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| Topic | State of the Union Address incoming |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 9:36:38 PM #32 | JennyBear posted... Cacciato posted...Mead posted...I just want him to stop clapping into his microphone Lmao --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | State of the Union Address incoming |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 9:32:17 PM #23 | Mead posted... I just want him to stop clapping into his microphone Came in here to say this. Its so fucking annoying. Its like when Ben Carson kept sniffling into the mic during the debates. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Really weird, but I emailed the manager from the place I was applying to today. |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 8:14:40 PM #24 | It also raises the questions as to why Judgemenl thinks Jews have different dress clothes they were to anything but a Hasidic interview. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | tfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/ |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 8:13:14 PM #69 | LittleRoyal posted... Greenfox111 posted...shadowsword87 posted...I got a boner once while I was doing geometry homework. I also think youre an alt account, so it doesnt surprise me --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Really weird, but I emailed the manager from the place I was applying to today. |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 8:04:23 PM #16 | Greenfox111 posted... Rockies posted...However, he did the three parentheses thing the other day I didnt see what he wrote but I saw him get called out for it. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Really weird, but I emailed the manager from the place I was applying to today. |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 7:44:02 PM #3 | TheWorstPoster posted... It means you didn't get the job This. Icoyar has a sixth sense for unemployment. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Aziz Ansari is innocent! |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 6:43:50 PM #8 | Mead posted... Nothing his accuser described is sexual assault Did they even have sex? --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Glee star has hung himself |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 6:32:01 PM #29 | Smarkil posted... Lokarin posted...That's garbo... no one has 50'000 images of anything, not even cats'n'dogs I never knew that. That makes sense if so. I worked a suicide once where the guy was getting charged for like 260k images and all I could think was who the fuck needs that many photos. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Did you do your taxes yet? |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 5:20:54 PM #30 | Anisoptera posted... I'm a mother No youre not --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Woman gets upset 'emotional' support Peacock isn't let on Flight... |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 5:19:53 PM #15 | That's discrimination against people who need emotional support animals. I face this kind of backlash nearly everywhere I go with my support wolverine. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Glee star has hung himself |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 3:54:59 PM #13 | Zikten posted... the show is always going to have this shadow over it now in it's legacy. it's a shame cause it was a good show and lots of people loved it As opposed to the dude who ODd on heroin? That made them look great. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Did you do your taxes yet? |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 3:53:21 PM #27 | I got my W2 yesterday and went upstairs and filed while I was taking a poop. What a time to be alive. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | what's the deal with the new nacho fries taco bell commercial? |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 3:50:26 AM #12 | SunWuKung420 posted... Cacciato posted...SunWuKung420 posted...Especially since their fries are all the same, just served a little differently. Enjoy your 3 month or more frozen fries. Glad to see that experience got you into such a successful and narrow field of employment. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | tfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/ |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 3:41:04 AM #44 | Smarkil posted... LinkPizza posted...Cacciato posted...This is the weird boner dude, right? He made a topic where he wondered about how to hide his boner when he stood up --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | what's the deal with the new nacho fries taco bell commercial? |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 3:28:26 AM #6 | SunWuKung420 posted... Especially since their fries are all the same, just served a little differently. Enjoy your 3 month or more frozen fries. Fucking finally your bar cook knowledge came in handy. You contributed! --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | what's the deal with the new nacho fries taco bell commercial? |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 3:16:41 AM #4 | Sarcasthma posted... What do you want us to say, NMB? Probaby, "and what's the deal with airplane food?" @Smarkil --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | so what's the deal with the chicken strike in zelda |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 3:08:37 AM #13 | SunWuKung420 posted... likehelly posted...chickens dont care, they have no reference for anything different, nor the knowledge or ability for that sort of critical thinking for comparison I bet they'd mind it less if they knew that they weren't at risk for communicable diseases easily eliminated by vaccinations. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | tacobell should sell hotdogs |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 3:04:28 AM #16 | Mead posted... chorizo dogs mmm That sounds delicious. I stopped going to Chipotle when they got rid of their chorizo. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | tacobell should sell hotdogs |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 2:29:26 AM #13 | Definitions aside, this is actually a really good idea. Make a taquito hot dog. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Every once in a while one of my next door neighbors gets loud during sex |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 1:38:05 AM #3 | Do you just whip it out and choke the chicken to it instead? --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Hello PotD |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 1:28:27 AM #15 | EclairReturns posted... Magus 10 posted...quite a while off Sacrificed my free time in the summer to keep an easier load in the spring and fall. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Florida rated worst american state IN THE WORLD!! |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 1:17:36 AM #131 | SunWuKung420 posted... Troll_Police_ posted... You should re-read your post. You're pretty pathetic, dude. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Hello PotD |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 1:16:24 AM #9 | EclairReturns posted... I hate it. I want summer break to start already, because I've been going to school for eight semesters straight so far--including summer school. :( I went to school for 10 semesters straight before I took summer off and then graduated that winter semester. I thought it was better. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | tfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/ |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 1:12:52 AM #37 | DirtBasedSoap posted... Summertimebooks posted... This. It also 'raises' the question on how the fuck you dont know how to hide a boner by the time you're twenty fucking seven. Were you in a coma for 14 years? --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | 23 y/o Autistic Kid who gave out FISH GUTS on HALLOWEEN Murdered his MOM!!! |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 12:23:21 AM #3 | I didnt know you could put 'autistic' in the title now. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | tfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/ |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 12:21:59 AM #19 | This is the weird boner dude, right? --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | So on the cruise i went on the captain was asked what defenses they had |
