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TopicC/D: You're slender like a teen girl.
Gubbey
01/15/18 12:59:51 AM
#11
Garioshi posted...
define "like a teen girl"


do you have birthing hips

Pepys Monster posted...
I don't believe you. If this is true, you must look like Eugenia Cooney.


I looked her up and yee pretty much except I have a better butt tbh
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TopicC/D: You're slender like a teen girl.
Gubbey
01/15/18 12:51:42 AM
#5
TopicI like this girl and she's really cute but she knows how to drive
Gubbey
01/14/18 9:43:51 PM
#4
What if she's driving to another guy's house to fuck him, not to get fucked?
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TopicJust because she has huge boobs doesn't mean you should deed to her. She's 14
Gubbey
01/14/18 9:41:16 PM
#4
Topictrump: 'I'm the least racist person you'll ever interview'
Gubbey
01/14/18 9:36:04 PM
#3
TopicC/D: You are foreveralone.
Gubbey
12/27/17 9:51:57 PM
#2
TopicI barely masturbate anymore
Gubbey
12/25/17 5:39:55 AM
#32
The-19th-Sparta posted...
I like how Vegy is so quick to get hostile with his respond. Maybe if you spent the past 5-7 years working on yourself instead of trolling a board you would be able to get laid.


@ssj3vegeta

@ him if you gonna talk shit, pussy cuck
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TopicWas I being rude to this girl?
Gubbey
12/22/17 9:33:07 PM
#8
TopicWhich of these body types are you?
Gubbey
12/18/17 4:47:03 PM
#2
TopicAww fuck CE, my gf is hella mad at me for bringing her cardboard tampons lol
Gubbey
12/18/17 4:42:51 PM
#3
TopicDark souls!
Gubbey
12/18/17 1:37:11 PM
#3
TopicSo why haven't you had any children yet?
Gubbey
12/18/17 1:32:57 PM
#90
Havik posted...
You mean bringing something into this world that shares my DNA? No thanks. Not passing down my own insanity to anyone else. The kid would probably be borderline psychopathic.
Or a serial killer.


Not to mention that i'm asexual, and kids are annoying little s****.


nothin personnel kid
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TopicTwo Dogs Fucking In The Street Get Hit By A Garbage Truck: A Netflix Original S
Gubbey
12/10/17 4:54:32 PM
#56
Personally I'm looking forward to the film adaptation of Dog Caught Eating Its Own Vomit Fucks The Vomit Puddle To Save Face, it's what TDFITSGHBAGT would have been without the corporate meddling.
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TopicDoes anyone know that video of like a shitty OC set to Taylor Swift's I Knew You
Gubbey
12/07/17 1:12:46 PM
#1
(80/80)

Were Trouble, and it's like shittily-drawn "anime" and there's a girl with a tail I think, and her boyfriend has a gay lover or some shit, and the chick's tits grow bigger and bigger as the video goes on? I can't find it and it's driving me fucking nuts.
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TopicMight wanna stop eating pussy
Gubbey
10/20/17 3:22:56 PM
#29
How many times we gotta tell y'all, we're here for a good time, not a long time
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TopicIn 2065, there will be more ASIAN AMERICANS than there will be BLACK AMERICANS.
Gubbey
10/02/17 2:37:37 AM
#47
I've seen enough pics of Asian babes to know she probably has a penis
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TopicMomo Yaoyorozu
Gubbey
09/30/17 10:57:27 PM
#2
TopicDo you like girls with long hair?
Gubbey
09/30/17 10:51:49 PM
#23
TopicT-Mobiles Netflix ad: Video typically streams at 480p
Gubbey
09/24/17 10:55:36 PM
#2
Topic"Jim Carrey" has ascended to a higher plane
Gubbey
09/24/17 10:53:28 PM
#67
He's ready to transcend this reality and enter the Octohedron, where there is no suffering, only dreams and memes.
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TopicCorpse Bride was a good movie.
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:53:42 PM
#8
TopicI wanna pretend I'm a lil kid
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:52:39 PM
#3
TopicDo you think lolicon mechandise should be illegal?
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:50:38 PM
#32
GiftedACIII posted...
You wanna make nick and Disney sitcoms illegal?


Yes, they're shitty shows anyway.
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TopicApparently the world is going to end on Saturday
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:49:24 PM
#22
DreadedWave posted...
Alduin is going to eat the world, Just as the old legends told!


