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Topicafter the release of Black Panther, Marvel is gonna rewrite the IW2 script
Tezlok
02/11/18 11:14:59 PM
#1
and make Black Panther be the one to defeat Thanos. they will also steal the big scene from Cap where he walks up to Thanos and says "as long as one man stands against you, there is hope"

and Black Panther will be the leader of the Avengers in Phase 4
Topicso once and for all, can we insult celebrities?
Tezlok
02/11/18 11:07:28 PM
#99
omega cookie posted...
So he's not only a racist, but an antisemite?

no. that is why I said "supposedly". I was misunderstood and people thought I was saying the Jews deserved it. that is not what I said. I simply said their God doesn't exist
TopicYour reaction: Trump adds 2 extra hours to da day in murrica
Tezlok
02/11/18 11:04:04 PM
#9
well it's a start. we know from Futurama that eventually by the year 3000, there are 28 hours. as seen by the 711 sign that says "open 28 hours"
TopicAnakin Skywalker: "I'm gonna become a Jedi and free all the slaves."
Tezlok
02/11/18 11:02:39 PM
#7
Swagnificent119 posted...
So did he free the human slaves?

I am not sure. but possibly. I think they might have offered them to be stormtroopers or something
TopicAny hot chicks at the Olympics so far?
Tezlok
02/11/18 10:59:28 PM
#5
nice. the sister and her brother just made first place. guess all that sibling closeness paid off
TopicAnakin Skywalker: "I'm gonna become a Jedi and free all the slaves."
Tezlok
02/11/18 10:57:56 PM
#3
in the EU, aliens were oppressed and enslaved all over the galaxy. the empire was a human supremacist government
TopicAny hot chicks at the Olympics so far?
Tezlok
02/11/18 10:53:47 PM
#4
yea right now a brother sister japanese american skating pair are on the ice. and the sister is cute
TopicThe opening of The Last Jedi is so bad
Tezlok
02/11/18 10:53:09 PM
#7
I can't even remember the joke. or how it started
TopicReturn of the Jedi kind of sucks
Tezlok
02/11/18 10:51:25 PM
#13
the finale is still the best part in all of Star Wars

"Oh I'm afraid the battlestation will be fully operational when your friends arrive....."

"I'm a jedi like my father before me"

"If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed! "
TopicBlack Panther (movie) is rather overrated.
Tezlok
02/11/18 10:48:48 PM
#4
it's gonna be good but it wont' be as good as people are expecting. I think some people won't be satisfied if Tchalla doesn't kill Thanos in Infinity War 2 and become the leader of the Avengers.
Topicone of the olympic ice skating pairs is a brother and sister
Tezlok
02/11/18 10:46:56 PM
#1
http://people.com/sports/winter-olympics-2018-shibutani-siblings-ice-dancers/

do you think they.........?

they have to be very close to do their sport and spend alot of time alone together
TopicCall of Duty: Blood and Iron
Tezlok
02/11/18 10:31:52 PM
#8
Sativa_Rose posted...
I was just thinking the other day that it would be interesting if someone made a game from the perspective of a German paratrooper (Fallschirmjger) in WW2

I got the idea ever since I once watched an episode of Xplay and they reviewed some fps about Vietnam that lets you choose to play a Vietcong soldier. and go through a campaign with a story about his perspective
TopicCall of Duty: Blood and Iron
Tezlok
02/11/18 10:29:29 PM
#6
Call of Duty: Call of Duty

Play a call of Duty player. In the dramatic opening cinematic the player character wakes up at 11 am and has to dodge insults from his mother about getting a job as he navigates the treacherous terrain to his console
TopicCall of Duty: Blood and Iron
Tezlok
02/11/18 10:26:31 PM
#5
Call of Duty: Rise of Man

Play one of the first homo sapiens in ancient Africa. Craft Spears out of sticks and fend off predators in this thrilling new entry in the hit classic series
TopicHunger Games is a ripoff of Battle Royale. Battle Royale is a ripoff of The Long
Tezlok
02/11/18 9:17:20 PM
#1
Walk by stephen king. when I first discovered Battle Royale I thought "this is just like The Long Walk!"

