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Lol at people saying "the boys mother wasn't offended" as if that fucking matters.

Remember when Obama was president and people were snorting bath salts? Witch would you rathet have, tide eaters or face eaters?

courts have a weapon check

Do you just spend all day jerking off to these

so which subreddit did you steal this post from?

philo = joke account

The machine used in the incident was a modified Komatsu D355A bulldozer[9], fitted with makeshift armor plating covering the cabin, engine, and parts of the tracks. In places, this armor was over 1 foot (30 cm) thick, consisting of 5000-PSI Quikrete concrete mix fitted between sheets of tool steel (acquired from an automotive dealer in Denver), to make ad-hoc composite armor. This made the machine impervious to small arms fire and resistant to explosives: indeed three external explosions and more than 200 rounds of ammunition fired at the bulldozer had no effect on it.[1]

For visibility, the bulldozer was fitted with several video cameras linked to two monitors mounted on the vehicle's dashboard; the cameras were protected on the outside by 3-inch (76 mm) shields of bulletproof plastic.[1] Onboard fans and an air conditioner were used to keep Heemeyer cool while driving, and compressed-air nozzles were fitted to blow dust away from the video cameras. He had made three gun-ports, fitted for a .50 caliber sniper rifle, a .308 semi-automatic, and a .22 long rifle, all fitted with a half-inch-thick (1.3 cm) steel plate. Heemeyer apparently had no intention of leaving the cabin once he entered it.[1] Authorities speculated that he may have used a homemade crane found in his garage to lower the armor hull over the dozer and himself. "Once he tipped that lid shut, he knew he wasn't getting out", Daly said. Investigators searched the garage, where they believed that Heemeyer built the vehicle and found cement and armor steel.[1]

Only Heemeyer died in the event (by a self-inflicted gun shot), but afterwards, the modified bulldozer came to be known as "Killdozer"

eggcorn posted...

weird

Right? I bet it was Error upset over the football.

eggcorn posted...

that's cool but why wait for a 2017 in 2018

Pretty sure they gave me the wrong book -_-

AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

I havent seen an Audi TT since 2010, I thought they went the way of the Hummer

Probably because they look nothing like the bubble car TT that was available back in the day.

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

HIGH SPEED SLAMMING hahahaha

91 OCTANE SLAMMING!

eggcorn posted...

This one is pretty dumb. All the pepperoni just slid to one side of the pizza, but can be spread around.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

Just stay celibate until the fuck bots become affordable.

Knowing my luck, my Sex Bot will want to just be friends.

breweries

See post 7.

eggcorn posted...

oh wow a whole day

Idk bout you but most people don't stew over something as irrelevant as who you think would win a football game for an entire day just to bring it up in an unrelated topic.

MAGA_2020 posted...

Put on your toughest anime face and March up there and remind them it is a weekday and some of us have class tomorrow

Wtf is an anime face? No class, gotta start setting up a shit ton of live broadcasting equipment.

MabusIncarnate posted...

iClockwork posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

Just go talk to them about how you think the Jaguars have a chance against the Pats, and everyone will get a real good laugh about it and the situation will settle itself down.

Still salty huh?

lol, what team do you think I like?

Digging up a day old topic. You were thinking about it all night weren't ya?

eggcorn posted...

@BMXJouster posted...

Your username is top notch sir

https://youtu.be/MaWxVdlRh4c?t=84

Doe posted...

Turbam posted...

https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-homemade-eggnog-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-214298

Quit cryin

I'm at boarding school I don't have a kitchen

keep cryin

The answer to all questions in this line is "no"

lol no.

But then wouldn't the poor become rich?

it bottles my mind how that show ever became so popular

lmfao at the kids here who don't know what acid looks like