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TopicI will never get the love of [insert movie here]
EclairReturns
01/16/18 11:31:54 PM
#26
wah_wah_wah posted...
why let Dunn know his weakness is water?


Maybe Mr. Jackson was planning on drowning Mr. Willis and wanted him to know that it was specifically him who did it.
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicI will never get the love of [insert movie here]
EclairReturns
01/16/18 9:49:36 PM
#2
Basically, Bruce Willis is a super-human, and Samuel Jackson wants to be his arch-enemy.
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TopicWhat's your oldest internet account that you're able to access, excluding gfaqs?
EclairReturns
01/16/18 2:42:35 AM
#10
What happened to your SteamedHams account?
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TopicITT: Say something positive about something / someone you hate or dislike
EclairReturns
01/15/18 8:04:37 PM
#8
They make damn good video games.
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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicDo you like the above poster?
EclairReturns
01/15/18 12:35:12 PM
#412
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TopicSo, I'm a bear... and I got this bunny
EclairReturns
01/15/18 2:25:15 AM
#5
aHappySacka posted...
https://i.imgur.com/[animal sex]


I sense an incoming moderation.
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicDo you like the above poster?
EclairReturns
01/15/18 1:09:50 AM
#410
Sure, I can probably have a conversation with him about a game we've both played.

I meant Greenfox, but Eikoyar is entertaining, too. >_>
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicHow many times have you had sex?
EclairReturns
01/14/18 9:56:07 PM
#13
I really hate the weekends because people talk about intercourse too often during these two to three days, and I just keep getting reminded that I've never had a girlfriend. >_>
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicPlaying Chrono Trigger. When does it become good?
EclairReturns
01/14/18 9:52:50 PM
#21
helIy posted...
one of the most boring and unfun games out there


That's exactly how I feel about Super Mario RPG.
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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicApparently the GDP is sexist because housework isn't a paid job
EclairReturns
01/14/18 9:08:52 PM
#4
Are some people not in the maid or butler professions for a living?
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Topicwhat's wrong with lanhikari10
EclairReturns
01/14/18 7:58:46 PM
#22
If you know where to go, you can find an archival site somewhere...
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TopicI'm doing dabs tonight, AMA
EclairReturns
01/14/18 7:53:10 PM
#4
How many tries do you think it's going to take me to finally get my license?
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Topicwhat's wrong with lanhikari10
EclairReturns
01/14/18 7:41:59 PM
#18
ImCallingYouOut posted...
he did


Where's the proof, guy?
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicPlaying Chrono Trigger. When does it become good?
EclairReturns
01/14/18 7:41:17 PM
#3
Okay, once you beat Magus at the really ominous castle in the Medieval Ages.
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Topicwhat's wrong with lanhikari10
EclairReturns
01/14/18 7:33:07 PM
#15
TheWorstPoster posted...
Can I be mod instead?


It's not a paying job, so I don't think it would be of any use to you, to be honest. >_>
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Topicwhat's wrong with lanhikari10
EclairReturns
01/14/18 7:32:43 PM
#14
ImCallingYouOut posted...
he bet


Did he specifically bet his account?
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TopicAnyone do one of those DNA/ancestry things?
EclairReturns
01/14/18 7:12:48 PM
#36
Kyuubi4269 posted...
I'm interested, but not 3 figure interested.


I'm interested, but not interested enough to drop a hundred dollars with it; I got better stuff to do with that money.
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Topicwhat's wrong with lanhikari10
EclairReturns
01/14/18 7:02:20 PM
#8
ImCallingYouOut posted...
welcher


I don't recall him ever making an account bet.
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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicFour weeks until I see the girlfriend again.
EclairReturns
01/14/18 3:02:16 AM
#230
Okay.
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicFour weeks until I see the girlfriend again.
EclairReturns
01/14/18 2:59:33 AM
#228
CacciatoPart2 posted...
calling someone out for sexual assault


Was it OmegaTomHank?
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TopicMy driving test is in six days, and I forgot how to parallel park.
EclairReturns
01/14/18 1:26:42 AM
#9
Oh, you meant parking. I'm sorry for my lack of reading comprehension.
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicMy driving test is in six days, and I forgot how to parallel park.
EclairReturns
01/14/18 1:16:13 AM
#5
Golden Road posted...
cones


My family is too poor to afford a large number of those. We find that practicing with actual cars is more cost-effective, minus the possible collisions when practicing.

