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Zodd3224 posted...

I still cant believe you cant find a woman... I mean, I believe you. Its not just about looks. But no homo, you fine bro.

Well, I'm basically a shut in. I don't have friends or anything resembling a social life. I tried okcupud for a bit and only got 1 interested person who turned out to only want a baby pretty much. I gave up after that. I haven't even been to the site in like a year.

ShinigamiSoul posted...

Damn u fine

Vegy posted...

i agree

Thanks guys. *blush*
I guess that's 1 thing I have going for me. Not that it helps, but it's nice to think it could.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I think just 1 actual fight, which was when my dad went crazy and was trying to kill me and my mom.

Other than that time, it was just me being roughed up, and once I got in a small fight with my brother. He insulted me, I punched him, he wrestled me to the ground. That was all, lasted like 5 seconds maybe. I don't think that one counts.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

FaceApp thing, with hitman, one that gives a thicker beard, and the first young one to not be a snub nosed kid. Deleted my previous post because I couldn't edit in a direct link.


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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Since face app pics are allowed, here's one from a little over a week ago. I was checking out the hitman filter and one that gives you a better beard. lol
It's the first time the young version of me didn't turn out as a snub nosed kid.

https://i.imgtc.com/a4CQy6v.jpeg
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Zero
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Now you both can smoke after.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Mario_VS_DK posted...

Well that's good. I wish you the best of luck then.

Thanks.

Mead posted...

Tell your dad I think he is bein a butthole and he should quit it

I'll send him a nice formal letter, in a fancy envelope that smells nice. When he opens it it'll just say "you're a butt"
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

My mom has a bunch of recordings of him threatening to kill us, or himself. She's saving them for the next time he becomes violent and we're going to have him committed for a psych evaluation and get a restraining order. Although, looks like hopefully we won't have to deal with that now.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Mario_VS_DK posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

He also said he was going take everything in my place and burn it while I'm gone, and then he'll live there and I need to pay him as a housekeeper.

Would he actually do that?

Burn my stuff and move in? Definitely.
He'd also definitely ask for money for that, but I don't think he actually believes I'd pay him. So I think he was trying to be irritating. He shut up when I told him that if he's living in my place he should pay me instead. Although, it really is theirs anyway.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Turns out my dad was cheating again, or at least trying to. He was sending nasty texts to a co-worker. I wasn't given the details of what the texts contained, but it was enough to finally drive my mom to leave him.

She talked to a friend of hers who has a vacant house. She agreed to let us live there until next spring if we fix it up, put in new carpets, repaint the inside. Basic stuff like that, then she's going to sell it next year.

My mom recently quit her job, and is doing odd jobs at church for extra money. I'm going to go with her and my cousin, mostly to just get away from my dad, and partly because I'm concerned she wouldn't get by on her money alone right now.

I kind of expect us to have to move back here in the spring though. My dad doesn't realize that she's actually leaving him though. He thinks it's just to help the friend and to give them each a break from each other for a while.

He's trying to get me to give him $500-700 though to buy a truck he wants. He also said he was going take everything in my place and burn it while I'm gone, and then he'll live there and I need to pay him as a housekeeper. >_>
Money hungry jerk. lol

This evening she mentioned us living there by Sunday morning, so I guess she wants to move tomorrow. Idk, it'll be hectic if she expects to be living there by then. I asked if we get everything settled in a day, and she we'd see. I'm guessing it'll take closer to a week though.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I'm not sure who won really. My dad decided to kill my mom and me, and was trying to load his pistol when we both grabbed him to get it away from him. It escalated into a big brawl with us attacking each other. He was trying to kill me or inflict as much damage as he could. When I fought back(by punching him in the face) my mom started trying to hold my arms... thinking that if I hurt him that I'd end up in jail. >_>
So he ended up on top of me in the floor strangling me and biting my arms when I tried pushing him off.

I don't remember how, but I broke free and grabbed the phone and called 911 real quick. By the time I finished dialing he had tackled me to the floor again and smashed the phone to pieces. I didn't even know if the call got through. It took the police like an hour to get there, and by then he was too afraid of being caught to try hurting us again. He sat in the chair until they arrived and kept saying that he was going to prison, and it's all my fault.

Unfortunately, the cops just said it was a "domestic disturbance" told me and my mom to leave, and left him at home to enjoy himself. Turns out after we left that he rented some porn to watch. >_>
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I need confidence. New clothes wouldn't hurt either, but I have no sense of fashion/style, I don't wanna look trendy or whatever. I just have old jeans and pocket t shirts.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I have no friends, no prospective dates, no where to go, nothing to do, and am a shut in with no life. So basically... Monkhood posted...

DreadedWave posted...

I'm worthless.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Light literally had the notebook with the page he wanted to burn, and instead of burning it or tearing it out to burn later, researches how to set up an elaborate scheme to get the page to burn itself.

Also, Mia had 2 pages from the book. The one she used for the FBI agents, I think that's the page L finds. It only had a list of names on it, which means Watari's page is still floating around somewhere too. Even armed with 2 pages, she was still dumb enough to use the full book and leave her trap completely open for Light to cancel. Sure, turns out he was too dumb to cancel it, but jeez were these characters too dumb to do anything worthwhile. lol
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Gamers will remember this.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

No one likes alarm clocks. ...Ooohhhh.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I'm lonely, and don't really have anyone else to talk to.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

North America.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Happy birthday!
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Hm, it's my birthday too. Happy birthday!
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

*Slams confirm button*
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Sleeping_Forest posted...

Hey! It's my birthday too.
We're birthday buddies! Happy birthday, man

Ima tag you too.
Happy birthday @Sleeping_Forest
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Yep.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

It's my birthday too. I'm gonna tag you as birthday bro. Happy birthday.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Zoidberg needs a new shell.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I really like it.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

It wasn't really scary, but it struck a fantastic balance between creepy and humorous.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I'm not sure there's a way off the train. It seems to only stop when it approaches someone. It stopped when it was passing me, then it stopped for Jen too. I feel either we're in a death trap and will both die, or she'll toss me overboard and cause the train to stop as its passing my body so she can escape.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Creepy
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

keyblader1985 posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.

When I hear this I no longer think of the train; I think of FLCL and the pillows.

I'm almost afraid to check into what that is. I've never seen FLCL.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

There ain't no stoppin' this train I'm on.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Bang.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

It's fine, take care of yourself first.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Sunny's scene reminded me of the princess bride. I just imagined that guy's laugh the whole time.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Nice, hope writing this was an enjoyable distraction.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out for both of you, and that she gets back on her feet soon. Also, I have to say it may be a good decision to separate, as someone who lived with toxic parents staying together as a kid, it's not a good type of situation.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Whats wrong Jen, don't like apples?
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Enjoy that apple Sunny, it's the last you'll have. Mwahaha!
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I always said winter is always too cold.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Aw yeah, death and mayhem, just the way it's meant to be.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Mario_VS_DK posted...

Alright, bets are on. How many days will I last? 1? 2? Maybe not even through the first?

My bet is on 1.

I'm honestly surprised we made it out of the bloodbath this time. One of these days one of us is bound to win... Right?
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Dang, no more mutations? Bye monster Koga and spider queen Jen.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

I'm crashing this party!
*sits quietly in the corner sipping juice*
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!