| Cacciato 01/30/18 12:02:54 AM #5 | Zikten posted... so basically he will tell the guests and crew to just charge the pirates with a wave of flesh, much like what some of the early battles between Germans and Russians was like in WW2 when the soviet army couldn't even give every "soldier" a weapon No. Because pirates arent stupid enough to try and take a cruise ship of that size. Besides that, the cruise ship is a weapon. All a larger vessel has to do is increase speed or create a wake large enough to destroy or overturn a boarding vessel. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | new development in Jack the Ripper case |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 11:50:01 PM #23 | Zikten posted... it's also the most listened to late night radio show in the entire country. alot of truckers listen to it Truckers probably listen to it because it's entertaining to listen to and actual news would put them to sleep causing them to slam their rig into a family of five. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Florida rated worst american state IN THE WORLD!! |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 11:03:31 PM #119 | Jen0125 posted... SunWuKung420 posted...Unfortunately, I have several unjustified haters that frequently follow me into topics simply to insult me and it ends up derailing. They have no lives. I want to know how we follow him into topics without knowing if he's even posted in there before, but whatever helps him sleep at night. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | monster hunter world or dragon ball fighterz |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 9:28:49 PM #4 | Zeus posted... Neither, but I still haven't bothered getting a ps4, etc. Im sure one of your siblings grandkids can show you how to hook it up. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | I just deleted my Tinder profile. |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 9:15:45 PM #68 | ExtremeM65 posted... Doctor Foxx posted...Until you can grow a proper beard Doesnt look like it. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | I just deleted my Tinder profile. |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 9:14:54 PM #67 | Renraku_San posted... Tropic_Sunset posted...I'm done with people blowing me off I hope this sounded funnier in your head. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Florida rated worst american state IN THE WORLD!! |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 6:45:03 PM #90 | SunWuKung420 posted... Jen0125 posted...SunWuKung420 posted...I'd like to point out that schmen is a liar and is so jealous of my life, he'll say anything to insult me, including tell lies to make himself feel better about his fucked up life. You realize you posted your wedding photos right? --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Florida rated worst american state IN THE WORLD!! |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 5:01:22 PM #55 | SunWuKung420 posted... OhhhJa posted...As angry and defensive as sunwu got, I'm pretty sold on his alcoholism Why do you say an alcoholic already would be? Because it was before 5 pm when you made that post? What times do alcoholics start drinking? --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | You go to a barbershop |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 3:56:23 PM #2 | Wonder if it looks presentable enough for a job interview. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Ashley Graham and Tabria Major (and other BBWs) models for Swimsuit Line... |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 3:41:42 PM #3 | Is Labia Major the one on the right? --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Hey PotD...I'm gonna' get drunk and I'm gonna' make it real clear. |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 3:41:10 PM #7 | They closed it already, which was pretty fast. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Florida rated worst american state IN THE WORLD!! |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 3:40:08 PM #42 | SunWuKung420 posted... OhhhJa posted...SunWuKung420 posted... Like being the best state in the country? Got it. Gotta drink something since its not gonna be the best states water. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | What NBA team do you root for? |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 3:32:31 PM #22 | None. Ive never been interested in basketball. Except NBA Live 98 was pretty fun --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Hey PotD...I'm gonna' get drunk and I'm gonna' make it real clear. |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 3:31:33 PM #5 | After all those drinks will you make a topic about hating yourself and closing your account? Just wondering because that was yesterdays entertainment. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Florida rated worst american state IN THE WORLD!! |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 2:30:36 AM #2 | What's worse is having Kentucky and Louisiana in the top five. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | I think if my girlfriend cheated on me, I probably wouldn't do anything. |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 1:31:38 AM #7 | MICHALECOLE posted... Brb fucking your girlfriend Some more? I figured you'd beat that out the frame while they were apart on break. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | I'm never leaving |
| Cacciato 01/29/18 12:08:35 AM #3 | We figured that months ago. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | whelp, horizon zero dawn is probably the worst game ever to have been made |
| Cacciato 01/28/18 11:44:51 PM #19 | helIy posted... sunny you know horizon zero dawn is a ps4 exclusive right Lmao --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | whelp, horizon zero dawn is probably the worst game ever to have been made |
| Cacciato 01/28/18 10:01:02 PM #7 | Yeah helly. Get on that screenshot for confirmation. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | whose watching the James Corden Grammy Awards now? |
| Cacciato 01/28/18 9:59:58 PM #3 | I think it's just called the Grammy Awards, big guy. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Did you know that 80% of people who HUNT are White??? |
| Cacciato 01/28/18 9:48:05 PM #24 | JanwayDaahl posted... OhhhJa posted...JanwayDaahl posted...It makes sense I guess- it's the sort of sport for people who have been in the US for a while, have/are into guns, and are ok with slaughtering defenseless animals for fun. I literally dont know a single person that hunts that doesn't use their kills for food. Especially when it comes to something like venison where you almost have to hunt it to acquire it. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Whelp |
| Cacciato 01/28/18 8:24:56 PM #12 | If its not real things are about to get real awkward for those guys with prostate cancer. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | Whelp |
| Cacciato 01/28/18 8:22:25 PM #10 | RCtheWSBC posted... Is that Tropic_Sunset on an alt account? Thats what I was wondering. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
| Topic | I hate you all |
| Cacciato 01/28/18 8:22:07 PM #45 | This is a fun ride. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump |
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