Lurker > Leanaunfurled

Tbh I don't know what's wrong with pedophiles. Child molesters, sure, they commited a crime so they must be punished. But pedophiles are just people that sexually like kids. They haven't done anything (yet?). People shouldn't hate on potential criminals, just actual criminals. I mean, sometimes I think about going with a knife and stabbing someone but that's like, a crime, so I don't do it. I don't know whuy pedophiles don't think the same.

I sort of support Eugenics tbh. Like, what's wrong with trying to maximize the potential of the human race? I know in an eugenic world, I wouldn't have been born since I'm a 5'4" male and that height is considered weaksauce for males, but still. This is one of the reasons I'm considering not having offspring. I have weak genes. I mean I don't have terminal conditions but I don't apport nothing good to the genepool ( Although some IQ tests have said that I have between 70 and 90 percentile IQ but I honestly don't believe them. I'm one of the biggest idiots on earth)

I really want to be friends with some people on CE. Like you, zfc and Gavi for example. But I don't know how to approach you guys :(

Is it sad that my life becomes better when i stopped giving a fuck? About anything, almost everything but myself. I become this completely self centered arrogant asshole sometimes and pretty detached from other people, but weirdly i feel content majority of the time. There are times when questions are raised, but in the end i feel better this way. Shutted up, opening to nobody and keep everything to myself. Bottling it all up, and releasing the pressure with some means of escapism.
It sounds horrible, but weirdly, i feel good about it.

Everyone here blows dick.

Back in early December, I was going to [Redacted. I had been thinking about it for weeks. I didn't feel like I could stand life any longer. I took a [Redact] and put it to my head. At that point it was like I just snapped out of it. For about a month the thought barely even entered my mind after that. Now it's getting mire prevalent again. I only told 1 person about it, and he's since stopped talking to me apparently.

I secretly ship @Gamer99z and @Harpie even though I want him for myself.

Hi there, Aeris-agreer. What do you say we pay attention to each other?

My friend was really young when he saw the ISIS beheading video (8 or 10 I think). He's fine and all and he's in a lot of honors classes and doing well in school but I'm worried something like that can get into your head. He had depression for a bit idk if that ISIS video had anything to do with it.

The horse "toy" is a sex toy. Life-sized and realistically shaped. And yes, I can fit it inside my bum.

Someone on CE is pretending to be someone they are not. Watch yourselves. Could be dangerous

Dont feel bad 23 years old virgin, Im a wizard.

Tbh I feel like anime girls are actually cuter than real girls. And I want to emphasize the word I used: Cuter. Not hotter, prettier or attractive...ier? I dunno.

What I mean is basically like, I feel that anime girls are designed to be cute in the same way that little pup or kitty is cute. They have big shiny eyes and stuff. Like a cute doggie, so that's why people recognize anime girls as cute and consider stuff like 2D > 3D. Some fellas don't really care about a girl being hot or sexy, they only care if a girl is cute. As to why some dudes think this, maybe it's the anime influence.

I definitely think a puppy is cuter than a woman. So that's why I personally think real girls can't be as cute as anime girls. And why is so hard for me to actually think real girls are attractive.

I shoul seek therapy lmao

I was once at a stop light with my girlfriend in the car. We had been snorting [Redacted] and I was pretty high. A car pulled up next to us. This was while we were going through a "goth phase". We had the windows down because we were smoking. Dude next to us rolled his window down and yelled "happy Halloween"! I got pissed and I happened to have a gun...I just saw red, I was so mad. I leaned over her with it and shot. I don't know if I hit him or not, but the car sped off. I kept checking the papers for weeks to see if anyone had been shot at an intersection, but nothing came up. I've regretted it ever since and I'll never forgive myself for my actions. Only 2 other people know about this.

Cornman has posse.

Also I have fun with this cause I'm not trying to get you warned sister.

I was the guy who said I perform better in bed when tipsy. Yeah, my sober game just sucks. Ive tried to practice it before irl to terrible results. The thing is, most people (men or women) arent that understanding...kind of a thing you gotta get right the first time around.

My girlfriend told me today she's probably gonna shave her armpits for the first time since October, at the end of this month. I'm really sad because I think it's hot.

PotDer here. If I had to pick out the worst poster from that board, I'd hands down pick Jen0125. Absolutely one of the most toxic posters on that board, especially if she doesn't like you. And sometimes her reasons for not liking you are seemingly random, you'll have done nothing at all and whenever you try to discuss something or make a topic she always will make sure she makes her snippy or sarcastic and rude comment.
Once she's decided she doesn't like you, good reason or not, she will NOT give you a chance to show how cool you can be nor will she try to get to know you. She simply refuses to have a conversation with you. If you try with her, she instantly snaps with another snarky or rude comment. And if not her, she's got a couple dedicated lackeys that will do the same for her if she's not there at the moment.
Sure, if she likes you she probably seems fine, but if she doesn't she's extremely toxic. It's hard to describe her perfectly without getting into moddable territory, but she's heard it all before and doesn't really seem to care. If she'd actually try to get to know some of these people maybe the board would be a bit of a better place.

