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This is like some Creepypasta I read once.
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At least she isn't taking their faces.
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I love Michael and Ryan's weird unrequited gay love story.
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Sid's toys now.
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git gud casul
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The Zodiac Killer would be proud.
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I declare BANKRUPTCY.
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Chicken posted...

This is pretty funny but isnt she kind of a shitty escort for calling him out on it? If I paid that kind of money I would expect some confidentiality.

It's a dude pretending to be some girl. Read the tweet I posted above.
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https://twitter.com/LaHeartSings/status/953537812518854656

Reminder that DSP's detractors are the biggest fucking weirdos online.
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My family now
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I'm torn between laughter at the topic title and the descriptions and the acknowledgement that having your testicles explode is probably the worst pain you could imagine.
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Edge
Roman Reigns
Jericho
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j00
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Yeah, Blizzard's only "compelling narrative" is good person going bad.

The fanboys eat that shit up every time. Arthas was dogshit.
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The Arthas storyline sucked when you realize it's another re-telling of Kerrigan/Dark Wanderer.

The only decent story in WC was during WC1/2 and that movie fucked that up by trying to make things all 'grey' and shit. Nobody ever told them that doing a world with lots of moral ambiguity only works when you have skilled writers, otherwise it's best to just stick to a good vs. evil dynamic.
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JE19426 posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

PoE was shit.

Whether or not it was shit isn't relevant. It was successful and it wasn't a flop.

It being shit is very relevant because guess what, you're not apart of Obsidian nor a shareholder. You bought the game like I did and discovered, as a gamer, the game was shit.
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Halloween > Texas Chainsaw.
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I maintain the only way to have a hot BDSM relationship is by finding a good looking 'vanilla' girl and introducing her that way. Realistically speaking, she's probably curious or into it but doesn't go to those sites which has dudes ambush you with cock pictures and really cringe creative writing from a 38 year old whale-armed single mother about how 'free' she feels when dominated by some ugly trucker named MasterDominantLord666.
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KK_the_Slider posted...

Hat in Time, FTL, Pillars of Eternity...
There have been many successful crowdfunded games. People just like to focus on the ones that failed.

PoE was shit.
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Bullet_Wing posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

The problem with BDSM culture is it's full of gross people that are fucking ugly beyond compare.

Sounds like someone got rejected, lol

Try to find a hot girl on any of those sites like Fetlife. You're going to be in a fuckin' wasteland.

Unless your physical type are fat, emotionally crippled slobs, you're not finding shit that's worth it there. It's the OG camgirl breeding ground, though. Before Twitch became the big thing.
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Don't bother. Skinny people live longer while fat people die quicker and meatbags are lucky to hit 55.
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The problem with BDSM culture is it's full of gross people that are fucking ugly beyond compare.
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Casino was the better film.

But Goodfellas is still a classic.
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The Simpsons in its prime > SP and FG.
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The original GBA design was superior.
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"Just because you have Parkinsons doesn't give you carte blanche to take advantage of the non Parkinsons!
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The Sword of a Thousand Truths is a reskinned Slayer of the Lifeless.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

Lol @ kcco

Is chive even still a thing?!

(And does anybody find anorexic girls attractive? That one directly above this post... Gross.)

She's hot, are you fucked.
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mustang90 posted...

When the fat...

Yeah no. Fat is fat.

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TheDarkCircle posted...

This happened to me once. There was this girl whose face just looked different each time we'd hang out. Idk if was how she did her make-up, but everytime i'd see her in person I kept looking at her being like why do you look different than the way I remember you?

Seinfeld had an episode about that, the "two-face" episode about how this girl Jerry was seeing looked different depending on the lighting. It's weird but it happens.

You probably should let her down easy though. Just tell her you're not interested.

Maybe you were dating Jaqen H'ghar.
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DuranOfForcena posted...

real talk, i'd take Karen over Pam any day of the week, and Jim's a huge fucking douchebag for the way he left her hanging

Agreed. Karen was way better looking while Pam left her engagement for a guy she met at work.

Pam was Aeris. Karen was Tifa. FUCK AERIS.
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Once you go in you can never get back out.
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People thirst for a memorable action film and latch onto anything.
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Fifth one is quite gorgeous. Very elegant.
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He'd look perfect.
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Go to River of Flame in Diablo II.
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Tell him to hurry his ass up, YOU NEED TO FEAST.

And if he ignores you, slap his mouth.
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I agree, OP.

Venom is like a terrifying reflection of what Spider-Man could have become, yet has his own demented code of honor he adheres to.

It also takes the wind out of Carnage because while Venom is extremely aggressive and much more prone to doing things Spider-Man wouldn't, Eddie is still deep down a good person and overcomes his hatred just enough to be able to function.

Kassidy is like, what the symbiote really wants in a person. Someone that gives themselves into it completely and goes fucking wild. Eddie keeps the symbiote in check by making sure to tether it to his humanity and that creates the near schizophrenic struggle he endures while Cletus Kassidy is the least affected by the symbiote personality-wise because the symbiote's purpose and his own psychosis are the perfect storm. Venom is still at the end of the day Eddie Brock, but Carnage and Cletus are one and the same.

Think about it like, Eddie Brock is the warden for the symbiote by using his own body as the prison cell while Cletus Kassidy is the absolute worst case scenario.
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LiberalFAQs continues.
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Can we call it NO MA'AM?
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"I have a big cock. I ruined Game of Thrones. Sheeran. Sheeran. Big cock."

- All his songs.
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Edgy isn't a bad thing if it's done well.

It's no more annoying than a character that is overly cutesy. In fact, those characters are bullshit. They should always die pronto.
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The Undertaker
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Realistically, Samus should SWEEP.

Because you're all shit tier memers, Monika will win.
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Choco posted...

lmao go fuck yourself

lmao i dont fuck guys
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Despite what liberals here tell you, go into every relationship with the mind of a sociopath.
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Bisexuals are gay people that are cowards.
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