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TopicCame home from work like an hour ago entering my house see a guy shot dead
Jen0125
09/27/17 12:23:18 PM
#15
Dynalo posted...
DocDelicious posted...
First time seeing a corpse or just not used to people being shot nearby?


I'm reasonably confident that neither of those are things the vast majority of people deal with even on rare occasion.


oh, you mean you don't see that like twice a day like everyone else?
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TopicShould I give this grocery bagger a poor review or would that be scummy?
Jen0125
09/27/17 12:21:05 PM
#97
Do you not understand the concept of absorption? Apparently not.

And again, I don't give a shit about the bread. Find someone else to commiserate with about the bread. Like the person it happened to. I didn't bring up the bread and don't care about the bread.
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TopicAnyone else having issues with apostrophes on iOS 11?
Jen0125
09/27/17 11:24:22 AM
#55
He really is a carefree dude.
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Topicreminder: ICOYAR uses welfare to buy himself video games and consoles, ok...?
Jen0125
09/27/17 11:12:48 AM
#9
Even if someone uses their welfare check to buy a video game here or there that's not even that bad. Or saving up what's leftover over time to buy a used console or new console even. But he straight uses the money for nothing but video games, consoles, and pc part purchases while his parents actually pay for what the money is intended for. Then he rails against the system he abuses instead of just not using the system. It's extremely bizarre. He calls people who use welfare degenerates while he abuses the disability system to a horrible degree.
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Topicmy friend on facebook posted a pic of her baby son playing with a breast implant
Jen0125
09/27/17 10:54:31 AM
#26
I've heard of men locking women in basements and keeping them there for years while they impregnate them so anything would sound normal by comparison.

Stupid thing to say. Just because there are weirder or more abnormal things doesn't make other things that are weird suddenly normal.
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Topicmy friend on facebook posted a pic of her baby son playing with a breast implant
Jen0125
09/27/17 10:48:14 AM
#24
I already said she is very plain looking and pretty average.
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TopicIf you could only choose internet porn or strip clubs which would you choose?
Jen0125
09/27/17 10:36:33 AM
#5
CwebbMichSac4 posted...
you seem to really know what you're talking about. You watch a lot?


It seems like common sense.
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TopicIf you could only choose internet porn or strip clubs which would you choose?
Jen0125
09/27/17 10:29:23 AM
#2
I think most people would choose internet porn. It's free and you can yank it at home or anywhere you have privacy, a smartphone and an internet connection.
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Topicmy friend on facebook posted a pic of her baby son playing with a breast implant
Jen0125
09/27/17 9:50:49 AM
#21
I'm not gonna post pictures of her but this is the same chick I made a topic about who did a maternity photo shoot in a milk bath where it looked like she let a guy unload on her chest. She made that her profile pic and I had a good laugh about that.
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Topicmy friend on facebook posted a pic of her baby son playing with a breast implant
Jen0125
09/27/17 9:45:38 AM
#19
Because it's a breast implant. I find it strange. I don't care what it "technically is." The end game for the object is to be stuck in some chick's chest as a titty. And you're giving it to your baby to play with. To me that's weird.
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Topicmy friend on facebook posted a pic of her baby son playing with a breast implant
Jen0125
09/27/17 9:36:15 AM
#17
SmokeMassTree posted...
She got fake titties tho


Not to my knowledge. From the tag it looks like they're at the doctor for her mom to get some cancer consultation or something. It's a cancer center.. And the the doctor gave the baby a breast implant to play with.
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TopicChicken in a Biscuit
Jen0125
09/27/17 9:19:40 AM
#7
Is it chicken or is it fish?
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TopicShould I give this grocery bagger a poor review or would that be scummy?
Jen0125
09/27/17 9:16:58 AM
#94
Revelation34 posted...
Jen0125 posted...

i don't see an issue with his question.

some of those meats still leak blood and if it gets on your produce you could get sick. if the blood gets absorbed into the fruit through the skin (some fruit has soft, porous skin) you could get sick even if you rinse/wash it. it's not unreasonable for someone to want them bagged separately or for a store to make that be a store policy.


The produce would also be in bags unless you don't know how to shop too. Plus did you even read his other response? He said it was reasonable that somebody complained about bread being with other bread.


What about produce that comes in cartons with holes like strawberries and blueberries? Or fruit like grapes that may already come in bags that have holes in them for when you wash them at home? You don't bag those separately and those can be bagged with meat. Those have very fleshy skin and are actually exactly what I was talking about so checkmate.