people praise Battle Royale even though they usually only watch the movie which is the worst version of the story.....and they ignore what Stephen King did. it was a short story when he was writing as Richard Bachman. and its about kids selected to walk down a long road and people drop out to exhaustion and are executed until there is only 1 walker left. They can't stop. they learn to sleep and eat while walking and go to the bathroom while walking. men with guns march on the sides of of the road and behind the walkers is a vehicle that can chop off your legs if your caught in it's blades.
TopicThey should make Dark Souls 4
Tezlok
02/11/18 9:11:02 PM
#19
boxington posted...
didn't things go dark in the Dark Souls series because Gwyn and the other lords killed off the dragons, which led to the world starting to age/decay, or whatever

before that was a world full of mist and monsters. i'm talking about the very beginning of the cinematic when it talks about "life and death. heat and cold." and shows "archtrees" everywhere. that is the promordial world I mean. and I am saying the ending evil cinematic to demon souls leads into that world
TopicCall of Duty: Blood and Iron
Tezlok
02/11/18 9:03:42 PM
#3
Call of Duty: Heroes of the East

you play 2 different soldiers taking turns each level. 1 chinese and 1 korean each defending their homeland from the Japanese during the invasions in the 1930's. in the epilogue the 2 soldiers meet as middle aged men and share a drink in a tavern in the 1950's or 1960's
Topicis there anything on this planet WORSE than a liberal?
Tezlok
02/11/18 9:00:03 PM
#5
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Hitler is still on this planet maybe

his bones are. unless he found a secret to immortality, he is dead. the man was like in his 50's I think during the war. look at the Wolfenstien game. it's only set 10 years later and Hitler is not doing good health wise. even if he escaped, he would have died by now. he was 50 and that was 70 years ago. he'd be like 120 now
Topicis there anything on this planet WORSE than a liberal?
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:58:46 PM
#3
TopicI've spent all day killing Nazis. Feels good, man.
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:57:22 PM
#26
Darmik posted...
Tezlok posted...
I don't see how a clear parody of the Trump slogan is not a shot at him.


So any slogan that uses the template "Make X Y again" is a shot at Trump?

it's a suspicious probability
TopicThey should make Dark Souls 4
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:56:20 PM
#14
also the evil ending turns the world into a dark and hellish place. the opening cinematic for Dark Souls 1 shows the primeval world of monsters and demons and shit. I think that's while the world was reforming after the darkness spread all over and then eventually things settle down again maybe thousands of years later and you find yourself in Dark Souls
TopicWhy don't male basketball players have good fundamentals
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:52:18 PM
#2
they are too busy trying to show off with tricks
TopicCall of Duty: Blood and Iron
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:51:03 PM
#1
you play a young german who is pressed into service to defend the Fatherland from aggressors. As you go through the campaign you find out about the holocaust and your character starts to have doubts about what Hitler is saying to the country. you fight a series of battles against British and American soldiers. and then the game ends in the siege on Berlin. You end up in a scenario where you are fighting off advancing Russians from getting into the main nazi building. but its impossible to win and the Russians keep spawning forever, you can't stop them. you have limited health kits and ammo spawns and at some point you run out and are fucked. after you get health down to 0 you see a cutscene of your guy bleeding out on the street as Russians march past you. and he says something like "Mein Got.......what was I fighting for............." and he dies.

coming to Xbox 1, Ps4 and Steam, fall 2018
TopicWhy are Trumpers so obsessed with Hillary Clinton?
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:39:42 PM
#10
r4X0r posted...
Maybe if the left weren't such hypocrites and didn't attack Trump for things they had no problem with Hillary doing, the right wouldn't have to bring her up. This is how it works now.