Legends don't burn down villages.
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TopicDo you think lolicon mechandise should be illegal?
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:48:24 PM
#30
TopicSex is too easy
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:47:51 PM
#4
TopicReal talk
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:47:03 PM
#2
Topicdang some dude in /x/ killed his dog to spare him from Doomsday today
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:46:09 PM
#14
TopicDo you miss T-Mobile girl?
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:43:42 PM
#11
TopicQuestion for fat, short, ugly guys who aren't compensating by being successful.
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:43:15 PM
#26
-l___________l- posted...
I mean, good-looking people who are unsuccessful aren't really offering much to the world either.


They can offer their dicks unhindered by layers of blubber
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TopicWatching vids with bae when suddenly a male pornstar flashed his dick.
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:38:23 PM
#12
I saw a male horse once and his D I C C was fucking enormous, I was like "shit man no wonder girls like horses"
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TopicSlept with my ex
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:36:34 PM
#6
TopicQuestion for fat, short, ugly guys who aren't compensating by being successful.
Gubbey
09/23/17 9:35:45 PM
#24
Bullet_Wing posted...
This, lmao. That's cringey enough to be redpill copypasta


Well the "nice guy" part isn't entirely wrong but yes
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TopicRandom Superpower: who wins, you or your archenemy?
Gubbey
09/22/17 9:08:48 PM
#43
Me: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Revenant_Physiology

The user either is or can become a revenant, a visible ghost or animated corpse that was believed to return from the grave to terrorize the living. In most cases, revenants come back from the grave for revenge on those who wronged or even killed them, or to harass their families. Revenants are often associated with spreading disease among the living, or even sucking the blood of the living, much like vampires.

It should be noted that revenants are sometimes ghosts or spirits, and other times zombies.

Them: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Thievery

Users of this skill are considered the ultimate thieves, able to steal anything and everything (concepts, landmarks, natural elements/forces, intangible objects, physics, laws, themselves, etc.), they are able to not only hide in shadows but even in plain sight, they can slip into spaces that should be physically impossible to fit/slip into, and they can even steal without even having to be present at a location.

Users of this power are immune to and can bypass Theft Nullification.


