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Wonder what made them decide Rollins can curb stomp people again now
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Die
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

COVxy posted...

Veggeta_MAX posted...

I mean I would literally tell a woman anything for her to stay the night. A meteor is about to kill us all, have sex with me please.

Let's all hope you're joking. Or don't have the social skills necessary to manipulate a woman.

I mean, if a woman actually fucks a guy who says that, she was clearly already enamored with him. If he hadn't done it she probably would have told him fucking her is the way to cure cancer or something.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Veggeta_MAX posted...

marthsheretoo posted...

You've posted this like four times and not one of those times have I gotten the impression that you understand what the song is about.

Please do explain what the song is about.

It's about a man trying to convince a woman to spend the night with him because it is cold outside and thus walking home would put her at greater risk of being attacked by a sabertooth tiger
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Tonight on CNN we explore whether or not it's possible to agree with Donald Trump's taste in Starbursts without being a racist
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

He'd keep himself entertained; while in public he'd still be the same eloquent defender of civil rights that we all know him as, behind the scenes he'd be setting up fake accounts on social media to spam pro-Trump memes just for kicks
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

No, I am unimaginative. Thankfully I can remember it though.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Did someone revive the sexual harassment containment topic or something
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Got tied to a bed and whipped
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

I don't care about much of a story but I do prefer there to be a bare bones one. When I see a dick in a butt I like to know why it's there.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Weird I just ate a cinnamon roll.

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Ew...
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Nuh uh ever1 nose Metallica is da hardst metal evah
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Complete_Idi0t posted...

Panthera posted...

If you get laid I'll give everyone $50

If you give me the $50 first I can make it happen

If you have the $50 to give everyone for the Patriots making the NFC championship game you shouldn't need my $50 unless you have very expensive tastes
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

If you get laid I'll give everyone $50
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Is you being sober the norm or are you traditionally a raging druggie, strung out on pills and booze and desperately trying to find a substance that will fill the void where your soul should be?
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Everyone knows that getting something off a shelf is to girls what a blowjob is to guys, you're a cheating monster whose girlfriend deserves better

lol
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Man Paige just can't have anything go right for her can she
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

SmartMuffin posted...

Oh man, we just hired some cute Bulgarian chick who is sitting across from me.

Think she knows Vlado?

Is Bulgaria smaller than Canada? Because I can personally attest that everyone in Canada knows each other, so if it's smaller, she probably does
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

I doubt he actually uses that name in his executive meetings, as amusing as it is to imagine him entering business negotiations to his usual music
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

So what, you expected that standing in the general vicinity of Asian women would be enough to convince them to fuck you?
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

CensorErik posted...

Panthera posted...

CensorErik posted...

Panthera posted...

Is that you Leo

Lol. Supposed to rain enough here tomorrow that there may be people floating down the street holding onto doors.

Tomorrow here is supposed to be like today and yesterday - likely to hospitalize you with frostbite if you fuck around out there

I'm in Boston, MA. Where you at?

Edmonton, Alberta.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Calwings posted...

Link HT posted...

How nostalgic. Is Orton still wrestling? He used to be my favorite. I still have a "legend killer" t-shirt from back then but I'm guessing that gimmick has been dead for a while.

Yeah, he's still around and going strong. Unlike Cena, who came up around the same time, Orton is still wrestling a full schedule and hasn't reverted to being a "part-timer" yet. He was even WWE champion as recently as May of last year after a fun feud with Bray Wyatt.

That Wyatt feud was great...until Wrestlemania where it would have been the dumbest thing in the WWE this year if it weren't for Jinder's title reign taking that title
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

CensorErik posted...

Panthera posted...

Is that you Leo

Lol. Supposed to rain enough here tomorrow that there may be people floating down the street holding onto doors.

