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TopicIf you inherited 20 acres of farmland would you sell it or try to rent it out?
AlephZero
11/11/17 8:23:37 PM
#11
id live out my harvest moon fantasies
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TopicApplebee's Declares Bankruptcy After Offering Free Alcohol For Veterans Day
AlephZero
11/11/17 7:21:57 PM
#29
Teen Girl Squad posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Written news satire is pretty much the bottom of the barrel when it comes to comedy.


The Onion does it very well but there is a higher degree of difficulty for sure. This definately does not make the mark.

Everyone thinks they can do satire until they actually try.
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TopicWhy don't we use more nuclear energy?
AlephZero
11/11/17 7:18:13 PM
#25
Also there's the issue of waste storage we haven't found a solution for yet except to bury it in the desert. I'm a proponent of nuclear energy but it's far from perfect.
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TopicWho finna slide in a restaurant and get some free food?
AlephZero
11/11/17 6:54:19 PM
#4
those aren't words people use
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TopicWhy don't we use more nuclear energy?
AlephZero
11/11/17 6:46:55 PM
#22
It costs billions of dollars and takes like a decade to build a plant and it has a negative stigma associated with it.
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TopicITT we talk about Krystal.
AlephZero
11/10/17 2:37:11 PM
#3
do they have pizza
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TopicAnybody really into Golf Story here?
AlephZero
11/09/17 11:21:16 PM
#4
Steve Nick posted...
Do you think they'll put it on sale for black friday?

No
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TopicHow can I be more, "sweet" in bed.
AlephZero
11/09/17 11:20:45 PM
#2
dip your dick in frosting
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TopicCNBC: Donald Trump loathes exercise, sleeps 4 hours, and never eats fruit
AlephZero
11/09/17 9:09:05 PM
#16
TWO

SCOOPS

what will the madmen come up with next
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TopicITT: Democrats accused of sexual assault and advances.
AlephZero
11/09/17 7:22:10 PM
#6
Antifar posted...
Anthony Weiner

*Carlos Danger
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TopicWhy don't you give ugly people a chance?
AlephZero
11/09/17 4:49:07 PM
#2
no woman will talk to me, ugly or not
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Topicon a scale to one to 6 feet under how are you feeling ce
AlephZero
11/09/17 4:48:39 PM
#2
im dead
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Topic20,000 genders? What the hell kind of school do you go to?
AlephZero
11/09/17 4:34:11 PM
#1
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2017/11/06/fungus-genders/
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TopicHow do I charge my Android faster?
AlephZero
11/09/17 2:57:31 PM
#7
put it in the microwave for a supercharge
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TopicBest burger in the world?
AlephZero
11/09/17 2:31:08 PM
#18
ketchup is for steak
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TopicBest burger in the world?
AlephZero
11/09/17 2:21:38 PM
#7
mcdonalds
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TopicI'm rich, but I still can't get a GF.
AlephZero
11/09/17 2:17:41 PM
#15
the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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TopicA chart on deaths by guns in different countries
AlephZero
11/09/17 2:06:39 PM
#42
only cops should have guns
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TopicThis ShareBlue article EVISCERATES Trump! Impeachment incoming!
AlephZero
11/09/17 2:05:23 PM
#1
a
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TopicGood BuzzFeed profile on Robert Johnston, who uncovered the DNC hack
AlephZero
11/09/17 12:24:41 PM
#2
buzz feed dot com
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TopicWashington Post: 38 ideas to fix America's Democracy
AlephZero
11/09/17 11:52:25 AM
#43
Antifar posted...
AlephZero posted...
The author doesn't appear to understand how insurance works. No insurance company in the country would cover willful criminal acts committed by the policy holder.

This is...partly the point, in the writer's argument:

In broad strokes, gun owners should be required to maintain insurance on the weapons they wish to keep. Insurance companies could then be held liable if that weapon was used in the commission of a crime. Guns are much more dangerous than vehicles, so why should vehicles get more scrutiny than guns? And, well, money talks: If insurance companies were required to insure weapons, I think wed see a huge shift in background checks, as well as updated and well-maintained profiles of gun owners.

Can we imagine a world where a gun owner is refused purchase of a high-capacity magazine because he has a preexisting condition of a hot temper or an abusive online profile and his insurance company therefore deems him a financial risk? This wouldnt solve the issue of rampant massacres or inner-city crime immediately, but maybe over one or two generations, we could maneuver the same insurance debacle we cant seem to shake into regulating the gun addiction we cant seem to break. Make one demon fight the other demon. You would have capitalism policing democracy.