And I don't care what he said about the bread. Was I talking about the bread? No I wasn't talking about the bread.
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Topicmy friend on facebook posted a pic of her baby son playing with a breast implant
Jen0125
09/27/17 2:43:31 AM
#14
Smarkil posted...
she hot though?


She's really plain and average.
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Topicmy friend on facebook posted a pic of her baby son playing with a breast implant
Jen0125
09/27/17 2:26:46 AM
#12
Yellow posted...
Serious question, does she talk with a slur?


Not to my recollection.
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 9:11:46 PM
#71
That's false, black bear.
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TopicDoes WolfMoonNJM/nudojudoman still post here?
Jen0125
09/26/17 8:12:45 PM
#2
Nudo hasn't posted here in years.
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TopicSaudi Arabia ends ban and allows women to drive.
Jen0125
09/26/17 8:00:44 PM
#5
Cacciato posted...
I'm unrelated news, traffic deaths skyrocket.


i made this joke today when i saw the headline and no one thought it was appropriate or amusing

i was like oops

but mine was more like "in other news 'car accidents in saudi arabia up by 3000% percent' "
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TopicI haven't consumed any animal products in a week
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:48:20 PM
#166
that's still a lot of meat for two people.

a serving size of bacon is like 2 slices. a pound of bacon is ... 8-10 slices.

how many sausages in 2 packages?


and if you're logging how much meat you're eating but had "lots of leftover sausage" you didn't actually eat two packages of sausage and you're just being an inflammatory troll in foxx's topic to annoy her for no reason. which you're doing anyway posting your meat eating habits in her topic about her not eating meat and sharing her meatless meals.
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:42:42 PM
#69
SmokeMassTree posted...
Jen0125 posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...

have you ever watched sumo wrestling? those guys are probably in better shape than you, ok?


no they aren't. they are just very fat and that's what their sport demands. sumo wrestling literally just demands you to be morbidly obese so you can knock around another morbidly obese person.


You're delusional, ok?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumo#Life_as_a_professional_sumo_wrestler

The negative health effects of the sumo lifestyle can become apparent later in life. Sumo wrestlers have a life expectancy between 60 and 65, more than 10 years shorter than the average Japanese male, as the diet and sport take a toll on the wrestler's body. Many develop diabetes or high blood pressure, and they are prone to heart attacks due to the enormous amount of body mass and fat that they accumulate. The excessive intake of alcohol can lead to liver problems and the stress on their joints due to their excess weight can cause arthritis. Recently, the standards of weight gain are becoming less strict, in an effort to improve the overall health of the wrestlers.[12][13]

that's really healthy and in shape, ok?
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TopicBetween these 2 racial groups which do you think faces more racism and bigotry..
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:25:40 PM
#13
i went to a college with a large indian population and worked with a lot of indian people at our dining hall and i'd say to be honest like 85% of them smelled like curry. curry is a smell that lingers and the smell actually sweats out through your pores.

it's happened to me when i've eaten a lot of indian food in one sitting even.
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TopicI bought my first thing of mace
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:23:53 PM
#38
better check yourself before you wriggidy wreck yourself
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:23:23 PM
#66
mooreandrew58 posted...

have you ever watched sumo wrestling? those guys are probably in better shape than you, ok?


no they aren't. they are just very fat and that's what their sport demands. sumo wrestling literally just demands you to be morbidly obese so you can knock around another morbidly obese person.
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TopicShould I give this grocery bagger a poor review or would that be scummy?
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:21:59 PM
#87
Krow_Incarnate posted...
Revelation34 posted...
Mead posted...
Is this guy for real


Everybody in this thread is asking that question about you.

