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wow i can't believe someone made a mistake!
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imagine falling for the meme
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is mister spaceley white

he always seemed italian to me
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it bottles my mind how that show ever became so popular
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ive been a cubs fan since 2015

i like kris bryant because hes so cute :3
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Funkydog posted...

If he did shoot at them, then he only has himself to blame really.

poverty made him shoot at the cops
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i can't afford a house because i spend all my money on avocado toast
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society based totally on logic would be bad

like vulcans or the borg
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Democrats are opposing the will of God
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was he a criminal
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yeah

so what

if people want to donate to roy moore let them
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makes sense

if i were elected because of voter fraud id destroy the evidence too
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answer is at the bottom


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Apparently, the pigs in Belarus still aren't standardized with respect to the size of their ears. So when you order a broiled pig's ear at a diner in Minsk (and I advice you to do so; it's delicious!) they put your plate on a scale at the counter and debit you only for the net grams of pig's flesh (not many rubels), while other dishes like goulash, kreplach and the likes are measured out in dippers for a flat price per serving!
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tortillas arent vegan if theyre made with lard
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I had a trip there recently. And, it was pure hell to see the women from my fantasy, there and there and there, and here, and right over there in a tight skirt, doing her best to adjust a shelf bending over making moaning noises.

And they were completely uninterested in me, ignoring me, and realizing all that stuff about how they would be interested in guys like us was just a meme i want to die.
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i will never understand the point of trolling

don't you have anything better to do with your time
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My mother took me to a farm for the summer school vacation when I was 6 years old with the knowledge that I would be lodged and fed there. I cried after she left and felt sad, but the farmers wife took me to the barn to milk the cow. That warm, foamy glass of milk is my first true memory of food and shaped the rest of my life.
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*not to eat
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im praying for your mom
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Ok. This is gonna seem stupid as shit.

I recently went to Japan and bought tons of stuff. Upon getting back into the US and going through all the customs stuff I discovered the figure I bought was missing. I later found out it was confiscated by some US Agent. It wasn't a cheap figure. It was almost $150. I know. It's stupid. But the Chika Takami birthday figure was worth it. Now it's gone. How do I go about getting it back? Airport was LAX if that helps and I live in Cali
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same reason abc doesnt show monday night football

the ratings are down because players disrespect america

abc thinks they can get higher ratings showing sitcoms on abc tonight
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Sada_Pop posted...

Why does this upset you so much?

people should only enjoy the same entertainment i enjoy
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I've read very convincing theories that Antarctica was once a tropical paradise long long ago...I don''t know if anybody else has theorized about it being Atlantis tombed in snow ice and permafrost, but it's something I have been kind of putting together for quite some time now.

What do you think?
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every egg in antarctica is a prehistoric egg because native antarcticans havent developed writing yet
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if millennials had this maybe they wouldnt be so lazy and entitled
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Rumor is GIANT creatures have been found there. Creatures so big that humans today seem like ants. Preserved in the ice (dead), but lots of different creatures, very, very, very large in size.
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While the show isn't as good as TBBT, it is definitely coming together and is now very watchable.

I mostly wonder how long they can keep young Sheldon "young."
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50 years ago, discriminating against homosexuals and minorities was a part of growing up

it was rightfully banned
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we should be starting wars with our enemies
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For new year's she decided to go vegan "just because".

She already didn't eat beef or pork because India, now shits really fucked

We went out for Japanese this week. Not a single thing was vegan, not even the fried rice and sauteed vegetables

We used to go out for pizza all the time. Can't have that now

I used to cook her breakfast, tofu sausage and soy beef on tortilla. Turns it the tortilla isn't vegan

I tried to make her eat eggs and pancakes that I was cooking for breakfast, ooops not vegan
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NadYobWoc posted...

Philoktetes posted...

no

im saying it's hypocritical that Liberals support iran

How the fuck do liberals "support Iran". God damn dude wake the fuck up.

they oppose starting a war with iran
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no

im saying it's hypocritical that Liberals support iran
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https://www.reuters.com/article/iran-english/update-1-iran-bans-english-in-primary-schools-after-leaders-warning-idUSL8N1P20DS

Iran has banned the teaching of English in primary schools, a senior education official said, after Islamic leaders warned that early learning of the language opened the way to a Western cultural invasion.


but if they tried to ban teaching Arabic in America, Liberals would whine that it's "xenophobic" -_-
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it bottles my mind why people watch this

i can't imagine a bigger waste of time than watching strangers play videogames on the internet
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Darklit_Minuet posted...

Philoktetes posted...

Darklit_Minuet posted...

DifferentialEquation posted...

You probably live in a very safe neighborhood with no murderers or gangs. Our cops sometimes have to kill in self defense or to protect innocent lives. Do you want them to just allow the criminals to kill them or other bystanders?

So rather than killing people, the cops should make those neighbourhoods better. Rather than arresting someone for smoking pot, buy him a hamburger.

that will just encourage him to keep smoking pot

I don't see the problem here tbh

of course the people who support crime dont support the police -_-
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it hurts the feelings of kids who arent chosen as best
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Darklit_Minuet posted...

DifferentialEquation posted...

You probably live in a very safe neighborhood with no murderers or gangs. Our cops sometimes have to kill in self defense or to protect innocent lives. Do you want them to just allow the criminals to kill them or other bystanders?

So rather than killing people, the cops should make those neighbourhoods better. Rather than arresting someone for smoking pot, buy him a hamburger.

that will just encourage him to keep smoking pot
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

I have you tagged as "fake topic dork"

me: ok
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im a dude but i have a high pitched voice so i can understand his confusion
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so you guys are aliens on some kind of...Star Trek?
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*ring ring ring*

Me: Hello?

Guy: I am not a telemarketer or a donation asker. I only ask for a minute of your time. Is that alright with you miss?

Me: I guess.

Guy: We represent a group trying to clean up families language, home settings, and cultural stuff like that(I couldn't remember all he said he talked fast) What are you doing right now?

Me: Actually I skipped school today. And I'm on my computer.

Guy: Do you know that there are millions and millions of pornography sites on the internet? And your children could talk to gay and lesbian adults unknowingly and be converted to their legions? Your children arne't safe on the computer alone! Also, your children could become a hacker and download movies and illegal software from other people, which will eventually lead to drugs and failing school?

Me: Yes.

Guy: If you can give us *Blah blah blah sign petition etc*

Me: Nah. I don't really care that much.

Guy: As an avid christian, it should be your responsibility to help support children of the Patronille Parish...

Me: I'm not though. I'm actually a transgendered teen surfing the web for fetish porn right now while downloading Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. I also have a beer in my other hand.

Guy: Can I talk to your parents?

Me: Satan is my caretaker! *cackles menacingly*

Guy:*hangs up*
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why do females act like this
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why don't they just bulldoze the forest
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there's nothing wrong with suicide
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why do people watch sports when they could watch anime instead
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