Lurker > Leanaunfurled

How am I supposed to know if he wants to exchange nudes then? You're forcing me to just send nudes.

There's literally nothing redeeming about me physically. I'm possibly the most unattractive user here but I put on a fake ego on here and in real life so most people would be surprised that I realize that about myself.

I <3 u

I'm extremely lonely. The only interaction I have with other people is on here and even then I don't have a friend group here or anyone I talk to personally or privately. The sad part is if I died and stopped posting nobody would notice and nobody would notice irl either.

Nobody ever wants to see naked pictures of me. Why doesn't anyone want to see naked pictures of me? I put people like [redacted] and [redacted] to shame. If only somebody would ask, I would love to.

I am significantly underpaid for my credentials at my current job and I get complaints occasionally from family members, but I don't care since I am a cheapskate. However I don't feel confident enough to find something better. Part of the reason is that I had a fallout with my old boss and in the last weeks she broke my confidence. I don't think I will ever be able to move up from beyond an entry level position which I am in right now. My current boss is probably finding it strange I have not moved on since he only has 1 year more experience than me with the same credentials yet he makes double of what I do. The real reason I am staying is that the job is really slack. I spend more time shit posting on GameFAQs than I do working. I am too addicted to posting here to want to move on. I rationalize my low pay by thinking that I am working part time yet getting paid full time so that sounds like a raise for the amount of effort required. If I do get fired or laid off I'll probably just hide my credentials just to avoid looking overqualified and take another entry level job hoping it will be as easy as this one.

I hate how Im perpetually horny when Im not at work. It fucking sucks tbh.

One time when I was young, my friend and I laid in a room with the light out to "dark bathe". The opposite of "sun bathe", it makes you more pale. While the light was out I pulled my weiner out. Didn't do anything, just felt like having it out. I put it back before he ever knew.

[Redact] would you send nudes if I sent some first?

Not the CEman that wanted feet pictures but if every CEgal could please post themselves on vocaroo with a posh British accent and/or a picture of themselves with blonde hair, that would be swell, thanks.

With how obsessed [Redacted] is with moderations and keeping tabs on users and their karma, as well as his insane dedication to his shitty gimmick, do you think he's sexually attracted to [redacted]? Like do you think he'd actually suck on a [redacted] and [redacted]?

I would like to reiterate that @Lord_Shadow is the owner of @The_Doge account. And UnfairRepresent runs WWEPropaganda.

I have not had sexual relations with goats. Just dogs ._.

I'm transgender and I hate it. I hate being depressed and feeling wrong in my own skin. I hate that people don't see me as I see myself. I hate feeling afraid when I tell people. I just hate everything about it.

This isnt a confession but a request. Can every CEgal post pics of her bare feet please?

Wait you can't just leave me hanging, does Gamer have another pic? Someone post.

Comparing him to the mods is "offensive" since I believe there is a mod named Dan Schneider.

No, I said I'm NOT racist. I just hate black people and acknowledge whites as the superior race. It's like saying elephants are more evolved than bacteria. Is that being racist? Goat fucking is still the common past time in Africa.

The pic I have of Gamer is the one from the body pic topic. Does he have one of just his nipples too? Asking for a friend o.o

@drunkmuggle eats ass

This is actually Gavi, this is the first time I've used this.I see my name dropped a few times and I'd like to say that I'm impressed HOWEVER I don't send unsolicited dick pics, only ass pics, as that's my style. Anyway I'm in love with Sorceress Ultimecia, I'd turn straight for her. Also, should I try Monster Hunter PS4? In closing a 3 way with Megatech and Zodd is something I would be REPULSED by. Tyvm.

sometimes im not in the mood for corn tbh.

i have posted way too many innapropriate pictures of myself on the internet

I've been in several life or death situations, and there is a strange calmness that comes over me. I'm not trying to sound like a badass; I have honestly no clue why this happens. I don't know if my fight or flight is broken, or my body is conditioned to not register "flight" as an option.

I honestly feel like the lack of fear in these situations is going to get me killed one day.

Not Gavi, just a guy with a nice cock.

I have a picture of gamer99z he posted saved on my computer and phone that I look at often and have sent to people I know in real life.