@Drunkmuggle made this boy into a man

A cute girl asked for my number earlier and I gave it to her. I hope she calls soon.

I'm seriously concerned that I'm a sexual predator waiting to happen. I've made some extremely questionable choices in the past and while I've never hurt anyone it's been a near miss repeatedly. Double that up if I'm in a mentally altered state (which is why I only drink at my own house). It's to the point where I'm scared to be alone with a girl I'm not dating because I worry my self control will slip and I'll do something stupid.
I'm even more terrified of having kids because if I have any daughters I don't know if I can be trusted alone with them once they're teenagers. Not interested in kids at all, thank God, but once girls start to look mature my brain is like "age is a number, bro" and I'm like "and prison is a fucking living facility. Can we just not?" How do I have that conversation with someone if we want kids? "Hey, kids are amazing but in 13 years we either need to cut my balls off or put cameras EVERYWHERE."
Its not as easy as saying "don't molest people" either. I KNOW that. And so far I haven't, but I can't stop wanting what I shouldn't have. I've been suicidal over it before. Honestly, if I do kill myself this will probably be why. I'll have reached a point where I don't think I could control myself and I might decide to just die already rather than hurt someone ._.

lmao i once stole my dads medical cannabis and smoked it and then he came home like 1 hour later and knew

I like the smell of my dick.

I do my best to be kind and happy, but I haven't been the same in years. It's just a facade I keep up so no one can worry about me.

I had a friend in 3rd grade bring an actual gun to school. We went out in the hall when the teachers weren't looking and he showed it to me. It was heavy, but that was probably cause I had such scrawny arms. No idea if the gun was loaded or not. Looking back I was a fucking idiot and I'm glad no one got hurt or anything. Again not sure if the gun had any bullets in it, but still. If it did him or me could have hurt ourselves or someone else.

im turning into a 23 year old man this year and im a virgin
bums me out a lot

I've been considering [Redacted] for quite some time now. The more I think about it, the angrier I get knowing that I've never been loved by anyone my whole entire life. When I get the money, I might just buy a [Redacted] and [redacted] eventually.

I'm Irish but have a Mexican penis. Does this mean Trump will deport me?

I dropped the screw in the tuna

I should mention that the topics I tag are usually stickies. Apparently some people get really defensive about their precious stickies. After all, there is a limit of 5 per community board. Oddly, Slayer the AMP king doesn't seem to get much hostility when he posts in community board stickies.

As a random note, I currently have 43 pages of AMP. Slayer has 55, so I still got a good number of unique topics to post in to catch up to him. Even though my AMP is high relative to the majority of posters, I got no hope in getting close to Slayer's massive 34k AMP.

I crave female affection way more than I let on.

I got high on weed like few weeks ago, I was still high at work, drove high too. Went well considering.

i think im trans but... sometimes when i put on tights and stuff i pop dong so idk... maybe im just a pervert

Have you ever had sex with a black guy? Was he larger then the white men?

I have a very stretchy anus. I can fit all sorts of stuff up there, including my fist and a horse "toy" I have.

I want to butter up Cornman and eat him.

All good now I took a shower. Don't tell Cornman I'm still daydreaming about him.

Also thanks for the advice on the bra and panties. Do you think Cornman thinks I'm sexy wearing them?

It was really difficult for me to accept that I wasn't as smart as I always wanted to be. I was pretty clever with a terrific memory, but I had no social skills and struggled to relate to the other kids at school. It was really painful, and I sort of developed this defensive idea that I was smarter and better than them. So I acted really aloof, which just isolated me further and made me more lonely. Old habits die hard, and to this day I still find it nearly impossible to open up to people. Once I became a little older and wiser I started to realize how pitiful and rotten my pedestal was, and that I wasn't a genius like I always wanted to believe. Only a garden-variety bright weirdo. Beneath the trolling and shitposts and other nonsense, I think the reason I keep coming back to CE is because for the first time I feel like I've found people I can relate to. That's probably a bad thing. No offense, guys.

Once I wrote a poem for a girl after she rejected me. Cringiest shit ever. She didn't even bother to respond. Ouch. :(

Yo again. Happy Friday folks. I've been thinking about Monster Hunter lately. I really wanna hunt Barioth, he's my fav, but dang Capcom is keeping XX from me. Sigh....

Because you need something to give you faith in humanity again: sometimes when I'm at work bored, I think about sending you an annoying message to read on steam when you wake up. And then I chortle. Because chortling is amusing

If I see a topic I want to tag, I tag without reading it first or giving any fucks. If you get triggered, that is your problem.

I'm almost 23 and I've never been kissed. It's not because of my social skills, since I have friends of both sexes who I go out and do things with. So it must just be due to me as a person... :(

I want to nurse @Gamer99z nipples and lick peanut butter off his stomach

I once walked around naked around my house and ate a banana and put the peel on my penis and cummed in it. Not sure why I did though.