Being a ghost is sweet but if they can steal the very concept of my own existence itself I dunno if I have a chance >_>
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TopicDucks can fly, swim, and walk pretty well
Gubbey
09/22/17 1:38:24 AM
#32
TopicWhat do you think is the biggest problem in America right now?
Gubbey
09/21/17 5:52:05 PM
#16
TopicLove, D.Va
Gubbey
09/19/17 7:51:49 PM
#12
TopicLove, D.Va
Gubbey
09/19/17 7:42:39 PM
#5
TopicITT: I will give $.10 for every 10 posts to hurricane relief
Gubbey
09/19/17 12:05:53 AM
#497
TopicITT: I will give $.10 for every 10 posts to hurricane relief
Gubbey
09/19/17 12:02:22 AM
#493
Recently, I've begun to worry about the prospect of being a tech industry CEO, on grounds of the fact that all of them are extremely busy. It's not the workload that intimidates me; the job itself, I think, would be an enjoyable way to spend time. It's the fact that I'm afraid it may be something which goes beyond work, and takes over your entire lifestyle. I'm worried that, if I were to become CEO of Google, I'd have to be ready to make a crucial decision or get to the Googleplex at a moment's notice, 24/7. In this hypothetical outcome, I'd never be able to take vacations, I'd never be able to spend a few hours ignoring calls to pay attention to my family, etc. What's the point of having an $18.7 billion net worth if you never get the chance to spend a few hours walking around your city, throwing money at homeless people, stealing people's cars and replacing them with newer models, or filling every paid parking space in the city with an old car, not paying the meters, and having the cars towed, only to put each one back, and the city can't stop you because you can afford to keep paying the fines, and they don't have enough tow trucks to keep up with you?
This hypothetical outcome scares me, not because I think it's likely, but because I might have no way of finding out whether it's the case until it's too late. By the time I'm close enough with any big tech industry leaders to know what their lives are like, I've already devoted my life to getting there; it's too late to change my mind and try making a billion dollars some other way. And, even though I can rationally back it up, the statement "The CEO of Google probably isn't too busy" still sounds rather laughable.
So, I decided I would ask you. If any of these are too personal, feel free to tell me off, but if not, answers would be greatly appreciated.
Do you get to spend a lot of time with your wife/kids? What would happen if you spontaneously decided to take a week-long vacation because nothing particularly important was happening at work that week? What if you took a week-long vacation but planned it ahead of time? About how many days do you spend at work each year?
Essentially, how much of your life is controlled by working at VALVe, and how busy do you feel it makes you?
Again, I apologize if any of that's too personal. I appreciate your time reading this, and hope to hear from you.
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TopicITT: I will give $.10 for every 10 posts to hurricane relief
Gubbey
09/19/17 12:02:08 AM
#492
At age 15, I'm currently at the point where I should be considering my career options. Life goal number one (not life goal number zero - that's to live forever) for me has been to at some point have at least a billion dollars for about as long as I can remember. It seems to me that, given my skill set and interests, the best way for me to do this is by entrepreneuring or perhaps just business-managing in the tech industry. So, as a huge fan of Google, I decided about six months ago that being the CEO of Google is my primary objective in life; I'm smart enough to have a pretty good chance at pulling it off, and there's much less competition to become the CEO of Google than there is to grow your own start-up into a multi-billion-dollar corporation. Everybody wants to start their own company; not many want to take over an existing favorite. Plus, if I fail to become the CEO of Google or decide I don't want to be, I could always try for one of the many other companies I like, or I could still decide to start my own company after all.
(That and there's no time limit on starting my own company, while there may be one on the Google thing - Larry Page and Sergey Brin are likely to step down in 2024, and their replacements will probably be in place running the company for quite a long time before I get another chance.)
However, both Larry Page and Eric Schmidt are pretty hard to get in touch with; plus, as much admiration as I have for them, I don't really identify with either one personally. So, barred from being able to get input from somebody who knows what it's like to be CEO of Google firsthand, I decided I'd email you; though it isn't Google, you do seem to have experience being in a CEO-like position at a company with a similar corporate structure to Google, albeit considerably smaller. You have over a billion dollars, I know your email address, and, very importantly, out of all the tech figureheads I've ever been a fan of, you're the one I identify with most strongly (a simple example being the fact that you're a brony).
So, without further adieu, here is my point:
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TopicITT: I will give $.10 for every 10 posts to hurricane relief
Gubbey
09/18/17 11:59:31 PM
#488
See you don't understand. Homework is just a hurdle for the intelligent. I read Huxley's A Brave New World and it really put my thoughts into words. I mean you have the working class that is supposed to do grunt work like homework. Big business wants to keep the general public from being rich which is why they stress homework in classes so much. It's supposed to make you think that it's what real life is. And test's are even WORSE! Yeah, I can look up any fact I want, but school just is trying to make us "hampsters" run through loops over and over again to see if we can remember a fist full of facts. I don't care about that. I'm an engineer and we look what we need to and our intellegence is what puts it all together. I didn't fail school, school failed me.
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TopicITT: I will give $.10 for every 10 posts to hurricane relief
Gubbey
09/18/17 11:46:04 PM
#484
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
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Gubbey
09/18/17 11:45:18 PM
#483
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
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TopicITT: I will give $.10 for every 10 posts to hurricane relief
Gubbey
09/18/17 11:45:04 PM
#482
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
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TopicITT: I will give $.10 for every 10 posts to hurricane relief
Gubbey
09/18/17 11:43:30 PM
#480
Remember
Remember me
Remember me
Remember me
Remember me
Remember me
Where, where will we stand?
When all the lights go out
Across these city streets
Where were you when
All of the embers fell
I still remember there
Covered in ash
Covered in glass
Covered in all my friends
I still
Think of the bombs they built
If that's the best that I could be?
Than I'd be another memory
Can I be the only hope for you?
Because you're the only hope for me
And if we can't find where we belong,
We'll have to make it on our own
Face all the pain and take it on
Because the only hope for me is you alone
How it should you be
Many years after the disasters that we've seen
What we have learned
Other than people burn in purifying flame
I say it's okay
I know you can tell
And though you can see me smile
I still
Think of the guns they sell
If there's a place that I could be
Than I'd be another memory
Can I be the only hope for you?
Because you're the only hope for me
And if we can't find where we belong,
We'll have to make it on our own
Face all the pain and take it on
Because the only hope for me is you alone
The only hope for me
The only hope for me is you
The only hope
For me is you
The only hope
For me is you
The only hope
For me is you
The only hope
If there's a place that I could be
Than I'd be another memory
Can I be the only hope for you?
Because you're the only hope for me
And if we can't find where we belong,
We'll have to make it on our own
Face all the pain and take it on
Because the only hope for me is you alone
The only hope for me is you
The only hope for me is you
The only hope for me is you
The only hope for me is you
The only hope for me is you
The only hope for me is you
The only hope for me is you
The only hope for me is you alone
Remember me
Remember me
Remember me
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