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| Topic | Awww yeah Bayonetta 1 and 2 out for delivery |
| Coffeebeanz 02/16/18 12:41:51 PM #1 | Shoe guns are so impractical --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | The worst Nintendo-made 2D Mario platformer will always be Super Mario Land |
| Coffeebeanz 02/16/18 9:02:29 AM #4 | It looks and runs like a Mario game programmed for a TI-83 --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | The worst Nintendo-made 2D Mario platformer will always be Super Mario Land |
| Coffeebeanz 02/16/18 8:59:30 AM #1 | Ironically SML2 is one of the very best --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Heads up - RE Revelations is on sale on Switch eShop |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 9:49:20 PM #4 | DoctorVader posted... The whole collection? Just the first --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Heads up - RE Revelations is on sale on Switch eShop |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 9:47:35 PM #1 | $13.99 Totally worth it for one of the best RE games --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 5:17:31 PM #77 | AvantgardeAClue posted... Mr_Biscuit posted...008Zulu posted...Graphically it's not impressive. It doesn't even have anti-aliasing. How did it get a perfe... oh, Nintendo. Art direction vs. technical prowess. Which looks better - Gears of War or Wind Waker HD? --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | It seems like trans characters in games are usually hot >_> |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 8:57:58 AM #14 | Kaine isn't trans. She's hermaphroditic. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Debate: Waffle House vs IHOP |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 8:56:50 AM #7 | Village Inn --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Rumors are circulating that Disney may pull star wars license off of EA |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 8:14:50 AM #20 | PerseusRad posted... give it to square enix Kylo Ren is already a Final Fantasy character without belts --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Rumors are circulating that Disney may pull star wars license off of EA |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 8:11:15 AM #18 | Ubisoft - Tower based combat Activision - ForceStreaks --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | What if all guns were replaced with Klobbs |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 8:08:29 AM #10 | Zodd3224 posted... Sounds lovely. It's kinda like blowing a raspberry at someone but with bullets --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | What if all guns were replaced with Klobbs |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 8:02:53 AM #7 | The only problem is that if someone obtains an RCP90, they're basically the next Supreme Leader --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | What if all guns were replaced with Klobbs |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 8:00:08 AM #4 | All wars would instantly end All walls would have to be replaced Gun ranges would save a lot of money by not having to replace targets Gun mortality would hit almost zero Almost no downsides --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | What if all guns were replaced with Klobbs |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 7:56:48 AM #3 | Does it even matter? --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | What if all guns were replaced with Klobbs |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 7:55:11 AM #1 | Think about it. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Do you think the ACT, SAT test intelligence to some degree? |
| Coffeebeanz 02/15/18 7:52:51 AM #2 | They test if you're academically prepared for college At least, that's the intent --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Why are semi-automatic weapons even needed by the public? |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 11:48:03 PM #57 | DavidWong posted... What I meant by semi-automatic, I mean assault rifles Those are already banned --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | I can't think of a more pointless war than WWI |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 11:45:34 PM #6 | Basically the soldiers on both sides said "fuck this bullshit, it's Christmas" and just stopped fighting. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | I can't think of a more pointless war than WWI |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 11:43:36 PM #4 | Zodd3224 posted... Coffeebeanz posted...A war nobody wanted to fight, with no real reason to fight and no clear objective for any participant. It was so incredibly stupid and senseless that people literally dropped their weapons to hang out with the opposite side.  --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Why are semi-automatic weapons even needed by the public? |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 11:40:13 PM #45 | I don't think TC knows what semi-automatic means. He's essentially saying we should go back to revolvers and rifles. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | I can't think of a more pointless war than WWI |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 11:37:09 PM #1 | A war nobody wanted to fight, with no real reason to fight and no clear objective for any participant. It was so incredibly stupid and senseless that people literally dropped their weapons to hang out with the opposite side. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 8:17:26 PM #54 | Mr_Biscuit posted... I never played either. Seemed kinda fap-baity. Really good games, huh? If you like Devil May Cry, yes --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Jim Sterling now whining about Sea of Thieves microtransactions |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 7:48:55 PM #49 | Darmik posted... Frolex posted...Darmik posted...I don't know what this argument is supposed to be. EA make lots of money so that means you should be able to play their games for free? Microsoft strikes me as the kind of company that would monetize the shit out of SoT. Look at all the microtransactions they have for Halo, Gears and especially Forza. They have so few first party exclusives; they're going to milk them dry. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Jim Sterling now whining about Sea of Thieves microtransactions |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 7:42:15 PM #41 | I'm fine with microtransactions and DLC. Loot boxes are different. They straight-up result in completely fucked up game economies for people who don't buy them - in Battlefront II it was basically impossible to advance without them unless you played all day every day. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 7:36:15 PM #48 | AvantgardeAClue posted... legendarylemur posted...I love it when people are like oh, it's on the Wii U, too, so it doesn't count. Like why the fuck is that a point against anything? People tend to act like anyone actually had a Wii U. It took Switch 9 months to sell as many units as Wii U did in 6 years. Bayonetta 2 sold less than 1 million copies worldwide. So it basically is a new game --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 7:15:33 PM #44 | Plus this is kinda important to put the 720p into context http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-2018-bayonetta-2-switch-is-a-turbocharged-wii-u-port In the title's most demanding areas, the docked Switch offers anything up to a 10-20fps advantage over the Wii U, giving us a much closer lock to the target 60fps, allowing for much smoother, more responsive action than the original release. This is important: the original Bayonetta's performance deficiencies were eventually overcome on other platforms: PC and Xbox One X, for example. Bayonetta 2 is a Nintendo-exclusive, meaning that the Switch version is our best route forward to a better port. Frame rate is everything in a game like Bayonetta, so that's actually a pretty big deal. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 6:48:16 PM #39 | AvantgardeAClue posted... Coffeebeanz posted...AvantgardeAClue posted...Just remember Upscaled to 1080p, not natively rendered --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 6:00:42 PM #37 | AvantgardeAClue posted... Just remember 0P on PS4 and X1 --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | It's funny how Republicans think gerrymandering will save them in November. |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 4:19:28 PM #16 | GameofWheels posted... Republicans always vote more in these types of elections. Maybe with Trump in office the Democats will step up but I doubt it. They'll all stay home, reassured they're a shoo-in. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | It's funny how Republicans think gerrymandering will save them in November. |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 4:09:54 PM #8 | YellowSUV posted... Genocet1 posted...Coffeebeanz posted...Democrats being incompetent and overconfident will save them in November Against a pedophile --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | It's funny how Republicans think gerrymandering will save them in November. |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 4:09:32 PM #7 | Genocet1 posted... Coffeebeanz posted...Democrats being incompetent and overconfident will save them in November Yep. You've got it in the bag. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | It's funny how Republicans think gerrymandering will save them in November. |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 4:07:05 PM #2 | Democrats being incompetent and overconfident will save them in November --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Funny how Shaun White wins gold and the U.S paints him as a hero |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 4:02:55 PM #50 | Hollywood celebrates Roman Polanski ffs --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | It is official. white gay men are racist |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 3:59:25 PM #8 | Still not as crazy as this https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/straight-black-men-are-the-white-people-of-black-people-1814157214 --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | It is official. white gay men are racist |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 3:55:24 PM #6 | The final realization of identity politics - everyone is racist because we're all human beings --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Victreebel gets Leech Life in Gen 2 guys. |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 3:44:34 PM #10 | Leech Life got such an amazing buff this gen --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | former CEO who declared 39k sq ft mansion as business expense indicted for fraud |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 3:43:16 PM #4 | That's my business Maserati --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 3:34:48 PM #20 | Mario Odyssey was amazing because it was so refreshingly bizarre and how it consistently rewarded adventurous players doing clever things or trying to exploit game mechanics. There are moons, especially the racing ones, that actually require you to exploit the cap throwing mechanic to create long jumps that the game never even suggests is possible. It respects its older fanbase in clever ways. My favorite is the moon you get from looking up to the ceiling of Peach's Castle in FPS mode - only Mario 64 players would even think to do that. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 3:30:08 PM #17 | Turbam posted... When is it out? On Friday Comes with a free copy of Bayonetta 1 --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 3:29:35 PM #14 | JxOxNxIxCxS posted... Banjo2553 posted...JxOxNxIxCxS posted...A port got a 10 from gamespot? That five people and a howler monkey got to play. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 3:28:51 PM #13 | Giant_Aspirin posted... Coffeebeanz posted...How does that make it any less of a Nintendo exclusive? Mario Odyssey alone should've been enough. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 3:25:20 PM #6 | Giant_Aspirin posted... Coffeebeanz posted...That's three Nintendo-exclusive 10/10 games in less than one year How does that make it any less of a Nintendo exclusive? Microsoft releases literally all its first party titles on PC but calls them exclusives. Besides, nobody bought a Wii U. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Gamespot gives Bayonetta 2 Switch a 10/10 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 3:22:14 PM #1 | https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/bayonetta-2-review/1900-6415911/ That's three Nintendo-exclusive 10/10 games in less than one year --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | It's amazing to me how hamstrung the X1X is by its predecessor |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 2:01:36 PM #7 | edededdy posted... coffee beans posted, frantically digging through her pile of 1,000 new smartphones she bought today desperately trying to find the one phone she had logged onto gamefaqs on edededdy wouldn't let something as superfluous as ending a sentence with a preposition dissuade himself from delivering an ineloquent but effective counterattack. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | It's amazing to me how hamstrung the X1X is by its predecessor |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 1:58:08 PM #5 | edededdy posted... stop posting The sweat dripped off edededdy's brow. How could he tolerate a single topic he for which he disagreed remain on the front page of CE? Firm in his convictions, he ventured into the topic to deliver the justice that the topic creator so desperately deserved. A cathartic relief. His life complete. The world has been returned to order thanks to his vigilance. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | It's amazing to me how hamstrung the X1X is by its predecessor |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 1:52:12 PM #1 | In the exceptionally small selection of X1X-tailored games, it looks incredible. The problem is that anything not specifically tailored to the system (for example, Battlefield 1) will run with the same presets as the original Xbox One - and the irony there is that X1 rarely has native 1080p games. Buying a $499 console and getting sub-1080p performance on basically every game released before November 2017 is just insane. The PS4 Pro, conversely, benefits from its predecessor's tendency to have 1080p games - so even if there's no resolution boost, you do get improved frame rates at full HD. Pro is not even really powerful enough for native 4K, and yet on the whole, most games will look as good as X1X by virtue of its predecessor not being so underpowered. I don't know what the hell Microsoft was thinking with the X1X. It's completely neutered by the requirement for all X1X games to be X1 compatible. It's also neutered by the PS4 being a much larger fanbase and therefore being the reference console for development. There's no excuse for all these recent multiplatform titles looking and running almost identically on the PS4 and X1X. AC Origins was advertised as being "definitive" on X1X but was nearly indistinguishable from the PS4 Pro version. It shouldn't be a contest. But what incentive does a developer have to really tailor their game to the X1X? The owner base is so small, and simply hitting parity with PS4 Pro is still considered a large upgrade over the X1, which almost always had the worst-running versions of multiplatform titles. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Don't use Huawei phones, say heads of FBI, CIA, and NSA |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 1:07:47 PM #33 | Wo bu xihuan --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Democrat campaign staffers unionize in time for 2018 elections. RIP Democrats. |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 7:54:52 AM #70 | "Sorry Mrs Clinton, I can't go to the polls right now. This is my scheduled off time" --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Life is for those under 30 |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 7:45:15 AM #27 | Guess the world doesn't need doctors then lol --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
| Topic | Man causes OUTRAGE after he called a 17 y/o Gold Medalist a HOT PIECE OF ASS!! |
| Coffeebeanz 02/14/18 7:43:49 AM #30 | I am offended on her behalf --- Physician [Internal Medicine] |
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