"Trump's a butt head for doing THIS!"
"But you had literally no issue when Hillary did that same thing."
"Stop distracting!!! Stop deflecting!! Sheesh why are you so obsessed??"

this. liberals refuse to admit to it though.
TopicWhy are Trumpers so obsessed with Hillary Clinton?
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:37:43 PM
#6
she won't shut up. she still probaby thinks she can make a comeback. she wrote that book. she met people in a fake accidentlal ecounter on a hike. she keeps popping up in the news. she read from an anti trump book at the emmys. Bill is pissed off at her and hasn't spoken to her in months and I think they live in different houses.
TopicWhat if all those ancient Greek statues are really Medusa victims?
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:36:09 PM
#2
well they deserved it. Medusa was actually a victim. and she had all these people coming to kill her. she was raped by one god and then this goddess blamed her for being too pretty and turned her into a monster.
TopicThey should make Dark Souls 4
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:34:37 PM
#3
Demons Souls is done. when it ends it splits into 2 timelines based on which ending you got. the good ending leads into Bloodborne. the bad ending creates the Dark Souls timeline
TopicI've spent all day killing Nazis. Feels good, man.
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:32:49 PM
#23
I don't see how a clear parody of the Trump slogan is not a shot at him.
Topichas Ashley Burch ever commented on her brothers lifestyle?
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:27:08 PM
#11
SlashmanSG posted...
She works for Valve, he left his job at Gearbox to write a TV show that never happened.

she should make Left 4 Dead 3.
Topic10 billion but all women on earth permanently become 15 years old
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:19:27 PM
#40
MuayThai85 posted...
So, what happens to those of us that are married? 10 billion would be awesome as long as I'm not going to jail the next day for it. I'd probably have to stay in Thailand because here it's legal to get married at 14 with parental permission.

like I said, it's insane to think the world would put everyone in prison for trying to keep the human species from going extinct
TopicI've spent all day killing Nazis. Feels good, man.
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:13:36 PM
#16
Darmik posted...
What's bad about the slogan 'Make America Nazi Free Again'?

it's a clear shot at Trump. and trying to call all republicans nazis

Darmik posted...
No it doesn't

Topic10 billion but all women on earth permanently become 15 years old
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:12:09 PM
#36
Cookie Bag posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
This is basically asking the question, "Are you an ephebophile?"


At least you didn't say pedophile

Same thing really

not according to scientists, psychologists and the english language
TopicI've spent all day killing Nazis. Feels good, man.
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:11:00 PM
#12
Paper_Okami posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
this is going to make some people on this board mad for some reason.

Nah.
It was the politicization, not the fact you kill Nazis.


what

people were mad that the ad campaign made references to Trump even though the game takes place in the 50's and also the game portrays Ronald Reagan as a nazi. it was cheap shots
Topic43 y/o Pennsylvania Man who RAPED a 4 YEAR OLD GIRL is voted FIRE CHIEF!!
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:09:11 PM
#3
I hoped that Ann would be cute but she's not
TopicI've spent all day killing Nazis. Feels good, man.
Tezlok
02/11/18 8:02:45 PM
#10
Duncanwii posted...
There needs to be a game with space Nazis. You know space pirates, well these are space Nazis. They're more punchable than space pirates.



it takes place in 2018 so it's timley and Sara Palin is the president. I think McCain beat Obama and then died in office

there is also a sequel



but I never saw it and I feel like maybe it got canceled even. I never heard anything about it's release
Topic10 billion but all women on earth permanently become 15 years old
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:55:01 PM
#33
even if they change, they still are the people they once were. some of these 15 year olds remember being 37. they are mature. also, the laws would change the way society changed. laws are not set in stone for all eternity and they change to reflect society changes. 18 being a legal adult is a very recent law that is only about 100 years old. and the world is not going to send people to prison for having sex with their wives. or for reproducing with the only option left. do you think judges will let humans go extinct?
TopicDakota Fanning
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:47:38 PM
#40
well she's not a kid anymore. her most recent project is a tv series where she is hunting a serial killer in 1800's NYC. some people just look younger than they are
TopicDakota Fanning
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:45:11 PM
#37
RedWhiteBlue posted...
She looks way too young, like it's a bit creepy

