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I don't think so, Tim.
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it's time to grow up
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the man's actions were abhorrent but vigilante justice isn't the answer

that's why we have a legal system
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I'm about to die of dehydration but I ain't drinking no god damn water. What is the most refreshing, thirst quenching beverage ever created by man?
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fun fact: adam west did a voice on the show too

he played the mayor
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Everyone wants to eat. No one wants to cook.
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wouldn't you expect Saturday night to be the biggest crowd
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gatorade is better because powerade has somw chalky aftertaste
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KhlavicLanguage posted...

yeah like getting a degree in latin

this user is a foreigner
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KhlavicLanguage posted...

that sub is idiotic and all the advice boils down to just "don't spend money, ever, no matter what. if you absolutely ABSOLUTELY have to, well, triple-check that you really have to, and if you really have to, spend as little as possible"

this is good advice

millennials don't make sound financial decisions because they splurge on frivolous shit
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tc just made this topic to brag about having a girlfriend
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I was coming back from lunch and I was going up the stairs like I usually do.

I hate doing 1 step at a time because its so slow and awkward if someone is walking behind me.

When I started walking I heard someone behind me so I started to pick up the pace and do 3 steps at a time.

About 20 minutes later after I got to my desk my manager came up to me and said, "This isn't middle school and you arent 12 years old. Walk up the stairs like a grown man."

I got red in the face and extremely light headed. He scheduled a 1 on 1 meeting for us tomorrow morning which is weird because he never does this.

I dont even know what to do right now. I feel sick to my stomach.
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encyclopedias have never been acceptable sources for research papers
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kel died
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fun fact

kenan is the longest tenured cast member on snl
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I would probably be a muggle born, it would be awesome to discover that you're part of a secret society and have magical abilities. I reckon I would be talented while at Hogwarts.
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Somewhere between 1992-1995, I would say, I remember a commercial of Hulk Hogan advertising a certain pair of shoes. Inside the sole there was a drawer-like compartment in which one was supposed to keep small pieces of meat such as beef jerky or ham. This meat would be kept warm while they walked.

I have asked roughly 20 people if they remember this product, none of them do. Someone suggested that due to the outrageousness of the product, it's possible that I am remembering a spoof commercial from Saturday Night Live. That is most definitely a possibility. But I remember seeing this commercial on more than one occasion. Certainly my seven-year-old self couldn't have been having reoccurring dreams of Hulk Hogan shoes. Help me, CE.

Here is a picture of what I vaguely remember it to look like:



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i always got a refund but now i owe money since Obama is literally charging me a penalty for being too poor to afford health insurance
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they have a racist logo
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