Forcing insurance companies to cover criminal acts is pretty fucked up.
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TopicWashington Post: 38 ideas to fix America's Democracy
AlephZero
11/09/17 11:46:32 AM
#34
MorbidFaithless posted...
AlephZero posted...
Antifar posted...
- Mandate gun insurance

is this satire

Why should it be? Gun victims have no recourse when it comes to medical bills caused by being shot. At this point it's as practical as car insurance.

The author doesn't appear to understand how insurance works. No insurance company in the country would cover willful criminal acts committed by the policy holder.
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TopicWashington Post: 38 ideas to fix America's Democracy
AlephZero
11/09/17 11:14:25 AM
#20
Antifar posted...
- Mandate gun insurance

is this satire
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Topicholy shit. literally a chainsaw bayonet
AlephZero
11/09/17 9:44:13 AM
#41
this is what gun control advocates actually believe
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TopicThis is the Gun the Texas Shooter used that HILLARY CLINTON would have BANNED!!
AlephZero
11/08/17 4:51:17 PM
#4
only cops should have guns
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TopicITT: We are corporate establishment cucks
AlephZero
11/08/17 4:49:53 PM
#5
hillary clinton is going to be president
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TopicKanye trademarked "Yeezy Sound." Streaming service or headphones?
AlephZero
11/08/17 4:48:04 PM
#2
neither, it's a resort located near an ocean inlet
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TopicWomen now rule the modern world
AlephZero
11/08/17 3:27:14 PM
#13
the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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TopicThankYouHillary is trending .
AlephZero
11/08/17 1:56:01 PM
#10
hillary can still win
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TopicAs a Brit I don't get why Americans hold the constitution in such high regard.
AlephZero
11/08/17 1:38:02 PM
#60
wish i lived in the uk where i have to phone up the queen for permission to look at porn
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TopicEven the BBC is touting the health benefits of Kombucha, a natural energy source
AlephZero
11/08/17 9:38:36 AM
#8
will it align my chakras and recharge my energy crystal
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TopicDo you think a standard infraction on this site should be more than 3 karma lost
AlephZero
11/08/17 1:19:55 AM
#9
who cares
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TopicVoters in NJ and VA reject Trumpism, elect Democratic governors.
AlephZero
11/07/17 10:34:02 PM
#30
if new jersey electing a democrat after the disaster that was christie is considered a victory for democrats, yikes
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TopicShould guns be illegal?
AlephZero
11/07/17 9:03:54 PM
#21
only cops should have guns
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TopicFrozen Pizza Enthusiasts: How did I do?
AlephZero
11/07/17 7:45:51 PM
#29
Digiorno is too expensive for what you're getting. At that price or a little more you could get much higher quality frozen za. It exists in the awkward middle ground where it's only slightly better than the cheap frozen za but not nearly as good as the slightly more expensive frozen za. My suggestion is to either save your money and just get Jack's (or Totino's if you really hate yourself) or spend a bit more and get quality za.
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TopicIdea for gun control that doesn't actually infringe upon rights of good citizens
AlephZero
11/07/17 5:12:03 PM
#64
only cops should be allowed to have guns
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TopicSeriously, what would gun control actually do?
AlephZero
11/07/17 4:59:31 PM
#62
only cops should have guns
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TopicI used to date this girl - please superficially rate her on a scale of 1-10
AlephZero
11/07/17 4:55:37 PM
#7
haha yikes
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TopicWhy are there so many mass shootings in the United States?
AlephZero
11/07/17 1:03:37 PM
#33
only cops should have guns
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TopicEating pussy is fun
AlephZero
11/07/17 12:29:26 PM
#21
the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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TopicIs dat story about hot chick doing a porn vid after her military bf left true?
AlephZero
11/06/17 10:28:25 PM
#5
yeah she did two gdp vids
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TopicIs fat girl pussy better than no pussy at all?
AlephZero
11/06/17 7:02:01 PM
#35
the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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TopicREMINDER: Ferris Bueller kissed his DAUGHTER
AlephZero
11/06/17 7:01:33 PM
#2
rooney is a pedo
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TopicWhy some girls won't swallow, but have no problem drowning you in their juices?
AlephZero
11/06/17 2:59:58 PM
#20
the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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TopicTrump administration is fucking up its totalitarian playbook by not banning guns
AlephZero
11/06/17 2:32:13 PM
#12
only cops should have guns
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TopicAnyone else getting this annoying af unmasking spiderman ad on mobile?
AlephZero
11/06/17 2:27:17 PM
#3
imagine seeing ads in 2017
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