she is in her mid 20's
Topicwho is the cutest milf in American sitcoms recently?
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:38:36 PM
#15
stoltenberg11 posted...
I have honestly no idea why the middle daughter gets talked about more than Sarah Hyland

it's just her breasts. even after reduction surgery they are still huge. Sarah is way prettier but just cause her breasts are smaller, some guys ignore her.
TopicDo you think this father, daughter should have been charged with incest for...
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:37:13 PM
#15
they had just met for the first time ever. and they felt urges. they were adults so I don't judge them. you can't even accuse him of grooming her, so you got nothing on them.
TopicDakota Fanning
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:35:21 PM
#33
Bishop9800 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
Well, her mother pretty much probably did whatever she could to make her a star, including filming a rape scene when she was 10


Wtf? Really?

he's talking about a movie called Man on Fire where she played a little girl that gets kidnapped and a man has to rescue her. it's an action movie. only watched it once years ago, but I vaguely remember some guy trying to molest Dakota in some scene. and she was a little girl in real life when they filmed it. plus hollywood is filled with people doing shady stuff and there are rumors that many child stars end up losing their virginity at a VERY young age and not in a happy way.
Topicwill the Tomb Raider movie get politicized too?
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:31:59 PM
#6
Darmik posted...
It's a dumb video game movie. Why would it be politicized? I don't think it has anything to say.

the game it's based on was full of female power. it's about a girl stuck on an island filled with crazed men and she finds inner strength to do badass things to survive
Topicwill the Tomb Raider movie get politicized too?
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:28:45 PM
#1
everyone is all focused on Black Panther right now. I haven't' heard any uproar on Tomb Raider but it should be praised by the Me Too movement.

it looks good and I loved the reboot game, never played the sequel yet

movie seems to be taking inspiration from that game with some similar scenes but the story seems totally different. different villains. different location. and her Japanese female friend doesn't seem to be in the movie which makes me sad. I heard she also ins't in the 2nd game

I'm still gonna see it though
TopicAfter all these years I think Prince of Egypt is still my favorite animated film
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:21:29 PM
#13
ROBANN_88 posted...
the part about Moses being the adopted brother of the Pharaoh, did they amke that up themselves, or is that part of the bible canon?

it's from the bible. the pharoh's daughter adopted him into the royal family. but when he got older he fucked off to the promised land cause he couldn't handle Egypt cramping his style
TopicDakota Fanning
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:20:04 PM
#29
so if Elle Fanning hit on TC he'd go "omg sick! leave me alone!" even though she looks just like her sister, just younger
TopicAre fictional racial slurs as offensive as real racial slurs?
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:16:08 PM
#9
well it starts with an N and I don't know I just am nervous. there are only 3 main slurs in morrowind. 1 starts with an N, one starts with an S and one actually I can probably say. Fetcher.
TopicAre fictional racial slurs as offensive as real racial slurs?
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:13:37 PM
#7
I was gonna use some morrowind slurs as a joke but then I thought that some mod might actually think it's a real slur. one of them might pass for the n word if someone has never played morrowind before
TopicDo you think this father, daughter should have been charged with incest for...
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:11:48 PM
#9
TheGrindery posted...
LOL @ people trying to excuse this.

no different than banning gay marriage.
Topicthis innocent autistic man is accused of murder
Tezlok
02/11/18 7:05:24 PM
#95
Bugmeat posted...
Zikten probably thinks she didn't do it either just because she wasn't convicted

No I think she is guilty
TopicShould the United States have used nuclear weapons on Japan?
Tezlok
02/11/18 5:32:36 PM
#25
In highschool I thou it was wrong. But I have matured on the subject . They didn't have many other options. Japan just refused to quit. And if we invaded Japan it was projected that more people on BOTH sides would die. It would have been the bloodiest battle in history
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