I agree Aeriis is the most beautiful cegal. She probably gets hit on all the time. I wish I was as gorgeous as her. Guys never pay attention to me.

I ship Harpie x Cornman

Fakecorn, this is BrutaI. I will hunt you down and take the PS4 (PS3?) controller from you if you don't start letting Leana perform the topic properly. Keep your garbage worship in your own topic. P.S. Cornman is great!

greyfox767 told me that [CEgal] and [Moderator] are secretly dating.

I have stretch marks on my ass. Shopping for pants is difficult with a waist this thin and an ass the size of two guava melons.

Cornman made me watch corn husking videos with him. ;_;

Sometimes I pee a lot.

My father passed away when I was 1 year old and my mother brought me up. She never had another relationship and began to [Redact] me when I was [Redacted]. We had full [Redacted] when I was [2 young]. Although I knew it was wrong I enjoyed it a lot. But three years later she passed away when I was 14. Ever since then Ive compared every girl Ive slept with to my mother. What she did was wrong but I still miss her to this day.

The three letter t word is the most offensive word according to community board owners. I have been modded more for posting "tag" than anything else.

Also the two boards I got banned from were the Tales General board. Oddly they didn't care the first time I did it. The second one was some dead (Pokemon?) roleplaying general board with less than 30 active posts.

Leana is a cutie 3.14159

Leana, I thoroughly enjoy how you're actively ruining your life by getting more involved and clinging onto Unquestionable after he cheated and continues to cheat on your [redacted]. Just like a [rest is redacted flame involving various offensive names and my future].

Hey this is [User's] dad again. [Rest is redacted. You know why.]

Leana go choke and die on a [BEEEEEEEEEEEP!].

I enjoy wearing lacy bras and panties. But as a dude I feel to embarrassed to go to a store and buy them. Wut do?

Wanted to settle that hottest CEman question so I took a peek at that 500 selfie topic. My god! Was originally going to do a top 5, but I ended up with 27 candidates. Narrowed it down to a top 13 with some difficulty. From 13 to 1 it goes MrK3v, drunkmuggle, @-gavirulax-, two_dee, @kogasteelfang, enragedslith, @megatech, goldenboi45, truly_flcl, weapon_d00d816, cirocobama, bullet_wing, and the winner carlbertomfg. And this is even leaving off electricbugs2, @JMPzero, parappa09, lathissamus, neobowser, josifrees, and more besides. I had no idea we had such a gorgeous group here. It blows my mind. Hottest CEgal isn't even worth considering. Aeriis is so beautiful she just makes me melt into a puddle. I'm so jealous of guys like those 13 who could draw the attention of women like her.

So what's with JBaLLEN66? How can anyone have so little common sense? I can't believe it. My 3 year old niece has more common sense than him.

Im an obvious grower, not a shower and i dont know my exact dick size. I worry about it being too small sometimes

I have never found a kid sexually attractive in real life. I'm definitely not a pedophile, but I masturbated to cheese pizza when I was in a deep and almost psychotic depression several years ago. It still haunts me that I did this but only because of what others might think of me if they found out. They'd never understand.

I think Trump supporters are a bunch of morons

At work, I have no idea what I'm doing 90% of the time. I work in IT in a first-responder position (I'm the first person to go out and try to fix problems; if I can't fix it, I forward it to the next level of technician). Most of the time, I just do random things and hope the problem somehow fixes itself. It does quite often and people here think I'm some kind of tech genius because of it, even though I usually have no idea what I'm doing.

I don't work tonight so I haven't showered today. I have some rank ball fumes going on.

Sorry Cornman no daydreaming about you at work tonight.

SableWolfAngel last night: Oh Unquestionable faster! Harder! Ohhhhhhh Unquestionable!!!!!!

Brutal is a horrible person.

I don't have a girlfriend currently. I think it's because they are jealous if my giant penis they want.

Docileorangecup sucks at metroid. Even his grandma could beat it before he does

If your boyfriend cheated on you with Sable, why are you still dating him? Oh wait, this isn't a confession. Um, I like the feeling silk on my tush.

I'M ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL USERS ON CE. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

I pee in other people's pools when I go swimming in them

I got blacklisted from 2 community boards for posting "Tag"

The last 4 years i have found it insanely hard to connect to people emotionally. Its almost an out of sight out of mind thing. I just want to be left alone. I wasnt always like this and i fear that i may becpme worse. Ut i just feel so overworked, under appreciated and i just want a vacation from everyone who is unnecessary in me securing my lifestyle.

I feelblike this is wrong, but i think im too far down and will do something drastic like abandoning the people around me just to get rest and collect myself and my life. I think this is selfish, but i think hownthey have treated me and taken me for granted is just as selfish. Every justification that comes to mind is whiny. I dont want to be a low level factory worker in my 40s though.