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He didn't raise her and she is an adult.

PiOverlord posted...

I want to eat mammoth meat.

They found some in a cave once and scientists had it at a dinner. They should have tried to clone the meat so it could be shared

DesuDeku posted...

Gotta love the large serving sizes back then.

I wish we had pictures of cavemen feasting after a mammoth kill. I wonder what form they ate the meat in. Steaks? Just like huge meat sticks with a bone it? Also I like to picture what else they are doing . There was probably alot of dancing and singing to the gods

Squall28 posted...

Julie Bowen

This

Everyone talks about her middle daughter and about her Hispanic mother in law. But SHE is the one I would go after if I lived in the Modern Family universe

When I was a kid I expected Mario to fight Wart every other game. I thought Wart would be the villain in Mario 4

nome from gnome posted...

But theyre a species, not a race....?

There is some theory that they are actually human under that gear. And they lived on Tatooine before it was a sand planet and an ancient empire nuked the planet and destroyed it's eco system

DarkChozoGhost posted...

Tezlok posted...

This and the big bear Jim story are my 2 favorite gamefaqs stories

It's not a gamefaqs story, it's actually song lyrics that someone posted here and it became a meme

I'm thinking of of copypasta where someone asks their mom for a Pepsi and she starts accusing him drug use and being crazy

Cosmic_Diabetic posted...

What context?

Like when a mother and her 3 yr old son peck in a show of just general affection? No. People just sexualize everything and that only shows the judgers own perversion more than the parents.

If a full grown person started frenching a kid then yea that's different.

Quick pecks with 3 year olds is fine
Tom Brady making out with his 10 year old son is wrong. Especially when he ordered his son to do it

This and the big bear Jim story are my 2 favorite gamefaqs stories

Waluigi7 posted...

I really don't see why getting laid easier always gets brought up as a positive in these topics.

You'd only be having sex with men.

We can be lesbians. But this is if I was born a woman and had always been one. Maybe I'd be bi.

I wouldn't want to sit in those seats after a 50 Shades showing. Not til they hose it down

Because Tim Hortons is crap. I tried it and it sucked. It's just a glorified combo subway/Starbucks/Dunkin donuts

All this time I thought it was something special. But it's not

I'd be a huge slut. Having 3 guys at a time every night.

It played at a funeral for someone who had been a cast or crew member for the trilogy

Yea. We stole all the Vibranium.

And they made for some good eating

why do people think it was the same killer for both people?

NibeIungsnarf posted...

Tezlok posted...

see this is a situation I have been mentioning. here I am siding on a very liberal position about something and barely anyone is taking notice. later today someone is gonna call me an alt right

Nobody cares about your life.

then stop talking to me. when you say you don't care it proves you do care. if you dont' care, stop talking about not caring and quit obsessing over me.

Ex-Kefiroth posted...

Tezlok posted...

if I met an ICE worker, I'd shake their hand.

I think I'd probably spit in their face

you would be arrested and while you are being dragged away, I'd be asking for the agent's autograph

see this is a situation I have been mentioning. here I am siding on a very liberal position about something and barely anyone is taking notice. later today someone is gonna call me an alt right

YourDrunkFather posted...

Does Alaska not have internet? I'm shocked there's any left at all

i am using highspeed alaskan internet to talk to you. I think it's new though. my brother said like 5 years ago he couldn't use netflix.

conservatives are more likely to marry a liberal than a liberal is to marry a conservative. to conservatives liberals are cute. to liberals conservatives are evil.

UnhndredDescole posted...

I hope you're also against hunting and eating meat from slaughterhouses

those animals are not as smart. whales are as smart as humans. it's literally murder

serial killers are rare. it;s like 1 serial killer for every 10,000 people or something. I doubt anyone on CE is a murderer. but there was a woman on some game board that went to prison for killing her husband

ICE is great. if I met an ICE worker, I'd shake their hand.

at least he doesn't do black face. she does Native Face.

Patchwork posted...

I thought you didn't live with your parents?

hence why I said I had to go to their house. I went from my apartment, to their house. and I was upset because I wanted to be at my apartment, not my parent's house . because I don't live at my parent's house, I live at my apartment

MrK3V posted...

remember when fox news was reliable

me neither lol

remember when CNN was reliable? it was before Trump got elected. the moment he was elected they turned into a joke network

Patchwork posted...

