.

One of the arguments really makes little sense - "we don't have evidence there were no black people in Bohemia at the time". That's sort of like saying there's no evidence that Cleopatra wasn't black. We make assumptions about history both on the presence of and absence of evidence. There probably weren't many Africans in Bohemia because they are rarely mentioned in texts or art from the era. It's more of a stretch to assume they had a significant presence than to say they were in the extreme minority. Neither is certain. But simply adding them into the game to satisfy a 21st century desire of inclusiveness would not exactly fit the supposed narrative of the game.
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I'm not exactly sure why they are mad. Isn't this common knowledge about medieval society, and isn't being honest about it a relatively progressive thing to do?
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Genocet_10-325 posted...

Lol the altrighters on CE all think he was TOTALLY VINDICATED by Mueller indicating those Russians.

What if the joke's on you and nobody actually likes Trump.

By M. Night Shymalan
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It's been a bad presidency for Trump
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That'll show those leftists, eh comrade?
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ilovuuu posted...

Darkman124 posted...

hilarious level of asian helicopter parenting

its not hilarious if you've lived it first hand >+>

I dunno, my mom is Chinese and other than never being allowed to watch TV I actually did fine. Ish.
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Korean food is so good though
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I hunger for blood
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What if our very existence is just a simulation inside the digital mind of a Russian troll bot?
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Dash_Harber posted...

Funny how this stuff comes out literally a day after any sort of heat turns towards Trump. It's almost as if someone is planning it that way ...

In all fairness, Bill had this coming for decades.

And it is especially pertinent during this #MeToo movement. There's really no debate as to whether he abused his position of power to garner sexual favors. If that's enough to condemn other politicians, he's past due for his own comeuppance.
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Aristoph posted...

They will literally never get over their obsession with Clinton, will they?

Maybe if they stopped shoving his wife in our faces
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Wow that sounds really rough
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It runs around 20fps on X1X and PS4 Pro. That is legit unacceptable.
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CrimsonRage posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

I hate Lupus because anyone with an even slightly abnormal ANA panel will forever be convinced they have it

@Coffeebeanz, is your life more like Scrubs or House

Act like House
Treated like Scrubs
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I hate Lupus because anyone with an even slightly abnormal ANA panel will forever be convinced they have it
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Your rights end where my feelings begin
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I didn't believe it when the reviews said it was much better than the first but it's on a whole other level
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NibeIungsnarf posted...

Okay.

It was still fun.

It aged like 30 year old yogurt.

Try playing it now, objectively. It highlights just how vastly superior Super Mario Bros was. The mechanics are nearly broken. The level design is terrible. The collision detection with enemies and terrain is like some guy programming a game with visual basic.
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It, like Virtual Boy, did have a Wario Land title exclusive to it.
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Anyone notice how he's been investigated 0 times so far?
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2018 AD.

Trolling is made illegal.

Those who continue to do so are labeled enemies of the state.

Pepe the Frog is considered as offensive as the swastika.

Problematic and Prejudice

Coming this summer to a blind-friendly IMAX near you
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If you replaced Mario's Sprite, it would be indistinguishable as a Mario game.
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We have to move on from this idea that being sexy is fundamentally meant to please men.

Bayonetta is sexy because it pleases her. How is that not empowerment?
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To me, her entire sexuality can be defined by quip she makes early on: "No one said you could touch."

She basically flips the tables on sexual objectification. She's the boss in her world - men are her subjects. They do her bidding.

It also takes the "you don't have to be ashamed of your body" argument that is commonly used against modeling and fat shaming and takes it to what would probably be an uncomfortable next level - If you don't have to be ashamed of your body, why CAN'T you be hot and flaunt it?

She's not flaunting it to please others. She's doing it because she can, and nobody can stop her.
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Ever since it came out, I've always viewed Bayonetta as one of the strongest, alpha-type female leads ever to be introduced to gaming. She's one of the only examples of a female character not held back by some kind of weakness. Plus, the sexualization in Bayonetta seems explicitly geared towards her being a sort of dominatrix type, which few would normally consider to be a "misogynist" fetish (quite the opposite, frankly). The way she's sexualized is completely the opposite of almost any other game. She openly flaunts it because she knows she's ace and her enemies are totally beneath her. It's really empowering, if anything.
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They have the most seemingly deliberately obtuse recurring subscription options for Xbox Live, and finding out how to remove credit cards was completely ridiculous several years ago.
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It was sort of like a countdown basically
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Destiny 2's Eververse was "just cosmetics" until it became a way to lock all unique seasonal items behind loot boxes.
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Those shoes look like a five year old designed them.
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southcoast09 posted...

chill02 posted...

why is a 3 year old game still $60

Because its Nintendo. They re release something and pretend its brand new. Then their fanboys act like its the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Isnt Bayonetta one of those fast paced games with lots of jumping and ATB sequences? Not my type.

To be fair, Xbox Fans seemingly enjoy being lied to for an entire generation.
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Second_Chances posted...

Land is fine for what it is, a short Mario romp through an unfamiliar land

Land 2 is the piece of shit that tries to be like the console games and fails horribly in physics and style alike

Land doesn't even feel like a Mario game. It's has completely messed up jump dynamics and collision detection.
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chill02 posted...

why is a 3 year old game still $60

It's actually $40 on the eShop

The $60 version is Bayonetta 1 + 2
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MrK3V posted...

Are you guys telling me im gonna able to get through blightown lag free?

Nearly all Switch ports of Wii U-era games have significantly better frame rates. So hopefully.
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AlphaCuck posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

Mr_Biscuit posted...

The remaster was announced in the first place during the Nintendo Direct :)

Nintendo got DIBS

Nintendo going for stuff like Doom, Skyrim and Dark Souls really sends a very positive message about their desire to court "hardcore" games, which is cool. The portability aspect is a big selling point.

That's great and all, but are there that many people who like playing triple-A games on a six inch screen?

That's the point. You get options.
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Zodd3224 posted...

Its only 30 fps tho... and all my Souls mates are PS4 so...

That's about 20fps higher than the PS3 version lol
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Mr_Biscuit posted...

The remaster was announced in the first place during the Nintendo Direct :)

Nintendo got DIBS

Nintendo going for stuff like Doom, Skyrim and Dark Souls really sends a very positive message about their desire to court "hardcore" games, which is cool. The portability aspect is a big selling point.
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Portable Dark Souls

Mein GOTT
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KingCrabCake posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

To put it into perspective it's kind of like saying if nukes were legal and a single person decided to set one off we would still allowed nukes to be legal.

Strawman for a 10000

I'm talking about his argument that you can never blame the weapon. Not necessarily that it completely applies to gun ownership. There are instances in which you can blame simply the legality of owning something is more dangerous than whether or not people are mentally unstable when they have it. I actually support gun ownership. I am just trying to point out the fact that his argument does not always hold Merit.
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To put it into perspective it's kind of like saying if nukes were legal and a single person decided to set one off we would still allowed nukes to be legal.
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The obvious flaw in TCs argument is that there aren't bomb stores nor is it legal to own them.
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