Tomorrow here is supposed to be like today and yesterday - likely to hospitalize you with frostbite if you fuck around out there
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Is that you Leo
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

You wouldn't think a middle age psychologist standing still harmlessly on the other side of a prison door could be all that creepy but you'd be wrong
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Strowman just can't go a month without being involved in attempted murder on one end or the other, can he?
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Because people are willing to pay for property at the current price, but prefer to do so over a long time period because it's more convenient than having to save until they're 50 to pay in one lump sum
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Sure why not
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

How many sacrifices have you offered to Satan in total and what kind of benefits have you gotten from them?
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

I can't say I've ever been particularly troubled by the fact that I have to stand up and walk a few feet to the console once in a while, though I will admit I've appreciated the 3DS for the fact that if I have the games on a table nearby I can switch them out from my chair.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

My 23rd birthday was pretty bad, I had a decent breakfast but then on my way to work I got hit by a drunk tiger who was speeding on the sidewalk and died. That was kind of unpleasant I have to say.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

The weeaboos are convinced that spending enough time in Asian pussy will awaken their ultimate super saiyan Naruto powers
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Uncle_Drew posted...

SuperNamekGod posted...

giantblimpN7 posted...

SuperNamekGod posted...

hortanz posted...

the joke is that if they maintained the same position and fell forward they'd land in the boat

elaborate

I think the joke is if they maintained the same position and fell forward they'd land in the boat.

I dont get this joke

I think its if they maintained the same position and fell forward they'd land in the boat

I'm sorry, I don't quite understand this joke. I can't quite figure out what the crocodile has to do with it.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

They aren't bleeding to death from the gaping wound where their ass used to be before it got torn off by the monster
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Wouldn't say perfect or anything but she certainly is attractive
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

ScareChan posted...

is this like the Kaep and Tebow league

The next Manning/Brady rivalry will be Tim Tebow vs Jamarcus Russel

Kaep isn't invited because Trump wouldn't be happy if he were
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

The one without the terrifying red eyes of the demon within that has devoured her soul and wants mine next

Oh wait, there aren't any like that
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Delseban posted...

Okay so like first of all you are WAY too intense dude

And secondly I think he's right. Yes scientifically and factually "cold" might have a definition but in general when people say an area is cold they actually mean "it's colder than <what i'm used to>/<the average for this area>" and i'd say the definition of a word, in this context, should be "what people actually use it to mean" rather than "the scientifically accurate definition" so yeah

I reject your baseless claims of intensity on the grounds that they are unsubstantiated and an obvious (and highly inappropriate) attack on my character

And no he is incorrect, did you not understand the very simple explanation I gave you about how numbers have objective weight to them? Because they do. Arguing about your emotional response to the weather is simply meaningless, numbers are reality. If the numbers say it's cold, it's cold, regardless of whether you feel like it should be or not. Your post is a 3/10, and those are numbers so you know they're right.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

A crocodile
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Only after it had been out for a while and I'd heard from enough people I take seriously that it actually fleshed them all out instead of just making Kanto feel legit and the rest half assed.

So in theory yes, but in practice, hell no.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Zyxyz0 posted...

cold is subjective, it's whenever it's noticeably lower than what you're used to in the area where you live
"X degrees and below is cold" "no that's not cold" etc. arguments are pointless

Cold is objective. Anything with numbers assigned to it is 100% objectively quantifiable. And this is a case where certain numbers can kill you. Antarctica isn't not cold on days where it kills an uncovered person in ten minutes instead of eight. And those are numbers, dude. They may not be verified or sourced or accurate but they're definitely numerical and that makes them objective. All in all I don't think your post has much validity, I rate it 3/10
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

They're magical beings from Neptune who were created by William (Bless His Immortal Mind) to be the ultimate visions of excellence and loveliness and moral superiority.

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They're not, fyi
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

I don't expect much in the way of logical decision making from Vince McMahon but this seems even crazier than I'd anticipate from him
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

CE is pretty left wing.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

thundersheep posted...

I'm Canadian, anything hovering around 0 is cold (Fahrenheit).

That's roughly -15 Celsius I think? Sounds like a decent cutoff point
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

CensorErik posted...

Panthera posted...

Hey man it's no one's business but mine if I struggle to get it up unless the girl is being mauled by a sabertooth tiger.

Skyrim porn mods?

My penis has never been happier than the day I discovered this
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Anyone that takes the United Nations seriously as an organization that cares about human rights hasn't paid much attention to it
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

Hey man it's no one's business but mine if I struggle to get it up unless the girl is being mauled by a sabertooth tiger.
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

She has a dog
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny

This is a particularly insane decision even by Vince McMahon's standards
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny