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I've seen the Trump safari articles, I know how Penny ends.
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Yeah, I don't get the Maru hate. She's boring, but robots. Unlike Haley who is actively annoying. Or Penny, who is completely boring.
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I mean, they could have kept Joey Bats instead. Not like Granderson hit that well last year.
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I'll have you know that I had my best athletic moment in America. Tackle for a four yard loss.

Mind you, that was my only play... so you might be right.
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Rockies posted...

Most of the people in this topic are atheists (to my knowledge) and aren't good at football

Really makes u think

Agnostic and average, thank you very much.
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Two points. It doesn't matter who touches the ball first (if it is being returned, that is).
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Nah, fuck it. Let 22 fans be on the field and have an official NFL snap.
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"Obvious solution" and "NFL" are incompatible with each other, however.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Can the Saints just be like "nah we're good"

make Socky block the kick
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lmao jesus that only happens in Madden
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Kai Forbutt
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

Pass interference called on the Saints defender for the WR grabbing the cornerback and then diving, and just now no call when the Vikings DB got there early.

Meh, gonna go against that one. The pass interference called on that drag route was extremely obvious (as was the hold on the other end of the field) at full speed, while the play on the ball before the 2 minute warning looks less obvious. We look at it in full speed, so you have to take that into consideration, or else we're gonna call everything.
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Yeah, that's an old man throw.
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His completion percentage is still garbage, so I'm not taking too much from this.
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Don't get me wrong, go Jags for the rest of the AFC, but... what is even happening?!
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this game is weird
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I should watch the Jags/Steelers game, if only for the Jalen Ramsey/Antonio Brown matchup.
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yeah fuck these refs
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I forgot Dick LeBeau still exists.
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Late but whatevs:

Falcons
Vikings
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Fuck trying to get the AFC right, Titans and Jags because whatever.
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wtf the Raptors beat the Cavs by 34 with Fred Van Vleet as their leading scorer
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Ooh, speaking of hockey, Ogurisama (and everyone else), have you seen the Canadian olympic hockey roster? It's going to be a brutally bad tourney.
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rottenmonk needs to unionize.
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I'd rather teach in South America. I wonder if there are jobs in my birth city...

Also there's nothing to show for my time here. And considering the average home in Toronto sells for $770k, I would barely have anything to show even if I was pulling rottenmonk cash (which isn't actually that much but I wanted to make that reference).
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

So we changed our Roth IRAs from Edward Jones to Charles Schwab because Schwab has lower fees apparently. Schwab also has a mobile app which is great but also the worst thing ever because I keep looking at my stock going down and being upset.

I'm gonna be in debt forever.
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Rockies posted...

I would like to ride my bike more but I'm such a little fairweather bitch. If it's not between like 60 and 70 I almost never go. How do people ride their bikes when it's snowing and shit? Do you just have to go for it and eventually you get used to it?

Basically. Anything lower than 40, wear a facemask.

Biking in a blizzard is super fun, even if it's the most useless thing ever. I did it last year just because I had enough free time.
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STLCards1991 posted...

Well no one's posted all day. It's gonna be 58 tomorrow and snow on Friday.

I was considering biking to work tomorrow (it's gonna be 8C, perfect cycling weather!), but oh my god all the snow we had melted into a slushy layer of ice.

*looks at the temperature in Cartagena*

I shouldn't have moved to Canada.
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btw everyone get on the Raptors hype train, this is their only chance

Seriously though, if DeRozan has a 3 pointer, watch the fuck out.
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EvilMegas posted...

I really dont trust Jimmy yet, hes having a Matt Flynn-esque year.

Flynn had a better supporting cast--remember when Green Bay spent money on their receivers and O-Line (the Packers were 14-1 when he got his only start). He also had one game, rather than five.
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Subsequently, it will take twice as long to get to 500.
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He's no Jimmy Garoppolo, he isn't going to rip through the best pass defense that easy.
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honestly it's a toss-up who wins this next game
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I didn't see Tyrod's injury, but nevertheless I don't think he would have come back either.
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And fittingly, Nathan Peterman ends the Bills' season
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STLCards1991 posted...

Yeah I don't know shit, I was just assuming Winston was bad because of the way you guys were talking about him.

He's... fine, I guess as far as his talent goes.
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Didn't Mariota have to miss a game or two?
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I thought Mariota would be decent. His arm doesn't have all that much zip thogh.
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Yeah, but remember, Mariota is nice. You can't have that from your franchise QB!
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It's not a serial series, so you can avoid the bad ones anyways.
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Chiefs
Rams
Bills
Saints
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Hot take: I'd rather have Jim Caldwell as a coach.
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Speaking of hockey...
https://deadspin.com/erik-karlsson-wasnt-ready-for-andreas-athanasiou-1821776161

*drools*
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oh my god
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My guess: Lewis said he'd take a paycut, and Mike Brown jumped at the savings.
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Yeah, the fact that they're winning and they're super fun to watch is a whole big twist on it. Oh, and they have a Subban on their team too!
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By the way, the Vegas Discount Bin Knights are somehow on pace for 107 points nearly half way through the season, which is insane. Even more so when you consider that two of their goalies have been injured. I don't ever remember any expansion teams being this good.
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*shrugs* Gotta nuke somethin'.
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Happy New Year, hopefully we aren't all nuked to death.

Anyways, Jim Caldwell got boned.
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I think point differential should reign, because that could get hilarious at the end of the year.
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The only team that looks like they can beat the Pats is the Steelers, and fuck that.

...at least in the AFC. I think any of the NFC South teams might be strong enough.
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