Seconded.


i don't see an issue with his question.

some of those meats still leak blood and if it gets on your produce you could get sick. if the blood gets absorbed into the fruit through the skin (some fruit has soft, porous skin) you could get sick even if you rinse/wash it. it's not unreasonable for someone to want them bagged separately or for a store to make that be a store policy.
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TopicI bought my first thing of mace
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:20:42 PM
#36
Ogurisama posted...
Going to spice things up in the bedroom huh


i'm going to spray you in the mouth with mace
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:20:12 PM
#63
the left one in that second picture is definitely smt
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:18:53 PM
#61
mooreandrew58 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
"All fat people are slow"

You're wrong, ok?


no i'm not, ok?


all fat people being slow is a myth. met plenty of fat people that can be fast. now having shitty endurance does seem more common.


are you a smokemasstree alt or are you also fat and think you're incredibly in shape as well?

because i guarantee you aren't.
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TopicI bought my first thing of mace
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:18:00 PM
#34
reactive
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:16:53 PM
#59
SmokeMassTree posted...
"All fat people are slow"

You're wrong, ok?


no i'm not, ok?
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:03:18 PM
#51
SmokeMassTree posted...
You will do no such thing

I would simply step over your tiny leg, grab your upper body, and toss you like a rag doll. You'd land on your back and wonder how you got there.


i'm too fast for you to even see me do it

sorry, ok?
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 7:00:26 PM
#47
I'll sweeper kick you and you'll fall on your bottom. Ask @SunWuKung420 I know all about those.
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:59:00 PM
#45
mooreandrew58 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
If anything my increase in mass has only benefitted my judo game


no one believes you


I actually knew a big guy, who weighed nearly 300 lbs when he got his black belt. guy was in better shape than I was, and I was a twig back then. he could do splits and all that shit, I have never been able to do a split.

I sparred with him once and he actually landed a full on jumping and flying through the air kick to my face. I could read the brand of his shoes off my face in the mirror.


No one believes you either, ok?
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TopicI actually love ziggi's "ok" gimmick, but....
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:56:28 PM
#7
green dragon posted...
Jen0125 posted...
no one cares, ok?

Invite me to your AC town so I can fuck shit up


i can't do that at work, ok?
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:55:53 PM
#42
SmokeMassTree posted...
If anything my increase in mass has only benefitted my judo game


no one believes you
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:55:28 PM
#41
green dragon posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
How?

Instantly stopped by theee police officers and asked to show id

Now imagine if you were black *shudders*


oh the humanity!!!
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:53:05 PM
#38
mastermix3000 posted...
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

@Jen0125 chilllll


i can't. i lost all my chill today.
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TopicI actually love ziggi's "ok" gimmick, but....
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:52:46 PM
#2
no one cares, ok?
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TopicAnyone else having issues with apostrophes on iOS 11?
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:50:56 PM
#50
yes mods, please ban smokemasstree for smoking mass pole.
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:50:21 PM
#35
SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm in decent enough shape to stop a Home invade


anybody is in decent enough shape to stop a home invader when they have a gun, ok? all you need to do is have an index finger.

SmokeMassTree posted...
I have plenty of money to afford body armor/weapons/amm


maybe walmart quality, ok?

SmokeMassTree posted...
I am proficient in judo and jujitsu, ok?


maybe back when your son was born and you were actually still shaped like a human being, ok?
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:44:33 PM
#31
batman is actually fit, rich and knows martial arts, ok?

you're more like peter griffin in a batman costume that can't cover his belly, ok?
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TopicAnyone else having issues with apostrophes on iOS 11?
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:43:16 PM
#48
SmokeMassTree posted...
You're a girl tho so it's ok, ok?


and you're a big boy (around) so you can handle it, ok?
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:39:42 PM
#26
Smarkil posted...

But you're doing it with the express purpose of stirring shit up. That's like, the definition of being obnoxious.


it's smokemasstree, does that surprise you?

SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm doing it to show the neighborhood that they don't have to be afraid in their own homes and they don't have to rely on the 11 minute average police response time around here.


because if someone breaks into your house smokemasstree will be also break in to murder the intruder for you and he definitely won't get arrested and go to jail for that
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TopicAnyone else having issues with apostrophes on iOS 11?
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:34:18 PM
#44
you attempted to slut shame me, ok? don't dish what you can't take.
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TopicSo there is a neighborhood meeting in the park down the street from my house
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:20:56 PM
#21
i was seeing a guy for a couple months who would open carry his handgun. it made me pretty uncomfortable. i did not like it.
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TopicI got a job interview at Firehouse Subs!
Jen0125
09/26/17 6:19:40 PM
#21
Snuggletoof posted...
Guys, you're acting like this is a serious career opportunity. He's just slangin' 'wiches. Just act like a likeable person and answer whatever bullshit questions they feel they need to ask like a normal person. They're really just trying to decide if you'll fit in with the group and not make working with you miserable.


yeah really. just act normal and capable and you'll likely do pretty well.
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