Dan "got a mod in his pocket" Schneider is a scumbag who should be behind bars.

I use a stock of corn as a sex toy when I think about cornman

Merlyn Wood is by far the worst member of Brockhampton and makes ever song he's in worse. Even ignoring how he sounds, he's a terrible lyricist too.
He needs to go away.

I'm so happy
I'm so happy for you
If you're happy
Then I guess I'm happy for you
You're so funny
And they love everything that you do
And since you're happy
You could never be blue
It's all a lie
Cause I'm unhappy for you
After your party's done
I'm thinking you had your fun
How come I'm still so bummed?

Its me. You want a picture of the dick?

2/18/18 at 11 p.m. EST. Be there for the big show.

Need advice: What's the best way to solicit a dick pic from a user who might not want to send one?

Sorry joestarrr, I kind of assumed your name would be redacted in #259. Didn't mean to have contributed to this. I hope it doesn't end up driving you away. I like you, and I want you to stay.

The idea that black communities don't deserve reparations is asinine. 2 years at an internment camp and asians got reparations. Native Americans got land where the "white man" has no power.

And it's well accepted that black people did not have the money or resources to bring crack, and thus the crack epidemic, into our neighborhoods when we were just starting to actually get on our feet and make something of ourselves. It was allowed to flow feely into our hands and with no other reliable source of income, it was obvious the sort of industry it would become.

I don't hate white people, but I desperately wish nothing but the worst for those who deny what happened to us and say it was nothing. I'll support refugees and ISIS before I support you sons of bitches if it means your blood will be spilled

If anyone wants to see my dick just ask and Ill send a picture.

show bobs and vagene

Know what a sounding rod is? I use them fairly often.

I hate the typical redditor. You know, the pet-loving, pun-spouting, sport-hating type. Every time I see a post that is one of those things I get filled with rage and want to kill the person who posted it. Its literally driving me insane.

No the PM isn't from Cornnan, don't want to say who though.

I learned that my great grandma won't be able to eat/taste food anymore. She has been having a lot of problems lately. Is it wrong I think we should, you know, euthanize her? She seems to be suffering and out of it for a bit.

DeanAuryn here. My primary criterion for determining a womans attractiveness is by judging the beauty of her feet.

Im not wearing any pants.

Also I'm certain I pissed of my coworker cause she wanted me to cover her shift. I lied and said I have plans for tonight. I have no plans other video games and pizza.

I assume some people get upset because they interpret it as an attack on their family. Some people treat their husbandos and waifus as family. I once posted a video of Fire Emblem waifu executions and someone proceeded to have a meltdown which resulted in the user being booted off the board. Most people laughed it off, but for some 2D is serious business.

I once used my sisters dildo pleasure myself anally.

I hate black people. So what? Doesn't make me racist. I don't want them as slaves I just acknowledge that the white race is far superior.

Look at the mess Africa is. They're IQ is very low and they are a joke civilization. The sooner colored people are out of America the sooner we can really Make America Great Again

How do I pregernat?

I think it is stupid to have a meltdown over a fictional character. Then again some people take their husbandos and waifus way too seriously. Threatening to kill these 2D characters often makes these people super mad, which results in some rather hilarious meltdowns. Recently I stopped running this gimmick because the meltdowns were too hot to handle, even for me.

I hate my mom and wish she was dead.

I hope President Trump kicks all the [Redacted] out.

I have nude pics of one of the currently active CEgals. I jerk off to them every now and then.

Why do you have to have a head?

Aww, but I wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show!

Im bicurious. My preference is 99.99% female, but on rare occasions I see men with whom Id have sexy times.

It isn't the Sanctuary board.

I'm going to divorce my (older than me) wife to start a relationship with my stepdaughter. Who's the cuck now, Sarah?

Are we blanchin'? Gurl, we blanchin'.
I live up in a mansion.

Same confession about my dad bringing back my abusive mom. He was diagnosed with Skin cancer, and the tears wont stop

I have a relationship with a fictional character I take completely seriously and have for the past 11 years and I wish I could find a way to tell this to people so they'd stop trying to hook me up with people. even as a joke it makes me kind of sick