Golden Road posted...
you may not get that kind of instructor


I'm expecting the absolute worse and expect to fail having tried my best.

MannerSaurus posted...
before you start the car, make sure you visibly adjust your mirrors and seat


Duly noted.

MannerSaurus posted...
G7VCdgorSMVYk


I think my dad would keep scolding me if I didn't follow his methods. ><

Zeus posted...
pull in


I don't understand.
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicMy driving test is in six days, and I forgot how to parallel park.
EclairReturns
01/14/18 12:41:01 AM
#1
I'm going to driving practice, tomorrow, to hopefully see the driving course and get some practice with aforementioned parking.

Does this board have any tips for my driving test next week? I must have these answers.
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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicGet get every single Game Boy ever made, into your own collection
EclairReturns
01/14/18 12:27:53 AM
#2
TheWorstPoster posted...
create a supercomputer


Oh, so you mean like how some nerds used to link a bunch of fat PS3's together to make a really powerful computer.
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TopicHow do I close my account?
EclairReturns
01/13/18 3:47:25 PM
#3
https://www.gamefaqs.com/feedback?type=28
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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicWhich snes classic game do I beat next?
EclairReturns
01/13/18 3:00:36 AM
#8
A Link to the Past. Legend of the Seven Stars was just an awful RPG.
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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicVegas weekend one week from today! What are some 'must-dos'? Also AMA
EclairReturns
01/12/18 10:30:12 PM
#16
In Golden Sun: The Lost Age, there is a point in the game where Piers leaves your party, and you are forced to use Lash to continue.

What happens if Piers had the Lash Pebble before he left the party? Do you have to start over?
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
Topicdo you have a poop knife
EclairReturns
01/12/18 2:50:58 PM
#3
Yes, I use a really long screwdriver to help the toilet flush.
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
Topicplease recommend me books
EclairReturns
01/12/18 2:50:16 AM
#64
Well, I can tell you about a novel series set in a medieval periods intended for twelve-year-old boys, but I don't think you'd have any interest in it.

The books are really short, and only the first book is any good. It's called, "The False Prince".
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicYour ex comes to your house in the middle of the night, needing a place to stay.
EclairReturns
01/12/18 2:47:08 AM
#5
JCBaggins posted...
How do you react?


I wonder when the hell I got an ex-girlfriend.
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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicWhat FF has the best music?
EclairReturns
01/11/18 10:17:07 PM
#42
BlackScythe0 posted...
any other memorable tracks from the game


When you get to Zanarkand:

When you find out Yuna's going to die once her pilgrimage is done, and other times of plot-heavy revelations:

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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicHave you ever tried online dating?
EclairReturns
01/11/18 10:05:31 PM
#17
Jen0125 posted...
meetup


I don't know if I'll have the time with all my homework and stuff... And most of the groups are based so far away from home, that I'm not sure that I want to bus to some location for thirty to forty minutes just for some social activity.

RCtheWSBC posted...
speaking to a therapist about your self-esteem and confidence issues


I didn't really enjoy attending sessions with the last therapist who tried to talk to me about my lack of self-esteem. I don't feel uncomfortable telling myself that I'm ugly or have a really off-putting personality, anyway. I'm convinced that all I need to do is get over myself and try to have a conversation with some bloke before class lasting more than ten seconds. Besides, I feel like if a therapist did want to address my life issues, they'd have to talk to me to get to know me well enough to gain some perspective on the sources of my behaviors. I really don't think they'd understand, anyway, if I told them about my really personal issues.
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicHave you ever tried online dating?
EclairReturns
01/11/18 9:44:01 PM
#14
Yes, I have. As an ugly person, I was far less likely to get responses to girls whom I've sent messages to. Although, I cannot say that I very much liked the general populace of the dating site that I've frequented thus far. So many of these girls just enjoy taking pictures of themselves and attaching doggy ears and noses to their faces that just make me think, "No, go away". And some of them purse their lips so that they look just unattractive, in general. Most of these people's profiles are blank, or contain information that make me think that I'm not right for them. But what I deplore most of all in these goddamn "descriptions" is what some of these girls put in the "About Me" section. "Just ask!" Like how the hell am I supposed to talk to them if I don't know a damn thing about them? I could be talking about anything that I think they might be knowledgeable in, and chances would be very, very slim that they would not know what I'm talking about. And after I "ask them" something, they go like, "...", and holy hell it was just such a dissatisfying experience for me that I quit the website. Their text-speak can go to hell, and their stupid "emoji" can go to hell. I swear to god, they just put "just ask" in their profile to lure out anyone, and they'd only respond if the bloke was some adonis. Either that, or more likely, they want me to flirt with them. And it just isn't in me to do that. I don't want to do anything like that, ever. Trying to find a date is really tiring for me, I still live with my mother, and there's really no chance in hell of finding someone until I get my own place. I don't even have a degree yet, nor have I any sort of start in my career. There's really no reason for me to be trying to find someone at the mo'. I'm not even closed to being settled in life, so there's really no point in bothering.

Yes, yes, I get it; I'm an incel. Now leave me alone. >_>
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicDoes anyone pronounce robot as robut?
EclairReturns
01/09/18 11:34:53 PM
#3
Yeah, me too; and so does Zoidberg from Futurama.
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicChain Chomp sex probably pretty loud
EclairReturns
01/09/18 10:10:12 PM
#2
I'm pretty sure all they would do is make out, since the closest thing they would have to sex is tying their chains together somehow...

Or maybe they'd bite on each other's chains all night like some freaky Ouroboros. >_>
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TopicPlaying OoT3D for the first time and it's kind of disappointing
EclairReturns
01/09/18 12:45:21 AM
#10
I'm sorry for my lack of reading comprehension.
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TopicI don't get why others would spend thousands of dollars on a laptop
EclairReturns
01/09/18 12:42:17 AM
#14
I don't get why the working man/woman has to spend thousands of dollars on your education, to be fair.
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TopicI actually want Oprah to become the next president just to show everyone...
EclairReturns
01/09/18 12:08:59 AM
#17
PowerSurgeX posted...
maybe she shouldnt


I mean, just because she may be more popular than Trump, doesn't really make her any more qualified than him. I don't think either has had experience in a political office.
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicI actually want Oprah to become the next president just to show everyone...
EclairReturns
01/08/18 10:58:18 PM
#2
It's not like Oprah knows more than Trump about managing a first-world country, does she?
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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicShouldn't today's poll be remaster, not remake?
EclairReturns
01/08/18 1:19:30 AM
#2
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1324-actual-poll-of-the-day-board
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Topicyou find out you are a reincarnated murder victim
EclairReturns
01/08/18 12:04:47 AM
#9
Just continue on with my life. I don't need some other bloke's unresolved grievances horning into my life, you know, even if he is somehow me.

And there's no way the killer would hunt down the reincarnation of that bloke whom he offed. Nor would he even know or believe that I am that reincarnation. I'm completely safe.
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TopicITT: Things that sound cooler than they actually are
EclairReturns
01/07/18 11:45:57 PM
#41
I've always wanted to live in my own apartment, but I imagine I'd have a crap-ton of bills--and a job I would need to keep to pay those bills--that would kind of negate that excitement.
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TopicMan i kinda want to blast all the salt off my car with a hose
EclairReturns
01/07/18 11:35:31 PM
#14
Firewood18 posted...
rain


Yeah, but it might be frozen in TC's region right now.
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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicMen, how do I text battery power to my friend's sell phone in an attachment
EclairReturns
01/07/18 11:19:37 PM
#8
In case this isn't a joke topic, just dial up her landline and tell her to charge her cell phone.

You can't "send" battery power to any cell phone just by texting it.
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TopicYou win a million bucks
EclairReturns
01/07/18 8:44:40 PM
#2
I provoke them into charging at you until you fill out a work application.
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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
TopicWhat FF has the best music?
EclairReturns
01/07/18 4:12:29 PM
#5
I love the music of Final Fantasy VIII, personally.
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TopicAnyone played Blossom Tales: The Sleeping King? Looks like a LttP clone
EclairReturns
01/07/18 1:10:06 PM
#6
Didn't Nintendo not bother to do anything when that Wind Waker ripoff released on Steam?
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