... yeah, be more isolated. That's what you need.

I almost had a panic attack yesterday cause I was supposed to just go to a hocky game for 2 hours until my parents changed the plan and picked me up 4 hours early and made me hang out at their house. I am only comfortable at home. and I don't like being away from my home for too long.

I still have lots of places I would love to see but I am reluctant because traveling is stressful. they need to make a global VR system that lets you view any spot on the planet as if you are there.

I would say "eeeeey! I'm walkin here!"

Elizabeth Warren is a racist. I would vote for Jill Stein if I thought she could win. I was originally going to vote for Jill Stein. I don't not vote for women. I can read your mind on that and knew you were going to go there.

no girl has ever rejected me because I have never asked a girl out. but 2 girls asked me out. I rejected the first one by accident due to anxiety and social problems. and the 2nd girl dated me for a year and then dumped me.

Trunks should have been a girl. imagine a badass teenage girl showing up from the future.

Patchwork posted...

Is this the guy who is super concerned if the police just talk to him, they'll shoot him?

yes

Kara Zor El

always thought she was cute in most incarnations. and I like the idea of a girlfriend that can keep me safe from anything. the only problem is that her fun zone might rip off a part of me. but maybe if she wears a kryptonite diaphram

looked her up and yea. that's the one

Fox under Obama: Obama is such a horrible president

CNN under Obama: shut the fuck up, Fox

CNN under Trump: Trump is such a horrible president

Fox under Trump: shut the fuck up CNN

CNN: omfg what did i do? smh

there was a woman with him at the cell games. I always thought she might be the mom

comedians don't commit murder. they are too jolly

TheVipaGTS posted...

who?

the star of the youtube hit, "Hey Ash, whatchu you playing?"

she and her brother did comedy skits and sometimes involved their dad and very rarely their mom. the brother is in the game industry. and his sister voiced a character in Borderlands.

it sounds like they are saying Good Job

when the left does something it is ok. when the right does it is evil. that is main stream media 101

even lower than after Watergate?

he supposedly let his wife cheat on him. and walk all over him. I wonder what Ashely thinks . I used to watch their videos but I don't think they make them anymore.

omega cookie posted...

So, what you're saying is you actually are a racist, because you can't prove you aren't, and that you want to be able to say racist things without getting called out for it?

I don't want to say racist thing.s you are wrong

Ryangrad posted...

Tezlok posted...

so you just lied. I haven't talked about it this entire topic. but you said it's a topic where I blame it. and i didn't

He didn't say that it had already happened. Read it as a prediction for this topic.

yea well if it doesnt happen he is wrong.

A_Good_Boy posted...

Tezlok posted...

Tmaster148 posted...

Just because you don't think it's racist doesn't mean other people can't find it racist.

You really need to learn that other people judge you based on how they interpret your actions.

but what did I do that you are interpreting. give me an example

There was that time you whined because the mean old liberals keep on bullying you every time you go out wearing your swastika. There were all of those several times that you downplayed and defended the actions of neo-nazis, even going as far saying that the people that support Richard Spencer being punched in the face were objectively worse people than he was. You frequently shit on BLM while sticking up for the free speech of neo-nazis and confederate sympathizers. And I'm sure there's a lot more that taints you in the view of this place.

I have never worn it. I decided not to after I got home. and then I lost it. I havent' seen it in years

I wondered if they were actually official nazis and people freaked out.

I didn't like Spencer being punched because I didn't know who he was so he was just some guy getting attacked and the video painted him as the victim. guy says he is a nazi and he says he is not (and I am a fan of people deciding their own labels) and then he gets sucker punched and the attacker runs away like a coward

people stick up for BLM rights. but nobody sticks up for the rights of the other groups. so I do. and I defend them only when all they do is chant. if they commit a crime I don't. the thing is that the other side often does riots. and I don;t like riots.

FrenchCrunch posted...

zikten do you also have borderline

no. I wasn't diagnosed with that at least. I have

aspergers
anxiety
depression

and there is no pill for aspergers. there is no cure or medicine.