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This is hogwash! What do I do?
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

All dat angah.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

I zuck yo dick, man!
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

As someone who went to rehab for benzos for the very reasons youre describing...stop now.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Im in a happy relationship. But if I werent...
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

This is not a big deal.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

I began to like her in the second half of the movie.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

I have a large bag of deer jerky.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

thanosibe posted...

The alt left before BP release: This is going to be the greatest minority lead movie ever.

The alt left after it's released: What? The majority of people liked it overall regardless of their political affiliation? But what will I bitch and whine about instead of just being glad for its success?

...what are you talking about?
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

The intro made me dizzy.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

That bubble in Chicago
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

I thought they were exaggerating as well. Nope. I laughed my ass off when I watched it.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Their bodies just make for the best source of protein ever.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Susan Boyle
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Dun Dun
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Not like today.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Sparksfanboy posted...

TrollSlayer11 posted...

KingCrabCake posted...

@lilORANG posted...

also those dopes just sort of had to take him at his word that he was royal. No blood test, just "yup, go ahead and challenge the king for the throne"

He had the grandfathers ring...

He also had the Royal family/Wakandan vibranium tattoo on his inner lip and spoke Wakandan when he announced his father's name and his heritage.

He was clearly legit.

Plus T'Challa, you know the fucking KING OF WAKANDA literally vouched for him and said "Yeah that's
my cousin."

The more I hear about this movie the weirder it sounds.

Its just a stamp all Wakandans get at a very young age to verify their citizenship. Wakanda is very far removed from the rest of the world.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

This is just embarrassing.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

fenderbender321 posted...

Do you think not having a license prevents people from driving?

Why is this always the weak argument? Automobile laws have drastically diminished the number of car related deaths.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Im crying here
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

And the deflections by Republicans just keep on coming. Jesus Fuck. When will you people realize that the rest of the first world has handled this already and that WE are the ones playing catch-up?
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

sktgamer_13dude posted...

She grew her hair back out right? If so, I think shes great.

Just not a fan of short hair on girls.

Idk. Think shes still pushing the pixie cut.

Skye Reynolds posted...

I never saw the Harry Potter movies. I was never attracted to Hermoine. But I always respected Emma Watson's stance on feminism. She's an advocate for women and I applaud her for being proactive about something she believes in.

I don't know what current Emma means, if she's gotten more radical with time or anything like that, but I like what I've seen up until now. She seems like somebody that would be easy to get along with if you and her were in the same field, y'know?

Im sure we would get along. She just comes across as super preachy at times.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Ludwig Von 2 posted...

She shares my birthday too.

April 15th? :D
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

It isnt crazy at all when you acknowledge that JL was complete trash.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

I loved her. We share the same birthday. But now it seems like shes just...a lot. Im behind a lot of the movements she supports, but sometimes it seems shes just going overboard to appear completely proactive.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Hoo boy. Hes still going, isnt he?
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

anth0ny posted...

No_U_L7 posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

Notnreading that shit, but Im in a very healthy relationship regardless of the PUA culture.

What "PUA" culture are you referring to...?

So you're saying you didn't read the topic at all and came into the topic to doing nothing but be negative...

i'm pretty sure incels started as PUA' and then eventually morphed into the incels that we know today

Thats pretty much it.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Notnreading that shit, but Im in a very healthy relationship regardless of the PUA culture.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Funbazooka posted...

Should citizens call the cops on people they suspect to be alt-right? Like when they see a white male wearing a a MAGA hat.

Fuck yes.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

pres_madagascar posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

As well as they should. Both characters are better than a LOT of the current arc.

Broly will become the numerous one in online for sure.

But will he be good enough?
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

As well as they should. Both characters are better than a LOT of the current arc.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

No_U_L7 posted...

DarthAragorn posted...

Unfiltered bullshit maybe

i give great advice based off years of studying and personal experience. if you don't want to listen to it, don't...but you'll get laid more if you did listen.

I own a copy of The Game from my angsty teenage years. Youre not giving anyone an ounce of goddamn information.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

I truly feel saddened that youve kept up this embarrassing gimmick for this many years. Holy fucking hell.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Just lower the volume.

Not everybody pirates movies like you do.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

The fuck is a shamrock?
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Perfected Ultimate Instinct is about to ruin Jiren. Im so tired of fucking Jiren. Hes not even a villain.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

DuranOfForcena posted...

my at-home drugs pass the test

Im sure they do
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Lots of dumbass kids doing this trash.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

I really quit. (For now)

I have to when I need a medication refill cause they can take it away if they decide to drop me. Sucks ass for the appetite and sleep.

Tf
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Did you use cheat codes or really quit awhile ago

I really quit. (For now)

Genocet_10-325 posted...

Also I once got a job using synthetic urine to pass a drug test. Was cool

Ive used synthetic urine before, but this job pays $18/hr. Wanted to have clean pee for this test.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

TheoryzC posted...

HAHA YEAA SLAMMlNG!!!

How did you surpass the caps rule?
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Fin_Dawg_004 posted...

celebration blunt!

After my pre-employment drug test tomorrow, absolutely!
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Hell yes!!
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Ruvan22 posted...

What's the background? (Why did you tell him they should break up initially)

Because shes emotionally abusive and manipulative. Shes incredibly negative all the time and hes got several coworkers and friends who have prohibited her from coming over to their houses for parties or establishments. Shes a leech. An insecure leech who does nothing but ruin a good time and accuses him of things hes never even been guilty of.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Oh but hes going to rationalize this bullshit either way. Hes on his own. Im fucking done.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Funbazooka posted...

Ok I forced myself to watch it. As expected (I guessed it as soon as I saw her shaven head), it's a far-left political activist rant almost entirely composed of emotional appeals expressing a general desire to ban guns and some prerequisite Trump bashing.

Oh look. Another deflection.
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We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.